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NLCreator:
https://gazettengr.com/kano-apc-influencer-in-police-net-for-bludgeoning-colleague-to-death-with-pestle-to-hush-n3-million-job-racket/

So what is there? Is that not a call for celebration...? When you kill someone, shouldn't you celebrates it...?

Kingjbase:
Stop smoking that thing you are smoking

Then I would smokes your kins and next of kins... Are you a king? You think you are a king...? I would smokes that thing called king, when I am done smoking his kins&next of kins... You better stop pinging, else I would leave the kins and smokes king skin&it won't be ringing when I am smoking king, kins and next of kins... I would skin&smokes kins&next of kins, before I smokes the king or kings... Ask onu king...or you can asks onu king... Now, if you have twin or if you have born twin; it is my win or it would be my win, I would intertwined your twin(s), & they won't be able to say win bwin or win I am bwin or I am bwin I wants to win... You can ask charles darwin that who later wins or won...or about who later won...

Unclebayo:
Chairman abeg wetin you talk?

I beg ask tiktok or ask from tiktok, right now I can't talk and you would think that I am on tiktok...

Unclebayo:
you're asking people living in iragbiji and ogbomosho if they've noticed toxic community in UK... Kontinew playing

Me that I have noticed how people in iragbiji...&ogbomosho are toxic, I would continues to makes them sick-even if dia name is isaac...They don't gives me "sic"&can't makes me "sick"...I would rathers makes them sick in ogbomosho&iragbiji... In ogbomosho&iragbiji, e get anywhere where dem no dey Bleep or suck dick...?I would make dem sick&it would clicks...I don sent stick 2 go 2 right click, I said 2 stick;go...&kick them at right click...Let them fall sick...All those chics&side chics or like side chics...Dey are barbaric...U beta don't clicks let alone clicks on my clicks or on my right clicks, if u don't wants 2 sick/fall sicks...U are using my cheeks&u are not my chics or side chics, so its my time/high time I makes u sick as u clicks or if u clicks...Since u don't take ur time, I won't waste MY TIME;afterall u don't gives me "sic" let alone...

EmmyMaestro:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjOPgxu_Qvc?si=JTWA9cmpiGFGF5g2



https://punchng.com/how-i-killed-my-sugar-mummy-over-n100000-suspect/

Bad boy...

Islie:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/father-of-12-found-dead-inside-brothel-in-bayelsa/

Omo weldone, greets those bastards&retards dads in hell fire...

Emmanuel30a:
Weldone, e don done... Our food don done, naso our food go dey done-even in london... We no wan hear say me I be don or me I be don of london/in london... London, e never done...? Who is armegeddon in front of london&her don or&its don, or who is/who are d don of london; in front of armageddon...? London weldone, welcome to armageddon... Sebi u bin dey claims sey u be don of london or don in london? Now dat we are done in london/with london, it remains armageddon... When we are done with london or in london, it would remain armageddon...

London! My food never done? You are looking for armageddon in london? London, when would my food be done...? In london, when would you tells me weldone your food is done?

NairaOcean:
In a disturbing event, a group of unidentified youths took advantage of a burning truck loaded with cement in Benue State. Eyewitnesses reported that the truck caught fire under mysterious circumstances, sending plumes of smoke into the air.

However, amidst the chaos and confusion, a group of young individuals seized the opportunity to pilfer bags of cement from the burning vehicle.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75YTrLz13Nw

Weldone, e don done... Our food don done, naso our food go dey done-even in london... We no wan hear say me I be don or me I be don of london/in london... London, e never done...? Who is armegeddon in front of london&her don or&its don, or who is/who are d don of london; in front of armageddon...? London weldone, welcome to armageddon... Sebi u bin dey claims sey u be don of london or don in london? Now dat we are done in london/with london, it remains armageddon... When we are done with london or in london, it would remain armageddon...

Dcass:
LIFE:

Horrible things has happened to me things I won't be able to say before I drown in my own tears and sorrows.


DEEPEST PAIN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE:



I lost my only kid recently after everything I decided to leave everything for God. But its a wound to me.


WICKEDNESS:


But how can human be so weaked and heartless like this how can someone steal my phone especially this time that I am battling with depression due to the lost of my baby?


MEMORISES+:


They know my conditions but why?
My phone is the only companion now especially the pictures and the videos of my child.
Also music and motivational speeches.
You can related to the memories.

CONCLUSIONS:


But any disappointment from God is a blessing.
How is 2024 for you?

Owo ti ba, owo wa ti ba o... Ooni pe mase aisan iba... Ayaba, oku amojuba aisan iba o... Aisan iba tiwo calabar, otiwo addis ababa... Ooya ma gbo adewale ayuba, ayaba elese palaba; ese palaba re yoo gun opalamba.

UDOKABESTLUV:
Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/5/gunmen-kill-ebonyi-monarch-2.html

Omo, that's a result of drinking cognac to knack or using cognac to knack/singing I wan knack after drinking cognac...Those blacks or those blacks jacks deserves 2b hacked&smacked, they wants me to lack...I would hacks&hijacks every blacks/every blacks jacks that wants me to lack... Even if that black jack is called ballack or bearing ballack/micheal ballack...If u like slacks, they would soon enters barracks/army barracks&tarmac,etc; to hacks&hijacks those who wants me to lack...The way they hacked or killed tupac...They would hacks/kill tupac(s) the way they hacked/killed jspark or they would hacks&kills jspark the way they hacked&killed tupac... So, go to park or carpark, kill mungo park&jspark... Jampack park&jspark...they wud soon jams&jampacks amtrak...U can slacks or fight back...But, I wud never lack-because giver neva lacks...I gives, I want to receives 4rm eve&steve...

I know why you would all die now...

Fareke:
https://leadership.ng/police-arrest-man-for-alleged-theft-of-worshippers-7-phones/

The guy is on point, he knows how to pinpoint... He wants to watch... I congratulates the boy...

A good news, another good news...which would soon happens to marco reus and david luiz...

[quote author= post=129805950]Bandits have killed a pastor of the Evangelical Church Winning All (ECWA) Peter Emmanuel in Kwassam community in Kaura Local Government Area of Kaduna State.

It was gathered that pastor Emmanuel was shot dead inside the church on Friday, May 3, 2024.

He will be laid to rest on Tuesday, May 7 in Upah Gure district.

Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/5/bandits-kill-pastor-in-kaduna-2.html[/quote]A particularly good news!

[quote author= post=129798119]Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/5/nigerian-lady-dies-after-friends-allegedly-pushed-her-into-pot-of-boiling-fresh-pepper-and-tomatoes-graphic-photo.html[/quote]Omo, won ti bo idi somebody...

WriterNig:
https://taskandpurpose.com/uploads/2021/07/15/6298760-copy.jpg



Miami Herald ||US Navy Times

Yes, florida! And it would soon happens to rida or either rida... It would soon happens to rida in florida... LordReed da, are you in florida...? Okada riders and rida riders, etc; would begins to fapada feseda in florida... Kilefe so ara yinda eyin ara florida...? Gbogbo apa yin ati ese yin loma da ni florida, OLORUN KIISE ORE YIN; eyin ara florida; oma bere sini reyin eyin ara florida, e o sini leda fe eyin; debipe e o fo eyin... Kiniun seyin, eyin ara florida...?

[quote author= post=129758839]Source: https://punchng.com/24-year-old-woman-paraded-for-killing-year-old-son/[/quote]Instead of you to eat him, you carry am throw away? That one no be waste? Next time, hit and eat him... It's bullshit that you don't eat him... Hit him, knit him and eat him... That one no be him, na him him... Thats what happens, when you are the one that only reads the hymn...or the hymns that has rhythms... You won't know the difference between him and minim, nim&minim

Newlymarried:
https://dailytrust.com/2-students-feared-dead-as-boat-capsizes-in-kano/

Symphatizers should be used as hypertizer..., since they can't be used as fertilizer...Symphatizers like ebenezers..., are what we used as hypertizer at tantalizer... If you have watched the movie equalizer..., you would knows that tantalizer uses ebenezers as hypertizer...Tantalizer are using ebenezers as appertizer... Omo, appertizer...

odinaccess:
The vexenation make me comment again, to beat pregnant woman wey commit no be crime , no just touch the belle beat her ass blue black.

U just dey speak english anyhow... Yeye english...

dominique:
Why did wizkid have to resurrect this rivalry? Totally unnecessary. They're both in their 30s, they should be focusing on their careers and families not childish rivalry

What is ur name?

voiceoftheupcom:
A missing 400-level University of Abuja student was discovered dead



https://eyesoflagos.com/2024/04/29/a-missing-400-level-university-of-abuja-student-was-discovered-dead/

Missing but dead, we would soon needs the head... I told you to this end, ahmed and mohammed, give me bread-since you don't gives me money to buy bread... You don't gives me money to buy bread and you don't give money to buy bed... Now, you would be talking about ced; when ced is dead, who would be your head...? What and who is in the head of ced?, until ced is dead is dead or becomes dead; nobody would gives me bread or buy me a shed...? I don't wants to talk about thread, but ahmed and thread are using my head... Who don't know z&who don't knows ahmed? No be who don't knows a to z...? Now, where is z in a to z...? Where is the end of z in a to z...?

Testiebobo:
What can i do for my close friend who have being scratching his underneath for weeks.

A pharmacist prescribed an antibiotics for him but still itchy. He described his discomfort from coming up inside his body. #Lil will sometimes grab his joystick and rub it hard until it becomes pink# he told me.

I asked him when last did he Bleep and he said last year. I dont know how to help him again o. And i cant watch him crying from discomfort. What medications should i get for him?

Cut ur head and leg for him and with him... Then be singing do as I do... As u dey cut for him&with him, be telling him to do as you do...It doesn't matters if your name is nim or minim... But, I would soon breaks ur sim; Mr Sim and mr akeem...Mr akeem would becomes kim or mr kim...We don't now wants mr joachim...Mr Sim would become slim...Mr Sim would becomes too slim, a slim or a slim sim lim... I THE LORD WOULD DO IT IN IT TIME...

Rapmoney:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNAb21MJmg

What sort of culture is this? What sort of culture would warrant this type of cruelty to a fellow human?

See the moment masquerades observing a traditional event flogged a Nigerian nurse mercilessly until she fell into a gutter.


Source: WarriParrot

She no die? Omo you no try, if she don't die...

EreluRoz:
Mtcheww Sodom and Gomorrah office.

If you know you still want to have fun please stay out of marriage.

Insane...

AbuTwins:
Ignorant language e.g. Gone too soon!

No be thirty three Una Jesus die?

Na who send am to die?

Prophetess

If you know the cause of her death you'll be bewildered!

Your head dey there!

FatherOfJesus:
Islam, that religion is so shitty and I can't imagine that people practice it.

Christianity has its shitty parts, but they are still more liberal. Christianity is not as violent( at least modern Christianity) as Islam.
Give Islam a chance, it will totally subjugate you and kill you if you resist.

Islam is the shittiest religion ever, sincerely

FatherofJesus buy me lexus and don't be anxious...

Emmanuel30a:
Omo, my dear no dey hear... Those who no get ear no dey hear, those who no dey hear; because dey no get ear, no be my dear... My dear, when wud u knows dat seer is different from overseer?My dear, u no dey fear?As u no dey hear&bin dey do like sum1 who no get ear...Naso I go dey tear u from d rear...U eye

Go soon clear...Leah, ur eye go soon clear, u dey take beer; u no gives me money wey I go take buy deer?&you won dey calls me dear...? U go dey see me here&there... U no dey hear...? Here and there, I go dey tear ur ears from the rear...

GistMedia0:
Here are the photos of Decimated Niger Prison where 118 Inmates Escaped

https://www.nairaland.com/8072577/over-100-inmates-escape-rain

A heavy rainstorm at the Medium Security Custodial Centre in Suleja, Niger State, led to significant damage to the facility and enabled 118 inmates to escape on Wednesday night. The Federal Capital Territory Command of the Nigerian Correctional Service confirmed the incident, attributing the escape to the damage caused by the storm, which included a breach in the perimeter fence. Ten of the escaped inmates have been recaptured through collaboration with security agencies, while efforts to find the others are ongoing.

Omo, my dear no dey hear... Those who no get ear no dey hear, those who no dey hear; because dey no get ear, no be my dear... My dear, when wud u knows dat seer is different from overseer?My dear, u no dey fear?As u no dey hear&bin dey do like sum1 who no get ear...Naso I go dey tear u from d rear...U eye

Omo, I still dey smoke my cigarettes; you would regrets that you are making to smokes cigarette... I would removes your berets in ludogret... You would regrets in ludogret... I would removes your bets, belts and berets, etc; where you are playing naijabet and nairabet... You go soon collects wotowoto in sokoto, odokoto and toronto...,etc

Emmanuel30a:
Innoson&cousins would soon be imprisoned, even jordan henderson or anderson... I knows the sins of innoson, jordan henderson or anderson&sons, etc... It's a sin receiving our blessings without giving us cuisine, &buying us limousine... It's a sin...We would imprisoned all those who receives our blessings without given us limousine&cuisine...U thinks u can receives our blessing with boxing...? We knows the sins of those who are fighting boxing, now when we says boxing is a sin; u would be hissing...? Since u av been fighting boxing, did u gives me limousine? Not even cuisine! Now, when u eats my cuisine without buying me limousine, won't u be fighting boxing...? Now, when u fight boxing&win limousine; shouldn't u buys me cuisine...? U don't know we can poison limousine...or puts u inside limousine that has been poisoned...,& asks u 2b fighting boxing? We can asked u fight boxing in a limousine... We can

poison cuisine&gives it 2...are fighting boxing, since....

Emmanuel30a:
U can't receives our blessing with sin...&without giv us cu

Innoson&cousins would soon be imprisoned, even jordan henderson or anderson... I knows the sins of innoson, jordan henderson or anderson&sons, etc... It's a sin receiving our blessings without giving us cuisine, &buying us limousine... It's a sin...We would imprisoned all those who receives our blessings without given us limousine&cuisine...U thinks u can receives our blessing with boxing...? We knows the sins of those who are fighting boxing, now when we says boxing is a sin; u would be hissing...? Since u av been fighting boxing, did u gives me limousine? Not even cuisine! Now, when u eats my cuisine without buying me limousine, won't u be fighting boxing...? Now, when u fight boxing&win limousine; shouldn't u buys me cuisine...? U don't know we can poison limousine...or puts u inside limousine that has been poisoned...,& asks u 2b fighting boxing? We can asked u fight boxing in a limousine... We can

Emmanuel30a:
&still be kissing...U thinks u can receives our blessing with sin or with kissing/during kissing...? Those who av received our blessing&are still in sin/with sin of kissing, would soon be missing...U would soon learns ur lesson aunty blessing or oh/all ye aunty blessing, even if u are a cousin of or a cousin 2 innoson, dat is driving limousine...Wia is our cuisine...?U are receiving our blessing without giving us limousine&cuisine...? Now, when dey assassin innoson or d cousin of innoson; won't it be a blessing...? Since innoson has been producing limousine or driving "innoson limousine", he hasn't gives us cuisine...U don't gives us cuisine&u don't gives us ur cousin, don't u know it is a sin?And u are receiving our blessing...?We would assassin innoson&his cousin...his cousins would go missing...U wants us 2 pour kerosene on innoson or on innoson limousine&his cousins...? U would tells us it's a sin?

U can't receives our blessing with sin...&without giv us cu