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HRHQueenPhil:
My issue is sex. U see that thing, I can turn crazy when u try to have sex with me
Let me explain, am a die hard Christian that has built up my spiritman and conscience to resist sin and never let me rest when I want to consciously do it. So even though we are dating,and just touching me,my body wants it..if you dare it,u will feel as if u are taking my life and just give up

Could you please take some steps back and rephrase your thoughts? I barely understand what you've typed. As you do, try to spell words in full and pay attention to punctuations. I value your contribution .

So much shalaye on top Big Brother El-Crapo. Why did I open this thread ?

What she wouldn't know is that many of us would like to hand her that privilege of having a viral shirtless video, if she would take it. She can be assured that her message would resonate better in our ears .

These gimps keep wasting the nation's resources due to their analog way of doing things. One would expect by now they had started considering having a national database.

Increasing years of service from 35 to 40 is counterproductive when the age of retirement remains pegged at 60. How many 20years old Nigerians are even done with school, much more securing an employment?

exynos:
I can attest to the bolded.

Wow, did you die ?

DSHADOWWALKER:
Prison break is close though

Very well. Prison break comes second in my list

fairheart:
I think she has something she feels that matters she wanted to talk about, but possibly not able to find the right choice of words to put it out.
When I saw the content, I knew that is is from someone who have been thinking or wondering about a subject but couldn't articulate it out well. Yet, if you read the few words used with patience, you'd be able to understand other things she didn't write.

Oh yeah ? There are about a few things I give my patience to. This is not one of them. For this particular OP, I think she is only courting attention by her threads, and man, she is getting it.

If there is a way to develop one's self and become more articulate, it should be done with something of substance and worth discussing. By this thread, she sits as a judge over others whose moral compass may not perfectly align with hers.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Lol. You really cracked me up there!

And how does she look like me? I took the time to look and re-look her DP but still saw no resemblance. You are mistaken. I may have to send you a couple of my pictures for you to come to a conclusion.

Come on, why don't you see it? The eyes, lips, and nose, the complexion, the head pose on DP. Or am I seeing you in uncertain places? "What a shamefulness"!

Nothing beats 24 for me.

jawalis:
I actually checked your display picture. You aren’t looking bad. Good Sunday wishes to you ma’am.

She looks like UyaiIncomparabl . Uyai, is this your twin?

The intention behind this thread may be noble, but the content is plain stupid. How it got to front-page beats me.

These are the intellectually bereft fellows some grown youths spent three months of their lives following . Can we have enough of BBN already!

Kemimarch16, do you agree?

KidDarkness:
Just take it easy on her. She's a lady

I know, I'm being gentle.

Kemimarch16, please tell me this is not your alter ego

Ishilove:
Looks like an offline love affair gone sour. Immature much

Yuck! Please don't repeat this again

KidDarkness:
Kemimarch16 and emmmyN, is there something going on we don't know about?

Not what you are insinuating . I only took interest in her because she is a perpetual "one-liner", has issues with simple comprehension and detection of sarcasm, and is extremely vulgar. Yes, I like fixing things . She is my project, for now.

Kemimarch16:
Lol that's the reason why I said u should fix your sight problem,I'm happy that u agreed that u are useless...I can't just stop laughing

Stupid girl . You seem to thrive better in conversation when it comes to mudslinging. Well, I had a good laugh exchanging banters with you today. With regards what I pointed out to you earlier, you are not there yet. Keep improving on yaself, okay?

My bitch!

Kemimarch16:
Lol I'm not a use for nothing fellow like u that keep in changing account in other for people not to know that u are a gay,I'm happy that lady said that in one of your accounts (em.myn)before I forget don't forget to go and fix that ur sight problem gay lol

Kemi what have you typed up there? I can barely understand a thing. Everything just looks like hshshshegegwtwkandjdhdhs. Are you Hot? Let's get a room ASAP so I can relieve you of the pressure. So I'm "gay" and you are my bitch. We die here .

Kemimarch16:
Lol gay stop disgracing your lineage.thanks to that moniker that discovered that you are a gay lol

Yeah, she discovered I was "gay" because she thought I would fvck you. You leave people confused of your identity; flat everywhere .

It may be that you are not giving him the required satisfaction and he wants you to up your game for him to be "dekonjified". You shouldn't worry yourself too much; contact kemimarch16, nairaland's foremost "konji" curer for excellent bedroom gymnastics.

olawalepopoola:
Good day all. Hope we are all fine.
I want to ask what can be done when you get to know and confirm that your mother hates your wife without any tangible reason and all she wants is to either control your home or destroy it by all means.
Valuable answers will be appreciated

Is the Father still alive? Are they together? If th answer to either questions is no, then get her a man. She needs to be "dickstracted"

sweetmelanin:
Sit your mother down (heart to heart) and make her admit the REAL reason why she hates your wife... then you can conclude whether it's a "tangible" reason or not.

This "heart to heart" talk being brandished on nairaland any time there is an unresolved issue, one would think there is a special recipe for it. What the heck is heart to heart talk misty ?

Kemimarch16:
Bollocks
it is me and your mum that's on the same level not ant like you so bugger off ant

I like it when little things whine; turns me on. Right now I'm feeling sexy; come be my cum bucket, bitch .

No, I don't think so. I could give you the privilege of being my bestie just for a day, kemimarch16. But first you must promise me that you have at least attained puberty, and preferably crossed 18, and that your thighs are warm enough to receive of my ministration .

Freestainworld:
Nigerians know how to encourage bad thing's, try the same go fundme account for a an innovative person and see how everyone will disappear.

Most people spend their money based on emotions and not actually as reward for value. Understanding of this is key to business success

I hope they do. We need to rid this space of posts low in IQ. I can't wait to see kemimarch16 return to her jss3 homework .

I haven't seen kemimarch16 around in a while. Could she be the gehfren?

Obviously, they are probably having a celebration, possibly a birthday. The presence of the saxophonist and a cake at the far left of the picture lends credence to this.

You can have that phone conversation she asked for, and let her air whatever explanation she has. I'm sure it won't hold water though, but give that to her. You can give her two options; she makes some excuse and break off the engagement herself, or she confess to your friend about her infidelity. She ought to pick either of the options, and should be made aware that failure to come up with a decision within a stipulated date would warrant you going to your friend with the information you have.

Record your conversation and keep it for evidence.

cc: Whiteball

She was having an affair with her Fiance's ex-girlfriend's brother. What was shocking was that the boy was 6 years younger than she was.