Simple question oh!

QUESTION: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

JEREMIAH: To get to the other side.

PLATO: For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

OBAMA: Because, YES IT CAN!

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: ... I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called into question.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

OPRAH/ TYRA: Why does a chicken cross a road? Was it molested while still a chick? I mean, what kind of upbringing did it have? We need to invite the chicken to share with us what happened.

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

GEORGE W. Bush Il: The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

OBASANJO: The chicken did not cross the road. And it is not true it was running away from the militant squad! This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken! The government views these allegations seriously and will leave no stone unturned to establish the source of these rumors.

ANY NIGERIAN POLITICIAN: "From which tribe is the chicken? Our community has been marginalized for far too long —L others have had their chance and it is now the turn of our chicken to eat!"

DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

ISAAC NEWTON: Any chicken in the universe shall always cross a road perpendicularly to the side of the road, and in an infinitely long straight line at uniform speed, unless the chicken stops due to an unbalanced reactive force in the opposite direction of the chicken's motion.

NELSON MANDELA: Never again, will the chicken be questioned for crossing the road. This is an ideal for which I am prepared to die.

NNAMDI AZIKIWE: For all of these years the road has been owned by the white farmers, the poor underprivileged chicken has waited too long for that road to be given to him and now he is crossing it in force with his fellow war veteran chickens. We intend taking over this road and giving it to the roadless chickens so that they can cross it without fear of retribution from Britain who promised money to institute road reform. We will not stop until all roadless chickens have roads to cross and the freedom to cross them.

NIGERIAN IMMIGRATION: Our immigration system at the border point was down when the chicken entered our territory. And (laughs) we don't even know who invited it! But we will deport it! However, we have no funds for its deportation.

OSHIOMOLE: (waving a finger in the air): Let me tell you clearly: There comes a time when a chicken is far more important than an individual. This calls for a strike action.

CHRIS OKOTIE: That an animal species of the poultry extraction was witnessed gallivanting, nay, actually sauntering contentedly across a motorway belies our preponderant propensity to keep on our wanton questioning of others' motives.

NIGERIAN POLICE: The reports reaching us have not confirmed that chickens have ever crossed the road!! We are investigating the matter and will inform you of further developments, though we have never succeeded in any.

HON. PATRICK OBAHIAGBON: The difference between the chicken and the parliamentary, if any, in discharging its onus probandj is one of a twoodledum and twidlydim. It is more of terra ferma and not terra incognita. I see it as a fantasmagorie puritanical quagmire because it is a question of an exercise of self purification, abnegation and mortification.

Back to what JEREMIAH said:- To get to the other side.

This is why the world is in chaos.

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I have a document for sale where users would have to download it online but can only have access to the content after making payment and users who have gained access should not be able to open/ gain access to the document on another device.

Is this possible and how? Who can provide such service here?

Nice

Alpha2k:
Am either at ofada in the morning.
or nokoloki at the farms.
Call and I will wait for you.

Is the land for lease tractorable or bulldozer would be required for clearing? How heavy is the vegetation?

Machinesandwrks:
Bulldozer land clearing service is available

Can you do ploughing, harrowing and ridging of 5acres (2hectares) in Ogun State? What are your charges?

Machinesandwrks:
Contact us for your bulldozer and tractor services for land clearing, ploughing, harrowing, ridging, planting and harvesting of crops like oil palm, cashew, maize, cassava e.t.c
Ploughing: 15k per hectare
Harrowing: 15k per hectare
Ridging: 15k per hectare
We offer services nationwide.
Contact us on: 09023292693

Can you do ploughing, harrowing and ridging of 2hectares (5acres) in Ogun State?

SOCHDESIGNS:
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Please can this fits into a 60ft by 120ft land?

Ploughing+harrowing+ridging of 5acres of land around papalantoro Ogun State. What is the cost?

Please do you have effective pre-emergent herbicide for okra?

Anyone who tries this should please give a feedback.

Thank you OP. We hope it works.

ositadima1:


So she is materialistic then?

.... according to your understanding.

ositadima1:


Is their anything bad in being "materialistic", I know I am, if I wasn't I wouldn't be here everyday looking at avenues to invest and expand my wealth.

No one mentioned it is good or bad to be materialistic. I quoted you because you opined that she was contradicting herself by saying she doesn't like material things and at the same time claimed her husband built houses.

ositadima1:







Lol, are these statements conflicting? I probably should be minding my business though.

Nothing is conflicting here. It is obvious "material things" in this context are liabilities like cars, expensive cloth and jewelries etc usually associated with "wife of a rich man". She prefers investment (which also include building of houses) to those things.

alitee:
dose dat av written d test, any update yet??

No update

triplebaba:
Nothing like 250 questions in any of the groups of the test and stop fooling yourself.

Some people got 250 questions. This might be a technical error but yes, it did happen

My opinion

There is no need for any whatsapp group. It is better to communicate and make updates anonymously here. Whatever info that is needed can be updated and acquired here.

Binta18:


You are too much thank you God bless you.

Update if it works.

For my wife. 50 questions for 40mins, group 5, maths, English, education. Don't bother reading/ buying any material, go with your head.

Binta18:
Only password was sent to my sister and she is finding it difficult to log in No username. What should she do

Tell her to try the name with which she was addressed in the message that was sent to her as her username.

E.g

Dear Doris Akin
You are invited for online interview...........

Username should be dorisakin

If doesn't work, she should try akindoris

I suppose you understand

samchide:


Thank you still available

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What is the current price of a bag of big seed groundnut?

How many kg make up a bag?

What month(s) does the price usually lowest?

TTGIL:
Sweet Potatoes having versatile health benefits and the increase of its use in various recipes, has grown in popularity across Europe.

In spite of the given state of the economy and the increasing rate of unemployment in the nation, several opportunities of making legal cash still abound.

Read more: http://exportfromnigeria.info/thread/2349/sweet-potatoes#ixzz67HBTjvi3

Stop spamming every thread man!

I read somewhere in this forum that one can sell through agents who collect 10% of selling price. Hoe true is this?

Okunlolasegun:
The union in the market won't allow you to penetrate market without certain rite, I was in mile 12 for tumeric market survey, they told me to register or I should sell to them before the produce get to market with price of there choice.

Hmmm, quite insightful.

Digitalstarlite:
Is it mile 2 or mile 12??

Mile 12,modified

I read that the Mile 12 market in Lagos is big enough for any farmer to sell out all of his produce. If this is true, why do we have several farmers in Southwest especially Lagos and Ogun States that complain about inability to sell their farm produce?

Does anyone has a good answer to this please?

BackToLife:
Jiji has made a big progress of getting a solid grip on classified add market in Nigeria. My favourite free add listing site used to be Olx. com.ng
So, for some days now, whenever I tried to log on to Olx. com.ng, I get redirected to Jiji .ng
Have you noticed it too? What do you think of this development?

I noticed it about 3weeks ago

Please what are the pests that affect cocoyam and how do you control them!

I regret that I did my msc in Unilag. I applied for statement of result to be collected by hand. For 8 weeks, Unilag never processed my application. It took 5weeks for my application status to change from "received" to " in progress". Up till now, nothing has changed thereafter. I visited the school several times but nothing has still be done.

Unilag is a useless school living on past glory

High grade imported rice is #11,000 in several villages and towns in ipokia Local Government, Ogun State which share (illegal) borders with republic of Benin. Unfortunately, those bags of rice can't move an inch from those villages. Even a quarter bag can't be transported.

Gazuzz:


no insults just pure research and information shared. Excellent response very educational and to add to that free...

Question still seeking answers, why are they cheaper?

They are not cheaper. Adman explained how he is able to provide relatively good price for vehicles from Canada. If Canadian vehicles are cheaper as you claim, Nigerians would have flooded there to import cars, rust or no rust. Nigerians would import cars that are cheaper and salvage whatever problems they have if those cars are cheaper as you are saying it.

However, like I earlier replied to one of your posts, your title is a question "why are Canadian cars cheaper", then you made several posts in an attempt to provide the answer. With those several posts of yours trying to convince readers that those cars are cheap because they are rusted, I dont think you need to ask the person you quoted again that why are Canadian cars are cheap

Gazuzz:



excellent observation. As a mechanic I would have requested for sensitive information before making payment. As said earlier on page 1 of this post, not all Canadian cars are rusted if vehicle had passed my visual inspection I would have paid, I will still buy a car that catches my fancy on that thread, and as a business man who invests I will resell.

In that case, the focus of this thread and even the topic should have been about rust rather than Canadian cars.

You mentioned that rusted car could be originated from Canada, USA,Europe (but more common for Canadian cars) and cars without rust could as well be sourced from any of those regions . Hence, it is reasonable to say buyers education/protection as being projected here should focus on making sure there is adequate PPI irrespective of course of car in order not to buy rusted car.

You will agree with me that I have not done well if I buy a car from Europe without doing adequate PPI to rule out rust just because it is coming from Europe and I have done absolutely good if I buy a Canadian car but with adequate PPI to rule out rust.

Your title says "why Canadian cars are cheap" and the content focused on rust. Now you mentioned again that not all Canadian cars are rusted as you may purchase from the guy. To me, these do not correlate because what your title and content is suggesting is that canadian cars are cheap "because they are rusted cars".

Cheap cars, because they are rusted. That is the point your title and contents is saying.

I distant myself completely from those that are exchanging insults and banters on this thread. But the truth is that, this thread is directed to the Canadian guy. Wether that is right or wrong, it is not for me to tell.

Gazuzz:
There is a reason we all shy away from flooded cars, are all flooded cars bad cars NO, the level of flood, the type of vehicle and the type of water (salt/fresh) is what determines if a vehicle should be considered for purchase and yes there are good cars that have been flooded out there, I sold one this year which was in much better condition than cars that were not flooded.

Are all vehicles from Canada rusted NO some have superficial rust while some are not rusted at all , but there are those that are rust buckets covered in a coat of paint especially the 10/15 year old cars.

First I am a mechanic before being a Cardealer, i sell more cars on WhatsApp and behind the scenes than most of you can imagine, sadly I see a lot of rusted cars on a weekly basis. Someone said and I quote I rather buy a car with a knocked engine than a rusted vehicle. This statement holds true in a lot of cases, you can replace the drivetrain of a vehicle but never it's body, more than once I have bought vehicles with really sharp bodies and interiors but with either a bad engine or transmission, those are replaceable parts and vehicle becomes while again.

In Dec/Jan I got a supply from a nl I have never met for 30 vehicles of the same brand and make to be supplied within a 3week window *I came across a lot of Canadian cars that were much cheaper, there was 1 of them that had a thick tar undercoat to save the vehicle from underbody rust the tar coat will protect the frame but not the individual suspension parts.*

Kewtt
Newbreed2018
Weyrerepy
Antagonist

Are all same and 1 individual, your posts are noted.


I will continue to provide more info on cars and vehicles even if I have to step on toes.

The car sale market is too large to be in competition with any one, still waiting for a client to say I sold him or her a defective vehicle.

As per the timing of this thread, it cannot come at a better time when people are make decisions about cheap deals from a particular region, they will now ask the right questions and request proper feedback, the disadvantage of buying a car from a different country is that when it lands it cannot be returned if you are dissatisfied with what you see.

Someone said there are rusted cars from USA and Europe, yes there are, any region with a lot of snow and salt will have same results.


Because of client confidentiality *I will be unable to post the pics of some cars of clients that are from icy regions* , but what I can tell you is it is more expensive to repair when repairs are needed, jobs that should take 15mins would take the entire day to cut out parts.

I have sent this thread to most of them to share their experiences.

I am sure many of you did not know there where vehicles that are not prone to rusting, well that's the beauty of research and that's why we should take out a little time to research before investing .

I am glad the thread is trending and getting the required views.


The onus now lies on the seller to say this vehicle is from Canada/America/Europe and it is rust free or semi rusted and show proof.

Let us argue technically and not with insults if my view is different from yours, backup your claim with technical data and not emotions. At the end of the day like Somone pointed our some of these cars will find their way to my workshop and I might just be unable to fix them.


The thread continues with more aspects of dealing with rust AFTER Purchase .

This sounds quite educating. However I have a few observations .

I have followed the other Canada car seller thread and as well as this particular thread. Someone mentioned you for the first time on the thread, those defending the Canada guy mentioned that "the bad guys" are already calling their "god".

Your first comment on that thread was disputing that you are not a "god" and that you are going to make a car request from the op just to see how things turn out. Then your next comment was to quote one of the posted cars, I think a Toyota Camry, asking if it is still available. This happened about two weeks or three ago

My question is, are you aware of all the things you posted about cars from icy region, the several cheap Canadian cars you claimed you saw, the tar covered cars you mention in this post and still said you wanted to make a car request from the Canada guy to see how things go in your first or second post in that thread?