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Business / Re: This Thing Is Getting Out of Hand. Who Is Tired Too? [Picture] by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 7:15pm On Apr 10, 2021
iLegendd:


The rate at which everything you type has "death" in it, I pray pray they increase the price of sniper to make it unaffordable for you.

Welcome back king

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Romance / Re: Level Up Like Ciara In Your Relationship And Know Your Worth by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 7:07pm On Apr 10, 2021
Wordsfrombimpe:


Men who look down on Single Mothers deserve some serious slap

How dare you look that on a woman because she is a single mother

If you were not train right don’t show hatred on innocent ladies who became a singles mother

Not all men are cowards like you some men have values and Ciara husband is a definition of a real man ✅

Will you keep quiet. I have more values than that simpleton. One of them is chastity in both men and women

I look down on deadbits and baby daddies too, I also look down on men who have little enough selfesteem to marry sloppy seconds

EDIT: Ehhhhh! find happiness where you can, I recant

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Celebrities / Re: Reno Omokri: No Sympathy For Celebrities Who Go Broke In Old Age by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 6:49pm On Apr 10, 2021
careytommy37:


I knew he went to jailed for failing to pay child support. About Reno, I think he was referring to 9ja celebs

Maybe

But his timing was wrong
Celebrities / Re: Reno Omokri: No Sympathy For Celebrities Who Go Broke In Old Age by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 6:48pm On Apr 10, 2021
Depressed101:
did DMX die broke?
EmekusTHEgreat:


X struggled in his later years. He was briefly bankrupt and then fell to addiction

Cmanforall:

No
Romance / Re: Level Up Like Ciara In Your Relationship And Know Your Worth by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 6:46pm On Apr 10, 2021
Wordsfrombimpe:


Wrong Mindset and am Individual with a wrong mentality

Ladies wise up

Note this guy very well that’s type of person ✅


Hoes beware of the red pill

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Celebrities / Re: Reno Omokri: No Sympathy For Celebrities Who Go Broke In Old Age by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 6:45pm On Apr 10, 2021
careytommy37:


undecided undecided undecided undecided lipsrsealed

X struggled in his later years. He was briefly bankrupt and then fell to addiction

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Romance / Re: Level Up Like Ciara In Your Relationship And Know Your Worth by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 6:36pm On Apr 10, 2021
Wordsfrombimpe:
Ciara level up in her relationships a great example to single ladies

She was in a bad relationships and she level up because she know her worth and guess what!

Find out more in the video by clicking on the link

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzpafN4eAHI






Her new husband is a simp.. mofo is raising another man's child.. abeg ladies if you want to level up don't do it with all your baggage..


I'm just wondering the kind of mental baggage the simp guy is suffering.


Gentlemen, please don't let your self be the backup to any girl.. no matter how fine she is...


Edit: a lot has changed since I posted this. Find happiness where you can ladies

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Health / Re: Please Doctor I Need Your Help This Is Serious by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 6:36pm On Apr 10, 2021
kannex:
Please I have this problem whenever I use the toilet that is poop I feel pains in my right testicle and also when I pee during excreting I notice I pee sperm.
Please what kind of diseases is this and how can this thing be treated.
Note I have not have sex for months so don't come and be telling me STI or other sexual transmitted diseases


Have you tried praying.


But on a serious note I think I know what's up with You, you might need a release. Sometimes your semen wants to come out but you no wan give am chance


As for the pain in the testicle I don't know ohhh. Go and meet a doctor
Health / Re: Please Doctor I Need Your Help This Is Serious by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 6:35pm On Apr 10, 2021
kannex:
Please I have this problem whenever I use the toilet that is poop I feel pains in my right testicle and also when I pee during excreting I notice I pee sperm.
Please what kind of diseases is this and how can this thing be treated.
Note I have not have sex for months so don't come and be telling me STI or other sexual transmitted diseases


Have you tried praying.


But on a serious note I think I know what's up with You, you might need a release. Sometimes your semen wants to come out but you no wan give am chance

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Politics / Re: I Will Not Pay Ransom Even If My Son Is Kidnapped, El-rufai by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 6:32pm On Apr 10, 2021
Joyfelix:
I will not pay ransom even if my son is kidnapped, El-rufai." Click link below to see".
https://www.naijanewsloads.com.ng/2021/04/kaduna-state-governor-nasir-el-rufai_9.html


If Ahmed was my son then Neither would I







Ahmed hell Rufeye is an idiot son from an idiot father
Politics / Re: “nigeria Is Not Worth Dying For, They Would Continue To Be In Backwardness” by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 6:22pm On Apr 10, 2021
There is no pay in being patriotic to Nigeria.

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Celebrities / Re: Reno Omokri: No Sympathy For Celebrities Who Go Broke In Old Age by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 6:21pm On Apr 10, 2021
I hope he's not dissing DMX



Edit:

I've been on nairaland for 5 years and this is my first FTC..

Big shout out to 9mobile.. You have done for me what airtel could not do..

Shout out to mom and dad and sibs.. your boy made it.. and will make it even more

My little blue SAMSUNG GALAXY is a sprinter.. I love her for making my life a little bit faster, a little bit more colorful and more a lot more asthetic

Would like to use this opportunity ask about Amakavula.. I miss her a lot, she had a brain which I admired.. i hope you come back soon and even if you don't I'm still sending love and light your way.

If anyone who knows her can give me her twitter handle I would appreciate that a lot.

Finally I would like to thank the mods and Seun..

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Romance / Re: Tough Relationship Issues, Can You Answer? [images] by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 11:04pm On Apr 07, 2021
needanswer:



(A) confront your mom and defend your wife as a lover boy?

(B) side with your mom as a mommy's boy?

(C) become the CONFUSED FELLOW and try to BEG EVERYONE like you were the cause of the fight and be seen as a weak man?

(D) rebuke everyone including your mother and wife and become the NEW VILLAIN as the disrespectful man?

(E) Ignore everyone and be termed disrespectful and insensitive, as the heartless man?

(F) Try to know who is wrong in the situation and BLAME THAT PARTY ALONE, and be seen as A JUDGE and not a CARING SON or LOVING HUSBAND?


Seun
Rocktation


All these questions are relative, my momsy and current babe get along very well, they are both really calm people that don't like confrontation, the likelihood of such happening to me is slim


But if it does then I don't mind being the villain to both of them. How dare they try to confuse me after a hectic day at work. Both of them dey ment!!! I would castigate them, and query them for trying to make me pick sides to spite the other person. I would then go on to guilt trip the heck out of them.

"Mom, this is your daughter why are you trying to hurt her"

"Wife, is this how you would treat your biological mother "

"If the two of you don't make up and stop bickering like silly prejuvenile children right now, you'll both go back to your husband's and father's houses and never hear from me again"

This can only work for males because well... na me get prick and na me dey provide, it's different for women but I would not recommend picking sides and any partner that wants me to pick against my mom is immature
Likewise only an insecure and overbearing mother would want to come to someone's home and cause havok..


Can never be my mom. The woman is too conscious about imposing
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Polaris Bank Entry/graduate Level Recruitment 2021 by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 6:40pm On Apr 07, 2021
Congratulations to all those who got accepted

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Polaris Bank Entry/graduate Level Recruitment 2021 by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 6:15pm On Apr 07, 2021
odafeMMM:



When you say love letter, does that mean you got accepted for the training?

"We love You, but we have to let you go"
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Polaris Bank Entry/graduate Level Recruitment 2021 by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 6:14pm On Apr 07, 2021
Muhideen05:


Just received a love letter from them

Ouch.. Sorry bro
Romance / Re: Guys, Who Would You Marry Between The Two? by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 7:05pm On Apr 06, 2021
iamyemiakins:
Between a lady who stood by you when you had nothing and a lady who helped you become somebody...

Who would you marry?

So you're asking the ACRIMONY question

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Food / Re: A Shitty Experience by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 5:31pm On Apr 06, 2021
Ishilove is a queen!!!

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Fashion / Re: Kleopatra Vargas Wins Miss Toddler USA America Nation 2021 by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 10:17pm On Apr 05, 2021
Whispers Igbo kwenu
Politics / Re: Why Aren't There Any Developed Or Successful Black Nation In The World?k Nation by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 9:05pm On Apr 05, 2021
undisputed25:


There are ways to pass message without insulting the other party involved and
I wouldn't have opened this thread if I know it all
You know what? I won't give you the attention you crave for. Thanks

I'm sorry. But I felt all Africans should know this
Romance / Re: He said he met this Happy Giver Lady by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 12:19pm On Apr 05, 2021
Mercisharelove:



You sound dramatic and it seems you are without honour, your future is in trouble I guess, your wife's love should be chacking you little brother

Your is this baby pig calling little brother, My future is ok.. I'm single and I'm tired of dumb bitches like you
Politics / Re: Why Aren't There Any Developed Or Successful Black Nation In The World?k Nation by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 12:16pm On Apr 05, 2021
undisputed25:
Good morning nairalanders
There's this question always bothering my mind maybe because have visited some countries in Asia, Europe and few in Africa
Africa to the world is seen as black continent
But countries like Algeria, Tunisia, Morocco and Egypt are mostly white and I noticed they are not going through this type of mess like a pure black African countries are experiencing

My curiosity grows when I see how Jamaican lives their life even they are not in Africa but majority of them are people of color and they live in fear and poverty

Some opined that it's as a result of Noah's curse
While some believes that blacks are generally mentally weak of which I won't agree cos a lot of blacks have done greater things in the past and till now

I'll be glad if I could get a meaningful contributions
At least to solve a problem, we need to identify it first
Mynd44

There are..

Botswana is a successful nation. Do some research dummy
Romance / Re: He said he met this Happy Giver Lady by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 1:36am On Apr 05, 2021
Mercisharelove:



Of course

Loving your neighbor is a precursor to fully understanding God's love.

Therefore love and be loved.. give me a chance to be that love
Romance / Re: He said he met this Happy Giver Lady by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 10:14am On Apr 04, 2021
Mercisharelove:



Anything means nothing

To assume that the love of man is low mental is wrong.

When the bible said that you can't love the father you havnt seen when you can't love your brother who you have seen
Religion / Re: Leke Adeboye Attempts To Resurrect A Dead Man by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 8:10am On Apr 04, 2021
Hian!

I felt that "hian"
Romance / Re: He said he met this Happy Giver Lady by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 7:46am On Apr 04, 2021
Mercisharelove:



Low mental love

You don't know anything
Romance / Re: He said he met this Happy Giver Lady by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 4:07pm On Apr 03, 2021
Mercisharelove:


Which girl

You baby.. I really can make you feel love the way God intended
Romance / Re: He said he met this Happy Giver Lady by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 4:06pm On Apr 03, 2021
Mercisharelove:



Fantasy

If only you knew me you'd want to be with me all the days of your life
Romance / Re: He said he met this Happy Giver Lady by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 10:37am On Apr 03, 2021
Mercisharelove:
A voice said to her, " open up" spread your legs wide open for pleasure, what pleasure? Crying like snakes and demon's. Why darling, I thought you loved me? Yea I do, but I need to use you to satisfy my urges, wow. Are you good in bed, he asked...


Flesh games you know, what do you got, excitement of the flesh, crying like a crab in the water, afterwards, heart broken into disappointments, broken promises, envies, backbiting and plans to eliminate the excitement partner, hey here, it all started with romance, what do you got, frustration! AND more frustrating disgusting feminism.



Many are caught up in the web of the corruption of their mortal flesh, what do you got as rewards?? Your toys - houses, car's, vacations, parties, endorsements and coronations, hey wake up, it's about to be old at least, and you will soon be over and worn out.


What's your data in the web, what would you be remembered for? As for me, I said no to cheating, you know I love hanging out with men to try my limit, yeah, practice makes perfect. You could apply....


And you know, when you have a very wonderful partner, wow, life is exploring and very abundant, if you want to know the real truth and not about the fantasies which fansites.


Wake up girls, it was a grandmother's fables, you weren't told the whole truth wake up, wake up from lust and do better. Be a great mother, like mother earth. We missed faithfulness, just crying on my bed right now, what's GOING On with these ignorant greedy fellows??


Wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up


What up babe.. I like you


I want to wake up next to you every day of my life
Family / Re: Naomi Efan-Okon Is Cussons Baby Of The Year Season Wins, ₦2 Million, Gifts by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 10:27am On Apr 03, 2021
oriewanbe:

And the Baby mamas say "heee"!.


Lols.. But the mom is probably not baby-mama, the baby would have an igbo name if she wasn't with her dad
Romance / Re: Most Men Will Marry Runs Girls by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 6:47am On Apr 03, 2021
MrGrimm:
I met this girl in Uniport girl. You can't trust anyone.


Uniport and trust in the same sentence.. guy man dey dull

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