₦airaland Forum

ivyy:
Oh gosh, I want all

really! If we could do all together, then you have my vote. I wanna get in there.

Yuneehk:
I really really do

have you ever had one? Be sincere.

Yuneehk:
Awwwwnn this is Lomanteek!

you like it in the kitchen?

evegran:
I think it is childish girls that lie about their virginity.

I am not a virgin!!!

you can not be a virgin na, pretty lady like you. Too many pricks come your way.

ErnieSmallzz:
Hmmmm i think u luk good, but try 2 put on a smile nxt tym ...

put up your picture, let us rate you.

Na barca dey play today? E pain am sey dem no reach final. he say me him kuku wear their jersey to feel like say na them dey play today.



That said, you look good but not so nice background.

sinaj:
S

sinaj, you like to BOOK space. Hope say you sabi book?

Wetin dey there? Somebody write it out. Na nokia i dey use.

This one wey estharfabian dey laugh.

They are w.hores.

safarigirl:
you're sending to the wrong e-mail address, I don't use my yahoo mail. My gmail is on my profile page, you can use it

awwww, so nice. First time that you would be nice somebody. I think say you go lambast me cos you sabi blast person.


Ohkies.

rose54321:
It seems Mr. Ambode is out of ideas on how to spend Lagos IGR..
Anyone close to him should pls tell him that vehicles aren't infrastructures, they can improve the cost of living, but the long term economic effect is minimal as its a liability not an asset.

did you do account in school? How can can you say vehicle is not an asset?


If i'm not wrong ambode studied accounting in unilag. C'mon, ambode is working, lagos is working.

Safarigirl, you nor dey reply pm?

naughtynaughty:
ok
R u a she? Can u now answer

does emodeee sound like a she? Get sense na.

Op, you were not even sincere with your answers and you expect other ladies to be sincere?



Blatant liars everywhere.

I forgot to laugh.

Lanicky don sleep? Miss nairaland to badt. I'd like to see a no make up photo of you.

Now that you know she is not a virgin, what have you gained?

samsam2019:
Even as I am related to the CEO I had no other choice than to dump the sim.



The last time I subbed on the sim I let over 3 gig waste away because the network was starting to affect my brain.




I would send ordinary ping or WhatsApp message and it would take over 10 minutes to deliver.



It came to a time I even thought my phone had problem when network will just disappear.



The truth is, Glo need to shut down for a while to sort their problems.....it's really embarrassing

you are a famzer.

Op, how many girls you don fvck for your life time, so far?

tohpahz:
Good day y'all...

This Saturday the Nigerian army recruitment exam is scheduled to take place ,,
So i want to know What kind of questions are to be expected.., are they going to be grouped according to profession, or is it going to b general for every group.. is it current affairs or general basic questions?
Higher education questions specific to different professions or secondary education questions.. ??


Also any important thing i need to know??
Please people who have written the exam in previous times,i need help here.. Thanks.

Lalasticlala biko this is urgent, i need a wide audience..

na you wan join army? Na wa oh. Our miss nairaland wan join army.

Beamborla:
I'm very fine. How are you too, handsome?

i'm good. E be like say you dey serve, abi? Which state you dey?

Kachisbarbie:
I don't believe too at times. God has been merciful so far

and you are married! Nice.

Kachisbarbie:
Happy birthday dear. Wishing you all the best...
You are my month mate...lols, I celebrated my 25th birthday last 2wks Wed_May11th to be precise .

Where is the party at? Any non-alcoholic wine would be perfect

25th birthday? Adonbilivit.

[quote author=Beamborla post=45941232][/quote]pretty lady, hw var? Longest time.

Amusaopeyemi:
Cameroon ko, Gambia ni.
Shame on the mod that allowed this make front page. What kind of nonsense is this? Do these mods even fact check at all?

why you dey vex? Where the thing happen if e no be cameroun?

They are irresponsible.

Estharfabian:
Lol.


What Advantage o?
Are they sending hot nudes to me or something
'Coz that's the only advantage that's worth mentioning...the rest? Very inconsequential.

you no fit send your own nude but you want nudes. Come and collect it na.

My own pass crush, i wan marry her. Let me not mention her name.

safarigirl:
Canadian education and my nigga no fit spell 'grateful'...tomorrow they'll say foreign education is the best

Need I even enunciate the grammatical error in the sentence: "upon touchdown, I went to greet my dad with my citizenship and degree from (the) University"

And these are the people that will get jobs over better qualified graduates of Nigerian institutions simply because of imported degrees #BuyNaijaToGrowNaira

safarigirl, you no too fine but something dey upstairs.

Mine was embarrassing. Really, i don't know what to say to the girl.

I got to know her via my friend. I told him dat i like that girl in his class, he said "oh really". Then he told the girl about me and they arranged for a day so we could meet. The day came. The girl pretty no be small, her beauty intimidated me. He introduced me to her and he left. Leaving just me and the girl. Mehn, i don't know what to say to her, i was just reiterating questions, asking irrelevant questions like "how was lecture today?" hope you enjoyed the lecture?" at some point, i would just pause thinking of what next to say to her. She noticed and she gave me a shocker. she said "you don't even know what to say to me". I cannot forget that day. We are cool now though. Dats just the nature of an introvert but as you get familiar, with time, you would have something to utter in her presence.

We had no libido in primary school, so any teacher could do dis. Make she nor try am for university.

lanicky:
Lol.. Tonight #I promise#

i waited all night, i nor sleep because dis beautiful queen made a promise to me. She was no where to be found. You lied to me.