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Talph:
OAU INTECU

Not free though

170chuks:
This should b the 2nd or 3rd time am seein this mkin fp, oga seun what's really wrong are u bin controlled by any repeating evil spirit?

Keneking:
Amazing...

She shouldn't have released the pictures yet. A video shot with that phone would reveal a lot.
Now those criminals would "flash" the phone and wipe all traceabilities.

Jonathan sef

Swissheart:
I remember writing names of people who weren't my friends ×100,but my friends usually do not find their names on that list though they were always defaulting. When I have issues with you..... turning your head is enough to make me write your name.

Lustig:
Nice points OP.... Na DJ mess up my wedding reception!!! Steal my generator join... Ruben is a devil!!! Just pray make I no catch u

Lustig:
Nice points OP.... Na DJ mess up my wedding reception!!! Steal my generator join... Ruben is a devil!!! Just pray make I no catch u

ify2016:
Most times,the rate at which some passengers behave while boarding BRT buses are so alarming that some go to the extent of sleeping, thereby forgetting when they have gotten to their initial destinations.
Ever since the operation of the fully new air conditioned buses within Lagos metropolitan city began, virtually 99% percent of Lagosians have resorted in patronizing them; maybe due to comfort and subsidized transport fare.
So, because of several complaints by passengers, I have personally made out time to advise people on what do avoid while patronizing this new BRT buses.
1: DON'T JUMP THE QUEUE: Please, no matter how placed in the society you may be, kindly respect yourself and abide by the queue order. Most times when you see a long queue, just wait patiently until it get to your turn. Any attempt by violating this order may lead to your harassment either by the long awaited passengers or security guards. Just humble yourself and vamoose from the area because you won't believe how much insult you will receive.
2: DON'T BUY TICKET AHEAD OF NEXT DAY: Funny as it may sound, some people most times buy ticket ahead of next day without knowing that it expires 24hrs of purchase. This is to avoid dubious means by few hands in printing tickets that has similar resemblance with the new one. As soon as you purchase your ticket, bear in mind that you can't use it the next day.
3: TRANS LOADING: Many a times passengers complain that why should Busman take them into another bus without proper information. Please, bear in mind that busmen don't apply all rout withing their jurisdictions. If you are told to alight so that you will transfered to the next bus going to Ikorodu for instance, just be patient and allow the Busman to do so. In the absent of bus man action, kindly bring on the attention of security personnel within the premises for easy trans load.
4: DON'T FORGET TO PRESS ALIGHT BUTTON: I know that sometimes air condition bus or car makes someone sleep, but please no matter how weak you may be, just inform anyone next to you to alert you when thet get to certain bus stop. This is to avoid the story that touches the heart. Kindly press the warning bell before the bus stop and press the second time 6 seconds before your final destination.
5: DON'T FORGET YOUR BELONGINGS: Why on earth should some people even forget foodstuff they went to market to buy with their hard earn money. One handsome guy was telling me the other day that he forgot his CPU and the said he forgot his Laptop. Some women even forget hand bag with many things on it. Please, try and keep your belongings like a baby with you to avoid the story that touches the heart. Most of the strong reported lost times have not been found maybe because some criminals near to the victim who may have taken advantage of that situation.
6: DON'T FORGET TO TAP OUT WHEN ALIGHTING: Some people are so careless that immediately they alight they forget to tap out. Please, the card you are using can help you mar you if you are careful. As soon as get you your final destination, just kindly tap out because failure to do so will amount to your balance being withdrawn. I don't know why it is so but as soon as you get your card, don't fail to tap out because you might see your account empty next time.

I believe that,with this little information ,you can enjoy a smooth journey withing Lagos metropolitan city.

CC: lalasticlala

rexoluj:
Long story short...

I got 2 job offers.The 1st is a school running crech to college & not too far from home. I was offered a job as the Secretary to the proprietor & to take the basic 3 class because its more or less like an upcoming school.

The other job is related to my discipline; a shopping mall @ Lekki, comes with good offer, luxuries & conveniences but I opted out myself.

The reason i opted out was because I applied for front desk position but on getting to Ajao estate today where I was asked to come for the interview.

I met with the MD & he said he wants me for immediate employment, to work directly with him that he is tired of seeing the girl that works with him.

He said before I can work with him, he needs to know my status & asked some questions like;
am I married or engaged? I sed NO.
He said don't I have a bf, I said yes.
He said how serious is the relationship then I begin to suspect him.I said its a serious relationship.
He now said since am not yet engaged, that its still going to be easy to tell the guy off now than when he has proposed. I told him I don't understand him.
He said "what am saying is simple, I want you to be my girlfriend automatically. A pretty girl like you deserves a man like me but just tell me u will be mine & promise to tell that guy off & get the job with preferential treatment....

Immediately, I stood to my feet & told him the job is not for pple like me cz I will never do what he is asking for & told him gooday.

Dats was hw my day went today

Some employers sha...

Evathyst:
Yes! I have a boyfriend, and yes, I have brothers. If I hadn't dated guys and if I don't know what my brother's & Co discuss about the girls they have 'lashed'. How would I have known all these?


Just pick like 8 things you're guilty of from the above and lemme deliver you.

Mavelshee:
It was on a sunday afternoon during this xmas holiday. My wife and I decided get a little kinky because honestly we havnt had some good actions for a really long time. So my wife asked Martha our nanny to take the kids to our neighbours house upstairs for some play time and bring them back by 6pm. Kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa we don comot cloth, kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo we don start pre-intimacy, and that was when it happened oo....Our 10yrs old son just opened the door "mum can I have some....." and saw his mum leaning on the edge of the bed crying and his dad eating his mums buttoks. Lo and behold this little dude just paused and thereafter there was a big grin + disgust on his face. My wife hasn't stopped crying oo, mostly because she thinks this kind of scenerio can eff up kids chemistry n stuffs. Plus he now looks at me somehow whenever we are together. I hope he doesn't tell the others what he saw.

So please nairalanders how can I explain or brainwash my kid about what he saw that day.

PhonePlanet:
After all you use nokia so....

What is so special about android?

PhonePlanet:
Seriously? And you are complaining about iphone?

BTW

Iphone was the phone of the year 2015 on most notable top sites. Its obvious you have little or no experience/knowledge with/about iphone so why judge it? How would you feel is someone pops out from no where and say you're dry and boring...and you've never met the person before?

www.phonearena.com/news/PhoneArena-Awards-2015-Best-Smartphone_id76700

www.cnet.com/uk/topics/phones/best-phones/

Topmaike007:
I don't know maybe i can use my tablet for bloging because I don't have much to get a laptop......

Opharhe:
OAU NO GET DUPLICATE