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Celebrities › Re: Famous People You Never Thought Would End Up In The Same Pic by Elxandre(m): 9:03am On Sep 08, 2014
No browser could view this on my smartphone. huh
Sports › Re: Serena Williams Wins 18th Grand Slam Title by Elxandre(m): 8:51am On Sep 08, 2014
I don't think she will be around long enough to break the 23 grand slam barrier.
Phones › Re: RIM Introduces New BBM Features ....... by Elxandre(m): 4:16pm On Sep 07, 2014
I tried out this thing, but I just couldn't find it more attractive over whatsapp. Whatsapp is miles ahead as for me.
Who has time asking for pins, when I can just hit you with your number.
Food › Re: Is Eating Out Cheaper Than Cooking At Home? by Elxandre(m): 1:58pm On Sep 07, 2014
Kachisbarbie: Hahaha. Nah, I studied banking,I'm working on it,trying to eat more. I can even go more thank two days......whenever I'm doing 1wk prayer and dry fast, my peeps go just dey laugh,say no difference...lol
Eating breakfast gives me headache, sometimes it makes me wanna throwup all through the day. cry
The type of girls 9ja guys pray for, one you can take to a restaurant without fear of excessive spending cheesy
Food › Re: Is Eating Out Cheaper Than Cooking At Home? by Elxandre(m): 1:55pm On Sep 07, 2014
Valeree: Lol...I meant "spinster"... my smart phone Na over smart dey worry am.
Just tried it out on my keyboard, it didn't bring that up.
Nigerians blaming auto correct for gbagaun since 1960 grin
Food › Re: Is Eating Out Cheaper Than Cooking At Home? by Elxandre(m): 1:52pm On Sep 07, 2014
Khalessi: A sphincter is an anatomical structure, a circular muscle that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage ...
You didn't include your source o! cheesy

@topic it depends on where you are eating and what you are eating.
Romance › Re: My Top Cuties On Nairaland by Elxandre(m): 12:52pm On Sep 06, 2014
Ivyy is stunning! I like natural beauties.
What is rokiatu doing on this list huh
Titiluvly try too
Farano the beautiful mod. cheesy I will marry you someday. LOL.

Abu Mickey is a certified fine boy. No wonder Martha faint at first sight. cheesy
Logicalmindy is legit on this list.
Nobleval I hereby crown you the finest dude on NL
RuudNisterooy is surely good looking.
Romance › Re: My Top Cuties On Nairaland by Elxandre(m): 12:51pm On Sep 06, 2014
Ivyy is stunning! I like natural beauties.
What is rokiatu doing on this list huh
Titiluvly try too
Farano the beautiful mod. cheesy I will marry you someday. LOL.

Abu Mickey is a certified fine boy. No wonder Martha faint at first sight. cheesy
Logicalmindy is legit on this list.
Nobleval I hereby crown
Education › Re: Fupre Post Utme 2016 | Pass Question | Exam Date | Cut-off Mark | Result | Fees by Elxandre(m): 9:39pm On Sep 04, 2014
Segipaul: I fink dere is stil hope as fupre are trying to decrease cut off to 10.....dey myt even settle at 8....according to wat i heard dere was error during the markings!
For Goodness sake, let them just remark this thing.
Family › Re: Are You Feeling Suicidal? Come Here First! (part 2) by Elxandre(m): 2:01pm On Sep 03, 2014
onegig: Elxandre... I read that story of yours back then bro. I understand your fears. But wait... Any resolution to this issue since you said it was widespread? Have you gone to the school to make complaints or do something about it? Do you have anyone pulling things for you? We are in a country where things are upside down.
The issue is a massive one, with a lot of people affected.
The exam was surely not difficult this year. The issue I heard is the schools fault. No one is clear on cause of this issue.
There's a guy working in the school who promised to help,,I'm just hoping bro. I really hate this ' Man know man syndrome', that's why I worked so hard, but now,I have to hope ironically.
Education › Re: Tehn Is Calling All School Leavers To Apply For TNRI Scholarship by Elxandre(m): 3:12pm On Sep 01, 2014
What about private universities and foreign ones..
is this scholarship applicable to those?
Family › Re: Are You Feeling Suicidal? Come Here First! (part 2) by Elxandre(m):
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Phones › Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by Elxandre(m): 11:30pm On Aug 27, 2014
olusode97: i use mtn 1gb... and those the personal assistant work fine here because i read some where that it is not on the nokia lumia 925 which am using....
the 3500 naira plan?
Phones › Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by Elxandre(m): 9:22am On Aug 26, 2014
olusode97: Guys I have a problem with my Nokia Lumia 925. The microphone works sometime and sometimes it doesn't work.. Could it be a bug.. And how much data do the cyan update consume..
cyan update should be about 550mb! I'm still wondering what plan to use sef.
Education › Re: 2015/2016 Yabatech Admission,post Utme And Screening Processes by Elxandre(m): 11:49pm On Aug 25, 2014
Must you choose this school to be eligible for their post utme?
urgent answers needed!
Celebrities › Re: Revealed! Genevieve Is Nigeria's Richest Celebrity On Endorsement Deals! by Elxandre(m): 10:14pm On Aug 23, 2014
CFCfan: Not too surprised. Genevieve has been in the entertainment industry for over 15 years, and has been an impressive actress.
She is the only $$ millionaire on the list.
there is no way Genevieve is richer than Dbanj or Psquare.
Its not easy to rake in millions weekly through shows.
Education › Re: Fupre Post Utme 2016 | Pass Question | Exam Date | Cut-off Mark | Result | Fees by Elxandre(m): 8:36pm On Aug 23, 2014
Believe me when I saw that score, I drank 3 cups of water cheesy , I nearly died from shock! embarassed

It was most unbelievable!
Education › Re: Fupre Post Utme 2016 | Pass Question | Exam Date | Cut-off Mark | Result | Fees by Elxandre(m): 8:33pm On Aug 23, 2014
Emu4u2c: bros nr b onli u i got 9 hw fupre mark..may..jamb..was..216
imagine.
The annoying part is that people that scored considerably high, think one must be a dullard.
I nor blame them sha, na FUPRE I blame.

How can you be so heartless to toy with people's future?
smh!!!
Education › Re: Fupre Post Utme 2016 | Pass Question | Exam Date | Cut-off Mark | Result | Fees by Elxandre(m): 9:08pm On Aug 22, 2014
dizzolva: hey bro if u got 9 for instance and u're very sure u deserve more than that, then it should be as a result of division or if almost everyone is experiencing thesame problem then they will reduce d cut-off mark.N.B what is the highest score you've heard so far?
Scored 8 after writing the easiest exam of my life.
I wish someone told me these guys are crazy.
I for just jejely choose my UNIABJ.

It's not funny when you read for 8 months, only to get ridiculed!
Education › Re: Fupre Post Utme 2016 | Pass Question | Exam Date | Cut-off Mark | Result | Fees by Elxandre(m): 9:03am On Aug 22, 2014
dizzolva: pls u guys should not be scammed into paying the 3000naira earlier requested for. Just relax n wait but if u're still not sure about how u performed in a science course or marine engineering, contact me on 08133730789
bro why is fupre scamming people with weird scores like 8,9,10 e.t.c.?
I mean how can one even have passed jamb at all if he's so poor to have scored 9/50?
This is crap.

You spend months reading, find the exam relatively easy, only to get insulted with a ridiculous score!
Education › Re: Male and Female Students Living in Same Apartment: Have Your Say by Elxandre(m): 7:52pm On Aug 21, 2014
GodMode: Have you ever heard of a "sex mate"huh

Someone you Bleep but you bff for life.
you raise children with a sex mate?
Try that only if you're selfish and don't care about your children's happiness.
Education › Re: Male and Female Students Living in Same Apartment: Have Your Say by Elxandre(m): 7:22pm On Aug 21, 2014
tensazangetsu: p.diddy kids are from a single home they turned out alright even dangote raised his kids alone
LOL. Stick to what you know.
I seemingly seem fine too, but I know something got amiss in me because of single parentship.
Do you know what's happening in P.Diddy or Dangote's home?

It almost always turns out faulty, I tell you bro.
Education › Re: Male and Female Students Living in Same Apartment: Have Your Say by Elxandre(m): 7:06pm On Aug 21, 2014
tensazangetsu: lol you think i dont even have female friends anymore its just my mom i feel for she would be disappointed when my decison is made known as for my dad i dont give a damn
You are very selfish.
You want children, but you don't want them to have a mother.
Do you think children with single parents find it easy? I'm a case study. I know how my life feels with my absent dad who is already at eternal crossroads with my Mum who hates him because of his past misdeeds.

What you should be looking out for, is a lady with a good heart, and with you being determined to be a good parent unlike your dad, it only makes the job easier.
Politics › Re: 4 Reasons Why Africans Will Never Develop by Elxandre(m): 6:24pm On Aug 21, 2014
You didn't mention inferiority complex?
Even exhibited by you in this short post.
I mean you called Africans MONKEYS! shocked

You're beyond redemption in your 'white man worship'.

You made some valid points nevertheless.
Phones › Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by Elxandre(m): 10:51am On Aug 19, 2014
jorges1: bro are u sure I wldnt loose my WP8.1 update if i do a hard reset? I'm asking cos I don't hv a huge data plan to re-download d update
no you won't!
Phones › Re: Nokia Lumia Users Let Meet Here!! by Elxandre(m): 6:47pm On Aug 18, 2014
oyewolestephen: But lumia 630 is dual sim while 635 is 4g versions
seems you're right bro!
Phones › Re: Nokia Lumia Users Let Meet Here!! by Elxandre(m): 6:41pm On Aug 18, 2014
snowprince07: ***hey bro we need 2 talk і ам цsin Lumia 520 ¡ can't play other video formats whic app should I usз 4 dathuh
Download moliplayer pro from windows phone store. Its paid tho. $4

OR

change your phone region to China. search for moliplayer (without the pro in front)
Download it.
Use it grin


Note that there are two moliplayers, the pro, which is the paid version with all features unlocked, and the ordinary version with some unnecessary features locked.
If you don't switch to China, you won't see the free one. cheesy
Phones › Re: Nokia Lumia Users Let Meet Here!! by Elxandre(m): 6:32pm On Aug 18, 2014
Mamaflex: cheesy yes, 630 is more xpensive. Wait! 630 is not a dual sim??
yeah maa'm.
635 is the dual sim version! grin sorry

edited*** Lumia 630 seems to have dual sim versions.
Phones › Re: Nokia Lumia Users Let Meet Here!! by Elxandre(m): 4:07pm On Aug 18, 2014
chris365: You seem to know much about windows. Please how do I attach documents and other files aside from pic to my mail or any website directly from my onedrive? Just switched from android.

My OneDrive only show pictures when I want to add attachment. Pls someone who can assist should reply
well, you have to update to windows phone 8.1 to access this functionality!
what device do you use?
Phones › Re: Nairaland Frontpage Update Notification App For Blackberry (beta) by Elxandre(m): 2:19pm On Aug 18, 2014
The first to comment battle FTC just got reinforced!

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