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Nooneonline:
Big ass and tiny waist indicate that the woman is or most likely fertile but to me big bress and a small ass makes her (woman) look rather unequal, disproportionate.

are you kidding me fertility has nothing to do with body sizes,breast and ass at all

pharrell8:
U said the guys repeat same lines everyday but my own OPINION IS Y DON'T LADIES LEAD D CHAT SINCE Y'ALL KNOW D GUYS REPEAT D SAME TIN OVA & OVA AGAIN..
Y'all should take control for once during a chat dats y most guys complain u all re boring wic is true..

point noted Bt even you know that most men always want to lead in everything there never respect a woman also having a say even when it comes to chatting

lukui:
PUSSY IS DIFFERENT
I hear some ladies say pussy is pussy, No pussy is different, listen...
We have 3 types of pussy.
1. Tap pussy
2. Borehole
3. River pussy
Tap pussy is very tight and can only be found in a Chubby lady......
Borehole community pussy is very deep and it is also called bottomless pit.....that can only be found in a slim lady.
River pussy, is the deepest and widest of all, such can be found in a slim skinny tall lady.....and you can easily get drown.
Looks of pussy.
1. Some have baby face look
2. Some have angry face looks
3. Some look like burnt sacrifice
4. Some look like Forbidden city
7 Colors of pussy
1. Black
2. Yellow
3. Pink
4. Brown
5. Red
6. Orange
7. Arsh
Types of pussy flavor
1. Banana flavor
2. Strawberry
3. Onions
Sounds of pussy
1. Papapapapa
2. Klap klap klap
3. Flap flap flap
Conditions of pussy
1. Wet pussy
2. Dry pussy
3. Slippery
Pussy taste
1. Some taste like cheese cake
2. Some taste like soya mince
3. Some taste like maggi noodles
The good and Bad smell of pussy
1. Fish smell
2. Gutter smell
3. Palm wine
Good day
Abi you want more lectures Ni?

jesus why would someone with his normal senses write this.what is flap flap flap and klap klap klap.jesus

InansBobo:
I meant to say, I didn't apply for mbbs which was the norm for every 'bright' science student in my locality. I opted for Engineering (I prefer calculations to reading/cramming words)

ok

InansBobo:
I left the line of dreaming in the medical line after I discovered I hated drugs, smell of drugs, hate seeing blood and see people in pain.
Now I went to a line I could do better and I got admitted immediately. All my classmates then who applied MBBS are yet to be admitted and to make matters worst they still applied same thing this year

please if you don't mind me asking what line was that exactly

Good evening everyone,please I need help for my elder sister actually she's been at home for 5years now since she graduated from secondary school in as much as she has tried in jamb she still couldn't get admitted.even this year now she didn't get admitted and it has affected everyone in the family cause she is really smart and deserves the admission.Right now we are looking for a university for her that she can still get admitted to.if it a private university it has to be a bit cheap.she intends on offering pharmacy or medical lab science.please help

Good evening everyone,please I need help for my elder sister actually she's been at home for 5years now since she graduated from secondary school in as much as she has tried in jamb she still couldn't get admitted.even this year now she didn't get admitted and it has affected everyone in the family cause she is really smart and deserves the admission.Right now we are looking for a university for her that she can still get admitted to.if it a private university it has to be a bit cheap.she intends on offering pharmacy or medical lab science.please help

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Ilekokonit:
You will need the 90% later on when she shows you her true colours.
Sure
Most, if not all women are ingrates who use men to train them and their kids and lift the women up before showing their nasty side.

So, if you have 10 naira, tell your wife you have 1 naira.

Thank me later maybe 10 years into marriage when you finally realise that the woman you married is a deceitful monster.

Wow this is truly really an amazing write up.but it's a very wrong mentality why would you enjoy lying to your partner about your income.Yes I support 100% what you are saying there are some women you would tell your income to and the use it against you but the are also some who you would tell your income to and the help you in management but you have to be in the position to tell them.I have a male friend who has a gf he's not rich at all he's not working but he's gf her family is rich and she helps him whenever she can.but it got to a point that he got use to always asking her for money and when she doesn't have to give him he would say she's lying that she doesn't want to help him.but this when he has money he doesn't even want her to know.he always likes when she pities him according to him he loves her but I feel he's using her for the money.it really annoying to trust someone so much and the take it for granted

DenreleDave:
U keep falling for the wrong men.. U dated his frnd and now u dating him.. After that, u will date his family member.. U r a sex tool my sister.

How can u date him and his frnd and had sex and yet u r not the sex freak type... Ur problem is spiritual..
I'm being honest with u

......ur problem is spiritual.... SHIT THAT'S A GOOD ONE...... PLS KEEP THEM COMING.

mmadu4:
ok but please let me ask you this question apart from sex what else can you ladies offer a man ?

LOVE,RESPECT, COMPANIONSHIP, FRIENDSHIP, ADVICE,PRAYERS, OH AND MOST IMPORTANTLY A SWEET GOOD LOOKING LICKABLE AMAZING FOOD. IF YOU'VE NEVER HAD THIS FROM A WOMAN IT SIMPLY MEANS YOU ARE NOT A MAN

mmadu4:
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you can see the girl said shes not a sexual person and that is the number 1 turn off for most guys , cos technically thats all you girls can offer a man , just sex

what do u mean by saying thats what we girls have to offer, I don't know if you've heard this before but it wrong to generalize basic things you don't understand it's not because most of the girls you've met have been sex mates means u should generalize,it just like me saying all men are fucken bag of shit but clearly I don't mean all except some I've met on NL

Mmadu4 that was an amazing amount of rubbish you just wrote what do u mean by she didn't whine well, I mean who speak like that to someone the barely know mtcheeeeeewwww.Firstly genset or whatever your name is your write up is fucken weird considering the fact that you already understand that this guy was just playing you.he used to call 10 times now he doesn't,what don't you understand by that.

Good morning nairaland,please u need as many information as possible about rope access training,I've been contacting some people about it and I heard it a 3month training but when I browsed it am seeing 5days.someone even told me that the cost is around 3.6 million to study it in south Africa but am seeing R1150 which is 29000 in naira estimated.am just confused please anyone who has an idea about it should please let me know,

Thank you

MPESA:
I like your advice, if he's serious I believe he MIGHT have a good wife/woman in her.

White wolf sincerely there's nothing wrong with dating her.yes she's 17 and you are 28 it's OK besides a man is supposed to be years older than his bride but as for the sexual part of the relationship I think you should hold on with that in fact stop it for now cause she's still a minor and you said it yourself yourself she had sex before you went there,she could still be having sex without your knowledge cause she's young and can be easily manipulated by men and if something happens she will call your name when it might not be you.But for now I would advise you to get to know her well,talk to her,advice her you are older than her and she is your gf so teach her and educate her on relationships.she should learn to confide in u as her man.Except and Except you are there for the sex i suggest you leave the young girl alone.she won't die.

tobby20:
You are senseless ode oponu

bros please I did not insult you in anyway so my candid advice to you is to respect your self and stay within your lane.ode oponu whatever that one means I return it back to you.

tobby20:
Simple logic
Can you eat rice forever.won't you change taste to like yam or other stuff

unfortunately your logic is baseless and stupid.
Please no offense

Happy birthday�� dear

How can u be with someone for 10yrs and just realized you don't love him. Are you OK you are just thinking rubbish, it cause he's the only man you've ever known since secondary school that's why the other guy seems romantic, funny and so on.honesty you'd be a big fool at 27 no offence if you ever think of living him.besides this other guy might just see you as a challenge cause he knows you've a guy and he just wants to prove that he can get you. Baby this is God actually testing Your commitment to your man.and I hope this your 10yrs guy has proposed.

I am 27, I have been with the man I've always wanted to marry for over 10 years, since I was in secondary school. We have a long term relationship and we have our ups and downs, in general he is a great, loyal, dedicated man who loves me so much, but he doesn't make me laugh at all and I do get bored with him sometimes, he's serious and not fun, but I've always told myself that it ws ok and I we were getting married soon, until recently something terrible happened when I met this coworker, who I never thought I'd like, but after talking to him, which I know is wrong by all means, I fell in love with how funny, charming and amazing he is, I've never laughed this much in my life and it feels weird, he is romantic and he talks about everything which is quite the opposite of my fiancé he even gives it to me hard, just the way I like it. . Now I don't know what to do, I'm completely lost and I don't know what to do. Should I end my 10 year old relationship for someone I've known for 2 months?
I feel like I cheated on the both of them and my first guy is not really satisfying me the way I want
I already feel like a horrible person and I don't know if I can fix my mistakes.
Please help me..

Cc: lilianofentse rocktation

you are using a guy to past time now but when you are almost 30 and they are also using you to past time you will start going to church and be expecting a miracle from God.I don't know why women never learn .if you are not that hype about a guy let him know "as in bros I no to like you oo let's just be friends with benefits".simple instead of passing time

biacan:
Nah I'm not accepting it if I'm the one......Guy wey I use dey pass time go come propose to me Laiye laiye never

It confusing

Please engineers in the house you guys should help me I practically do not understand what am seeing, in fact it is just entering my eyes I've been trying this for 2days now and I still don't understand and my exams is on Friday
Please help

Please oo brainless is not gay.Everything was a silly prank he made.he has chicken in his mouth and he was simply giving the chicken to his friend from his own mouth pls it's fake oo

That's why I advice my friends,if you breakup with someone and you regards them are your ex why on earth do u still keep in touch it would have been OK if you are still single but since you are not, you should have blocked him to prevent problems. When you go into a relationship with a new person and you tell them you had an ex it is only proper for them to know if you guys are still in touch,besides you dated this guy for 2yrs and you have just giving him an opportunity to dump you after 2yrs. If he really loves you,he would talk about it and ask questions but if he doesn't talk about it and keeps mute there's no need he is planning a BIG SURPRISE for by surprise I don't mean a ring but but a way out

It's for my IT(internship)

ExpertNLer:
which position?

No actually it for my it.not yet a graduate

davidswagz:
Degree certificate and Nysc certificate