₦airaland Forum

Morbeta11:
https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2024/04/16/bobrisky-portable-seeks-efccs-forgiveness-for-spraying-money/

We are waiting for cubana chief interrogation which should leads to provocation&incarceration... E bin dey talk say e be devil re-incarnation, NOT KNOWING THAT; GOD&THE LORD JESUS CHRIST ARE THE HEAD OF ALL NATION...RELATION&CORRELATION... Cubana chief priest once said that, earth is his paradise... In ur paradise, u should be able to arise without demise...even if u are a mice... U won't needs anyone advice in ur paradise when u arise&before u arise , in ur paradise-you won't be eating rice with beatrice...you won't have thrice beatrice or eats beatrice&rice twice let alone thrice...In ur paradise, u shouldn't needs&wouldn't needs sunrise...and there won't be demise... Earth is nobodys paradise..., else u would see ice&liteice/liteace calling beatrice... Even rice would ask for mice, or ask that it/he wants to eat mice with spice or spices...So arise or arises...

naptu2:
Nigeria Police Force @PoliceNG

Omo, u do well... Eat well or eat better, you won't jumps inside a well and be calling yourself "macdowell"... E better wey u kidnap your papa wey get money, so you can make money... Na just action and reaction...

4reala:
Are you normal? Someone is grieving, you are here ranting gibberish. Grow up

This one wan die...? You wanna try or you wanna dare to die...? Dare to die...lay like crocodile...

Rajahbite:
I don't know what exactly you are ranting about. Here I am grieving the loss of my wife at a tender age yet you are there making mockery of me. I pray that this may never befall you.

Stop praying... No dey pray for nobody... I won't marry someone that would soon die... Is ur wife beautiful, cos some people are corpse sucker and corpse fucker... If you likes go and call the cops, they would suck and Bleep your wifes corpse... I for sees her before she dies, to know if she is beautiful... U no go fit release am now... But we fit seize wetin we no sees..

I am not getting what all of you are saying, so it's better that I have forgotten... I may have forgotten, yes; I am forgetting...

You would sees more lots, like the wife of Lot; even if your name is Lancelot... Go and do harlot... Go and join harlots..., if you are seeing a lot... A lot is a lot, but their would be more lots and it would be so hot...

Aurelius1:
Is this what you can say to somebody whose mother is missing? Karma is a ruthless bitch. Don't pray to ever experience what the op is passing through.

You are inexperienced, did you wants to follow suit... Afterall, he is your fellow... She is as yellow as colour yellow... So, I don't say hello to those who are yellow... Yellow in complexion... Expression and inexpression...

Jewessgratitud3:
Smh.. many need help but they don't know. Chai!

Help from what?

Rajahbite:
Here I am struggling to get admission into the university for my daughter. She will be writing JAMB on Monday next week but her mom died last Saturday. What a life ?

What a sweet life! No more sexual life and marital life...

tuoyoojo:
If I credit ur aza, na syrup u go buy and I nor go epp ur ministry .na better food u need. Which town u dey, make I arrange make u get some noursh with my plug for u

I no go use money by syrup... Credit my aza... By the way, I am in ogbo town now... Where I am managing as ceo or as their ceo... I would do something for all those vio/VIO... I am THE CEO OF OGBO, I DON'T NEED VIO...U can check my bio...

tuoyoojo:
Emma u be craze man I swear

E be like say u just smoke that thing again abi

U no fit wire me something? Now you would say I dey make such "frivolous comment", because I never chop... Na to continue my smoke and codine remain be dat, make someone no disturb when I dey take or smoke my codine... U no fit wire me sumtin? "I don't no odin", but I know codine... So, I would take codine with sardine; if you no gives me money to eat or chop... But it would leads to your coffin...

tuoyoojo:
Na Bush u don enter Emma.
Na rope them go use tie u as ur craze don ripe

Emma ur brain don fry. dey avoid any cough syrup

As u dey form hard man see as ur brain don dey misfire.

Try to dey drink water so that the water for ur brain nor dey leak Emma.

Give or wire me some money make I take chop... 8145896382 palmpay... Thanks...

tuoyoojo:
Emma

This na the problem wen u go smoke something when pass ur small brain esp on empty belle

Try dey chop before you type

Werey leleyi o... Ori re ti daru... Se oti je tuwo iya ojo?

tuoyoojo:
Emma, wetin u type up there make sense to you ni.

Bros, i use anything when u dey serve take beg u. That thing when u dey smoke or drink, make u free am o.....e be like say e don cause your cerebrospinal fluid to dey leak.

So you nor fit make sense like normal human being

Ori eleyi tiburu, koda orire ti daru...

tuoyoojo:
Once again, I ask what have u contributed to society thru your life. Who would miss you when u finally leave the earth.

Abi na this 30k work u wan do from now till u die.

Pastor Paul is a doctor and a pastor making waves and touching lives

You wen nor dey pay tithes and give offerings how is ur life better

I ask you again what have u achieved with ur life. Asides occupying space and being used to as an attack dog....wetin be ur use

Touching lifes? Which lifes? Sexual lifes or marital&extramarital lifes? Is he living a terrestial life or extra terrestial life...? He is living extra-marital life... Maybe he is a celestial life, that is playing high life...? Is he the one telling you to get a wife or becomes a wife? Get a wife or becomes a wife or get a life...? Which one? Would you get a life and ETERNAL LIFE OR IN ETERNAL LIFE and get a GOOD LIFE, or you would get a wife&becomes a wife...?

OLAADEGBU:
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https://www.facebook.com/share/p/DR2bxBj7JHuchA4y/?mibextid=oFDknk

Drama and melodrama... There is karma for who no be alikama...

Freshtruth:
I am the Manager of a Hotel. There is this waitress that is also working at the hotel, very respectful and loyal. All the workers in the hotel respect me to the bone.

Until the same waitress keep hailing me when ever she come to my office she will say may may u are a very handsome guy o. During my off day I called her to a bar in my area cause that was her off day too. I bought her barbeque and holandia yourgut. We lodge an hotel room and she satisfy me well.

The next morning I told her we won't do this again that is wrong because am a married man she said no problem, since then this girl has been disrespecting me, she embarrass me in front of the supervisors. My supervisor got angry and told me to sack her or report her to the owner of the hotel. I told them I will handle the issue.

Pls advise me what to do pls.

Werey,...

MrCover:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2024/04/15/woman-trying-to-conceive-for-8-years-loses-pregnancy-after-attack-by-one-chance-robber/

They should use her for ritual... Did they use her for ritual and spiritual...? It's only eve that has been used for ritual in the spiritual, that would conceives...or wants to conceives...

Botragelad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1tzMcpuWYM?si=GCQ4LphPTBBnB-eH



Source;
https://www.i24news.tv/en/news/international/asia-pacific/artc-preacher-stabbed-while-delivering-sermon-in-sydney-church

Shouldn't they also burn the church...? A church where people were stabbed should be burnt alongside their tabs...

GreatGod007:
Not what u think my brother. Being lazy is out of this. Moreover i never beg for money. Well, Nysc took me to maiduguri, got married and never came back to lagos. I was born and bred in lagos. I school in lagos.
Even when maiduguri was in total collapsed i was there trying to make earns meet. My wife and kids stay in the other state several uears
while i shuttle off and on to put food on their table. Check my status have never begged anybody on this platform. Just unfortunate, the program clash when my hands are tight.
The present economy situation is not friendly with me but i give God the glory. Its well by His grace. If you think my actions are wrong. You can help me with a job offer. I desperately in need of a Job that will take me out of that terrain. Thanks

If I were you, I would kill those family... Kill those families... I mean your family or your families...

Divoc19:
May we not see evil or cross path with evil as we seek our daily bread.
My fellow female colleague told me that "She is evil and she will give me pains".
The only mistakes I do occasionally that I am aware of is typo. Because am a typist and editor.
I have never had any issue with her on the job from what I know.
She reported a mistake another colleague of ours made few minutes later.
Claiming I made that mistake.
Well, I have prove to show I didn't type that document scheduled to be submitted outside our office.
And every morning she dey on Youtube prayers very loud on her phone

NB: I wonder why Nigerian work environment is normally hostile. How productive can we...

You yourself is evil, u are looking like devil...

Omo, you have said nothing o... You have just said nonsense tiko ni meaning...

[quote author= post=129450494]Source: https://leadership.ng/fire-destroys-shops-at-yola-market-in-adamawa/[/quote]I heaps more fire from hell fire to destroys shops...&to destroys roys like destroying toys...

alphonsojaybaz:
Lagos Govt. seeks help finding woman assaulting baby in viral video



https://eyesoflagos.com/2024/04/15/lagos-govt-seeks-help-finding-woman-assaulting-baby-in-viral-video/

We would rusticate lagos government... They don't knows that life has duplicate? Wetin concern lagos government with the child they are beating? If sanwo olu is feeling the heat, he should beat his own child too... Pikin wey u beat and the one wey u no beat, go later beat u someday or one day...

Raylight2:
poetry.

Werey, oju re maa ri...

tfelicityk:
The FRSC, NDLEA, NURTW and other transportation bodies need to carry out sensitisation program and teach this commercial drivers on safety management and drug abuse.

Some of this commercial drivers are pig-headed. The moment you are correct then to take caution. They start abusing you and some fellow passengers will be supporting them. Some will ginger then to continue with the reckless driving.

The above mentioned agency can do 10 minutes program on the radio across the to enlighten them more.

May God continue to protect us from any danger and evil ahead of us.

Mumu!

Raylight2:
If I get into car manufacturing, I'll like to manufacture cars that won't be compressed on high impact. I have it all figured out in my mind. I understand manufacturers would run out of business if they produce such cars but I also think saving lives should be a greater priority than making money.

Mad! Madman wants to save lifes... Let him start with his wife...or start with his life... Save your life or the life of your wife... You think your wife has five lifes...? You have been drinking a lot of 5alive(maybe you are adding palm wine), so you would think you can save lifes... When you have had a wife or doing marital life and sexual lifes, you would think you can save lifes... Plus, you have been drinking a lot of 5alive and palm wine... Bro, get a life... You can't even save your wife lifes... Who would save you from your wife or save your life from your wife...? You think u can wife five or save five...? Wife five or save five lives?...

leksymaxy:
I don't know that you know opabode too, I was surprised to see opabode, because sabo is very far to erelu now, so is there no better private hospital before erelu ni, anyways speedy recovery to the survivor.

There would be no survivor, even if his name is surveyor or even if he is a surveyor... In oyo, there would be no survivor... This is time to devour... This is my time to devour... I would devour all the four until there is no survivor... For the four, there is no survivor... I won't favour any four...

[quote author= post=129447947]Source: https://leadership.ng/19-passengers-die-in-oyo-ogbomoso-expressway-crash/[/quote]Their would be no survivor!

sofeo:
May their souls rest in perfect peace.

Their soul no go rest... They don't let me rest...

[quote author= post=129449006]Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/4/drunk-driver-crushes-three-sisters-to-death-in-nasarawa-2.html[/quote]E no go better for those who died...and the driver plus the motor... Condemn everyone, condemn everywhere...