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HONESTFACT101:
How does her unmarriedness play a rope in this,
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It does, bcs of their bitter souls

My dear is very common with a lady of that age. D followings are the attributes of evening newspapers
1. Frustration
2. They hate seen younger ones around dem
3. They hate to hear that their younger ones are getting married
They are many on nairaland, I can even mention their names on nairaland

This is an eye opener for those planning to jakpa with their wives.
Gv daughters of eve small power u see dem. Misusing it.
Mak una remember garden of eve, Jah regretted creating that stupid gender. Look at how guy man carry take bag commot for house. House wey en buy na one useless gender cum throw am away

SeaTrade:
How did they arrive at that number?
N1.5B networth na em e leave all the fresh fresh ,sweet girls from good homes weh full lagos go marry wetin e saliva go finish where e dey want lubricate her big engine due to extreme dryness and sheer lack of libido.
Person weh them don frustrate am with missionary,lie on her back like whale and guyman dey fire dey go and to kiss am sef you no go fit,cos if you see that face without make up ehn
I have noticed women like to eat their cake and have it.
In their prime,Them go dey chose and select and go for the biggest boys and when they get old them begin to look for who to blackmail to have their sorry old selves as partners for the rest of our lives,something we didn't enjoy for one day when it was hot.
See guys,make una hustle,be independent so that you can marry what you can enjoy abeg,
Any woman above 27 is not marriage suitable abeg cos you won't enjoy her and these old ones usually comes with a barrage of exes and a lot of people to compare you to ,no single innocence and thrm know everything.
And they don't moan and give the worst sex ever.
90% of women above 30 that moan are faking it and its a fact.

Rest abeg.

STAN NZE 1.5 BILLION? NO BI DIS BOBO WEY DRY ACT ONLY 30 MINUTES MOVIES?
HOW MANY ADVERTS EN DUN RUN

I love it, if u can't buy it better manufacture ur own fuel.
Hope all d urchins are buying at 80naira, if not untimely death for dem

Ndidi2:
cut down on some things.
Every night we use small solar to do things and eat.
Except naw them Dee play women ball.

In our house no one is oning generator again.

All those leaving gen till 1 am don't on it again at all.

I bought 1 bag of white beans from nairaland here #43000. to reduce cost bc 1 bucket of sweet Brown is #2300 and their bucket de small.

I do pap myself and fry akara anyhow and plenty without thinking beans go soon finish.

Anytime l cook rice l cook beans.

I fry less now.l boil

No more poor ( pure water) l boil and sieve it all by myself.

We use estimated meter so l do most of my cooking with electricity no matter when. Especially beans.

I read dis comment like 3 times to know if I'm blind or not and I came to realize that I'm not blind. So we still hv ladies like u in dis our present Nigeria?

SMJay:
The bolded, if he will not drive it himself, he should forget venturing. I am talking from experience.

I'm with u on that sir

Food business
Transport business
Oga look into either of d two
Food business: within 2months u dun learn am finish (if u smart enough)

Balkan:
Watch how Tinubu urchins will leave PDP that defeated them and start venting their frustration on the Obidient family

U sabi dem wella, they hv started venting it already

diplomat058:
LooL

I find it laughably stupid of deranged Ipob Bingos always screaming "Yoruba Muslims" on this forum. If only they realize that Yorùbá people are ONE and not swayed by the kind of stupid sentiments that they are using to destroy their region
Osun is probably a Muslim majority state, and the Local Govts that voted Adeleke are also Muslim dominated parts, but we don't consider that rubbish amongst ourselves in Yorùbá land

For me, as a Christian Yoruba, I am an Omoluabi first and foremost, which means discrimination on petty sentiments, is not our thing.

Congrats to Senator Ademola Adeleke

Cryme a river

Afamsi:
Ask google

Comr sir, I'm with u and I will always be with u. Most women dey always bring d beast in a man, but trust that gender how they will turn d whole thing. I don't read or judge with emotion,

This is knockout mehnnnnn, whoever that advised Tinubu to contest really did a terrible job bcs Tinubu is an arrogant fellow that believe that everything is all about him. Imagine Lagos alone, nobody has a say in Lagos

Blood thirsty religion

willi926:
My younger sister aged 19 years is the baby of the house( last born). She never know wetin life dey talk, we still dey pamper her. So it just happens that she fell for the wrong guy almost her age mate(20). When the guy was coming for her, I would see both of them outside our gate, and would always ask her who be this guy wey dey visit u sef, him no get work?. She will just reply he is just a friend. I started noticing the closeness was becoming something else wen the guy don dey get mind to enter our compound. I personally called my sis and told her I don't like the guy, that from the look of things the guy just want to have his way and move on, that she shouldn't give into any of his sexual advances, they should just be friends. Called the guy separately as guy man and asked him wat he wants from her, he said nothing oo, just friends. I told him it should be sooo. After some few weeks ago, I started noticing she have been quiet and reserved, her fair face, pale and red. The calls she always make and recieve don reduce drastically, I already know the signs, she was heart broken.
Na so I called her yesterday night, told her God blessed me with small money, that she should join me to an eatery around our area,( I just did it to bring her out of the house and ask her few thing). When we got to the eatery I saw she been lively again, we ordered what we wanted, I begin ask her questions, she opened up and told me the guy said he is no longer interested, that he has seen another person he truly wants, that she should no longer call him, neither will he pick her calls. I asked her if they had sex and she answered yes and apologised. So I adviced her not to ever call him again, that he will be the one to call wen he is sex starved, immediately I finished the statement the guys call entered, it rang for 2 times, I told her to pick the third call and put it on speakout, the guy just dey, dey propose love, dey talk how he missed my sis, asking of her were about, after two, that he couldn't sleep. I laughed cos the plans I have for that guy is not of good..

Which other evil plan do u hv for him?
He didn't rape your sister
He is not owing ur sister
Two adults had fun and u wan carry matter like say na criminal case, dis is not even case at all, and u wan cum be monitoring spirit for where ur sister dey, my brother better get busy, gv ur own advice and leave her alone

Hacks4dummies:
Op you be mumu man.. so in your heart of hearts you didn't think she'll get served right? Why you wonna attack the poor boy?

Ogbeni goan sit down.. your sister isn't in a disney channel.. there is no happy ending out here. She won't always get what she wants. Get that into your thick skull. You say you won do wetin? Beat the guy up because he broke her heart?



You no get important things to do ba? Let your sis experience life and heartache so she go wise up organically ogbeni. Life is not a bed of roses.

When I read that line, I begin dey laugh. Which other Bleep op wan do?UUnto say d guy rape d sister or what
These are two adults that had fun and one was smarter than d other, u cum here dey yan anyhow

Fahdiga:
Tell that to Yoro Muslims.

Comr sir, I concur. She should tell d shit to her headslamer brothers

allicare:
My friend, be wise for once and don't be stupid always, Who told you Obi resigned from PDP because of principle? Your coward Obi ran away from PDP because of the fears of Wike

He ran away but where is he today? In his village?
In his office?
D way he dumped pdp brought d name into limelight.

Zonefree:
That's the son.

The main ifeanyi Ararume is a thief and shouldn't be seen anywhere near Labour Party.

Both d gods, mami water, forces are all against that name Ararume, very useless man to d core. Go to his community and ask about him, all he does is just killing of cows for dem, so Tey his people started rejecting d cow

beardedboy:
Political prostitution is now synonymous to resignation?

Please stop smoking that crap.

For now is resignation and it should that way, until she cross-carpet that's when we can call it political prostitution

I no no why I respect people with balls. Dis woman gat d ball, bcs in Nigeria, resignation is never in d blood of an average Nigerian. Na so my respect for Obi increase bcs of d balls he get cum resign from pdp. Having balla is for people that knows their worth bcs a worthless human being no fit resign even in d midst of intimidation and embarrassment en no fit resign.

Stephenmoka4:
Loan apps isn't really for helping you, it's actually to take away from you codedly. Sorry about what you are going through. For you to have built that credit score, I hope you are not addicted to borrowing.

I think he is, bcs for dem to gv him loan of 500k plus shows that he has being borrowing from them which is very bad

Lackadaisical attitude most landlord in Lagos is just d major cause of this collapse.
Also, sometimes afonjas seems to be careless in living, there is one at one end, d structure of d building was suppose to be a storey but d landlord added 2 more making it 3 instead of 1 without a pillar and people hv being living their for many years (from my enquiry)..
Beside d 3 storey building is also a bungalow, that structure won't last more than 5years before d havoc would occur and I pity those living there.
Rest in peace in advance to those that would witness d collapse of d building.

The way people dey kpai dis day, I never see am before.

UyaiIncomparabl:
They are mostly mummy's boys.

Cum dis midget, u no go allow person see road again, better go back to sleep

Dis one wey dun enter permutation, u sure say some no go get high BP and BP drugs dey costly now.
If una like mak una vote another ancestor

Jeon:
Remember say nah Man bring Hiv come this world.
Remember say nah chimpanzee be the animal wer get am.... now tell me how did he contracted it?

THE PENIS CAN'T RESIST ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT'S ERECTED... THE REASON WHY IT SPREAD DISEASES EVERYWHERE.

Eve is still existing

Beautiful, this is d good one. We must buy it. Abeg anybody wey go complain mak en go en village go ride bicycle, where are d urchins that supported 4+4? Hope say una get special fuel station. Una eyes never clear

Jeon:
More like smelly rotten penis, spreading infections.

Remember say na a bitch bring hiv for naija, pussy that's too open, any small thing yamayama dun enter

CedarHoldings:
se na she be midget or the guy? , i no understand o

Na she bi d midget, una no no say some Nairaland daughters of eve get one k-leg or d other. Some na menopause dey worry dem while some na either they are too ugly to behold

Fahdiga:
A true life story. Only the wise will learn from it.

Gbam, its for serious minded and obediently people, not for those that are not ready for a real change in their lives