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WannaHowzit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2zHRWPtpB8

The latest online episode of the popular Noko Mashaba, released two days ago on YouTube, depicts a darker looking African with a uniquely Nigerian shaped head. The character also has a heavy non-South African accent but pretends to be a local in order to gain entry into SA.

The online comedy series has already garnered over 330-thousand views.

Ended up watching 13 of em so far.

Thanks for introducing me to noko mashabaa

I think it's more of a brand than a normal logo now.

I may not be a tinubu supporter but I love his outfits and cap.

I'd surely wear it to

This web dev don chop get pot belly

She's marking her territory 😁

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Hi mikkyangel
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You see that incoherent bullshit people say when caught barefaced.

That's it right here.

A long speech that actually means nothing

immortalmortal:
In some good schools, the lecturer's ability to impact knowledge on his students would be questioned. He could lose his job for this kind of failure. Egong(late), Akpan, Effanga etc, Were failures in that department. Especially Egong

Let the dead breath.

Those CA scores seems like what edeke would do and I believe that should be vector analysis exams.

The man is lenient with CA trying to help this students.
If a student can't get up to 15 in such exams to add to CA.


DAMN.

Les:
Jumia is a big scam. Online buyers, normalize buying from konga, and others and thrash jumia totally. Nonsense ppl

Lol,
Why do you say so?

Even if I know you're wrong I just want to understand what would make you say this with such confidence

Well it's language, so you understand and appreciate from a different angle.

You're right though, most of them have stupid names but not these ones u mentioned with names that have meaning.

You see those ones called British American university, francophone Canadian university,
German, abuja Canadian university omoh those names annoy me.

What is American and Canadian about them.

Don't get me started with the one Ayade named in obudu

What will be will be

Ignorance is bliss

She would certainly see my parents and know them and they know her,
But not for the marriage or announcing her as my wife.

Just for them to all be familiar with each other.

If any day my parents have a reservation they'll let me know.

But when I choose to propose it's going to be no one's business .

If not the fact I'm not yet in my state, she'd already be known very well at home.

They only know her name and face but never met.

shamsin6300:
I message him for his Passport but he hasn't replied, I guess he is not ready for it.

We were able to help him get his NIN card that evening

Shagati:
Where sir?

CBQ

Just downed red wine like water 5 minutes ago and seeing this thread I just had to click.

Yes, I enjoy drinks alone,

cos I have control over what I'm drinking and I'm at my base.

with friends, i'll be forced to drink more than normal.

RIP PG ojong my drink partner
after his death i've not had any reason to be out drinking.

Kaffy2903:
not greeting people when I wake up in the morning
not saying thank you or sorry
not washing dishes after eating in someone house even though they ask me to leave it
messing up someone toilet
wearing revealing cloth
spend night in someone house without helping them with house chores in the morning,I do join maid in doing that most times
insulting elderly person
piercing etc
all this is not the matter of training at times cos some children na ako igba(refusal to take home training) while some children did not have responsible parents to train them,they are called a bi iko

This washing plate part got me.
I've never been to someone's place and let them wash plate for me.
I don do am tire seteh nobody deh argue with me or bother to carry my plates

Emir8:
Thank you very much. I just generated the Premium slip and I have send it to the company now. I have also contracted someone to print the plastic ID card. You people have really saved me. Here is the back page of the one I got and paid through remita

Great,
Godspeed

Gossip or be gossiped to

Laughing in skyb's voice

Those good looking men and women smartly dressed are part of the scam too.
Atleast some of them.

They made you feel special by giving it to you out of the smartly dress and good looking people.

I bet in your mind you were excited you beat them all to it

Don't give a dime, else they'll ask u next time to pay 20k for uniform u will be wearing

Emir8:
I just tried again and nothing was send. I linked my 9mobile line to it. When I insert my NIN, it brought the phone number immediately but no OTP was sent to me.

Goto myportal.nimc.gov.ng

Dial *346# on your nin linked phone .

Choose generate user ID and otp option.
It will show u an otp and user ID

Use it to login to your portal.

After that you can print it out.


But if you wish to link the app, you goto the side bar and choose link sim.

Add a number, and enter.
It'll send otp to whatever number u added

And you can then use that same number to login in to the nimc app.

If you still can't do it yourself and you still have time
Let me know, when I'm free this evening we can jump on a video call then share your screen I'll tell u what to do

inoki247:
Lol nobody will give you international passport within 4weeks I don't know about another country buh Nigeria you go pay bribe tire sef u might still be on it for 3month to 6 month na why I advice people to du renewal 6mnth ahead of the expiry....

And you've download the NiN app on PlayStore and that one too isn't sending OTP that one too can be used to get the digital version...

Paid 73k to renew and get it.
Captured on Friday, got message on Monday that it's ready.

Got it Tuesday.

Everything is possible, it's just how much.

chuksanambra:
Yes. Do it to me if I'm yarning dust.

Every success has a process. If someone cannot trace the process but is shouting grace, favour and all, you are dealing with a deceiver.

💯

I believe the count will be by interaction with a post and not just a post.

It'll count against you the likes , comments you make on a post would be what determines if it's been interaction

Never link your main card to Google play store and its likes.

Have a separate card.

Woke up one day and saw a bill of 47368 naira from AWS.

Currently watching the surrogate (Aguiler de Madre)
A Mexican series from netflix.

My new found love for Mexican and Spanish drama.

Finished watching season 1 of El dragon and I'll give it an 8.5/10 overall.
A 10 for the drama

Ezendimmuo:
I don't understand the part where you talked about " the Nigerian in me"

The Nigerian in you will tempt you to give wrong readings to make extra cash.

If it doesn't Tempt you your colleagues will

pocohantas:
Nothing wrong with a guy in jeans, but when they wear that very skinny jeans with slippers, it is weird for a grown man.

Nigerians youths generally do not know how to dress for ocassions. They wear jean and slippers to everywhere. It is a turnoff for me. I believe as one gets older, you should have appropriate wears for different events.

That said, I'll pick a man in senator material before the one in jeans. If it is a blue senator material, perfect.

I was at matriculation event for my sister and all I could see was pencil jeans and slippers or some bogus shoes with matric gown.

Matric that a youth should be dressing like sharp dudee

Say young girls not upto age 20,

4 of 6 days I'm on senator

And those who are actually ladies and not children would always admire.

Good Senator and confidence makes you look like you are odogwu even if you are not