₦airaland Forum

braine:
Never seen any of these before.

am using the Imose X-1. It is functioning well though but the battery life is relatively low. I ordered from Jumia, cheap, sold at 16.5k, but the battery life is not encouraging at all. It is somehow slow when multitasking. I noticed it is better to be used with lighter apps. It is good though for a low budget folk.

INTROVERT:
winchi

introvert you ve come again, he is a clean man, just made guiness record.

A man who has not cut his fingernails since 1952 has made it into the Guinness Book of records . Shridhar Chillal officiall has the world’s longest fingernails on one hand ever, with their combined length coming in at a staggering 909.6cm. One of his thumbnails alone is two metres long.
The 78-year-old is so proud of his wares that he has offered to dedicate them to a museum, but he says they were nothing but trouble in his younger years. “When I was to get married, no one was ready to marry me, I saw nearly 10 to 12 girls,” “If the girl agreed to marry, her parents would say I would strangle their daughter’s neck and refuse.”If the parents agreed, the girl would say she would not marry such a dirty person.”Our family members opposed, then teachers were opposed but I decided from that point on that I would never cut my nails again,” he said. “Initially, difficulties appeared everywhere in my daily life.”My family really didn’t like it, no one would wash my clothes and I had to wash them by hand. “Finding a job was also difficult, as no one was ready to employ me..I can tell everyone now with pride about my record,” he said. “When I am on my travels, people will recognise me as a Guinness World Records title holder.”

journerman:
I hope we can all agree now that this case is going nowhere. It's time to give up on Nigeria politics and politicians

The same pattern of politics since independence. Shake a man to be able to allow him do your will. Saraki, with force, will okay the ministerial list. All those noise was to compel him to sign the list which he maybe has promised to sign to clear him of the hook, peradventure soft-landing. 9ija, I hail o o.

legendboy:
I love Ndigbo. Hit the like button if you also do

Igbo day in Abuja? While they are celebrating in Abuja who constitutes sanity at home? I am seeing conglomerates of attention seekers. Any celebration of a particular region that is not situated in the region at stake is fake and whistle-blowing. Btw, where is Nnamdi KANU?

Scholar8200:
You can get Smallwood in any good bookshop.

Which song would you like to transcribe?

Thank you scholar8. I just need the book to help me with cathedral hymns and psalter. I just got appointed as a deputy organist in my church. I am very conversant with stage songs, highlife and the likes, but I can cope with this new position if I can get these books fast to acquaint likely in a short interval.

Please can anyone direct me where to get or download (1)ancient and modern with solfa notation or staff (2) Sankey (sacred songs and solos) with solfa notation or staff (3) Smallwood piano for students or little wood. Please your contribution will be of immense help.

Please can anyone direct me where to get or download (1)ancient and modern with solfa notation or staff (2) Sankey (sacred songs and solos) with solfa notation or staff (3) Smallwood piano for students or little wood. Please your contribution will be of immense help.

moscow37d:
I dont think so. As d cup is transparrent. I took a several closer look. Infact i almost touched it

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winetapper:
Fuel tankers and big truck should have their own private lane

when Obiano has failed by baning cyclists. He is trying to be clueless.

literarymathy:
It's easy to learn HTML. Just goto w3schools.com. They'll even give you a certificate at the end if you pass their CBT.

You knew all these while, did not post em, but when another did, you claim I T K. Nija I too sabi self. You also need @op's tutorial, come out clean or you post your certificate from w3. Guy send the tutorial here: itstorekeeper@gmail.com

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majekdom2:
if your interviewers don't offer a hand first, it is best you don't. Some people are just not ok shaking hands with strangers, perhaps they think you may be coming with an uncleaned hands from the toilet... lols

Having a strong business idea is one
part, having the required tutorials,
another part, but funding and capital
posse big threats. I went into research
and came up with a mind-blowing
discovery that definitely will solve the
whole problems I listed above. I was able
to get the formation of over 1000
household essentials like paint, gum,
mosquito coil, detergents and so many of
them just name them. I also discovered
over 250 places you can raise funds and
capital to start up without collateral and
interest for your business. I crowned it all
by discovering over 1000 importers,
exporters and companies who are very
willing to sell your products, raise funds
for you to maximise your production rate
even upto exportable quality and
quantity. I proudly present this special
Directory "Complete Business Guide" to
my fans who are ready to go to the next
level. The guide is almost FREE. To get
it, call or text: 0813-397-2034, Whatsapp: 0807-159-5441 email me
here: selfaidinitiative@gmail.com. This
DIRECTORY is a must have. I wish you
good luck.

KINGSNEEZE:
You can give the recharge card to your neighbor but the two picture , none of them is original, all are photoshoped

My neighbours, if I just say you were right, will you not accept the card? Tell me let me know what to do. Nairalanders always think everyone is a jester.

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Young03:
Do it and send me d pix

I can actually design any thing any how you need it just in seconds. Ok I told you I can regraph it. Check out the former and the one I regraphed which one looks more original? Take note of the Horlicks and Lucozade.

Young03:
Do it and send me d pix

I can even change Osinbajo for Obasanjo or even Sambo. Dont doubt me am a graphic guru. I will post it, but with another caption, will inform you as am done. It is just a 4 seconds job.

Young03:
What else can i say?

E fit be say milo paid them to advertise their products

Photoshoped, I can change the milo to ovaltine or even a fried egg or indomie. Who is in doubt?

superstar1:
What part of it is not sensible to you?

Have you not heard of hacked account, cloned cards and hijacked personality profiles?

I never believed the story for once. Whoever believed that story can also believe I own Muritala M'hmed Airport or National Stadium.

No professional with career to.protect will dare use his real profile for such condemnable and damning act.

The miserable soul that hijacked his account, capitalised on his open support for the Oba, and played on Igbos emotions as usual, to.sow more seeds of discord.

Have a perusal.

Jennifer4christ:
Good day Nairalanders...

My name is Jennifer and I reside in Owerri, Imo state.
I am a school certificate holder with little hope of tertiary education.
Someone advised me to open a Nairaland account and ask for help, so I'm new here.
With the assurance I was given, I promise to testify here, if I get my breakthrough from Nairaland.

Why I came writing this now is because I lost my job as a cleaner at one of First Bank branches in Owerri.
The area manager came to our branch 2 weeks ago and after a series of complaints about almost everything that day, I was relieved of my job.
It still beats my imagination why I was singled out to be sacked.
Why me?
Why just me?
I still can't bear it up till now, since I fend for myself.
The money I have with me is fast running out and I desperately need a job from a good samaritan reading this now.

Please, if anyone can help me get a good paying job or connect me with someone who can give me a good job, I will forever be grateful.

I know this is risky, but I need help desperately, hence, I am putting up my number for possible contact and help.
I am not a sex-worker please and I will never be one, I only need a decent job.
So please, I pray no one misunderstands my intentions.

May God almighty reward those who will run to my aid at this frustrating moment of my life, Amen!

My number is 08172982883.
God bless you.

Jenny, here in Nairaland, we really help ourselves. You have got yourself a job in a publishing firm in New Owerri. Text me with your number ( the one in this post) for more directives on how to get started. Your english is not bad, but you didn't specify if you have any computer knowledge. Text or call me on: 08033582661. Goodluck dear.

FKMagazine:
I have a complete poultry farming idea and I have enough space to start it at lucky fibre in ikorodu, lagos. Growers, layers and cockrels etc.The feasibility study, the business plan and the comprehensive E-books on poultry farming business strategy and tactics, compiled by experienced professionals are all available. The only issue here is the capital, to kick start it and the helping hands to support the course...pls your suggestions and ideas are highly welcome and will be appreciated on how to make things work out in this regard...and don't also forget to share your business ideas too. Thank you

All these investment ideas are all worth
venturing, one may ask "how do I get
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A company that is into bakery and
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business if it is centered on flour, oven,
baking condiments and flavour. They will
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collateral knowing you will in turn serve
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will fund your idea if you know how to
present your proposal, the kind of
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All these investment ideas are all worth
venturing, one may ask "how do I get
the money to fund or start up"? This is
the biggest question and am happy to be
available to answer it. Most people that
invest in your business will not only do
that for financial profit. Some may for a
corresponding service they will get from
your business. Let me be more specific.
A company that is into bakery and
confectionery will be willing to fund your
business if it is centered on flour, oven,
baking condiments and flavour. They will
fund your idea without interest or
collateral knowing you will in turn serve
them. Every commercial bank in Nigeria
will fund your idea if you know how to
present your proposal, the kind of
account to keep for the proceeds
without collateral and interest. The
simple truth is, I have a compiled guide
to getting huge fund for your business
without collateral and interest. Anything
you want to do has other people ready to
fund you, but how to get them mars your
search. Just whatsapp me:08071595441
to get this wonderful guide at almost
nothing.

All these investment ideas are all worth venturing, one may ask "how do I get the money to fund or start up"? This is the biggest question and am happy to be available to answer it. Most people that invest in your business will not only do that for financial profit. Some may for a corresponding service they will get from your business. Let me be more specific. A company that is into bakery and confectionery will be willing to fund your business if it is centered on flour, oven, baking condiments and flavour. They will fund your idea without interest or collateral knowing you will in turn serve them. Every commercial bank in Nigeria will fund your idea if you know how to present your proposal, the kind of account to keep for the proceeds without collateral and interest. The simple truth is, I have a compiled guide to getting huge fund for your business without collateral and interest. Anything you want to do has other people ready to fund you, but how to get them mars your search. Just whatsapp me:08071595441 to get this wonderful guide at almost nothing.

babs01:
Masob for east, boko for north militant for SS. I thank God I'm frm d most peaceful region SW.

In Oba of Lagos's
voice "U will die inside Lagoon if u
criticise me

listen to 97.6 to know if its true. IPOB 4life. There is nothing like SE, SW or SS. We only have North, East and West. Which is Wa Zo Bia. We can never be misled anymore. Biafrans are no terrorists. All these are politically instigated. Can u upload a picture of a Nigerian woman just one? No is impossible. This should show you we are different people bound by concession by lord Lugard. 97.6 FM supersedes.

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It is paramount to note that jihad in Nigeria did not start how the islamist sect planned it. Firstly, they wanted to spread across the country with recruited members in every state, LGA, community and villages. After this, they will kill all Christian governors and officials to give way for them to perform absolute jihad and turn Nigeria to an islamic state. They started recruiting from the north due to dilatecal barriers, but luck ran out of them Yaradua died who was supposed to aid them gain all the states, that was why they did not want to announce his death till they can get a befitting islamist to carry on. The CBN governor came again with islamic banking which would have given them access to come in the name of banking into all the states. We can all notice that certain states where their men are governors are practising sharia GEJ saw it all coming and stopped that, with annoyance they started killing politicians and dropping their black flag on the scene. Boko haram started before the trade centre mayhem in America, revolution in Libya, Egypt etc. Today, they have redressed to plan their next strategies which they formerly deviated from. This election is the only thing that will determine their next line of action. I am not a politician, but I know if any muslim wins, Boko haram will stop killings and them cement their plans of converting the country to islam with the help of ISIS and other islamic jihadists who will force Christians to worship islam. Shaibu a Boko haram / islamist turned Christian has a lot to say about this. Get his confessional statement and confirm it yourself. Vote wisely come March 28, say no to terror, say no to forced worship of any kind, say no to the change we all know is changing Nigeria to islamic state. Vote the right people to be a part of this Forward Ever Movement, no backwards.

bastien:
dear the OP fit be soldier o,u never can tell

Nigerian military should be applauded and their payments tripled. Those people in the senate that have not supported or sponsored any bill should face a salary slash, sent on holiday to most of the distressed northern parts of the country. 10 gboza for the military.

wristwatch:
If u call a girl several times and she doesn't pick your calls, all u have to do is send some recharge cards removing one digit out and wait; u will see that she will do the calling. It works like charm

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I will inquire from a close pally in the station if this is true, probably with excepts of their pictures and the real situation at the moment, but for now, [s][size=15pt][MARQUEE BEHAVIOR="SCROLL"]NO COMMENT[/size][/s].