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[quote author=angel.Emade post=94356514]My husband must have
flavour's 6packs ,
wizkid's red lips ,
Iyanya's muscles,
Dangote's riches ,
Davido's dimple
& Ramsy Noah's colour
That is how sister Monica Kemimarch16 clocked 40 without a husband !!![/quote]Corrected.

Sixfeetbelle:
So you didn't actually read it the first time around before dishing out harsh words?

Like I reiterated, you're a witch. You won't date her but you still won't recommend her for someone else to date. Mr, choose one.

Are you a guy? Is Kemimarch a guy? Why is the gay word coming up?

I'm not known for using harsh words. I didn't think "a recalcitrant imirionrion" was harsh. Rather it was the perfect definition for the one who quoted and called me a witch . It's insulting trying to loop me up with that gutter-bred. What I wrote was not an attempt to diss her but a simple statement of fact!

Now you Sixfeetbelle, do you always poke nose in other people's business or you are desperately trying to be noticed?

Beautiful? They are just average Janes with prominent foreheads; foreheads like torch bulb

Ejenavi18:

If you were in the same class as me you ought to know my name. So tell me, what's my name?

Ejenavi Law?

Kemimarch16, I would have recommended you because you obviously starving for the " D" given your motorpark tout attitude. But we both know you don't qualify. You score 0/11 .

OP is shocked

Go for the first generation volvo xc90

This is news, o nairaland!

It's fair if they were talking about adults. But children in this present generation, that is a blatant lie and an overblown statistic. Sometimes these international bodies are responsible for soiling our image in the international community, making some average Joes yonder to see Africa as a jungle .

And in return she takes me as her Lord and personal saviour ?

adigun98:
So that means no generator right ?
Big one o,elemax ?

Depends on your loading and the size of your generator. A 1HP AC runs at 746 watts. At startup it can draw up to double of that stated wattage which could take it to 1.5kw; thereafter it runs on the normal 746watts. Now if you have moderate load and use power efficient bulbs, a 2.5kva generator should be able to serve your use.

Who is Aisha Buhari, and what is her occupation ?

I feel there should be a law barring elected officers from crisscrossing parties without losing their seats.

onenaija001:
Hi guys, I am still curious about what Christ told the young rich man about selling all he has and giving to the poor in Matthew 19:16-30, Mark 10:17-31, and Luke 18:18-30?

I brought this up because some Churches always bring these bible passages up, while others say Christ is not poor so Christians are not supposed to be poor.

Jesus spoke in parables. When he made that statement, he was pointing to salvation.

Akube1z:
I lost a relative. She was seriously sick . We had prayed to God to forgive her of her short comings and sins on earth, before she gave up the ghost in the middle of the night.

No one got saved by asking God for forgiveness, but by believing in Christ. While I sympathize with you for your loss, I want you to know that if YOU were there, she would not have died.

Akube1z:
She also prayed.. and she is a Christian.

She is a Christian? What sins were you asking forgiveness for again

wonder233:
From Aduwawa in Benin I'll make a comment on nairaland regarding my own state elections, a coward from Mushin in Lagos will counter my comment with gibberish he knows nothing about.

Lmao

Danzakidakura:
Wow, I now have different view about nairaland ladies, you girls are the best. The Op was expecting them to tell her don't buy anything for him.from her turn you will know she will disrespect her hubby as her income increases.

Don't be so fast . There is a bandwagon effect on nairaland; the first few comments determine where the tide faces, only until someone is bold enough to break it. That aside, we all know ladies on nairaland are only "effeminist" when they use the site .

sampete:
Thanks.

My lawyer talked about suing the police for illegal detention and some other human right abuses but my girlfriend won't have any of that. So we are obeying her wishes.

I don't understand your girlfriend's stance on this and I don't want to understand . It would be a great disservice to the benevolence of Barr. George for you to allow this case be swept under the carpet. As a human rights activist, he is out, not to fight for one person, but for all of humanity. Don't be a clog in the wheel of change. I'm upset .

Divinehenrich:
Good day sirs/Ma
Please I urgently need a candid advice on the type of Naija used car one can buy @ #800k.
Features:
*The car must be in a very good working condition, or just minor thing to fix.
* Fuel economy.
*Rugged.
*availability & affordable spare parts.
*Easy to maintain.
*from 2005 up.........
Thanks in anticipation my great people of Narialand

You can get a 2005 honda accord with your budget and possibly have some change to spare with good bargaining.

sisisioge:
Good evening people. Does anyone have a brand new(inside carton with its accessories) low voltage 1.5hp AC? Pls quote me. Thanks.

How can a 1.5hp AC pass off as low voltage, eh aunty sisisi ? What you are looking for is an inverter AC. They can be pricy.

Meel:
After spending 3 years in a crisis ridden state owned university I transferred to a private university and I know so many of our colleagues that were admitted to a federal university ( Funaab to be precise).
The fact is that no one can categorically tell you the perquisite , except the institution you are transferring to.
But here are some things to consider
You are moving from a place which is less competitive ( private university) to a highly competitive university. So therefore the odds are kinda of small. This is because, most private university even overfill there quota during admission of students to 100 level, this therefore make it kinda impossible to admit extra students.
Professional regulated courses especially the medical ones are kinda of the toughest. Here regular students are being weeded every session, so the department wouldn't want an extra baggage. Other courses regulated only by NUC are kinda of an easy cake. ( Your course of study really matters). Transfer from Gregory university Mbbs to UI Mbbs is kinda impossible if not impossible but you will have high chance of transferring from Landmark university agriculture Department to Eksu agriculture Department.

It's hard not impossible, this is Nigeria in which anything can happen. But before you embark on this journey let me ask this question, which influencial staff do you know and really ready to russle it out for you??


To round it up, 3 things really matters, who you know( Buhari fit order Idowu olayinka Ui vc to admit you into any department), your course of study(e.g education courses are rarely filled up, they won't mind), and the institution you're going to.

I appreciate your contribution. Though I think it would have been easier to read if you had omitted "kinda".

Why? These guys don't look like the normal "aboki".

The moment I saw the headline, I knew it would be from Alexreports, and boy, was I right! Dude keeps "famzing" unknown people

Check the VIN, the tenth character is the year of manufacture. "A" is 2010, "B" is 2011.

Whydonaldtrump:
Before you bash me, that's not my room

I live in Port Harcourt

This place is Delta

Do not let the mean words get to you. There is nothing wrong with your home. We don't all have equal means. Even the ones bashing may not have it better at their end, so don't feel pressured at all.

You are young and aiming to meet some goals. I believe if you keep at it with much tenacity and perseverance, you will be able to achieve it. Best wishes.

All these shalayes, what was the point? Simply buy and patch up!

Done by our kazeems

PaulH07:
Transformation...

Thank God...no be small tin...

I like your optimism. Do drive carefully next time, and leave your car at home if you are going out for the bottles.

Charmingrascal:
In Rayfield, Jos we have uninterrupted light for 3 weeks on many occasions.

Today makes it a week without a blink but there are still areas in Jos without constant electricity.

Are you on Nasco or JEDC?