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Romance / Re: Let’s Talk About Pussy Farts; The Music From A Lady’s Honeypot During Sex by Emmachi2810(m): 9:35pm On May 04
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Politics / Re: Nigeria To Construct 200MW Solar Farm In Delta, Largest In West Africa by Emmachi2810(m): 11:57am On Feb 18
"I'm going to be rich" no be property
Romance / Re: Kazakh Bodybuilder Whose Sex Doll Wife Broke, Now Wants To Mate With Chicken by Emmachi2810(m): 2:53pm On Feb 13
Wahala for who they bear Lola undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Viral Video: Lady Spotted Urinating On The Wall, Like A Man by Emmachi2810(m): 11:53am On Feb 25, 2020
Then y'all need to see this undecided

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by Emmachi2810(m): 3:34pm On Feb 07, 2020
This morning as i wan comot 4 house, i wear my tight Jean and I no too like to dey wear boxer under tight jean, cuz e no dey give me joy. So as usual, i no wear boxer or pant, just my tight jean.
Rain fall well well for Ikoyi this morning and una know as Island be, water everywhere...everybody dey find where to hide make rain no touch dem...i see one bank Atm shade for the other side of the road, na dia people stay and space still dey.
But water dey infront of the place so you go need walk down the end of the water to cross the water...me sef bin wan walk to the end of the water oh...naso i see say na fine fine girls dey inside the ATM place...e go make sense if fine boy like me jump the water instead now. Actually, the water no too wide, na something wey person fit jump but nobody just wan take the risk...me i go take am, if i jump am, this fine girls go trip..
Naso i move backwards small....the babes dey look me, me sef cut eye for them come lick lips...i move back well well...come run..as i reach the water, naso i spread leg finish take jump...na ontop the water i dey when i hear Kpraaaaaaa!..my brothers and sisters, i hear kpraaaaaaaa!!!!
...i think say na clap people dey clap for me say i jump wella, my head swell...i spread legs wider..i come notice say fresh air dey enter my body from under, both front and back....i look down see Lagidigbo Akanni Outside dey sing Rain Rain go away...What is your problem u this preeq, did i buy you nursery rhymes book.
E tear reach back, my yansh black well well for under light..i no even know which one to cover, front or back and My people, i use hand hold my problem front and back...come fall yakata inside water siddon dia oh... � � �
...these babes dey look me dey laugh..why do bad things happen to the good ones? ....I need a towel
...Mooomooo Miii
How i wan even take off am give tailor sew?
. Heaven i need a hug ooooo!

Just dey laugh like a mad man while reading this grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by Emmachi2810(m): 1:15pm On Feb 07, 2020
Back in camp. We were doing that man o war drilling, that part where you all had to climb high rope. Na so my khaki trouser tear for middle, Mumu boxer didn’t help, all the girls saw my **** as everyone was standing under waiting for their turn.
That day messed up camp till I left.

I know of guy that had this experience in Wailo Bauchi camp
Phones / Re: If You Want Your Phone Battery To Last Long: 7 Things You Should Stop Doing by Emmachi2810(m): 9:35pm On Jan 29, 2020
No. 8 Got me laughing real hard grin grin grin

See u rushing to check no 8.

Cos there's no 8
Romance / Re: Who Else Wants To Make Crazy Profits From Mini Importation? by Emmachi2810(m): 5:20pm On Jan 19, 2020
I have added everyone of us...

Romance / Re: Who Else Wants To Make Crazy Profits From Mini Importation? by Emmachi2810(m): 5:20pm On Jan 19, 2020
Travel / Re: No AC On The Plane Arik Air Put Us - Man Laments by Emmachi2810(m): 3:30pm On Dec 25, 2019
Una for just open windows for mid air undecided sad
Health / Re: Son Strikes A Pose With His Mad Father. Would You Do The Same? by Emmachi2810(m): 1:59pm On Nov 11, 2019
He for Hug am, abi him papa dey smell am? sad sad sad
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Approves N650 Million To Repair Roads by Emmachi2810(m): 2:41pm On Oct 24, 2019
Nice one from Oyedepo, however he still has a long way to go, considering the amount involved here (N.65 Billion) in comparison with that of the aircraft he recently purchased (N2.5 billion) amongst others, for it's only when he starts getting to the point where that riches he accumulates begin to pale in comparison to that which he distributes, that he would know that he has gotten somewhere.

Also very importantly he has to stop mocking the poor and needy and also discouraging people from helping them, for that was the basis of his heresy concerning Job not tithing, since Job was well known as the father of the poor because of the extent to which he helped the poor, being a well known mocker of the poor that Oyedepo is, he wanted to by all means give people the idea that just giving to the poor and needy alone would not make God rebuke the devourer for one's sake.

And I don't think God would have been happy with that for God doesn't use the poor and needy to play, so no true friend of God is an enemy of the poor, and I believe that Job attitude towards the poor was one thing which set him apart in the sight of God, and hence one of the reasons God proudly showcased him to the devil.

So obviously that's a leaf that Oyedepo can take from Job's life for him to be able to command the same kind of respect from God.

For that is also in accordance with the teachings of Jesus and the example which His disciples had followed when the church first began, which is riches by distribution not by accumulation:

Acts 4:32, 34-35 (KJV)

32 And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul: neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common.

34 Neither was there any among them that lacked: for as many as were possessors of lands or houses sold them, and brought the prices of the things that were sold,
35 And laid them down at the apostles' feet: and distribution was made unto every man according as he had need.

So until Oyedepo's church gets to this point where none of his members have lack, he should not see himself as a rich man.

God bless.

Why don't You Just do a little research on his Spontaneous Giving
Business / Re: Mini Importation Training by Emmachi2810(m): 12:18am On Oct 21, 2019
Business / Re: Woman Arranges Her Eggs In Style (Photo) by Emmachi2810(m): 3:33pm On Sep 26, 2019
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Business / Re: Top 10 Richest Men In Nigeria (Photos) by Emmachi2810(m): 3:55pm On Mar 06, 2018
This list never complete until my name don dey dere
Phones / Re: How Long Have You Been Using Your Current Earpiece? by Emmachi2810(m): 8:20am On Feb 10, 2018
Two months
Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by Emmachi2810(m): 8:38am On Dec 13, 2017
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