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Lanicky is about to slay some people today with her panache utterances. Cn't wait. Lanicky, kill them all.

Kingtom go don fvck twaci be dat.

Beamborla:
show me a human being who does not like money and i will prove to you that such a person is a product of your imagination. What differentiate us are the things we do in the bid to acquire the money.

you evaded the 1st question. I'm not saying you should not like money but inordinate like for money is bad.

ForeverYoung197:
Few of them, maybe just 2 .. since a lot of men like collecting girls like they are just collecting stones and throw them away when they done.

the other way round, can you say amen?

What about you op?

What if you called another girl's name like eniola, what would she do? She fit slap you via phone.



Na luv dey worry her. Just try to go and see her face to face, she will calm down. Tell her dat you are sorry, na wetin she wan hear be dat. Don't call her "sister" again, now you know she doesn't like it.

Beamborla:
lol... Are you a good man?

yeah, darling. Are you a good cook? Hp you don't like money like these other nairaland ladies?#smiles.

Beamborla:
If you are a good man, looking for the right qualities and not looking for 'mrs. perfect', you'd definitely have more than enough to choose from.

i guess you are one of them. Would you marry me?#smiles.

Uniben aspirant thread was fun last year. Shout out to ebayray.

Medunah:
U asking? Never mind

i know what you talking abt na. That's not asslicking na, i just wanna patronise her.


Shebi you don't wanna answer me? So i moved on to the next lady. Your shakara is too much.

Medunah:
Gosh emodeee, u re such an asslicker and dats irritating

really! whose ass have i licked?

Enypie:
I don't do Pm.. give me your number and send your home address straight away.. i'm waiting.

why i go give you my number? Na me wan fvck you na. You suppose give me your own number, so na me go call you not you calling. When i call i go give you address. Give me your number.

I wanted privacy. Since you don't wanna reply pm, give me ya number here then.

safarigirl:
the picture I have is too large

take a new picture na. Must you upload the large picture? You don see excuse wey u no go take upload am.

Ìt's funny how this silly topic will garner a lot of CUMments

Enypie:
Lool.. now I get it. Internet playboy. You can't even look me in the eye while standing in front of me.

says who? Oya reply my pm na. Mk we see whether i fit look into your sexy creepy eyes while standing in front of you. come my house na, make you come see panache.

safarigirl:
I see Vector on your dp....

yeah, that's nigeria's best rapper. I know you would not agree with me but don't even start an argument.


I know what you are trynna insinuate, that i don't have my own picture on my dp and i want you to upload your own? Well, at least you already have a your picture on your dp at a time, i just want you to upload a nicer picture, dats all.

@least na me 1st ask. Upload it joorh and stop doing shakara.

Enypie:
You're simply immature. Bad mouthing me behind my bad and you had the nerve to PM me. Bolo

e don tey wey i send you pm na. Na when i check your dp, i saw an olosho trait in you, then i decided to send you a message. I guess you have too many pms to attend to, you will soon get to mine. Why would i not send you pm, when you are displaying almost unclad pictures of yaself. I'm sure i'm not the only guy who sent you pm, we all wanna taste your honeypot. Olosho.

Reply my pm, you hear? I will fvck you in my porch.

safarigirl:
i'm not photogenic, but I do upload my pictures here often

i'm saying you should upload a nicer picture. M here waiting though.

Even with a covering on her head, she is beautiful. Happy birthday to your wife.

safarigirl:
there was no appropriate reply to givwbyoue initial "Hmm", so I couldn't reply you.

Why would I be avoiding you?

i don't even know. i thought you were avoiding me.


So why don't you change ya dp like other ladies do? I know you are intellectually a sage bt i wanna see you like for real. Upload a lucid picture not this kind of picture that i can't even see you in real life and recognise you.


I wanna see safarigirl girl with or without make up. I'm not even sure if you've ever used make up. Your personality here portrays that of a tomboy. Let me see your cute picture.

safarigirl:
Lol....dude, I wasn't circumcised. Female circumcusion is not practiced where i'm from and even if it was, my family is a highly educated one.

My grandmother was a school principal and the first female graduate in Eastern Nigeria, daughter of Alvan Ikoku, so we're all pretty enlightened folks.

The only defect I have is a stunted toe and that's from being born premature.

I know what it is to be sexually excited, I just don't feel that way with anyone is all, same way I don't particularly feel sympathy when a person dies. It's not a physical defect, it's a mental one.

My head is simply, not correct

Hmmm again. What's wrong with you? Are you avoiding me or what?

safarigirl:
never. If I did, it would make my situation so much easier to understand.

But I never went through any form of trauma, abuse or it's relations, i'm just not an intimate person

hmmm.

Medunah:
U dont seem to get it, I have nothing against the girl in d pic.

My problem is with the commenter I quoted who said the girl is a waste of sperm when her own profile pic is no better....

My bad, i think say you dey condemn her ni. As for the lady you quoted, i once told her dat she should stop putting us in suspense, make she show us wetin we wan see. Sotta like she was h..or.ny when she took that picture.

Enypie:
waste of sperm.

Sago n bugo. Pot calling kettle black.

Medunah:
Lol hypocrite and u are waste of what??

Cos ur profile pic is no diff from this.......

Or maybe urs is better cos u not showing ur pant??

Is it by picture? That lady can be a virgin in real life while you both condemning her could be an olosho in real life. She looks innocent. Evidently, she is from the village like anthony.

See as she position like person wey dey CUM

I would have loved to see lanicky and mimzy being interviewed together. The battle of sage contestant. I know lanicky would not disappoint buh i just wanna enjoy the cypher.


I love you, lanicky.

swaggprofessor:
I was 20 and was 25 though the hide n bleep game lasted for 2yrs.

#smiles@hide and bleep. Una for do am for public na#smiles.


How come? Na wa for all these girls. Sheee na because she like your bedmatics prowess, na im mk her continue or she just like you? I thought she would regret ever having sex with afterwards.

swaggprofessor:
5yrs

How old were you then and how old was she?

What's the age difference between you and dis lady?

Girls, if you wanna pay your school fees, come and meet this op, he is the babaforthegirls.