Witchcraft is when u are in class and your manhood decide to erect for no reason. . Then the teacher points at you to go and rub the chalkboard......� � �

Benita27:
On the contrary, it's said that a friend's loyalty is known when the chips are down. Those who made this quote were not drunk and it has been proven to be true 'cause wealth attracts sycophants. The married great men of this world met their women when they had nothing 'cause that's when you test a man's loyalty. Wonder why Mark Zuckerberg ended up with an average looking Asian instead of the beauties of America?, it's 'cause she was with him when he was nothing.

You said it's easier to pick your kind of woman when you have wealth. Sorry, it's a herculean task to pick your kind of woman when you have money. A wealthy man is full of insecurities.

You wouldn't marry a lady you're not sure whether she loves you or not, realistically speaking.

True talk sir

Amen

Medical fact: A new longest muscle in the body has just been discovered, it is called palpebral anal muscle connecting the upper eye lid to the anus, that is the reason why when you wink an eye the anus opens.
I bet you are now busy winking your eyes... happy blinking.=d =d

Thunder fire poverty

07032270302 thanks boss

Orijin101:
stop forming hard to get
Yea. . . Brother Uche alaba, woo you today, you no gree, Brother Taju vulcanizer woo you tomorrow, you no gree, Brother Mustapha suya seller toast you next tomorrow, you no gree, you don't know you are gettin older day by day! later in future, you will start begging God to give you any man to marry. . . OYO lowa!

let her keep playing hard to get till her parent put her name on OLX , KONGA, JUMIA or AMAZON

What if Jega releases the final result on the 1st of
April and declares Jonathan as winner and after
some minutes he says it is APRIL FOOL,
Lol........

And these

Here are mine

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVvMo_q8CQ8

Hmmmmm.... Very Interesting and Educative, Nigeria is still far from all those factors used to select the airports, like, weather, short runway, angle of landing, wind, terrain, mountain, nearness to beach etc.

Waooooh! This beautiful, what a nice profession, keen to fly Boeing 787 dreamliner and Airbus A350 XWL soon

Hmmmm! After much searching on net.
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I've checked mine and wasn't selected, better offer to come in Jiffy

hahahahahahahahahah! People don't want to enter live casket, nobody wants to die young ooooo, we go enter Moulue go PH, thank you. you fit change your name to NADA no be DANA

That reminds me of Afri-Cola too, you remember that?

mannet:

@Raiders,though everyone is entitled to their opinion but no matter what u think or feel about America and the people trying to migrate to America, i can still give u good proves that America is far better than Nigeria,in fact it's incomparable becos the difference is like heaven to earth.

1. America's population is larger than Nigeria's population yet,it can manage her citizens and resources very well,if 9% of Americans are jobless then tell me the percentage of Nigerians that are jobless and you can't even compare the figures because despite our small population compare to America,we still have higher unemployment rate.and mind u those unemployed in America are on social welfare,but i could remember that Senator David Mark opposed paying unemployed graduates in Nigeria N20,000/monthly
2. National security of citizens is top priority of government in America and crimes/corruption is far less compared to Nigeria.
3. Yes people live on food stamp in America and yet they still survive are not hungry,unlike Nigeria where we have families that are not sure of the next meal.
4. If you are ready to work hard and be innovative in America u will definitely reap the reward,but in Nigeria u are not guaranteed of the reward for Hard work.
5. 70% of those rich Nigerians u are talking about got their wealth through corrupt means,an average business man has the potential of been corrupt and most big business and corporations owned by Nigerians strives and survive on corruption.e.g Dangote,Otedola,Adenuga e.t.c.
6. America is trying to make sure you are not too rich and you are not too poor(sustaining the middle class),but in Nigeria its either u are rich or poor.
7. There's no BokoHaram in America,to a large extent there's security of lives and properties.
8. The American government listens to the opinions of her citizens but Nigerian government does the opposite.
9. You can't buy the judges in America but you can buy even the Chief Justice in Nigeria.
10.No pot holes on American roads,No plane crash every 6 months
11.No power failure,power supply is 247 in America.
12.Road accidents and tanker explosion due to bad road and illiterate drivers are very minute in America compare to Nigeria.
13. No amnesty for terrorist in America,But we have Amnesty for terrorists in Nigeria.
14. Government are quick to making laws that will benefit the citizenry in America but Nigeria government are slow to implement even the smallest project,but in a hurry to implement their own personal budgets/allowances and salaries.
Finally my advise to you is to let people be,those that want to go and seek better life in America should go and if you want to remain here in Nigeria,that is your choice.Dollar does not grow on trees in America,or does it fill the streets in America.
As far as am concerned we all have different destinies,So many hardworking Nigerian in America are not necessarily rich but are living a very good life(middle class life) compared to when they were living in Nigeria.

Hmmm! Na real true talk oooo, case dismissed.

Hmmmm! I've being following this thread since the beginning of it. God is so Faithful and Merciful, i give God all the glory.

We can do all things through Christ that Strengthen us.

Christ in Us, the Hope of Glory.

Dear 2013 Selectee,

It's now time to please remember 2014 Nairalanders in your prayer. God that did yours is still able, we believe, thanks and Jah bless.

Hmmmmmm! US of A

The God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob that did it for the 2013 winners will surly do ours in Jesus Name, if you believe you will say big Amen. if you can go through the 2013 winners thread, you will see that the Lord is Faithful on us the Nairalanders, Visa Testimonies here and there.

Please one house. is there hope for people that don't have relatives or friends in U.S to secure there visa. i mean will the CO grant them Visa??

Good people, how many month left now?

When we Lift HIM up, HE will lift us up, when we run to HIM, HE will run to us, when we ask HIM, HE will answer us.

whitebrown: Hi all it has been a while, I would like to say thank you for all your replies, especially taking your precious time advising. My sister inlaw & her kids got their passport today
After the drama with name changes, passport e.t.c, last time I posted she had to take pictures as proof that they were her kids & voila all is well.


@temmytanny, thanks my broda for your comforting words always & to all waiting for 2013 dv result, It is well in Jesus name



Ciaooo

God is Wonderful and Mighty, He can do all things that seems impossible withing human understanding.

dridowu: Hey NLs, can we check d result may 1st by using our Phone ( opera mini or uc web ) ? GOD DO WONDERS FOR WE ALL.

Amen sir, you can use any internet explorer 6.0 or 7.0

dridowu: Congrat 1ce more, i remeber wen my roommate in school won DV 2011, he also share is testimony with me, i saw dt joy in his face and i believe dt same joy is in ur face rit now. GOD LET ME TOO ABLE TO SHARE MY TESTIMONY.

Amen in Jesus name and me too

nifty: hello house my interview was as follows mind you there was an old woman who the co was trying to talk to that she shld sign somewhere on the form passed to her nd didn understand caue i was seated in front he made a gesture towards me tov help him make the woman understand which i did,the luckily he was th one that called my number up so i was interviewed by him

co:highest level of education
me:secondary school
co:what year did you leave sec school
me:2005
co:what are you doin at the moment
me:am studying in the university immediately i passed over my school ID,jamb admmission letter,letter of introduction from my school
co:what course did you take last semester
me:real analysis
co:tell me about it
me:its not explainable i have to solve wih a pen nd paper then he passd me a pen nd paper solved an equation nd that was it
co:showing me a paper then telling me to pick my visa at the adress 0on it nd he congratulated me
me:thank you

Glory be to God for His Favour and Kindness on you brother, Congratulations!

God has been helping us in this thread and He is always faithful on us.

Ask and it shall be given unto us,
Seek and we shall findeth,
So DV2013 Lottery applicants, let knock because it shall be opened to us.
If you believe say a big AMEN.