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It's not only nysc, jamb is also a corrupt body. They are just extorting money from candidates.

So mimzy get YANSH like dat? I no know. Her yansh dey well.

Mimzy, sheee i fit.................

Leriebloom:
MY LAST EXPERIENCE (forever I hope)

My friend and I woke up pretty early and left the house. She was leaving for Benin while I was leaving for Enugu because I had a flight to catch by 12:15pm. I told the bike man to take me to any park I can get Enugu bus and he took me to one miserable Nyannyan park. I was the first to get a ticket for the first bus to Enugu. I kept waiting for more passengers because we were just three. I spoke to the guy loading the bus and explained to him that time wasn't on my side so he had to push me to port Harcourt bus.When the bus started moving, that was when the driver remembered he had to fill his tank. We stayed on a short queue , but it was still enough to eat into someone's time. By the time the bus started moving it was past 8. To cut the long story short I got to Enugu by 12, I rushed to where I could get a cab. And for the cab guy to take me to the airport he said 4k,I didn't even have the time to waste so I entered. The driver was on his highest speed, but still we couldn't make it. We got to the airport and I rushed down to Arik stand, only for me to be told I had missed my flight. There was no other flight for lag until Sunday by 12",and I had to add extra money which was a tad bit too much. I left the airport, paid a cab man to take me to town to any affordable hotel. I hate sleeping alone so I was scared all through d night, I had to call a friend who tried keeping me at ease. It worked and I slept off. I woke pretty early Sunday morning,dressed and called the cab guy only for his line to be switched off. I had to drag my box down the road and waited until I saw a Keke. I jumped into it. He took me to peace mass park where I got a lag bus, and now I am home

you and flight dis, flight that, cab this, cab dat. Entering bike and keke napep seems awkward to you. You are feeling fly. "how can a pretty, glamorous lady like me be entering bike and keke napep". You nvr chichumtin.

E be like say you get plenty money. How e go be na? I go like make you be my girlfriend.

He is now the baba for the girls.

lanicky:

looking at her like *wetin dey worry you?*
where is it?

Call a tailor to help you to tighten it.

Kachisbarbie:
That was the first thing I saw, saved my energy immediately. Why would anyone wanna tame a fellow human, let alone ones MIL?

After taming her, she go put am chain for neck come lock her inside cage...hehehe.
As the MIL na wolf abi rottweiler

"my hubby".

*Marriage dey shark you like fish for water*

Liljeez:
Couldn't you just scroll up and read what led to this? Please do and stop being ignorant

i did. The girl nvr tell you say she nor go reply your pm na. She is the cocky type, yeah, i know that but she could give you the privilege of replying your pm. U suppose don chill. The girl wey you dey do pvssy nigger for, one guy dey kiss her for public. U just made her feel on top of the world. Like say she fine sef. Saucy girl.

Liljeez:
Didnt rili want to say it here......but...

It might seem pretty awkward.....geez,wah am i saying,of course it's gonna be awkward,I just like you so much...lyk im so into yhu.....might sound funny but i'm like ur personal stalker on NL.....i just couldn't help it anymore.....i had to find a way tell yhu..

I just hope i've made sense to you

pvssy nigger. You should do dat in private not a public place like dis.

EroticAngelina:
I don't reply PMs. what do you wanna talk to me about?

why?

prettythicksme:
Haterz gon hate if person no look ur side wen u dey chase,u go badmouth.#na ur way here

why you no contest for miss nairaland? Cos you know say you no fit win. Lanicky you gbaski.

PunkyV:
Slim or thick
lol @ big.

which one do you like? Which one is your current boyfriend? Don't lie.

[quote author=prettythicksme post=45751044][/quote]wad up? Why you con put your picture, i think say you dey hide before. You sef, you are just there. Abi you fine reach lanicky?

Kachisbarbie:
Yes I am married . E no stop you from crushing na, shey na to crush? It is allowed

you make brain. If i may ask, which year did you get married?

Kachisbarbie:
My baker came late, as in very late. Even had the guts to tell me she was sleeping...lols, that she thought our church is one of those that takes a lot of time.
My friends were telling me "onyi, cake never show o...", I was like "ehen, if you no chop cake _you go die?". I was actually prepared for the worst and I didn't want to get angry that day.

really! You are married? Wey i dey here dey crush on you.

Nigerian ladies copying oyinbo ladies since time immemorial.
It's obvious she is forcing herself, it's not her nature.

Refiner, let me hear your voice. Gv me ya number.

@op, how old are you?

PunkyV:
Look, it's different when you're the one doing it & when someone else is doing it, trust me. Especially in close proximity. It makes you feel dirty, is the only way I can explain it. It's almost like you've been jizzed on

State the time & place & prepare for the hurricane

i hear you.


Really! So you are fantastically corrupt on the bed. I lyk dat.

I will pm you for the time and place. I'm sure to have a wow experience.

PunkyV:
No, I've never been caught having sex because I'm very private about that sort of thing.

However, I've heard a friend of mine & her BF having sex. We were all in the same bed! Me & her shared a place at the time & there was only one bed in the tiny room. The sound, everything, was the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. With every movement they made, I felt nauseous. Yuck!

like say you sef nor dey make noise when dem dey fvck you? I'd like to hear you moan though. Are you available?

SonOfEl:
So because I stay in Mushin then am razz right? Sorry eh, who did this to you?

Are you mzhorlah? Get the fvck outta here

mzhorlah:
wait....Let me ask Orunmila

That's razz. I thought you live in lekki. you must be staying in mushin.

mzhorlah:

Dats the question, answer it.

I mean are you clean down there?

You look clean though. The exterior can be deceiving you know.

ErnieSmallzz:
lol! #ntin2say

You don't have to utter a word, just change your dp to a nicer one. The one in which your face can be seen.

ErnieSmallzz:
*smiles* i hear u .. I give up again

Nice.

Let's talk about you now.

I checked ya dp, you admit that you are ugly. Is that y you are hiding you face? We can't even see your face, so I don't agree with you yet. Let's see your face so we can gv our own verdict.


Well, I can see the boobs though even without seeing them raw, I assert that they are succulent.

mzhorlah:
Smh

Is your meal edible?

You look pretty, hope same applies to your power house. Some power houses emits obnoxious odor, which discourages real men.

ErnieSmallzz:
k lemme tink.. 1) i would definately cheat on im if e begins 2 care less about me . 2) if he hardly tells me how much he loves me 3) if e does tinz that makes me cry always 4)if e fynds it hard 2 trust me!! ;(








i tink i will stop here 4 now

Very good.


Do you have a boyfriend? Tell him all these things so you won't cheat on him. How are we sure he is not cheating on you? Well, as a guy, cheating is allowed. You know say our konji high pass una own.

Rubbish. Just tell us for free. I don't know why you guys are like this.

ErnieSmallzz:
hmmmm let that time come first, then i will tel u

Be sincere joorh
How will you know the time has come? What are the signs?

ErnieSmallzz:
lol, u know what?









I Give up!!

CUM back here. Before you go, I wanna ask you a question.

What will make you cheat on your boyfriend? No lies.