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TV/Movies › Re: Joseph Benjamin Features In 'Greenleaf' Oprah Winfrey's TV Series (Photo, Video) by Elxandre(m): 9:25pm On Nov 09, 2018
Emary:
He's appeared in at least 2 episodes this season and did a pretty good job. The only thing is that he did not rep the Naija accent at all. He sounded like an east African trying to fake naija.
Lol. Very funny.

Hollywood usually has everything including accent planned out, so it might not be his fault.
Romance › Re: Five Reasons Why Men Should Marry A Lady That Loves Money by Elxandre(m): 9:17pm On Nov 09, 2018
This is a selfish and cynically self-serving write up.

A person should be motivated primarily only by his intrinsic drive and ambitions, else a deep pit of psychological and mental torment awaits him when he fails to meet up to expectations of people pushing him endlessly.

"she won't be comfortable with 2 bedroom flat" ***

Lmao. Sha don't kill your man with your lack of contentment.
Webmasters › Re: Forget SEO, Pay For Ads If You Have The Money by Elxandre(m): 11:30am On Nov 09, 2018
Paid ads work.
Jumia popping out everywhere on my browser is an easy proof.

The only thing is with how cost intensive they are, if your site isn't getting a high turnover like jumia, na debt u go face. lipsrsealed
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Get Supersports 3 For Just 1k Extra On Ur Access And Family Package! by Elxandre(m): 7:08pm On Nov 06, 2018
Lmao.
I was surprised to see that the Ss3 on the nonsense GOTV was showing Wrestling during Liverpool VS Arsenal cheesy

I'm new to them sha.
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Get Supersports 3 For Just 1k Extra On Ur Access And Family Package! by Elxandre(m): 7:06pm On Nov 06, 2018
Nothing for this useless GOTV sad
Music/Radio › Re: Tiwa Savage Wins Best African Act At 2018 MTV Ema's by Elxandre(m): 4:18pm On Nov 05, 2018
Masama:
You tuned out and concluded her own was given backstage abi? Abeg carry your hate filled ass go siddon one side
Like I said, you're Simpleton if every thing with you is interpreted as hate.
Music/Radio › Re: Tiwa Savage Wins Best African Act At 2018 MTV Ema's by Elxandre(m): 9:14am On Nov 05, 2018
mynairaland2018:
Watch the video. It was live on stage.
Lmao.
I was watching before I tuned out cheesy
Didn't know there was an African category.
Music/Radio › Re: Tiwa Savage Wins Best African Act At 2018 MTV Ema's by Elxandre(m): 9:12am On Nov 05, 2018
Masama:
Mumu, It was live on stage, no go hustle to make am too, dey there dey hate on people wey don already make am
Are you sick?
I don't get why you people jump into mentions with unnecessary insults.
I was watching the awards before I tuned out.

Simpletons Like you know of nothing than hate.
Music/Radio › Re: Tiwa Savage Wins Best African Act At 2018 MTV Ema's by Elxandre(m): 11:37pm On Nov 04, 2018
Backstage award.
I'm tired of this crap angry
Phones › Re: Xiaomi Pocophone F1: Flagship Killer? Iphone X Clone? (UNBOXING) by Elxandre(m): 8:39pm On Nov 04, 2018
odinga1of:
Boss how much you bought yours? I ordered mine from Australia today (Pocophone f1 6GB 128 RAM) at AU$499
What website is that?
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Wears Plunging Neckline Cleavage-Baring Dress by Elxandre(m): 8:53pm On Nov 03, 2018
Ishilove:
No parental control
Lol. She's over 18 na grin

Nairaland can move rubbish to front page sha angry
Sports › Re: Nicklas Bendtner Sentenced To 50-Day Jailterm by Elxandre(m): 1:20pm On Nov 03, 2018
chronique:
His attitude cost him his career at Arsenal.
Majorly his lack of consistency.
Celebrities › Re: Mompha: 'I Earned N14 Billion In 2016 - 2017'. Slams Fake Instagram Billionaires by Elxandre(m): 12:01am On Nov 02, 2018
EliteBeautyBlog:
That's very poor. Maybe he took it to further a research on a new project . It doesn't need to be about money. Better wake up!! Look around, most great men that really forged this world had no money. Jesus, Mohammed, Gandhi, Abraham etc.....
Most Nigerias take courses for career advancement, with eyes fully set on the financial rewards.
This is no secret.,

I never said there aren't people motivated just by the love for their field.


Mind you, I was talking about this plainly in the Nigerian context.
Celebrities › Re: Mompha: 'I Earned N14 Billion In 2016 - 2017'. Slams Fake Instagram Billionaires by Elxandre(m): 11:48pm On Nov 01, 2018
EliteBeautyBlog:
Money.... Money... Money.....

I still don't believe money is all there is to life. You made billions in two years, someone took a course on aerospace engineering within same year... I wonder who earned more? Material acquisition or immaterial acquisition ?
The person took a course to make the same money, so it's a money pursuit at the end.
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Elxandre(m): 10:54am On Nov 01, 2018
Pinkberry5:
Lol smiley
Totally Nigeria and to be precise, Edo State.
The school was a big man school na grin
Lmao.
Na only Disney we poor men pikin for dey see principal calling someone through the intercom grin
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Elxandre(m): 10:43pm On Oct 31, 2018
Pinkberry5:
Mine was back then in secondary school.

So I had this very close female teacher of mine, a youth at that time. We were really close and to top it, she was my chemistry teacher. She was really good in teaching and noticed me maybe because I was good in her subject, I'm not sure.

Trust bad belle girls, they started saying she was giving me expo for tests and exams.

At a point, we started visiting each other, my mom always excited to see her. We'd eat in my room and gist oooo grin then we'd solve questions and bla bla bla. I confided in her my crazy secrets and she told me some too.

Sh*it started when we were practicing for our interhouse sports competition one period. While changing after practice, her phone (which she left in my jacket pocket) rang. Seeing 'dad' on the screen made me feel it was an important call and I ran out of restroom with singlet and thight.

I found her in the teachers changing room and gave her. After receiving the call, she teased me on my dressing and drew my bra strap which was visible. I slapped her hands away.She mocked my knickers and we laughed over it. Before I left, I hugged her and whispered something stupid in her ear.

Fast forward to next week, every one was giving me one kind eye I nor understand. During classes, some stupid girls started making stupid comments randomly about lesbians. I didn't know why but it felt like odd. Soon, I heard my name on the intercom and I went to the office, not after everyone in the block started hailing me. embarassed

In the office, our principal played around the topic before hitting the nail on the head, telling me she heard a teacher had been sexually molesting me, she saw it on CCTV footage, bla bla bla. I tried explaining but she brushed it aside, telling me she knew it was embarrassing to admit angry

She told me she had sacked the teacher and I wouldn't be molested again. I cried so much. Turned out some bi*tches had followed me that day In the changing room and acted as 'witnesses'.


It was a terrible situation, which caused me to change school. A good teacher lost het job because of stupid unreasonable and untrue rumors! I still feel guilty about it though. Recently met her in the market. Found out she's happily married with two kids and owns a daycare.


I'm still swearing for those yeye girls that told my principal that sh*it. I lost interest in the sciences and moved to arts which I'm still based in today.
Rumors are terrible. embarassed
What country did that happen in?

This doesn't sound like a Nigerian setting. Lol.
Politics › Re: Atiku's Son Doesn't Work In A Pure Water Factory, His Father Owns It by Elxandre(m): 12:35am On Oct 30, 2018
kennygee:
We knew this. Atiku owns Faro water, but can we see a picture of Yusuf milking cows in Daura?

Oh I forgot, the cows are gay, that's why they never reproduce.
Your mouth sharp pass razor grin
Family › Re: Man Cries Out Over Wife's Sudden Weight Gain, Says Her Body Doesn't Arose Him by Elxandre(m): 9:22pm On Oct 29, 2018
philsbaba:
The guy no open eyes. It's easy to spot a woman who has the tendency to get fat. Very easy. The guy no just get orientation cool
How bro?
Health › Re: Help Needed by Elxandre(m): 1:49am On Oct 29, 2018
I know it's a serious issue, but I still can't take seriously, a young guy who has a pressing situation named, a woman.

Color me unemotional if you like. undecided

And this your matter can only be solved in the village!
Who the hell doesn't have a single touch receptors on their flesh/body part. shocked
Phones › Re: Airtel 4G Ite is Live And Blazing + 4gig Trial Bonus (Speed test pics) by Elxandre(m): 12:08am On Oct 29, 2018
seunlayi:
My bro, there is. Glo uses band 28 which is not available in most devices, mtn is available but stopped working on mtn sim due to some technical issues. Go to mtn office and get a visa phone sim (700) check the idi ape office, that is where I bought mine.


Smile if expensive but efficient. 1k for sim(with 1 gig)
Are you serious about the GLO 4G availability?
I think you should check again. When did you use it last?

I will definitely check out that Vissfone.

Smile? Lol.
I use 1gb daily sometimes. I just wish NTEL, despite their inconsistencies would expand to Ibadan. sad
Phones › Re: Airtel 4G Ite is Live And Blazing + 4gig Trial Bonus (Speed test pics) by Elxandre(m): 3:32pm On Oct 28, 2018
seunlayi:
It used bn like this for over a month and despite all my calls to their dumb cc, they are still not fixing things. My last sub ends next week and I m totally saying bye to Airtel data service in ibadan as I did to glo. I have bought a Smile sim for my mifi and the sim also works in my phone with good speed and I will sub 1k on mtn as backup
Smile is costly. cry

I'm still trying to understand why there isn't GLO or MTN 4G in ibadan.
Music/Radio › Re: Flavour - 'Crazy Love' Video (Feat. Yemi Alade) by Elxandre(m): 10:22am On Oct 26, 2018
Poor timing.

He should have waited for the Steww Euphoria to subside.
Celebrities › Re: Faithia Williams' Encounter With A Man Who Wants a Relationship With Her by Elxandre(m): 9:19am On Oct 26, 2018
[quote author= post=72420087]Nothing as beautiful and cool as SELF ASSURANCE!

it's good to make your self happy most times!!



Pamela was it in September, Stew is it in October, let's wait for November to see wats up!
Up Nigeria![/quote]What's Pamela?
Computers › Re: Who Has Compared LED Tvs? Polystar, LG, Samsung, Sony by Elxandre(m): 7:18pm On Oct 25, 2018
easzyone:
It should be OK. My TV came and it was brand new in perfect condition. Go ahead with ur purchase
Is that particular model a smart one?
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Slays In Bum Shorts, Shares Backside Photos by Elxandre(m): 5:59pm On Oct 25, 2018
uc4uandc:
Raise ur hand up if u checked her dp
I dey here cheesy
Sports › Re: Raja Casablanca Vs Enyimba: CAF Confederations Cup (2 - 1) On 23rd October 2018 by Elxandre(m): 10:30pm On Oct 24, 2018
Alzirida:
Sad night.
Same player ISIAKA caused both goals .

I won't eat this week.
Am not happy
comman support the Red devils. better club grin
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid And Tiwa Savage “Fever” Video Got Nigerians Talking by Elxandre(m): 1:57pm On Oct 24, 2018
mynairaland2018:
A whole bag of rice is needed for all the stew in that video.
You're funny man. grin
Phones › Re: Airtel 4G Ite is Live And Blazing + 4gig Trial Bonus (Speed test pics) by Elxandre(m): 9:02pm On Oct 23, 2018
seunlayi:
Airtel network is worst in ibadan. Why calling 3g 4g?
lmao.
I'm trying to stream Juve vs United, and it's a joke. cry
Those pple are clowns.
Sports › Re: "The One Mistake Ronaldo Made In His Career" - Carlo Ancelotti by Elxandre(m): 8:19pm On Oct 23, 2018
Guapismo:
I was a fan then, I've been a fan since 2006
Became a fan same year.
How dare you dislike ororo angry
Sports › Re: "The One Mistake Ronaldo Made In His Career" - Carlo Ancelotti by Elxandre(m): 7:45pm On Oct 23, 2018
Guapismo:
I'm one
You are likely a young fan who wasn't a fan when he played for us. cool
Celebrities › Re: I Never Said Ghanaian Music Is Better Than Nigerian Music -mr Eazi by Elxandre(m): 8:50am On Oct 21, 2018
He didn't say that of course, but trust Semi literate Nigerian youths who only rely on headlines to swallow any rubbish the mediocre blogs drop for them.

The only thing he said is Naija musicians using Ghanaian style beats, which wasn't a bad thing to say, as it was a factual observation as at then, but trust the inferiority complex ridden youths to cry about it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 1:27am On Oct 21, 2018
Is it just me, or Lukaku has grown fatter since arriving Manchester?

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