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Family / Re: Lady Thanks Her Husband For Marrying Her (Photos) by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 10:20pm On Feb 09, 2020
Amakavula, I thought your reaction would be different, in fact I thought all feminists would see this as a social improvement.
Promiscuouty in men is most times tolerated, but in women is scorned, as the tables are being turned, I expected to see ndi ifenemen'isi praise the lady's honestly, I'm highly dissapointed in our Nland feminist community

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Romance / Re: She Wants To Have Sex All The Time by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 12:34pm On Feb 07, 2020
Any guy with a sex addicted girlfriend should leave her before it's too late.


but before you do give me their numbers wink
Otu na gu'm agu
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Some Ladies Become Sex Addict After Sleeping With Different Men. by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 11:43am On Feb 06, 2020
Auntyesther:
Condoms prevent STDs but not STS(sexually transmitted spirit). Some people are possessed by dog spirit and you know what a dog does right? Thats the answer

Lolss. Do you really believe that?.
The simple reason is untamed curiousity and indiscipline, just like how men want enjoy polygamous sexual lifestyle so do women, it's not necessarily about spirits.
Family / Re: I Found Mycoten Vagina Cream In My Wife's Wardrobe by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 1:36pm On Jan 30, 2020
Just from what this man has written i can tell that most of the issues are from his side..

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Sports / Re: Kobe Bryant: The Life Of NBA Icon In Pictures by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 7:31pm On Jan 27, 2020
Ebenezar2020:
enough of this man's news abeg.
he don die, he don die or was he of any use to Nigeria's economy that you guys won't allow us rest

Guy, no dey show yourself.. just Waka pass, them no
force you to open the thread
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolves Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) On 23rd January 2020 by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 5:20am On Jan 24, 2020
kerzhim:
Izit not the same Wolves wey Chelsea waya 5 goals Liverpool dey struggle with? Besides, dem dey even happy say dem score 2-1.
Wolves jave improved like mad.. this team beat MANCITY.. BROTHER!! No reason am like that
Family / Re: Mother Snatches Her Daughter's Husband, Then Gives Birth For Him In London by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 8:04pm On Jan 23, 2020
YoungPerson:
Since 12,000 BC, Oyinbo no get shame.


Mummy is a G. Codedly and indirectly paid groom price. grin grin grin

Says the Black African, the irony is uncanny
Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Be The World's First African Superpower - Newsweek by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 2:05pm On Jan 17, 2020
NimrodEndOfDays:
your father is the mad person. Since you don't have home training.

I was contemplating your madness, you've proven to me that in truth you are mad!!..
Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Be The World's First African Superpower - Newsweek by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 5:35am On Jan 17, 2020
NimrodEndOfDays:
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IT'S LIKE YOU ARE MAD OHH!!!!
Education / Re: . by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 10:24am On Jan 03, 2020
deskhal:
Hey guys,

Please I want serious advice only.

Some Years back I was schooling in Canada but I didn’t take my academics seriously so I dropped out and I went back to Nigeria, since I didn’t want to waste my parents money. Although I overstayed my Canada Visa with like 10 days or so.

Fast forward now and I’m about to finish University. And I plan on going back to Canada. Due to my previous overstay and poor academics then. What’s the possibility of them granting me a visa now?

Please people with similar experience or expert advice is needed.

MODS please push to front page so I can get good responses.

You've Sha wasted an opportunity most would kill for.

Sha try and apply for the Visa, God gives second chances.

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Politics / Re: Poster Of Sambo Dasuki Floods The Streets In Umuahia, Abia State by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 1:03pm On Dec 29, 2019
Maybe Buhari has a point by trying to curb this fake news stuff. Any idiot can just wake up and post anything online. The OP is an idiotic liar, moderators should on their part try to stop this rubbish.. @Seun are you seeing this?
Politics / Re: Fowler's Fouls: What Tunde Fowler Did Wrong At FIRS By Faye & Fraser by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 7:29am On Dec 22, 2019
PeterUdeme:


Google is your friend. We remember marylin ogar too when she headed dss. She only appointed igbos. We also remember how okonjo appointed only igbos to head all financial institutions in the country and how she brought emefiele.

And to the Igbo coward who wrote this junk and couldn’t put his name, we can see through your shenanigans.

Bros, you're embarrassing yourself. Okonjo Iweala did not 'bring' the Governor of CBN. don't rejoice in stupidity.
You said Zik brought igbos to head universities in the west then started telling story about Iweala and emefiele(obviously diverting a question) when asked about it, aren't you stupid?!
Education / Re: Sex-for-marks: University Of Abuja Sacks Dean by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 5:51am On Dec 17, 2019
I personally know that man and the girl involved.. Imo girls get sense
Romance / Re: God is good by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 4:35am On Dec 14, 2019
Kingray17:
I'm currently 16 and my dick is only 4.8 inches erect. This has completely dampened my self confidence. Is it normal for a boy of my age to have this size or am I destined to be a spud. Please no backlash. Tell me your penis size at 16
Cc lalasticala

I'm 22Y.O at the moment, my dick length is exactly 6.4inches. At 15Y.O it was around 6 - 6.1inches, it hasn't really grown much over the years, although that could be because of my body type, you could be 7inches by 20Y.O. (but don't bank on that)

My advice to you is to do more lower body exercise, this should increase bloodflow to the penis.
I tried kegel earlier this year, didn't work the way I thought it would.
If you want to become sexually active soon, then all you need to do is build your sexual stamina, (learn to last longer) you might never get to have a BBC like the guys on pornhub, but gee, it's okay, when I first started dating, I felt I was limited to only short girls (based on size to depth logistics) but my last girlfriend was quite tall for a lady (5"7inches) and she didn't have any issues with my dick size, the last girl I had sex with was even taller, and she had a good time. You're a bit below average but don't let that bother you. Size is an advantage but knowing how to use "it" is the main thing. You'll have to learn to use your fingers and your tongue (P.S invest in nailcutters and mouth wash) Always use protection, not only for STDs, it also reduces sensitivity so you will last longer as a result. And remember; pre-intimacy is king (kiss her ears and naval, softly bite her lips and clit, touch her, don't just dive in and thrust).

Happy sexploits, stay safe.
Romance / Re: God is good by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 4:04am On Dec 14, 2019
dave4rella:
embarassed

Of all the problems in Nigeria
This one is more concerned with the size of his penis

Misplaced priorities

Oga if you don't have anything to contribution, then keep quiet.
He asked a sensible question, it's not as if discussion about all the problems of Nigeria will change the shittiness of the country.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Forgiven A Cheating Partner Without Breaking Up? by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 8:02am On Dec 02, 2019
Birdeyeview:

Whatever man!
there ain't no sense in what you typed.

As if what you typed is the poster child for enlightened..

Do you know the benefits Hillary Clinton and Nathanyahu's wive have gotten from their husband's positions.. no person with a single brain cell would give that up. Visit the pauper on the streets and see for yourself..
If a woman would benefit from a split, then she wouldnt hesitate to divorce (eg Tiger Woods, Jeff bezzus).

A woman would only stay with a cheaping partner if she has something to benefit. Self-interest rule the world, and that is the f..k#ng truth.
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Forgiven A Cheating Partner Without Breaking Up? by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 7:56am On Dec 02, 2019
Birdeyeview:

Whatever man!
there ain't no sense in what you typed.

As if what you typed is the poster child for enlightened..
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Forgiven A Cheating Partner Without Breaking Up? by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 8:07pm On Dec 01, 2019
Birdeyeview:

If i tell you i understand a bit of what you typed i LIED


My point is this, no sensible woman who is married to a president would divorce him if he cheated, it wouldn't benefit her.

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Education / Re: Imo, Anambra And Delta leads in students studying Engineering, Medicine and Law by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 2:57pm On Dec 01, 2019
Omoodua007:


In that same delta igbos are claiming we also have Yoruba names omawunmi for example and I’m not adding that to the list
If I do Yoruba still maintain lead

Omawumi is not Yoruba, browse am!
Education / Re: Imo, Anambra And Delta leads in students studying Engineering, Medicine and Law by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 2:53pm On Dec 01, 2019
Omoodua007:


Delta igbos represent 20% Ig of delta population like Yorubas rep 20% of kogi population

Engineering-20% of 2647 =534
Medicine -20% of 1892=378
Law- 20% of 544-108

Yoruba still maintain leads



Arts

Lagos - 620
Ogun- 1817
Oyo - 2426
Ondo-1203
Ekiti -490
Osun -1264
Kwara -1307
Kogi -300
total - 9427

Anambra -812
IMO -675
Ebonyi -206
Abia -208
Enugu -546
Total = 2239


Even in arts Yorubas maintain lead
Effectively there are more educated Yorubas than Igbos
I’m yet to look at economics banking social sciences

Yorubas in kogi aren't up to 20% the largest ethnic group in kogi is igala then igbira, Yoruba aren't in the top 5, unlike where igbos are the single largest in rivers and second largest in Delta.. go and check..

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Education / Re: Imo, Anambra And Delta leads in students studying Engineering, Medicine and Law by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 2:48pm On Dec 01, 2019
Omoodua007:
Nothing excites me more than bursting iPod statistics
When we look at the overall number of applicants Yoruba have more numbers in engineering and law while Igbo passes in medicine

The imaginary domination of this fields by igbos is yet too and won’t occur

Uche Okoye or whatever your name is

Calculation for engineering
Lagos - 659
Ogun- 1889
Oyo - 2279
Ondo-1514
Ekiti -1200
Osun -2332
Kwara -1697
Kogi -500
total - 12,070

Anambra -2593
IMO -3031
Ebonyi -754
Abia -1970
Enugu -1973
Total =10321

Calculation for medicine

Lagos - 359
Ogun- 1098
Oyo - 1141
Ondo-1223
Ekiti -1200
Osun -1440
Kwara -657
Kogi -300
total - 7418

Anambra -2389
IMO -2433
Ebonyi -1194
Abia -1873
Enugu -1796
Total =9685


Law

Lagos - 727
Ogun- 471
Oyo - 296
Ondo-363
Ekiti -305
Osun -445
Kwara -255
Kogi -90
total - 2952

Anambra -595
IMO -589
Ebonyi -305
Abia -449
Enugu -313
Total =2251


You added kogi for yorubas but didn't add Delta (anioma) and Rivers (ikwerres) states for igbos, you are mad!!!!
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Forgiven A Cheating Partner Without Breaking Up? by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 4:34am On Dec 01, 2019
[quote author=Birdeyeview post=84335505][/quote]

Your examples are misleading, you're calling past Head of States and leaders, for all we know the women stayed because of the power and position. talk about regular people like Mr Ndubueze who's wife left after a small disagreement or the mechanic (Friday) on my street whose wife left with their children after he cheated.
Celebrities / Re: The Obamas Release Beautiful Family Photo To Mark Thanksgiving by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 5:15pm On Nov 28, 2019
Chimo Nye madu aka
Phones / Re: Nokia 5.1 For Sale 30k by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 6:34pm On Nov 03, 2019
You didn't put pictures, you didn't state your location, it's like you don't really want to sell?
Career / Re: What Was Your Childhood Dream, did you achieve it? by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 1:04pm On Nov 02, 2019
My earliest ambitious was to become a doctor, my dad wanted my brothers & I to become doctors and since I wanted to save lives and make an impact, it was a good fit.
When I realised that I really didn't like the sight of blood; my next dream was to be an astronaut and go to space (I had always wanted to do that, even before the MBBS), the Nigerian factor didn't let that happen but I still can go to space when SpaceX allows people to pay to go to space. That's actually my life's mission RN; to have enough money to afford it.

Briefly I wanted to be a pilot because I felt it would prepare me for the astronaut gig and also because an aunt told me I looked like a pilot.. lols.. I was pretty young then.

I became an Economist and I'm pretty damn proud that i did, in the right position and with the right policies I could make more impact on the lives of Nigerians than any single doctor ever could and also make a lot of money in the process

I'm about to start a MSC in finance and economics. To be honest at the moment, making money is my primary goal, touching lives isn't exactly on the agenda, thought I try when I can.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghana Is An Embarrassment Of A Country And A Total Abomination To The Creator by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 2:25pm On Oct 21, 2019
Righteousness89:

My Brother , @EmekusTHEgreat
No Nation Survives without GOD.

What is Destroying China, Japan, India and the Countries u mentioned today is their Act Of Ungodliness.

The Only thing Keeping Nigeria today is the Few GENUIE Godly men and Women we have

The Greatest Nation in the World Today Are Nations whose foundation where built on GOD and Godly Principles..

There is a Difference between being Religious and being Godly..

Godliness has always Exalted Nations!

The Creator of The Nations is GOD..


You're not looking at things as they are.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghana Is An Embarrassment Of A Country And A Total Abomination To The Creator by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 10:37am On Oct 21, 2019
@Righteousness89
I agree with everything you said apart from your last paragraph, religion is the reason our country isn't striving, look at countries like Norway, China and Russia den of atheist strive. We base righteousness on religion and not on humanity, that is why we arent humane but very religious.

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Romance / Re: See Dick Size Of Nigerian Men According To Their State Of Origin (photo) by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 8:44am On Oct 21, 2019
With everyday that passes I'm agreeing with buhari on everything he does and says, Nigerians are idiots.. in 200million people not up to 20million have sense in this country
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy A91 Full Specification Leaked: Report by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 7:47pm On Oct 14, 2019
greenhulk:
Whether it's 109 mp or 48 mp, it still won't take better images than the 12 mp found on the Galaxy S10 and iPhone 11. Or the 12 mp on the pixel 3. All those higher mp on mobile phones are gimmicks. Looks like 12mp is the sweet spot

As you said; it's all gimmick!!

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Phones / Re: TECNO Spark 4 Unboxing, First Impressions And Review + Price (photos) by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 6:50am On Oct 13, 2019
I bought the spark 2 around January last year for 38k, not up to 3 months later the spark 3 came out and was even cheaper, still nursing my pain, the spark 4 was now released!!
I swear, I should have just gone for the fairly used Samsung S7.

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Business / Re: Facebook Libra: Mastercard, Visa And Ebay Joins Paypal Exits Crypto Project by EmekusTHEgreat(m): 6:28am On Oct 13, 2019
Heavy blow to M.Z, i wonder if Libra is actually going to survive this,
Libra was supposed to be the next big thing; even bigger than bitcoin, I was actually patiently waiting so that I could catch the rise of it.

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