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good evening ladies and gentle me, my pretty girl friends, i greet you all.

[quote author=Ebayray post=39022005][/quote]where have u been? I've been thinking abt u all day.

Harbosede02:

Ki lo n worry e, se normal.


Oya now.

Follow me, let's converse in private.

[quote author=Harbosede02 post=38964912][/quote]Je ka connect. Follow me, je ka soro ni private.

delishpot:
It happens. During mine I was sad at a point cos my dad was not alive to see the day. This photo represents a certain point during the wedding its not a proof that she was this sad all through her wedding. Many brides and grooms cry on their wedding day yet it doesnt mean they were sad to be married.

Let me see the face of the married lady mayb ske looks married.

(Ugly)cutecindybabe, hw var?

jascon1:
I understand, am saying those jokes that are not funny to u might be frenzy to another. Sometimes when some comedians talk I get bored, while everyone else around me cracks.

U r right.

I heard funny guys get sex for free, how true is dat?

Is she lying?

jascon1:
jokes are dry cos u don't fit into his mental fiction at the time or he doesn't have the professional words or method to deliver it. I've told same joke at different audiences and get contrasting responses. Timing, right words, right gesture n understanding the class of people around and their moods matter a lot tho

I stated the fact, don't defend yasef. Is it all ur jokes that are funny? No.

Their jokes can be dry sometimes bt u have to laugh to motivate them.

Harbosede02:
lol...u really think I will answer that question?

You should.

Mayb I can use the tactic to woo u.


Nkan to gbe saya yi, o n wun mi mu.

Kin ti e fi se pillow abi feeder ti ebi ba n pa mi.

Lalasticlala, do the needful.

Harbosede02:
See kwesion oo....smhh

Oyan e ni mo like bt physiognomy e, ko wa appealing at all.


Back to the question, answer the question. Abi u wan dey form virgin for me?

Rainess:
Screw your obsession with a girls virginity. It's out dated and useless.

Hypocrite, dats what u r. Check out the last thread on her profile.

Lalasticlala, I trust u.

really! Out of all the guys that u have, why him? What quality did he possess dat made u accept his offer to deflower u.

Is it what i'm thinking? Sm girls were innocent when they lost their virginity, i can probably say sm girls gave their virginity out of innocence. Nw that they more mature, they will be like "hw i wish i had sense like i do nw, i wouldn't have gven him my virginity, silly boy"

really, why did u gv out ur virginity to him? What's special abt him?
The truth be told, guys always feel proud when they r the first to open ur gate.
Ladies, m sorry, guys cn't just keep dat feeling of deflowering a girl, he will always find a fellow guy to share it with.

What did he say to u dat made u concur?


Ladies and gentlemen, share ur thoughts.

elantraceey:
So having a relationship without sex now make one a fool? Interesting.



Op you've been in a relationship with a lady for 9 years and instead of putting that ring on her finger,all that's in your mind is sex. Please break up with her, you've wasted her time enough.

elantraceey, proclaim that u r a virgin.

SexyCeline:
Lol.. am in my mid-twenties jor.

oh dats even better. Follow me, let's talk.

[quote author=SexyCeline post=38931931][/quote]u r in ur 30s, i'm in ma 20s, can u date me?
U r so beautiful.

I find juicy boobz attractive.

I luv dark skinned ladies. Especially when she hs a glamorous skin.
Jez looking at her skin, u will see stars all over her.
Shout out to missmossy, ma 1st luv on nairaland. She is a beautiful dark skinned lady, omo ti o we, to n dan.

I luv u, missmossy.

She looks at my down below. She examines if i'm truly endowed down dere.
Quote me anywhere, ebayray likes big dicks.

It's funny how guys love vagina. If ladies had no vagina, I don't think guys will be chasing them like they do now.


I once told my friend that his g.f is dry chested, his reply was "as long as she has a hole down dere, I am good to go"

Link: http://xchanger.mobi/v2/file.php?fid=519610



It's a song by v.i. A young talented rapper. Nice lyrics I must confess.

Listen and share ur thoughts.

Seun

lalasticlala
farano
rocktation

y'all should download it and tell me what u feel.

Omoge, bo se n gbon idi e yi, o n mu oko mi le.

Ebayray:
Hey, let's not go dere
Explain the meaning of wat u said jor

mayb ah should play sm little bad boy with ebayray b4 going to bed? I ll think abt dat.


Answer to ur question: it means that, in every situation, u should be thankful. A vulgar proverb right?
Toto water cannot bath the whole body bt at least it cn bath PRICK.

Ebayray:
I know dat

so u do? U no know say toto get water? Myb u should examine yasef to confirm dat.

swisscarter:
true that

confirm. Ebayray, See people wey sabi am here.