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Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Emodeee: 5:44pm On Oct 20, 2015
Ebayray:
Lol.... Hwfa na...

Fine girl no pimple. tongue
I love ya swag n I love ya dimple, simple.... grin



Lol cheesy
i'm ok.


u sef sabi that song? Nice. Thanks for completing the lyrics.

So wetin dey happen for ur side?
Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Emodeee: 5:32pm On Oct 20, 2015
[quote author=Ebayray post=39175854][/quote]ebayray, fine girl no pimple.
Romance › Re: What Is So Special About Marriage Proposals. Has Any Lady Ever Said NO?? by Emodeee: 11:44pm On Oct 19, 2015
My guy na ur eye e go happen when she tells u "NO"

i dn't trust these girls.

M yet to see any girl dat doesn't have more than one boyfriend.

They have their preferences.
Romance › Re: The Reason Women Are Always 30 Minutes Late. by Emodeee: 2:59pm On Oct 19, 2015
Mzdivacious, u r using style to tk shots at ur friend@ur signature.
Romance › Re: The Reason Women Are Always 30 Minutes Late. by Emodeee: 2:57pm On Oct 19, 2015
KashyBaby:
Yes I understand a lil bit, I owe this to some brave NL members who taught me pidgin...soon I'm coming down to this beautiful country. grin
perhaps to SIMI like an artiste.


U sure look good without make up.

Heard u av the most romantic men over dere, hw true is dat?
Romance › Re: The Reason Women Are Always 30 Minutes Late. by Emodeee: 2:49pm On Oct 19, 2015
KashyBaby:
Lol...I'm not one of u...I'm a filipina & I stated tat on my profile..
sheee u understand pidgin english?

Have u ever been to nigeria?
Romance › Re: The Reason Women Are Always 30 Minutes Late. by Emodeee: 2:37pm On Oct 19, 2015
KashyBaby:
Being ugly physically doesn't count..ppol will remember u when u got brain...I don't need make up to impress..juz check my dp.
R u a nigerian? If yes, then u must be an half cast.

Oyinbo like u nor need make up na. I thought u r a normal day to day nigerian lady.
Romance › Re: The Reason Women Are Always 30 Minutes Late. by Emodeee: 2:26pm On Oct 19, 2015
KashyBaby:
grin always late...so guilty of it.
r u trynna say without mk up, u r ugly?
Jokes Etc › Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by Emodeee: 8:39am On Oct 19, 2015
[quote author=Tandullceblog post=39126159][/quote]pretty girl.
Romance › Re: Stepping Away From The Lure Of Adultery by Emodeee(op): 8:35am On Oct 19, 2015
Lalasticlala, let's go there.
Education › Re: 9 Ways Students Waste Money, Possible Solutions by Emodeee: 8:32am On Oct 19, 2015
ALKARULEZZ:
* Sports Betting

* Clubbing

* Co-Habiting with the opposite sex

* Data plan

* Eating out
na u write the correct stuff, Na oyinbo people get the one wey op write.
Romance › Re: If Your Fiance/fiancee Collected This At A Buffet, How Will You React? by Emodeee: 1:54am On Oct 18, 2015
I ain't trying to be tribalistic bt is she from the north?

Na mallam dey buy rice and yam together.
Romance › Re: 8 Reasons Why Living With A Boyfriend Won't Lead To Marriage. by Emodeee: 1:50am On Oct 18, 2015
Sex, dats all.
Sports › Re: All The News About The Golden Eaglets (U-17) HERE! by Emodeee: 10:26pm On Oct 17, 2015
[quote author=safarigirl post=39089428][/quote]Safarigirl, I luv u. U r so versatile. Will u marry me?
Romance › Re: Gals And Ladies, Who Is Dat Nairaland Guy U Wud Want To Date? by Emodeee: 10:20pm On Oct 17, 2015
Ladies, like this post if I'm the one for u.
Romance › Re: Five Lies Every Nigerian Has Told In 2015. by Emodeee: 9:02pm On Oct 17, 2015
MzNelly:
Giving what to me? undecided
i thought u said u r eighteen, u should understand.

Relate the picture to ma giving it to u.
Romance › Re: Five Lies Every Nigerian Has Told In 2015. by Emodeee: 8:49pm On Oct 17, 2015
Mznelly, i saw dat pic. I feel like gving it to u on a low key.

Mo fe ko fun e for real.
Romance › Re: Is This True? Pics Inside by Emodeee: 8:21pm On Oct 17, 2015
Nice.
Romance › Re: Irritating Things Nigerian Guys Do That Turn Ladies Off by Emodeee: 8:16pm On Oct 17, 2015
StephanieEzeh:
Majority of guys are very immature and unacceptable societal-wise by their attitude and appearance!

*Dirty boxers: Some guys wear boxers for weeks without changing them! Dirty pikin and u won toast babe. White boxers go turn to carton colour grin

*White singlet turns brown: I still wonder how some guys wear white singlet till it turns brown! Some guys' singlets have even turned to buba grin with a wide space under the arms. The skinny ones will look like hangers inside the singlet! grin abeg upgrade joor!!!

*Keeping bushy hairs: This is seriously a turn-off! Does it mean you can't afford 200 naira to cut your hair? huh Are you practicing madness? huh Some barbers even charge 150 naira! Guy, abeg go cut your hair make you look like human being.

*Wearing skinny Jeans: I don't mind seeing small boys do this but not when you have come of age. Do you know how you look? Over 30 and you still wear jeans that make you look like vulture that has been beaten by rain!

*Sagging: Exposing your cheap boxers that you bought from gbogbo at the rate of 150 naira! Continue to misbehave, there is a prize for you grin

*Wanting to sleep with a lady on a first date: This is the most annoying and dumbest! You just meet a girl and you want to sleep with her? huh Because of the 1000 naira you spent on refreshment? Well, only girls without class fall for that. One day, your uncontrollable appetite for sex will land you in Kirikiri Maximum Security!!! Akpa! cheesy

*Taking drugs and alcohol to make love: So you can really do this? You plan to destroy someone's daughter? I never knew you could be so serious to apply a lot of strength and energy with adequate planning for this ac! Yet, you have not been able to plan your life or think of putting in so much energy in your work or career! huh Nonsense!

The rate at which most guys post degrading stuffs about ladies is very high yet they don't critically evaluate their own lives! Adumadu body!
i disagree with *taking drugs to have sex with u*

ladies like it, he will wole kanle. He will gbo u jigi jigi. O ma cum.

Has ur b.f ever used viagra to av sex with u?
Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Emodeee: 11:21pm On Oct 16, 2015
This is for those of u who are basking in the euphoria of tertiary institute.

The tertiary institute will CHANGE you.


Positive change or negative change?

The virgin ones will become non virgins.

The one wey no dey wear trouser go begin wear trouser

The one wey no dey hang out with boiz go begin relish am.

Watch out.
Family › Re: End of story. by Emodeee: 11:13pm On Oct 16, 2015
Missmossy:
Eyah, just be so certain before making any choice.
Missmossy, wetin happen?
Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Emodeee: 11:08pm On Oct 16, 2015
Teggi:
lol....I cannot argue with u, its pointless nd a waste of time.
Yeah, let it slide.


Let's talk about us.
Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Emodeee: 10:53pm On Oct 16, 2015
Teggi:
I don't know who pukka36 is
Don't worry, u r nt pukka36. Ur reply is too shallow, pukka36 has better reply.
Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Emodeee: 10:48pm On Oct 16, 2015
Teggi:
mtcheeeeeeeew!....she asked me a question n I answerd....y e dey pain u?
Well, ur noise too much. Put ur picture.

My mind is telling me dat u r pukka36 with a new account.
Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Emodeee: 10:46pm On Oct 16, 2015
Itfreda, my second luv on this thread.

Anytime, anyday, pukka36 is still ma 1st luv on this thread.
Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Emodeee: 10:44pm On Oct 16, 2015
Ebayray:
lol, dat aint d name I was christened wif o...
Ma parents aint givin me dah name
Well, u don warn me say make I nor toast u again, I will desist from toasting u.


I go still get babe wey fine pass u for this same thread. I will even ....... Her.
Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Emodeee: 10:41pm On Oct 16, 2015
Wetin dey worry dis one sef? Sheee na u be the only medicine student wey dey here ni?

Pukka36 wey know book pass u sef nor make noise reach u.
Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Emodeee: 10:40pm On Oct 16, 2015
gloryaaa:
Iwo lo mo
Shee uniben aspirant ni e abi o sere wa thread yi ni?

O kari front, I'm nt sure boya o carry back though.
Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Emodeee: 10:37pm On Oct 16, 2015
Ebayray:
lolz tongue
pls is shakara a name of an animal,place or tin?
Cos i only knw of MC Shakara who is a comedian in benin
wordplay phenomena. I like dat.


Shakara is a name.

Another name for ebaray is shakara.

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