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SmartKitty:
Learn coding and make $150 per hour, get an IT job visa to U.S.
Lazy people think porn is easy and fun, anybody can do it but it's using your body and health, it doesn't pay well, just few get a good pay, the rest try and try and trying get serious STD.

Greetings Nairalanders.


MY BRIEF PROFILE; FEMALE

Completely single and not looking for a relationship, always-busy-with-my-job kind of lady, very pretty and physically attractive (on the slim side but with curves at the right angles) , tall, highly intelligent, super neat, good sense of humor, good at conversations with an outgoing personality.

I am currently in need of a MALE Friend with Benefits;

A working class, MUST BE PHYSICALLY APPEALING TO THE EYES, Good sense of humor, MUST be tall-this is very important please, must live on the Island or the Mainland, open mindedness, good at conversations, very neat, fun to be with, must be discreet and have respect for boundaries. We can decide to go on outings-I pay my bills. I do not fancy guys with dreads or piercings(no offence please). He must be good on bed as I am too, I do not do Anal sex, be warned ahead of time!

If we happen to click, you must go for several STD tests, this is to show how much I value good health and hygiene.

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Kindly be ready to show me a photo of you, this will be kept discreet as I do not want to meet just anyone who doesn't appeal to me.

Kind regards,

FWB seeker

MurphyInc:
Dear Protesters,

Please note that any protest against the government will have to last for 30days/ 1 month for the united nations (UN) to intervene. That is why the government are trying to play smart. Please repost and forward it to everybody, if the UN should intervene then it's over for the government and the youths have won, please don't give up. A lot of Nigerians don't know about this law, so please spread the word. Let keep protesting.
*#endsars** *#endbadgovernment*
*#endnigerianow*

tehilah92:
My dear, no food and no money is the worst, Kai, hunger is not a good feeling biko

davididenyi:
I committed Abortion 12 times,
I kill my husband,
I de do olosho work sometime.

Ask me another stupid question

doctore212:
My greatest regret was sleeping in Oloshos house yesterday .

Thought I will wake up early for 6 am mass but this girl woke up since 4 am and started her job .

Just woke up few mins ago and went straight to nairaland.

The worst thing is that she is following me to my house now and will be sleeping over. She said I should call in sick at the office so that I won't go to work tommorow.

emkz:
It's only in Nigeria people discuss sex as an achievement. You had sex in NYSC. So? Have you had sex in an office with people present, or sex with your female unmarried boss? Have had sex on a boat cruise before? Have you had a threesõme like Professor Njoku of IMSU? Have you had sex with an older woman, i.e., MILF? I am just saying there are other things to create memories. But what would help intending corp members is if we share experiences on building contacts, friendship and getting jobs or even meeting spouses.

Look, have fun during NYSC but make the best use of that time because it will never come again. During my camp, there was the daughter of a federal perm sec, an ambassador's son and a daughter of an executive director of a bank (I am not socially outgoing but I knew this, imagine who else could have been there). Target those that went to private unis. You'd know if you participate in socials. One of them literally helped her friend who was on camp to get a reposting to a lucrative place after he was posted to one yeye secondary school. I made three friends there, and even met one who has been of immense help in my professional life.

As for sex, if that is your ambition in NYSC life, you can wait till the last week of camp where many girls are hørny and have not been piped. They'd find you.

niggaman:
Yes nine planets in the solar system

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

I hope say nor be because of this new crypto currency abi na digital currency Called PI way them want launch soon na im make them dey come up with this pi planet

So that the thing go sell like bitcoin

Anyway if not bitcoin...he nor fit be like bitcoin

juwoonn:
Read again, she told her parent and her fiancee where she was going and she told them she'll be sleeping over. The headline get as e be.

Dadaboy:
You must be stupid by making such a statement. “so that unsuspecting gboys like u”

Dadaboy:
What type of reportage is this ? Now, they have exposed the fraudulent darkweb, for other scammers to buy from.

Wasky101:
I dont know about op or any other person but when I was a youth corper I used to get past police and military check point by saying "esprit de corps" and showing my Id card.

If you are a corper you are paramilitary hence the 3weeks orientation camp