keypad1:
my preeek just dey stand anyhow this evening. E be like say he need food. Ma go check sandra my landlord daughter whether she go come my room this evening.

Where you keep your senses

This post is damn long

I tried uploading the pictures and videos but my Glo network keeps aborting the upload

I am EMMANUEL NNAEMEKA a nairalander residing in apapa local government area of lagos state
Just 4 days ago while I was away from home I was called that fire has razed my house and all my properties I flew bike home only to see all my belongings burnt to ashes including my laptop
Right now I don't have any property apart from my phone that was in my pocket and the cloth I was putting on that day
Right now I'm stranded and I'm in need of financial aid to begin a new
Please my fellow nairalanders help your brother in need
My account details are
Emmanuel Nnaemeka
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GTBank
God bless you all AMEN

Please lalasticlala help me move this to the front page thanks

This lady doesn't know what she's saying
She better shut up before Nigerians pounce on her

You can use this kind of result to study omniology
Check the meaning of omniology you will thank me

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Fembleez1:
Make dem try cut am to 200h or 250 o, cause fuel don cost.

Abi o

That guy on red is the umpire he is far watching to know who wins

Osinbajo: Mr. President, Mikel scored yesterday Night ?
Buhari: Which Mikel?

Osinbajo: John Mikel Obi of Nigeria
Buhari: What did you drink last night?

Osinbajo: I swear, him score. It was a corner.
Buhari: Osinbade, That means change have catch Mikel and football

Osinbajo: Yes, change has change Mikel
Buhari: Did Chelsea win?

Osinbajo: No, them beat them two one, last minute goal
Buhari: That is corruption, we must fight it

Osinbajo: How?
Buhari: They must replay the match. Call EFCC Chairman for me

When did kia sorento turn to SUV

That must be Samuel peter junior

Na who dey count dead rat nawaaa o

This is what I call le kushi tribali trenzy temola

Ó tí jì nó
Na I'm I come comot am make it for no burn

Na boko haram cause am naw how do you expect it to be in good condition when boko haram is putting it in terrible condition

I Dey crase? Na manner important pass jare

That question require a yes or a no before telling them the experience

Those boys no be underage o na unemployment make them be like underage na buhari cause am

Does he has fake face ?

I will enter and preach to them

Is she a man woman

Na fake dollar jorr

and so? if I can touch burning red charcoal with my bare hands how more wire mtchewww # kidding ;Dand so? if I can touch burning red charcoal with my bare hands how more wire mtchewww # kidding

I've done mine I was given 500

Archbishop self don Dey marry?

you can call me I'm a jack of trade and profession

this accident happened this morning at my friends house pls viewers discretion is adviced

What shall it profit a man if he gains 1 minute of rape and loses his penis forever

This girl na Suarez o

Who dey represent who from buhari to ambode to desalu abeg who among them spoke

THIS NA STORY FOR THE GODS

When are they starting