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nnadychuks:
that awkward moment when you want to be FTC but nairaland shows you numbers like 441253348 on a blank page...damn i h8 this!

That means your comment has already entered.

naughtynaughty:
In the next 1 week or so, 2015 will be over and gone for good. However, there might be some major good things that happened to us throughout the year which you would like to talk about.. What is (are) your greatest achievement(s) in 2015?



Mine would be not having any C.O (carryova)in skchool throughout 2015. It's an achievement nah shey?n o matter how little it seems.

What's yours?

With what kind of GP?

dmuchwells:
PREMIER ALERTS 21-12-2015 INTERNATIONAL WN ((24))-15-75-52-((72)) MC 33-54-89-58-11.
two sure drop..........baba God i thank you

Well done.

Too bad.

See Bankers for Monday Special at www.9jatotalfacts./31/01/2015/national-banker-3

I will be confident.

EroticAngelina:
First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place.
You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope)

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing it

no hating!

That is not true because Guys are actually turned on by ladies farts.

I remembered that I really catch-fun in that palace last year prior to the Governors election.

Suigeneris93:
Maybe he actually needs a rest...btw cld u employ me pls? I nid a job seriously

You need a (Just Only Broke).

bolajioginni:
I will surely do that bro This just my first game

Confirmed game.

bolajioginni:
I finally develop my first game and I will like to know your comment about it.
Details; Deliver the banana from this hungry ugly beast. He is starving and wants to eat it.

Get the monkey "Starved" 100% by keeping him away from me please. !!
It is called lucky banana.
Download on the link https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.luckybanana.jombapps
See screenshots below

Nice one more grease to your elbow but upgrade that game a bit.

Ayomidegbenga1:
how?

I use Airtel Opera-mini.

Ayomidegbenga1:
how?

I use Airtel Opera-mini.

hamedade2000:
how did u do dat bro...

I use Airtel Opera-mini.

INTROVERT:
so sweet.... hardwork pays miss. keep it up.










but i didnt see the dark arms and fair face

Have you been on holidays?

I enjoy absolutely free unlimited 24 hours browsing on Airtel.

People haven't started viewing this post.

darmys:

Wow.



https://twitter.com/DONJAZZY/status/676778735178248192

She only had the show in the dream; now wants to enjoy the show in the physical.

Gold dropped this morning; see another show for Club-Master www.9jatotalfacts./31/01/2015/national-banker-3

Daminaj1:
that is Kemi Olunloyo's news site. Please refer to screen shots also

Are you the owner of the site?

Daminaj1:
See for yourself

http://www.hnnafrica.com/2013/04/medianews-untold-truth-about-nigerian.html

But who put that news there?

All True.

Daminaj1:
cc - lalasticlala

ReadMore : http://www.daminaj.com/2015/12/linda-ikeji-is-homewreckeer-she-broke.html

But who told you all this;how did you get to know; Why should this kind of topic be brought to home-page.

Just only Broke is the meaning of white-collar job.

Canme4u:
Your own don good be that oooo, oya transfer some free credits to me

I don't think free credit is transferrable; only purchased credit.

Omotayor123:
I haven't noticed... Maybe because I don't wait for my Data to exhaust before I renew!

Always among the early birds on home-page.

Toeyoursea:
where is Samuel Peter

Past tense.

Finished the story line of Call of Duty PS4. I do play tagged team online now. It's a lot of fun

Are you Ibikaye?

Sijo01:
Am sharing this personal experience on how money mysteriously disappeared from my pocket for all who cares to read to be fully guarded and watchful this season and beyond.

Am still confused, in shock and still can’t put one or two together on how this happened.

I left home for the salon around 3:30 pm yesterday (29/11/2015) after empting my wallet and clearing all cash in sight with the aim of buying drugs for my toothache and doing light shopping on my way back home. The cash was neatly kept in my jeans pocket with exception to N100 which will take me to my destination. I held the N100 with my phones and keys in my hand; boarded a bus to New Benin; paying no attention to other passengers. I was glued to my phone (Nairalanding). On getting to New Benin, I gave the Driver N100 and he gave me a change of N50. Still held the N50 in my hand and boarded another Bus going to 3rd junction. As usual, I was still glued to my phone. I gave the conductor the N50 and collected my N10 change. On getting to 3rd Junction after alighting from the bus, I decided to keep the N10 with the other cash in my pocket. Bingo! My pocket was EMPTY. I went back to the bus searched the floor , my money was not in sight. I was confused and my throat suddenly went dry. I looked around and saw a girl selling sachet water. I flagged her down, bought one with my last N10 and re-energized myself with the water.

I was still in that state of confusion not knowing what to do and how to get back home when I saw a colleague. After exchanging pleasantries, I told her my predicament. To God be the glory, she had enough money on her and she bailed me out.

Am still pained, bitter and sad for loose-guarding to the extent of not knowing how money disappeared from my jeans pocket. The most painful part of it, I don’t know the exact amount.

But you shouldn't have kept money in your pocket knowing that your pocket is small. That money must have fallen off your pocket.