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Romance › Re: . by Elxandre(m): 10:16am On Jan 18, 2019
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
He has to be an Alpha male with good sense of humor.
Family and God is everything to me so he should have same values.
I'm not tribalistic but Igbo would b ideal. He should be presentable, like he mustn't b the dark version of Aquaman. If u dream of being a dad soon, then good

Other attributes of a serious and focused male will b appreciated.
Virgin males plus those in their 20s should keep off please.

No time waster should bother, plus if u don't even know where u headed don't bother.
God is everything to you, but you don't want a Virgin cheesy grin
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Elxandre(m): 9:11pm On Jan 17, 2019
macbeyland:
So you rather bear the 'bugs' and live with them than for the thread to go 'mundane'? Wow! How selfless.

The issue now is that the 'life experience' sharing' act is looking more tainted with sentiments than reality.

I'm still wondering how a midrange smartphone won't be able to handle 4 open chrome tabs, let alone one made by a popular brand.
With MIUI, it's possible, though the Ram management is admittedly better with miui 10, but it's still not the best.
You need a 4gb Xiaomi to use MIUI without issues.
Brands no pay us for marketing na, so we suppose take am easy with defending every of their flaws.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How A Youth Corper’s ‘richness’ Hindered Her From Getting Employed #thread by Elxandre(m): 9:06pm On Jan 16, 2019
if not for poverty in NIgeria, what's flashy about Apple watches that High school kids wear in civilized countries?
Phones › Re: What Phone Or Phones Were you Using Ten(10) Years Ago?? by Elxandre(m): 9:08pm On Jan 15, 2019
damilarelr:
Sony Ericsson W960 and Snow Ericsson w800i. Back then, Sony Ericsson phones rock the music world with their Walkman series. The w960 was eventually snatched at night while the W800 is still in my museum.

Great phones dem!
I dreamt of this W960 day and night then, but never had it. chai grin
Celebrities › Re: #10YearsChallenge: Linda Ikeji Shares Throwback Photos Of Her Cars by Elxandre(m): 8:13pm On Jan 14, 2019
Lmao.
This is retarded.
She must be a detestable person to relate with.
Phones › Re: How To Connect Your Smartphone To A Television. by Elxandre(m): 12:45pm On Jan 12, 2019
UchihaItachi:
[color=#009688]Get an Android box for your TV and watch it transform to a smart TV, and then you'll have a whole new world of possibilities on your hands, stream all the live matches you can think of right from your television, easily cast videos from your mobile phone wirelessly, and kiss all the shitty Cable TVs we have around here goodbye.[/color]
Lol.
If only data was cheap.
Celebrities › Re: Buku Abi, R. Kelly's Daughter Reacts To Sex Abuse Scandal, Calls Him ''Monster by Elxandre(m): 12:20pm On Jan 12, 2019
so much evidence, and not a conviction.
I thought they said Nigerians love jungle justice.

A documentary was even made about his pedophilia acts, but still no conviction.
This is the most ridiculous thing ever!
Celebrities › Re: Teni & Sister, Niniola Tributes To Father Who Was Assassinated 24 Years Ago by Elxandre(m): 8:22pm On Jan 10, 2019
Funkybabee:
wow!! so they a re sister, lols I can't believe this shaaa....

And somebody asked here if Teni is a les but she is not, because I challenged her on IG then and she replied no maturely
and you think she will open up to you abi?
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Elxandre(m): 8:02pm On Jan 10, 2019
alosbaba007:
Finally my order was delivered today all thanks to Ifedith, he is a trust worthy fella.

Ordered 15th dec
Fulfilled 19th dec
Landed in naija 24th dec before their break.

Had to take a whole big bottle of patience but this was fast.

It was finally delivered today after going tru so many hubs.

Too bad i no go fit give review na madam's new year present.
where person fit see coloud pop earphones buy for 2019? shocked
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Elxandre(m): 8:00pm On Jan 10, 2019
mathefaro:
Everywhere I've been too today, from UI to OJOO and back to my place at Agbowo. I think the SIM wasn't activated yet yesterday when I tried it. I noticed the 4G after I got the activation message at work this afternoon
sadly, my friend reports that it's slow as hell.
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of Woli Arole 10 Years Ago by Elxandre(m): 6:30pm On Jan 10, 2019
Exwizard:
our handy work
Get yours, very affordable
Check image for contact
Why don't you write out your number for easy copy paste?
Romance › Re: Jane Mena Twerks Topless. Excited Fans Go Gaga, Hail Her by Elxandre(m): 8:56pm On Jan 09, 2019
The painful thing is most of her fans are women.

How they don't see this as degrading just shows how twisted their minds are.
Celebrities › Re: E-money Vs. Mark Zuckerberg’s Car Collection (see PHOTOS) by Elxandre(m): 6:21pm On Jan 09, 2019
DrChukzy:
So Zuckerberg drives a 500million car?


I thought Africans said he walks around nakedly. grin
AutoJosh lied!

Mark has never been confirmed to own this car.
I'm sure he knows, but added it for sensationalist effect.
Phones › Re: 4 Major Reasons Why Apple Must Slash The Prices Of The Iphone Now ! by Elxandre(m): 11:41am On Jan 08, 2019
texazzpete:
Won’t be an iPhone article Without broke people gathering to denounce the phone.

Yet another poorly written, poorly researched piece by TechCapon.
And another article with Apple fans calling Android fans broke?

How much is this iPhone sef? Lol.
Romance › Re: My Date Dumped Me Because Of Buhari. by Elxandre(m): 9:22pm On Jan 07, 2019
Uglymugg:
She's even left to Canada.
She voted bubu and left us to suffer. grin cheesy
Politics › Re: Tolu Ogunlesi Releases His Own Version Of Amaechi Tape To Counter Premium Times by Elxandre(m): 9:43am On Jan 07, 2019
kunmiiii:
You be Olodo sha!! lack of conviction doesn't mean someone is not guilty, it only means lack of "SUFFICIENT" evidence to get a guilty verdict.

I subtly corrected you, but since you want to show your ignorance on a grand level...Pls Sir, tell me the several political parties, apart from the Dem&Rep, even my 12yo nephew knows this. grin (Jnr when you're back from school, come and tutor this Broda oo)

I can't believe I'm having this conversation with someone that is privy to a smart phone.
A simple Google search will cure your idiocy.

Insulting people without provocation already portrayed how daft you are.
Politics › Re: Tolu Ogunlesi Releases His Own Version Of Amaechi Tape To Counter Premium Times by Elxandre(m): 9:19am On Jan 07, 2019
kunmiiii:
Atiku lesser evil...Haaa!! He's the greatest evil oo, it's like trying to avoid been hit by an Okada by jumping in front of a Dangote trailer!!

Abeg, be knowledgeable when trying to defend a looter...The US practice a two-party system!
The USA has several parties.

A looter with no convictions?
Politics › Re: Tolu Ogunlesi Releases His Own Version Of Amaechi Tape To Counter Premium Times by Elxandre(m): 12:20am On Jan 07, 2019
patrickmuf:
If we were any sane, we'd be talking Sowore, Moghalu and Oby but no, we love our oppressors...
I am so disappointed that Nigerians never learn.
You people fail to see the bigger picture.
How will Sowore win over the 19 States in the North, of which a majority of them are illiterates?

It's a sad reality bro.
Nigerians aren't educated enough for now to pull of such feat.

Atiku might be the lesser evil, hence the reason many will vote for him. He isn't necessarily a Saint of the best candidate, but he has the platform.

America has more than two political parties, but it was a straight decision between Trump and Hilary, as crooked as both were.
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Elxandre(m): 11:49pm On Jan 06, 2019
sureteeboy:
Please, who has used both Rock Zircon and Nokia Coloud Pop or Mext M5 earpiece? Which has more bass out of them?
Nokia cloud still dey exist? shocked
Phones › Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Buy Xiaomi Phones by Elxandre(m): 11:27pm On Jan 06, 2019
GrandMufti:
Already test - running in Ibadan kiss
Glo band 3 in Ibadan shocked ?

I will be so glad!
Webmasters › Re: Saad Abdulganiy Built A House In Ilorin (Photos) by Elxandre(m): 5:45pm On Jan 05, 2019
Misslagbaja:
I don't see anybody calling him Olosho here. If it were a woman, she would have been accused of sleeping around.

Ori gbogbo yin ti gbale
He has something doing, that can be verified as lucrative.

When actresses who star in low budget movies buy houses and cars worth multiple times of this, it's questionable, as actors in the same category have never been able to afford such lifestyles.

Personally, I don't bother to call anyone names, but I see why those jobless people who call them names do.
Nairaland General › Re: What Weakness Do You Plan Overcoming In 2019? by Elxandre(m): 2:13pm On Jan 01, 2019
Trulie:
When you get married and start planning for kids.u will see the benefits of cumming early and the disappointment on the face of your wife when u stay too long b4 cumming.
I don't understand.
Why would she be disappointed?
Politics › Re: Atiku's Spokesperson, Segun Showunmi Accused Of Plagiarism by Elxandre(m): 9:29am On Jan 01, 2019
A lot of Nigerians are hypocrites!

The same APC that has been exposed multiple times for plagiarism is what you guys proclaim as blameless.
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji To Buy Mercedes-Maybach 6 Cabriolet by Elxandre(m): 10:33pm On Dec 29, 2018
That's a Car!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (5 - 1) On 29th December 2018 by Elxandre(m): 8:12pm On Dec 29, 2018
FootballAnalyst:
OK. When you will start abusing Mane for missing chances, and accusing Fabinho, Firmino and the rest of the guys of being trash, I will remind you.

This is football, fortunes change very quickly and the players you once called best, will look overrated in your eyes when they drop form.

You just need to lose once, and the fear will set in. It's just 7 points. So chill bro. Chill.

Remember that few weeks ago, everyone thought that Manchester City are invincible. Look how the ratings have changed within just a few games.

Chill.
You're an analyst who doesn't know any team that tops in December always wins the EPL. cool
Phones › Re: Huawei Y9 2019 Or Samsung Galaxy S8 As Xmas Gift, Which One Should I Choose? by Elxandre(m): 11:52pm On Dec 24, 2018
Samsung S8 with it's Snapdragon 835 is obviously no match for the Y9 with it's Kirin 710.
Plus it might have more 4g bands too, can't say as I haven't really made an indepth view on the specs.
Only demerit of Samsung that will keep me away except I'm really financially capable is the extremely costly screen.
I can't really cope with a broken screen.
Romance › Re: Step-to-step Ways Of How To Get Yourself Out Of The Friend Zone ㄧ Part One (1) by Elxandre(m): 11:14pm On Dec 24, 2018
MariaLavina:
Nigerian guys and pussy!

So a guy can not be friends with a lady again?


Nawa o undecided
I'm not understanding bro. sad
It's not like you can date everyone you meet on the way.
Celebrities › Re: Jaywon Bounced From Olamide's Concert, OLIC5 by Elxandre(m): 10:57am On Dec 24, 2018
Why didn't you just get a ticket?
Travel › Re: Nigeria’s Green Africa Airways Orders 100 Boeing 737 Max 8 by Elxandre(m): 10:56am On Dec 24, 2018
But it is mentioned as a private project with a founder and CEO na.
Why are they fighting on this thread again?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Cardiff City Vs Manchester United (1 - 5) On 22nd December 2018 by Elxandre(m): 7:44pm On Dec 22, 2018
Na o ly people wey sabi ball analytically go notice the improvement today.

Many think it's just by running around like chickens.
Just see the passing triangles, players running close to each other and making themselves open for passes.

Chai. Mourinho na Virus I swear.

A lot of fans were actually believe our team was no better than a mid table team in terms of individual quality.
Celebrities › Re: Kwam1’s Son, 8 Others Arrested Over $2m Fraud In The U.S by Elxandre(m): 7:24pm On Dec 22, 2018
Ugosample:
did you say 40 kidshuh huh huh huh

You don't mean it shocked shocked
I believe it must be far higher right now.
I remember reading it here when he welcomed his 38th child.

Edit. I think it's 39. I don't know if he has had others since then sha.
https://www..com/talk/topic,329491.0.html
Celebrities › Re: Runtown's Billboard Spotted In Time-square, New York by Elxandre(m): 2:24pm On Dec 22, 2018
WaffenSS:
99% of New Yorkers have no idea what they're seeing

Funny how our local artists insist on deluding themselves they matter internationally beyond to the motley Crew of illegal immigrants who throng their shows.

I've never seen Gambian, Ghanians, Swedish, Norwegian, Australian artists as obsessed with American and European validity of their music as Nigerian yeyebrities.

What right thinking American would think "Logo Benz" is artistry or talent?

Even amateur contestants on The Voice and The Four exhibit real talent compared to these twitchy no-talent, autotune noise makers.

But then, Nigeria is a tasteles country. We endure bad leaders, bad celebrities, bad religious conmen.
Entertainment is about image and perception bro.

I'm sure Wizkid now commands a higher financial value in Africa, even though he has yet to break into major limelight in the west.

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