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This is one thing I'ld love to learn (IP Access Control and CCTV installation)

OP please do you know where I can be trained on this?

eipreel:
Hello got busy with a lot lately. I'm very well and thank you for checking

You welcome dear.

I'm glad to know u're fine.

Where is eipreel ?

I've missed you.

Hope you're good.

SaiBuharii:
Lol.90% sef.

Whether you pass test or not, have faith or not. Esp for fresh graduates with kobo certificate or experience.

The good thing is the regret mail will be sweet, advising you to further develop your sef. Shells application is "make we test am application"

The emboldened perfectly describes Shell recruitment.

Last year, I completed the online assessments February. Shell had to wait 8 months later before they sent me a regret mail. I wonder the criteria they use.

This woman go harsh sha, her appearance oozes it.

Michellla:
please add "When the PS3/Football is more appealing than
we are."

How jealous can women be

Why would Shell do this?

There are some smart HND graduates, I've met a few.

EroticAngelina:
I luv luv it!!! its pretty long, buh nt too long!

I luv the color. looks splendor on her

It is "Splendid" and not "Splendour"

She is beautiful, Happy Birthday.

I'm not hating, but how much dem go pay her?

It's high Nollywood producers go for talents and stop parading semi nud€ women, thinking thats what they need to sell their wack stories.

eipreel:
I have been where you kept me don't finish all the money o I dey come make I write this paper finish


Btw I just saw your diary update on KSA and I'm wondering if you and Jayrager are in the same branch

I'm still surprised how you married "Emmanuel", when you are so fond of "JAY".

Bbsharon:
Am waiting for that super man that will cross seven rivers and seven mountains to propose to me.

u go really old

Hello goldendainty

You look familiar

eipreel:
No longer an "Ibadan geh" got married and relocated

Congrats

A beautiful face with a beautiful heart.

ElDeeVee:
Bloody requirements

Bros, are you an engineer?

Genevieve is beautiful, Yes! but she is not the most beautiful nollywood actress...

Stephanie Linus and Omoni Oboli are more beautiful than her.....

So ab0ki sef dey do this kain thing!

Bennyzino:
Debbie I love to take yhu out for a cup of tea (pending on when I get that oil and gas job)

She is married mr.

I just checked my mail this morning and saw a reminder mail, meanwhile I didn't get the initial invitation mail. I guess I was shortlisted then, but I won't be able to make it as I did not prepare nor plan for it.
Goodluck to those writing the test.

onegig:
Exactly. He signs average players with all the money he gets. Most annoying is him not knowing when to praise and when to be frank and scold the players. Look at the rubbish we played today and just listen to what he has to say after the match. "We showed character, the players were excellent". Just felt like switching the tv off instantly.

The defence has been very bad consistently for 4 years and he has done nothing to improve it. I can't believe we would be leaning on skrtel and the other average defenders as our main defence line. The bench is zero. With the poor defenders you would still see him playing 3 defenders. Even juventus with better and crazy defenders don't always use such high defence line.

He plays players out of position, does not know how to place a good attacking formation to achieve what he wants. No game changing tactics. Can't read a game and make appropriate changes.

We were lucky 2 seasons ago because we had suarez and sterling who were shipping in goals but always conceding high number of goals even to small teams. Teams like crystal palace scoring 3 goals on our home turf is sacrilege. In short. It was way over due.


I don't know what kept him in that position so long. I am so happy he is gone. Next coach should be selling toure, sakho, lovren, skrtel and all other average players by january.

Lol if we sell all our defenders, who will man the defence?

Good riddance to bad rubbish! Rodgers has failed to deliver and it's good, the management of LFC has shown him the exit door.

Where do I start from?

Is it the fact that LFC lost the 2013/2014 EPL title because of his poor tactics

Or the fact that after giving him good money to sign players, he goes to the market and sign average/mediocre players

Which right thinking coach will sign 12 players in one season Thats even more than the 11 players that can be on the pitch....


One distinct feature about a good manager is the ability to discover fresh talents, sign them and develop them to be part of his team. Rodgers is zero in this area.....I cannot even pick one good player Rodgers discovered and signed in his 31/2 years stay at Anfield.....


Goodbye Rodgers; Liverpool fans have had enough of you!


#YNWA

This is a common experience in Asaba, and it's a pity the state government is not even concerned.
Okpanam road is even worse.

Nice piece Olivia

cc150615:
You left out the status part..
Yipee...dats how I bagged the 600th page award... *dancing* after the reggae play the blues

So you dance to those kind of songs

bossto:
I have an accent that has been discouraging me to the extent that i'm too shy to speak in the public.

For instance,"light and night" sound alike to me, I mean i can't differentiate them perfectly, but whenever I converse with my friends or put those aforementioned words in sentences, they (my friends) do not correct me...But I always doubt if I had pronounced them correctly.

Other words I have problem in differentiating are: snap/slap, lame/name. Though no one has corrected me on these.

So the main issue here is "IS THERE MUCH DIFFERENCE IN THEIR SOUNDS?
Pls be honest!!

Doh, you must be an Urhobo.

Try to practise pronouncing them correctly, with time you'll get used to them.

Stillfire:
Another nonsense.
Give your man se.x and watch him become your houseboy.
When you notice your man is doing too much gra gra for you, catch him, lock the door and make sure no single spermatozoa remains in his tank.
Which energy will he have to be making noise in the house or screaming feminist, feminist online?

It takes more than just great sex, to keep a man faithful and loyal

Pidggin:
What happened to the companionship and helpmate theory which God brought to us?
Husbands love your wife, if you do you wouldn't need to worry about submission, most ladies will submit to a man who loves and cares.

The Bible addresses "Love and Submission" perfectly in Ephesians 5: 22-31. Men are instructed to Love their wives, and women are instructed to submit.

22 wives submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord.
23 For the
husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the
head of the church, his body, of which he is the
Savior.
24 Now as the church submits to Christ,
so also wives should submit to their husbands in
everything.
25 Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ
loved the church and gave himself up for her
26 to make her holy, cleansing her by the
washing with water through the word, 27 and to
present her to himself as a radiant church,
without stain or wrinkle or any other blemish, but
holy and blameless. 28 In this same way,
husbands ought to love their wives as their own
bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.

29 After all, no one ever hated their own body,
but they feed and care for their body, just as
Christ does the church --- 30 for we are members
of his body. 31 “For this reason a man will leave
his father and mother and be united to his wife,
and the two will become one flesh.”

ElDeeVee:
Pique was offloaded from man u because he couldn't displace Vidic and Ferdinand. Even Evans was preferred to him.

HardTruth

Sex is an important element in marriage and until
there is sexual intercourse between a husband
and a wife, the marriage is not yet spiritually
recognised. This shows how important sex is in
marriage.

When you look at how agressive men are towards
sex you may think that what a man needs from a
woman is sex. Of course, if he has not married
you yet or he does not really intend to marry you
what he will need from you is nothing above your
body. But if he really intends to marry you or if
you guys are already married sex is never what he
needs from you - maybe let me say it better;
"WHAT A MAN NEEDS MOST FROM A WOMAN IS
NOT SEX."

Many young girls think because they are sexually
active and experience they will easily be married
and have their husbands loving them. And when
a man approaches for marriage they think the
greatest asset they have to show the man is sex.
Others also think once they are giving out their
bodies it means they are giving out the best for
which reason they will be chosen above all.
There is this young girl who is very beautiful and
sexually active. Due to that she thought sex is all
that matters to a man. Ironically, she struggled
for long before finally getting married. Her sexual
dexterity could not win her the heart of a man
until out of the blue and reason beyong
imagination a very handsome good man married
her. The wedding was grand and her tears were
now gone. Unfortunately only a year after the
wedding the marriage fell on rocks. Within five
years three different men came her way but none
could stay.

The problem was simple. She thought sex was all
that matters so she would never submit. But
submission is what men need, not sex. It is time
for our young ladies to know that when a man is
ready to marry he will not look out for a woman
who will satisfy his sex drive but a woman who
will submit herself to him. Excuse my language,
"every woman has vagina but not every woman
has humility." So when you are a humble woman,
you are an expensive jewelry. And a man of
integrity will fear to lose you.

What does the Holy Bible say, "Wives, submit yourselves to your
husbands as you do to the Lord. For the Husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church,his body, of which he is the Saviour.Now as the Church submits to Christ,so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything." Ephesians 5: 22-24.
The reason is that a man's true love
goes out only for a woman who is submissive.
Your beauty cannot make another woman ugly
but your humility can let him love you above all
other women.

Sadly, many young ladies in our days call
submission "Control." And you will hear them
say in tiny romantic voices, "As for me I don't
want any man to control me oh." If you don't
want to submit don't think of marriage because
no man in his right sense will offer his love to a
woman whose heart is higher than his height, no
matter how short he may be!

When a woman bows her knee before a man, the
man will automatically bow his heart before her
love, and love her sincerely. There are, of course,
recalcitrant men who will not value women of
humility but I tell you that every true man does
not need sex, but submission. It is submission
that truly makes you a romantic wife. So be the
African queen you want to be but when it comes
to dealing with your husband, play the role of a
humble maid. Don't forget that it is the spirit of
humility that has caused many maids to hijack
their mistresses' husbands. Be your man's queen
and be his maid also.

I wish you all the best as you submit in your
relationship and marriage. May God bless you
with good marriage, my dear sisters.


By: B.I.C. Abeiku Okai

Quite a risky venture, don't think I'll want to gamble it.