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Emmanuel30a:
Sin is kissing&kissing is sin, u can't receives blessing&

&still be kissing...U thinks u can receives our blessing with sin or with kissing/during kissing...? Those who av received our blessing&are still in sin/with sin of kissing, would soon be missing...U would soon learns ur lesson aunty blessing or oh/all ye aunty blessing, even if u are a cousin of or a cousin 2 innoson, dat is driving limousine...Wia is our cuisine...?U are receiving our blessing without giving us limousine&cuisine...? Now, when dey assassin innoson or d cousin of innoson; won't it be a blessing...? Since innoson has been producing limousine or driving "innoson limousine", he hasn't gives us cuisine...U don't gives us cuisine&u don't gives us ur cousin, don't u know it is a sin?And u are receiving our blessing...?We would assassin innoson&his cousin...his cousins would go missing...U wants us 2 pour kerosene on innoson or on innoson limousine&his cousins...? U would tells us it's a sin?

Emmanuel30a:
How e take concerns us that she is missing...? Someone who have know what is "missing", would not be missing...? This one have known how to be kissing, she has known what is kissing; that is why you sees her missing... May I not be kissing someone that is missing..., may I not be missing because of kissing... When we say you should stop kissing, you would starts hissing...? You thinks you are promising or that promising...? Those who are promising or those who thinks because they are promising- they would starts kissing/would be kissing, would soon be missing... To miss is now to kiss or start kissing...? Hissing...! You are probably still kissing because you haven't gone missing... So, those who are kissing who start missing and they would start kissing(if not killing or kissing and killing...) those who are missing... You would be sneezing&freezing where&when you are kissing or wants to be kissing...

Sin is kissing&kissing is sin, u can't receives blessing&

Adammamon:
Exactly, i fear those people, am happy she’s alive. If it were to be in the region of our flat head blodas, as say na hausa girl, they would have eaten her by now. Bunches of psychotic cannibals.

Who says cannibals no good...? Don't tells that to hannibal the cannibal, and don't tells that to awon orisa baal...

[quote author= post=129589437]Please Have You Seen This Missing Female Kid[/quote]How e take concerns us that she is missing...? Someone who have know what is "missing", would not be missing...? This one have known how to be kissing, she has known what is kissing; that is why you sees her missing... May I not be kissing someone that is missing..., may I not be missing because of kissing... When we say you should stop kissing, you would starts hissing...? You thinks you are promising or that promising...? Those who are promising or those who thinks because they are promising- they would starts kissing/would be kissing, would soon be missing... To miss is now to kiss or start kissing...? Hissing...! You are probably still kissing because you haven't gone missing... So, those who are kissing who start missing and they would start kissing(if not killing or kissing and killing...) those who are missing... You would be sneezing&freezing where&when you are kissing or wants to be kissing...

[quote author= post=129583837]Source: https://punchng.com/five-children-die-in-abandoned-car-in-niger/[/quote]E don happen e don happen, na so e go dey happen... What has happened has happened, we are waiting for next...inside...? Who is next or what is next...? You would knows with our text and context... Next please...

Emmanuel30a:
Black shall never lack? Omo this black don lack, he is too black&u have to cracks y black dey always knack; is it because they are drinking cognac...? This is how we would hack all those blacks dat do knacks, we would hacks all those blacks dat do knack/dat are singing I wan knack after drinking cognac&eating snacks...Blacks would lacks&slacks, blacks would be hacked, it doesn't matter if they are reading The Book of Mark or our Book of Mark in THE BIBLE, We av put a mark on all blacks dat don't gives us cognac&snacks, they would be hacked... Black jack never lacks?What a black jack!Black dat is doing like jack..., black dat is doing carjack or car hijacks?Whichever black, black dat doesn't gives us snacks&cognac; is d one we would smacked&hacked...We have put our marks on all blacks/black jacks, dat doesn't gives us snacks&cognacs; dey would be hacked&smacked.

It is now written in OUR BOOK OF Mark that, all black or all black jacks dat...would be hacked...WWBRB.

BadNews:
Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/three-die-searching-for-cellphone-in-pit-toilet/%3famp

Black shall never lack? Omo this black don lack, he is too black&u have to cracks y black dey always knack; is it because they are drinking cognac...? This is how we would hack all those blacks dat do knacks, we would hacks all those blacks dat do knack/dat are singing I wan knack after drinking cognac&eating snacks...Blacks would lacks&slacks, blacks would be hacked, it doesn't matter if they are reading The Book of Mark or OUR Book of Mark in THE BIBLE, We av put a mark on all blacks dat don't gives us cognac&snacks, they would be hacked... Black jack never lacks?What a black jack!Black dat is doing like jack..., black dat is doing carjack or car hijacks? Whichever black, black dat doesn't gives us snacks&cognac; is d one we would smacked&hacked...We have put our marks on all blacks/black jacks, dat doesn't gives us snacks&cognacs; dey would be hacked&smacked.

purples25:
Who knows? All I know about him is that in my opinion, he is an asshole.

But I don't kinda like your asshole, I won't you asks to hold a pole... I know what's inside a pole and what is inside your asshole...or a asshole... What is inside the asshole of a whole mole...? You are a mole! Mole can hold a pole, but not I drills her asshole; probably to whips or make her asshole whole... I would send some moles to joe cole, ashley cole and wandy coal... Even "mandy cole or mandy charcoal"...

purples25:
People are suffering.

I just. Wish. Nigerians. Weren't. Wicked. And. Insensitive.

The other day someone dissed all parents complaining about the stress of handling their kids on another thread. A wicked person that wants people to keep lying and smiling and forming strong all the time. Until they burst in frustration. Nobody can tell me anything, for me that guy is a devil.

Which guy? My guy or my kind of guy...?

[quote author= post=129565169]Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/49-year-old-woman-allegedly-hangs-self-in-ogun/%3famp[/quote]When you meets someone who is not your gang, this is how you would hangs or continues to hangs yourself... WE THAT IS NOT GANG tells you not bang, you says what we do is clang... Now, one lang that said our slang is clang has gone to or went to hang herself... Did she hide herself...?, why didn't she poison herself now...? Until you sees for yourself, you won't knows that you are deceiving yourself... Our slang is not clanging...and we are not changing...or changing it... Those who says we are clanging, are those who we are hanging...and "banging"? Of course, you are doing your banging&"clanging" by hanging; so you would be receiving death by hanging...

Emmanuel30a:
Well, whether horrendous blood-letting or blood shedding; it's what we need in dis setting or with this setting... Horrendous blood-letting, isn't anything;it is just like playing football betting...With dis horrendous blood-letting, we would be playing betting...Horrendous blood-letting, isn't anything 2 those of "us" playing betting or football b...We are busy playing football betting, these ones are saying...dia is horrendous blood-letting...Does horrendous blood-letting means football betting...?Maybe horrendous blood-letting means anything...,like shooting?Horrendous blood-letting, hasn't mean horrendous football betting; so 2 us, u are not saying anything...Since we have been playing football betting or betting& anything betting, our brain isn't melting...;how did u expect us 2 knows football shooting, when it hasn't occurs to us; wia we are playing football betting?

We nid beatings wia we are playing football betting...Such is our setting,brain isn't...

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Igboho-Akintoye-write-Tinubu-demand-Yoruba-exit-from-Nigeria

Well, weda horrendous blood-letting or blood shedding; it's what we need in dis setting or with dis football setting...Horrendous blood-letting, isn't anything;it is just like playing football betting...With dis horrendous blood-letting, we would be playing betting...Horrendous blood-letting, isn't anything 2 those of "us" playing betting or football b...We are busy playing football betting, these 1s are saying...dia is horrendous blood-letting...Does horrendous blood-letting means football betting...?Maybe horrendous blood-letting means anything...,like shooting?Horrendous blood-letting, hasn't mean horrendous football betting; so 2 us, u are not saying anything...Since we av been playing football betting or betting& anything betting, our brain isn't melting...;how did u expect us 2 knows football shooting, when it hasn't occurs to us; wia we are playing football betting?

ebukajay184:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9BKadKGN9U

Scam, scam and demonstration or scam and its demonstration... These people likes scam and bokoharam... Scam would soon harms like bokoharam, scam would soon harms imam and bokoharam or imam like bokoharam; that are calling themselves mariam and mallam... Ma salam...

MrCover:
Source: https://leadership.ng/25-passengers-burnt-to-death-in-kogi-accident/

Fairly well recognised or very well recognised...? This is still fairly recognised, not a demise that is very well recognised&widely recognised... When we told you to stop antagonises and plagiarises..., without giving me rice and liteice or without giving me litehaice/liteice that is full of rice, you said WE ARE NOT the one you recognised...?; you think you are wise...?, omo-you are unwise and can never be wise... This is how you would be meeting your demise..., since you don't wants to gives me rice and or liteice/litehaice that is full of rice or with rice; beatrice would soon meet her demise... I mean, twice&thrice beatrice that are eating rice... Beatrice or twice&thrice beatrice that are eating rice, would soon meet their demise...; it doesn't matter if they are on premise... They would meet their demise b4 d sunrise...U plagiarises d person u antagonises?When would u arises...?

Jennyclay:
Happy Man

Men like this don’t have problem. They can take very good care of a woman without stress.

Not all these broke depressed evil men that blames everything on village people and government!!

Shior!!

This one would never get tired, I am sure she is not serious... She is not serious with US and not serious to US... She is having sexual intercourse or sexual intercourses, hope she won't soon enters menopause?; would she pause when she enters and "re-enters" menopause? Maybe blind center would becomes her center, when she enters menopause or maybe she would becomes a kolomental... Those kolomental full blind centers and they are dentrimental..., and "elemental"? Maybe sentimental...

[quote author=Threesha post=116989829][/quote]Ask where is humanity from vanity that is going to university or varsity... Ask from those who are living in the city and community, they have gone to university or attending one university and or varsity...

Today na today, you no go escape...

NOETHNICITY:
Islam solved this very problem
Say no to alcohol
Laslas everybody go see reason with Islamic ideology

Ode...oponu...

Honestey:
Smelly words:

"Before I went to the farm, I had taken a sachets of alcohol. It was after the incident it dawned on me my eyes cleared that I had committed a grave mistake crime."

If this murderer had succeeded, he would have just buried his mum and start selling off the farmland for sachets bottles of alcohol.
Now he has killed someone and has confessed. What did our law says about this?
Is there any competent institution with competent individuals to carry out what the law says?
Will this same man not continue to share breathable air with us?
Will he not be getting food portion prepared with tax payer money instead of rotting away 6ft under?
Will he not eventually be released?

All of that shouldn't even be questions we should be asking but Nigeria is unique and everything goes here

Did u also wants 2b killed? U are talking about those who were killed/who has been killed...? Did u not know, it is a skill 2kn h2 kill?

Kuginzi:
Shina Abubakar, Osogbo



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/04/how-i-killed-my-mother-after-taking-sachet-alcohol-suspect/

We killed her, not you... We just killed this one and we would kills another one by one and one on one...

So, are you surprised?

meobizy:
Oh. He died? So, what’s for dinner?

His flesh, it would still be fresh like that of lil kesh... What should we do to lil kesh fresh flesh? We would adds or pour morning fresh on lil kesh fresh flesh, before we would eat his flesh... Lil kesh didn't gives me money for morning fresh, he is using my money to do flesh to flesh and moving from one flesh to the other flesh... He thinks his flesh is fresh or still fresh, so he is doing flesh to flesh without giving me morning fresh or money for morning fresh... He would starts afresh, when I am done eating his flesh from flesh to flesh...

Ourtruth247:
Procurers of children

People like Lawrence King, James Alefantis and John Podesta are what I called procurers of kids. They are the ones in charge of getting and distributing kids to be physically abused, sexually abused, killed or eaten by powerful people.

This is why they are protected. This is why they never get arrested and why the media which is controlled by the same powerful men and women always supports them and discredits any information that tries to smear them.

However, one of the procurers of kids was caught red handed and the powers that be couldn't protect him because the public already had undeniable evidence. So they killed him. The name of this procurer was Jeffrey Epstein.

Did you likes human eater or human beater...? Human is bitter and they can use heater on three seater... When I am bitter, would I be a woman eater or human beater...? When I am bitter, I would asks any humans to enter&sit on a three seater with my heater...

Mo gbe ni goal goal...

Urheadmaster:

The dead have been choosing by the lord.



They are rejoicing in heaven at the moment.

Mumu man...

UDOKABESTLUV:
Source: https://saharareporters.com/2024/04/19/five-killed-others-injured-lords-chosen-church-bus-crashes-coca-cola-depot-imo

We would charge the lords chosen church to court, it is our doings and ruins... It's a win, another win FOR ME...

killsmith:
Why didn't your jesus christ or God of chosen save your chosen members from accident?
Abi na fake market you dey sell?

https://www.nairaland.com/8066686/lord-chosen-members-allegedly-involved#129524013

Killsmith, I wants to kill smith and will smith, I would use smith to kills will smith... They better don't go to a goldsmith... They would be smitten as it is written, or as it was written...

illuminutty:
This m@d man. I don't know why Nairaland no get block button.

Illuminutty, are you naughty? I can see that you are wearing mufty? Maybe you are haughty and naughty... Stop this your craft, crafty or craftiness... It is witch craft...

nospmoht:
White are not the one that introduced Jesus Christ to us. Just don't live life with knowing Jesus Christ and not just knowing him but also making him the Lord of your life. For your own good

You says or are saying what FOR CHRIST SAKE? Are you saying this for "petes sake"...?

Righteousness2:
I am not in a place to say if she is right or wrong, but what i know is that,

All that Glitter is not Gold
There is no Limit to the Extent of Evil anyone without JESUS Christ cannot Engage in.

The world is extremely Polluted
It is a grave risk to live in isolation of JESUS CHRIST.

It is a risk to live without a Genuie relationship with JESUS CHRIST.

Oga, leave risk out of this one... Tell risk to bobirisky or tell bobirisky about risk...

GodHatesBigots:
More news coming on a massive cyber attack on IRAN

Good one, missile travels has unravels...

BigBashiru:
It was toxic masculinity. Live with your shame as men.

Thank you women, thank you for that or for saying that... We would lives with our shame, that's our aim and we no dey shame... We no get shame, we no get sesame and we are not the same... So, what is their to be ashamed or to be ashamed of... Our name no be d same... We get and makes our own name, even if we don't get fame; we also are not ashamed and we are not the one to blame or the one to be blame... Don't blame us that we don't have shame, we have name and with our name; we can makes u a lame, in which you would have only yourself to blame...