₦airaland Forum

CedarHoldings:
you and that guy don wed?

U fit marry midget?

UyaiIncomparabl:
Losing my 22M bet slip. January 33rd 2022, a day I shall never forget. Man-U failed to equalise with bottom pot Brighton. Kai. I for dey Zanzibar dey flenjor now.

This midget, of others dey talk u too go dey talk. U wey dun useless your youthful and prime age, better go and sleep

Jeon:
I WISH I COULD.
BUT I CAN'T PROPOSE WITH MY VAGINA.

MY VAGINA IS MY SECURITY.

Smelly vagina, full of infection

chief simp spotted, a girl told u that and u believed her,

I even dey vex for guy, imagine d insult and humiliation your mother dun give.
How a guy go sponsor a girl for school na still mystery of d century.
Then, if na me, I will just cut off with anything that has to do wit u and ur family that's why d guy is still chief simp of d millennium for accepting u back.
I don't forgive, forgiveness is for Jah not me, if u do me I go do I back.

D scariest thing na when i hear say eve go meet serpent cum dey ask am "anything for d girls"

helinues:
Long thing epistle

Sebi Obi's supporters have been busy attacking Kwankwaso because of that, calling North all sorts of names as if the picked Obi VP is from from north

Na mouth Obi's supporters go take finish Obi's presidential ambition

my guy, ur time dun expire for here

07kjb:
My brother I have reasoned this but I didn't wanna say it openly because some wannabees might call me weak which I hate

It is practically impossible for a single man to rape a matured lady,is either something went wrong in the process or the girl is just a minor

Money was involved, but guy man no cum keep d promise he made to d lady. See one man no fit rape a woman, its impossible jare. Imagine d tori, after 3 fuckingly weeks na en she wan tell op and op being d chief simplisim believed d tori.
Or guy man dun threatened d girl unto say, mak dem dey do dey go or en go tell d girl boyfriend say na en dey Bleep en girl and d girl no wan gree bcs of money wey she dey collect from op

SocialJustice:
Return the ring and go your way. Is it by force to marry in court?

When women started exploiting court marriage against their husbands abroad, e dey sweet. Men are gradually becoming wise and dumping it.

Person go just dey, in the name of marriage, una go carry am go sign e life away. Tufiakwa!

THAT LADY IS A MARRIAGE SCAMMER, ALL HER MIND NA COURT WEDDING SO THAT SHE FIT USE AM AGAINST BABA FOR OBODO OYIBO

satandeterrible:
Only a very foolish man will opt for court wedding when he intends to travel out with his spouse.

How many stores do we read here day on day out about men that have been rendered homeless and penniless by their Nigerian wives abroad.

When in Nigeria, the act like innocent, little princesses. Once you marry her in the court's and travel out, she transforms into a devilish tigress.

Your man is an indeed very wise man.
From the look of things, your plan is to ride on his finances to travel out of the country, then after some time, rape him in the divorce courts.

You are very wicked and demonic.
Tell me, why are you insisting on court wedding if not for your devilish and evil intents.

God will punish you pig.
May God help that man not to marry a wicked and scheming devil like yourself.

ALL SHE WANTED ITS D PAPER NOT D MARRIAGE. SHE IS A MARRIAGE SCAMMER, SHE WANTS TO RIDE ON BABA'S FINANCE AND JAKPA, LATER SHE WILL TURN TO D DEVIL WE ALL READ

IvarTheBoneless:
Any man wey get sense... don't do Court.

That's what elders told us.... I have seen guys who did and are full of regrets now.

As simple as ABC. Baba know waiting en dey dodge, and I like d spirit. Court always favours women than men and aunty if u are not comfortable wit baba rules, kindly return d ring

Ok12345:
I'm interested

Streetdoctor88@...g.ma.i.l.com

Eminence125:
so at what age did you knew what happened in the garden of eden

Garden of Eden!!!!!!! ! O Lord, en no go better for eve and her daughters parading themselves here on nairaland

Transcriber:
you sef rest

Only you don take two pages for thread

Baba waiting we gain if we no counter all these daughters of eve

Mcslize:
You are right. Most ladies that are above 30, I notice they always feel so vindictive and highly paranoid about men.

That's d thing. I deal with dem on daily bases,
They will come online and be claiming Mrs Macho but in their closest, they hv different handkerchief they uses to wipe out their tears bcs husband is not forthcoming.

Spherica17:
you just like to cap nonesense here

Here is not an animal farm for rearing of broilers. Go back to sleep

My own witness was in d garden of Eden.

Karleb:
You dey find child and you still dey abort.

The only reason your wife is still with you is because she is the problem. Trust me, if she wasn't the problem she would have left your sorry ass long time ago.

Polygamy is allowed in Nigeria, marry the new girl.

U Truely sabi women jare, if na say na baba get problem, she for dun leave d marriage Tey Tey. I even blame op for aborting 3 pregnancies

Let me give u elderly advice.
Since u hv known d root cause of why u are planning to rent another apartment, it will better u tackle d root cause which is fixing d roof and ceiling, since d rent is free (as someone has suggested)
Secondly, renting another apartment will definitely finish your 500k savings bcs by d time u pay rent of 350k, what about d cost of logistics and miscellaneous, by d time u factor all these things, u will know that 500k will not even be enough.
Thirdly, remember that baby is on d way, only NAN 1 is around 3k to 4k depending on d location and Nan 1 finishes within 4 to 5 days depending on how d baby would eat.
Fourthly, whatever u are doing to save upto 500k, I will suggest u lease d space for someone to manage it for u, urs will be to supervise or monitor pending when u will put to bed, bcs right now, u don't need much stress at all.
Mak I stop here for now and I wish u safe delivery

Datboredberri:
To do what?

Prostitution?

Pls go back to bed, what brought Ashawo work here? U need better rest

udoji2021:
OK.
Thanks

U are welcome bro

udoji2021:
I'm not a lady sir,

Can you provide an offer for men? i'm willing to do ANYTHING for raise money for a serious issue pls. pls consider my request

For now na only ladies we want, d range of 29 below

udoji2021:
Eeem, this may round weird to many, i will also be disappointing many people that knows me here with this post but it is what it is.

Heard and read online that some people are buying toes, i will like someone to give me the connection to sell mine at any price. i'm serious

Pls no one should insult me, if you don't know anything about this, just read and pass. and i don't even want to hear advice of how they can use me for rituals, i'm ready to used biko, atleast that will make me useful to someone.

If na lady u bi, I get business for u
1 pays 1.5 period of 9months
Second one pay 80k period of 2weeks

Nyascobar1414:
You ended up saying trash...
Chaii weak men everywhere.

Comr sir, are u seen what I'm reading so?
Comr sir, u see why en no go better for eve wherever she dey. All her daughters are after d downfall of son of men. Look at d type of daughters of eve we hv dis day.
Marriage no worth am at all, just born pikin mak I settle u, u go ur papa house. Well op get tolerance, me i no get joy at all, na straight to your papa house.

op is very very normal. infact to born girl child nowadays is very risky, I can't imagine myself with girl child in dis world wey daughters of eve dun scatter

UyaiIncomparabl:
She's a guest. And that means that was her first time visit.

Aunty rest small. All these midget self

Nyascobar1414:
When girl don dey old and man no dey wey go commit to her... Na frustration go dey warm her bad naa,or abi battery.

Comr sir, are u there?

Nyascobar1414:
Chissoooss... So na midget be dat..

Awwnn.. She doesn't have a place in the dating market...
So pathetic!

Ohhhh my fucking world, comr sir. U mean no show for her in dating world?

Nyascobar1414:
Vawulence has no end.. For it can neither be created nor destroyed.

I HEAR U SIR. COMR SIR, PERMIT ME TO CONTINUE D VAVULENCE

Nyascobar1414:
Dammn.. So pathetic..

That's just d begining of dis vavulence

Nyascobar1414:
Seconded...

Comr Sir, is di vavulence ending any time soon?

UyaiIncomparabl:
Who do you know? Abi is this one slow? Abeg, shift.

Lolssssssss, dis midget dey mak laugh fucking hard