₦airaland Forum

MCLION1:
It's only 5k that is taking that time cos people are no longer twinking 5k unlike wen it started but others (10,20,50k)are paying full time.

Lier. 30 days now my 20k neva comot. Make una no dey decieve newbies

Dat ijapa Limo still available for sale??
Mah buy use attend Lala's wedding

oluwayimika123:
don't b shallow minded bro and what u Ve said shows u re suffering from inferiority complex

Bros sorry to ask oooooo, are u knew in this country??

Won't bother to apply coz I no get Godfather

Everblazinggg:
I will start renting my car out for events.

I hope is not that tortoise car that u want to rent out
Abi u don buy range Rover niii

thesicilian:
like Davido.

Lolz I no call name ooo

The ones guilty wee disagree wt the OP

Not like some noise makers

Dem go soon con tell us say Wizkid don sell hin soul too
Awon haters dem

The acting president is working.
Unlike the era of "we will, we want to"

Wen ur result is from a miracle center

correctguy0900:
Lol. Am not sure since such girls make up the highest percentage of all babes in naija. A guy's success is equal to the girl's success in life. No vision on their own.

Ma why I run b dat na.
Was a day I asked her that wat do u want to do in life her reply almost paralyzed me.
Na why I run b dat oo.

Xaddy:
Lol... See you... Bleeping no be wahala at all na.. but the thing wey so reason be say if she come love up nko? Me I no ready for that kind drama oh... And me I be professional hit and run driver...

Lolz I c. Badt guy.
Wish say u go hook me up lah
Mah use her dey pay mah tuition fee

Xaddy:
Choi... See how she is dripping hotness...

I once secured a date with a Navy Lady from Badoo but fear no let me go on the DDay, worse part was I was to meet her at her baracks...

Thank God she never called back and I don uninstall Badoo from my phone

Lolz coward.
Something wey u for go bleep her.
Abi u know no say some of them are sex starved

correctguy0900:
She is a secondary olosho without a shop.
All about the money and flexing for her. Got no other value to add to ur life.

Na im make i tear run

Omor u sure say no b same babe u and I follow so
Coz ur description jus fit my ex oooooo
Asin empty brain....single contribution of opinion she no get

Hahahahhahaa
Tru love sha

I hope he's no longer breathing

Talk2Bella:
loool

nah I don't think so dear

besides nairaland makes it look like I'm abreast of the situation in the house

Okkk but jus watch it once and u won't want to miss any part of the show anymore

Were dey kidnapped by the herdsmen or the people being terrorized by the herdsmen

Talk2Bella:
one day I go just strong mind watch this show

Ur missing

D game neva finish??

GreenMavro:
Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?"
Tboss: Drin-king,
Marvis: smo-king,
Gifty: fuc-king

U sure say u dey watch BBN at all??
Coz na Marvis dey drink and na CocoIce dey smoke

funmisticqueen:
do we look like child abusers to you

If am lying, upload ur pic make we see

Wat a pity.
Sha with how work no dey like dis, am sure even if na hin poo e say make dem chop, dem go gladly chop am

Afonja and ipob women no dey too fine...
Mallam u wan see beauty, jus enter north

OkoYibo:
Oga, forget. Their vests had F-SARS written on it. This mechanic called someone on phone and the person spoke to the SARS guys. They were begging.

It was when the guy came down in mechanic overalls that people started laughing. When he saw the dent, be called.

Wow!!! Sha like i said no be highlander or venza

OkoYibo:
See this one, forget o, sleek Benz differs from Venza or Highlander o!

The mechanic not only made calls, they spoke to whoever he called on the phone.

You bash that kind Mercedes come tok say u no wan tok?

Except if no b DSS. They won't. I know wat am saying

OkoYibo:
Just one post from the OP, and it made front-page? The way NL dey do these days taya person.
E be like say na here for Nairaland Buhari dey hide.

Anyway, just yesterday, some Federal SARS guys used their vehicle to double cross one really sleek Benz at Ikeja. In trying to double cross it, they scratched d paint a little. Like 3 of them jumped down with bulletproof vests n all gra-gra.

They came down and saw one young guy at the wheels. They asked him to come down but when he came down, he was a mechanic wearing overalls. He went to look at the dent and looked at it. Thereafter, he used his phone to make a call. Thereafter, he gave the phone to one of the SARS guys.

I don't know who he called, whether it is our father in Heaven or our father in UK, but you needed to see these SARS guys begging. They tried to clean d scratch, but it was still obvious. See SARS dey clean motor with mechanic standing back.

This can't be true coz dem no go even allow u make call

Make I charge my battery leave am.
I might b d next person Mr president will call oo

How Igbo people take allow Hausa dey rule dem since from day1 still dey supprise me

Happy birthday to the man