₦airaland Forum

Nyascobar1414:
Your wordings breath frustration and past failed relationships..

Shiloh might be of help

Sorry comr sir, Jah no dey hear prayer of evening newspaper bcs dey hv useless their youthful and fruitful age coupled with her stature as midget

Nyascobar1414:
Madam, get a man..
Frustration is all over you..

Comr sir, u fit marry midget? If NO, that means u dun see where wahala dey

Nyascobar1414:
Vawulence everywhere..

Comr sir, na here we go scatter d place, no space for d gender that Jah regretted creating.

Maverick777:
I'd tell you again, GROW UP!
you don't have as much time as you think you do.
lastly and most importantly,.... never mind!

How could u tell a 35year old lady to grow up?
She no gree grow up wen in her 20s,na now wey menopause dey knock for door she go grow?

Zonefree:
Who the hell are you to tell a family when to sweep their house?

Help me ask that evening newspaper, that's just to tell u d type of daughters of eve we hv dis day

UyaiIncomparabl:
I guess you were there when my mother gave birth to me? Don't you have anything else to say other than this "evening newspaper thingy"?

Aunty rest, una go dey put mouth for waiting no concern una.
Don't worry in few years time, when menopause go show, na that time una no go allow us see road for shiloh
As for your age, I know u na

Nazgul:
You're clearly catching cruise here...I wouldn't want to ruin your party by engaging you, so have fun.

Nothing like cruise, na frustration dey worry am. Don't u know that once a woman dun clock 35years, she start agitating, coupled with ops midget stature

From ops statement,
1. U are from Northern part of d country that brought this calamity and also planning to bring another ancestor bcs of small token they promised u which u didn't get (Karma is doing its job on u all that brought d calamity)
2. Your mother used u against your father
3. U followed your father's footstep by bringing children that u can't Carter for
4. At age 20, u were already a father of kids (that's how raising boko Haram, UGM, Omo mi da started)
5. U supported Tinubu hoping to get ROI which u didn't get, be ready to be eating Agbado as Tinubu promised his youths.
Finally, op I think I know your other account, u hv 3 Nairaland accounts but I hv dis feelings that I know 2 accounts.
Mak una enjoy d change mantra u guys brought upon yourselves.

UyaiIncomparabl:
You should come here and let me give you a smackdown to jolt you back to reality. You have an entitlement mentality.

Lolsssss, waiting person no go see for Nairaland, so midget like u fit do smackdown?

Karleb:
No offense, you need someone to slap you back to reality.

You watch too much of Bonnie and Clyde.

tf am I reading?

Na una get time to dey reply that evening newspaper. Frustration dun finish aunty, na vexation aunty carry dey enter Nairaland, with her small body like 18year old while aunty dun clock 35 or so

Wherever papa Chinedu is, he will always be proud and happy for giving birth to confirm dimkpa and true son of d soil.
Dimkpa is an igbo name being giving to guys that does big things.
Atleast simp dun dey reduce small small bcs I know some useless guys wey no fit get mind to put an end to d rubbish relationship all in d name of love.

Shapeaso:
Hi guys! This is my first thread. So i need only sincere advice. There is this young girl in my neighborhood. She seduced me in different ocassions. I never bothered to have a rethink of her actions because i see her as a minor. One day, she boldly walked up to me and told me that she's inlove with me. I'm still confused. So house, is it normal to date her?

Guy remember garden of Eden or garden of eve. Garden of eve is still existing till morrow. Eve is still in naija women skin ohhhh.
D raw truth is that d girl dun dey chop en papa prick, but flee from that daughter of eve

annycase5:
That's your opinion and I don't give a Bleep this post is for reasonable people that can assist me.if you don't have any sensible thing to say just STFU

It's all good. Well I hv business for u, if u fit do am mention me.
Strictly for Ladies btw 25-30
If u are interested, just mention me and I will tell u more details.

doggedfighter:
Wow !

Yes wowwww!!!!!

KemeticPrince:
Hello guys!

I need an opinion on issues concerning my marriage.

I got married two years ago, although left to me i would never have gotten married but i had to as the only son of my parent.

I live separately from my wife(a house i built, while i live in a rented place) and although we live in the same state but i can't just seem to live or co-exist peacefully with any other person other than myself.

My wife has really been on my neck lately, she came to my house last week with our child and refused to go back after a week. I am tired and i just wish to be alone please.

I am not a deadbeat dad, i give her 100k every month for food and utilities.

I just want to be left alone, i don't hate her, infact i appreciate all she does but i just love doing things on my own. I'll love my family structure to be this way, i mean coming home to visit my kids(when i have more) and wife every two weeks.

U gat no problem, d mistakes u made were
1. Bowing to family pressure to get married
2. Not telling your wife your nature
3. Not differentiating btw keeping d family lineage going and companionship, bcs I think what u needed was keeping d lineage going not marriage and some people are like that including me. I don't fancy marriage at all, I prefer contract, just born and I settle u.
As it is now, u don't hv any issue at all, don't mind those telling u to seek for help.
Human beings are different

Op u are a confused fellow, all these while u never knew what u wanted.
From hookup to getting unwanted pregnant, down to taken drugs.

helinues:
Kindly help us to take care of him

30k no dey drop again, be ready to carry arms bcs bandits are closer than we imagine.

Man of God, pls save your strength. Nigerians are not ready to liberate themselves.
Let d killings continue
Let d suffer continue
Let d hardship continue
We go see who go suffer, after Mr. Peter Obi is Pandora.
I stopped discussing next year's election when Osibanjo lost d ticket. I had wanted to see debate btw Peter Obi and Osibanjo but as it is right now, na to dey gather enough money to leave dis country for una.

WHEN U MARRY DAUGHTERS OF EVE, ALWAYS EXPECT SoMEThING LIKE DIS

Op enjoy your marriage, when I tell u guys that manageable marriage ended in early 2000, una no go believe me.
See forget about seen it in another angle, either u forced yourself on her or u wanted to compete with somebody who would marry first.
All in all, if u don't stand your ground as a man, she would definitely stand for u.
Back in d days when men were men, what we hv dis day are just boys in men skin,

treesun:
Sanwoolu just trying throw data anyhow, does anyone know out of the 21m Lagos, many go to bed hungry!

Baba just dey add figure dey go.
Go to Alimosho as a whole and see d rate of poverty and hunger.
Is it badagry, or Ikorodu, abi mak we add ijora. Infact, aside Island, some part of surulere, some part of ikeja, yaba. Occupants of other places are hungry and poor.

Shayetet13:
Do you know how heavy money can be? Talk less of lifting that volume with one hand and yet the bearer is standing erect. This shows you are poor, but why you don't want to be liberated is beyond me.

People wey never chop food since morning u dey argue with.

iCauseTrouble:
Atiku your unifier and Tinubu your helper are on vacation in another man's country, enjoying 24hrs electricity while his supporters are in Nigeria looking for where to charge their phones for 15mins. So they can come online to beg for money & attack the OBIdients. Who's fooling who?

Alimosho LGA as a whole, boys dey break restaurant na dey carry food, dem go first eat cooked ones. Dem dey carry raw food and anything that fit lay hands on. Na people wey dey shout my turn my turn

KiNg0G:
Your friend is a Born dullard, even an ssce graduate can do things a first class graduate can, even better.

It all depends on the person when it comes to management.

Certificate is Just a paper!


Once again your friend na Born dullard

Even buhari better pass d friend self. Something wey some smart and intelligent SSCE holder go grab and deliver na en waiting your dullard friend dey mis-yan

Well, daughter save your strength, I'm enjoying d show. We never tire to suffer, Dr. Leave us alone, we go see who go tire.

omenka:
These Pandora people are simply in the race to give Nigerians a very good reason to laugh. Kai.

Ahhhhhh, guy u still dey alive so? I think say since 30k no dey drop again, u dun go under d bed. U no get shame at all, after 30k no drop again u still get strength dey talk got here.

JONNYSPUTE:
..... Hahahahaha. Oga Emma. Chai your mouth ehee.

Na so ohhhhhhh, daughters of eve dun do more harm to mankind

How dare her, how a woman go block man Road not to go out na madness na. Na see finish dey cause all these things.

That's what u see when power is being given to daughters of eve, they so heartless and wicked.
Just give Dem small power and see dem misbehave, d only creature Jah regretted creating.
And as for u op, u are a bastard

JovialJune:
Men are evil pretentious creature, they will be killing you slowly and smiling with you at the same time

Before the devil, fear men

D last time I checked something, it was written that Jah regretted creating eve and daughters of eve. Adam was cool with d earth and everything until eve came.

DropsMic:
At some point, you just have to ask yourself, "WTF is wrong with our leaders"..

Nothing is wrong with them, u only blame d useless electorates/voters/supporters.

If una like,mak una vote another ancestor, na una sabi. Mine own bi say, no matter how rough and tough d jungle bi, LION NO FIT CHOP GRASS.