GreenDee:
Hmmn.. Just here to read comments.

skales67:
Cc Tango123, odi1278, LawyerLomo, drake99, emmanuelpopson, gafman222, luminouz, sweettinz20, Priam

Good Afternoon guys...

So like i promised, i said i was going to recount my experiences with some of these women starting from the very first i dated till the last.

For the sake of anonymity, i will tag each woman with code names and give illustrations close to the real scenarios rather than specifics in order to prevent them, their spouses, friends and families to easily decode in case they stumble into this thread and read.

I'll allow you the reader to be the judge between me and these women. Keep your arguments as constructive as possible.

CASE No.1
Date February 2014
Codename: Halle Berry
Age Range: Early 30's

I am giving her the code name Halle Berry because she is just like the African version of Halle Berry the Black American actress of the late 90s and radiant with looks much younger than her age.

I visited a mart that belongs to her elder sister to get some provisions not far from my house. This was a mart i usually visited to buy beverages and other home accessories for personal use. It was on a Saturday.

There she was, looking pale with her last baby of about 9 months straddled across her shoulders. Her elder sister had this look of defiance while she talked to her sister. Her first son and daughter which i could place at 8 and 5 respectively were running around the aisle of the mall.

I bought what brought me there and left. I didn't give anything a thought at that moment until the following weekend when i went back to buy supplies and needed and i noticed this elegant beauty cladded in a tight body fitted gown that accentuated her curves especially her round butt. I am a guy who has a very strong thing for women's behinds when they are big. I don't care about boobies. I sucked enough from my mother during my time as an infant. I like something i can grab while holding my woman close to me in an embrace and "while i am doing the works"

Her skin was glowed and i watched her hips swung from side to side as she moved round the aisle with a pen and notebook in hand taking inventory of wares sold in the mart. I walked up to her and she smiled as she greeted me.

"Did you just get employed here?", i asked.

"Nope. Don't you remember me? I was the one discussing with my sister when you came last week", she said. I was dumbstruck.

I enquired about her elder sister and she told me she wasn't around with a beam of smile that exposed her well set dentition with a single dimple on the left side of her face. I apologized and told her i didn't realize it was the pale looking woman with her 9 months old baby i saw at the time. it was really surprising what a change of environment could do rapidly within a short period.

We started talking and she told me the 3 children were her kids (mind you she was 24 yrs at the time but looking like she was 17 while standing in front of me. I inquired to know why she looked so pale and kind of stressed out and sickly the previous week i saw her and she simply said it was a long story. I told her i would like her to tell me all i need to know and the only way it was possible was to have her number.

At first, she did the initial "shakara" women are known for but i dropped a particular magical phrase i use when trying to get the digits of any woman who is unwilling and get a 95% success rate. She typed her number on my Nokia Lumia phone and i dialed it just to be sure and heard a dial tone at the other end and almost immediately, a phone on the counter started ringing.

Sure that i had gotten the right digits, i paid for the stuff i bought added some chocolates and biscuits which i told her to give her kids. She giggled like a school girl and thanked me. This woman was so pretty that you'd feel like giving her a kiss almost immediately.

I sauntered out of the supermarket smiling to myself.

To be continued...

Anyiiii:
50 something? God forbid. I want young blood

Drinksarena:
New members needed

kunkelhanspeter:

Funny enough I have watched all this movie you mentioned
Have you watch
Seal Team?
S.W.A.T?
Taken?

OK2NVME:
They planned and organised this mission from over 6,000km away in the Pentagon.

Deployed drones from their base in Niger to give them constant surviellance and communication hook up to their satellites way up in the Sky.

Had their aircraft carrier on the gulf of Guinea with Jets ready to be scrambled to give air cover in case the target area gets swamped by tangos.

They then flew their star boys all the way from the US military base in Germany onboard the USAF Globemaster from where they parachuted from 25,000ft down to a location less than 3miles to the location where they hooked up with local assets who had provided transportation closer to the main location.

Meanwhile back at the US Drone base in Niger, Delta Force team were on standby with 4 Blackhawks and two gunships waiting for the go. Their job was to pick up the team and the rescued hostage at a designated pickup point 5 clicks from the target location and if the mission goes wrong act as back up forces to the seal team with the reaper drone coming in hot on any advancing enemy tangos .

Seal Team makes it to location.

Goes in clean.

Secures hostage and calls in Big Eagle


Team makes it down to pick up point and in less than 1 minute Ranger pickups arrive and we have birds in the sky.

Mission accomplished. .


Our olodo idiots will first shoot everything that moves including goats from 10km of the location.

Loveurneighbour:
But Do they have that right to carryout operations in another territory singlehandedly?
Secondly, can any country carryout such operation in America?

WalkerMichael:
So the movies we watch ain’t fake afterall
Nigerian army will say it's fake news or Photoshop

edit: pls House who can recommend me more USA navy seal movies. I am interested in learning more

Dalil8:



Wrong!!!

Baghdadi was chased by U.S forces (Delta Force), trapped in a dead end tunnel and exploded a suicide vest that killed him and three children.

His body was mutilated by the blast, the tunnel had caved in on it.

BigDawsNet:


I respect Seals.. I'm not sure its for everyone

Their intake training is so difficult

shegzhkn:


Lol, what of SFOD - Delta force (army equivalent of the seal team 6)

They killed Al badghadi ( not sure if that the right spelling)

mosho2good:
Please be informed:

The Nigerian youths have agreed together in love and oneness that in 2023 presidential election and in every other elections, whether state or local government. We will not vote for anyone who has been in politics from 2019 down to 1960.

And the candidate we are going to vote for, must not be above the age of 50.

APC, PDP Canceled.

A total fresh party, probably formed by the youths of the federal republic of Nigeria, but not sure about that yet. The youths are still deliberating on that.

If you see this post, kindly share around so other youths will be in carried along.

Signed: Nigerian Youths

WHAT HAPPENED ON THURSDAY NIGHT (22nd OF, OCTOBER, 2020.) SHOULD MAKE US WISER!

The President threat or speech yesterday broke us but thought us many hard lessons.

Myself and so many others couldn't sleep last night... We were broken!!!!!!

We protested for 12 days without vandalisation
12 days of rejecting bribe,
12 days of caring and looking out for each other.
12 days of giving free medical care and legal services,

Brands, both national and international Celebrities, Churches all protested... influencial people were lobbied to add their voice...

At the protest grounds, the Christians gave room for the Muslims to have their Jumat prayers

The Christians had their service on Sunday...

There was a candlelight service held all over the nation for fallen heroes,
Youths despite the hard economy spent their personal money cooking for each other.

No one knew who was a Yoruba, Igbo or Hausa, or Edo... We ate together and danced together.

For 12 days, These were organised without a formal leader with just social media tweets, retweets, post, shares with a harshtag.

For 12 days we built the Nigeria of our dreams...

And built their nightmare... And they got scared.

They know if we're united we would have one voice,
If we have one voice, we have power.
And if we have that power... WE WOULD DEMAND A BETTER NIGERIA.

If we're united and not fighting how would they budget money for security to calm insurgency?
How will they create religious fights and make money?

So they sponsored hoodlums to disrupt the protest... But we overpowered these hoodlums by getting our own private securities and security dogs to protest grounds.

When the military who were ordered by "Powers beyond their control" to shoot,

When the guns were fired,

They didn't care who was a Muslim or Christian,
They didn't care who was Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, Calabar or Urhobo.

They killed unarmed people sitting down and singing the anthem.

But when they want to instigate tribal wars and religious unrest, they remind you of your tribe and religion,

When they want to make use of you for their selfish gain, they tell you to unite and take side with "your people" they remind you that you should be one.

Do you all remembered how President Buhari contested for presidency up to 5 times?

He cried on National TV when the chibok girls were kidnapped,

He promised us heaven and earth.

He campaigned rigorously,

He protested against the then government.

He was voted in thinking he would bring change he promised... What did we get in return?

We were handled with "iron fist"

THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE STATE OF THIS NATION!

THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE PLIGHT OF THE CITIZENS!

They do not care about the state of our hospitals because they get medical attention abroad,
They do not care about our educational system because their kids schools abroad,
They do not care about electricity because they live in choices area with constant electricity,
They travel with securities so have no idea how our roads are.

They only need us to win elections... And after then they can send the military to silent us if we remind them of their promises or demand for our rights.

We didn't loose this fight. That speech on Thursday (22nd of, October,2020) was a speech of threat and you only threaten those you are scared of to keep them in line! �

They are scared of us
They saw how we mobilised ourselves without a leader,
They saw how we over powered thugs with our numbers,
They saw how organised and cooperated we were.... It gave then the chills mehn ���

WE DIDN'T LOOSE THIS FIGHT

Our parents failed because they do not have enough evidence against the leaders, but we the pressing phone generation have enough evidence to remind them of how evil, wicked and clueless they are.

Our parents failed because they had less information.

But we have a lot of information at our finger tips.

We didn't loose this fight...

We're now Aware,
Awake,
and Alert.

We know what we're up against and we're ready.

I am ready!

1. Get devices that can record conversation and take photos. Imagine if DJ Switch didn't go live on instagram...

2. Any friend you meet add them to your social media handle, when you're in the midst of people mostly youths, engage them in meaningful conversation... Do not engage in tribal sentiments... Most youths are not informed... If they have the information some of us have they would not have hijacked the protest, they would not be used as thugs.

3. Get your Voters card... Get your PVC If you have any political ambition start grooming yourself, we do not want to elect those with the mindset of the present leaders we have.

4. Do not give up. DO. NOT. GIVE. UP

5. Please I beg you in the name of Allah, Jesus, Sango, Orisala, Amadioha and everything worshipable under the sun... Do not let them sell tribal or religious sentiments to you.

A Yoruba man, Igbo man and Hausa man is your brother,

An Igbo woman, Hausa woman and Yoruba woman is your sister.

Remember the good times we shared at various protest grounds irrespective of tribes and religion and let Nigeria come first in your heart!

We're young,
We are strong,
We are smart,
We are 20 steps ahead of them.

We're their nemesis
The wrong generation to mess with.

We just need to re-strategize.

Come 2023
No PDP
No APC
No recycling of Past or Present leaders.

Together shall save Nigeria and make it great again.



*This is meant for our Youths, our Heroes, our Greater Tomorrow.*

SmartKitty:
Learn coding and make $150 per hour, get an IT job visa to U.S.
Lazy people think porn is easy and fun, anybody can do it but it's using your body and health, it doesn't pay well, just few get a good pay, the rest try and try and trying get serious STD.

Greetings Nairalanders.


MY BRIEF PROFILE; FEMALE

Completely single and not looking for a relationship, always-busy-with-my-job kind of lady, very pretty and physically attractive (on the slim side but with curves at the right angles) , tall, highly intelligent, super neat, good sense of humor, good at conversations with an outgoing personality.

I am currently in need of a MALE Friend with Benefits;

A working class, MUST BE PHYSICALLY APPEALING TO THE EYES, Good sense of humor, MUST be tall-this is very important please, must live on the Island or the Mainland, open mindedness, good at conversations, very neat, fun to be with, must be discreet and have respect for boundaries. We can decide to go on outings-I pay my bills. I do not fancy guys with dreads or piercings(no offence please). He must be good on bed as I am too, I do not do Anal sex, be warned ahead of time!

If we happen to click, you must go for several STD tests, this is to show how much I value good health and hygiene.

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Kindly be ready to show me a photo of you, this will be kept discreet as I do not want to meet just anyone who doesn't appeal to me.

Kind regards,

FWB seeker

MurphyInc:
Dear Protesters,

Please note that any protest against the government will have to last for 30days/ 1 month for the united nations (UN) to intervene. That is why the government are trying to play smart. Please repost and forward it to everybody, if the UN should intervene then it's over for the government and the youths have won, please don't give up. A lot of Nigerians don't know about this law, so please spread the word. Let keep protesting.
*#endsars** *#endbadgovernment*
*#endnigerianow*

tehilah92:


My dear, no food and no money is the worst, Kai, hunger is not a good feeling biko

davididenyi:
I committed Abortion 12 times,
I kill my husband,
I de do olosho work sometime.

Ask me another stupid question