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Introvert and lady f u̶̲̥̅̊ c ūя̲̅self ūя̲̅ mates they chase first class u̶̲̥̅̊ dey chase first to comment,,,well sha everything na first

What for?is this celebration I would only allow you do that to me after givin me a range rover for graduation and if u̶̲̥̅̊ can't Bleep off,of which I know they wont

Teempakguy:


I don't understand what you're talking about.

for instance look at the theories on d shape of d earth;at first some tot it was d back of a giant tortoise which they had proof for,now we think its spherical which we also have proof,but who knows the next generation might say its not spherical nd give proof,so nobody really knnows anything.the editor of encyclopedia brittanica 1ce with the heigth of civilization and human know how we are still as naïve and confused about the universe as tthe early men were!ponder!

Now lemme tell you marriage is not as romantic as dating,for the fact that you dated him for five years of cos it won't b as spicy as it was at the beginning which is normal,u̶̲̥̅̊ ve sin his bad and good syd.This guy u̶̲̥̅̊ just met do u̶̲̥̅̊ knw his last name?is it because he z richer of month gudluking.The worse part is when you find out he z ūя̲̅ husbands friend and this is just a test you re already failing.OMG! What if you were already married b4 meeting dis nu guy,bita 2ruth=I strongly pray against meeting a woman lyk u̶̲̥̅̊...u̶̲̥̅̊ are kinda a shame to tru woman hood

If I were a pastor I would mount the pulpit on sunday and say to the whole church if you knw any one who is a farm manager,tell him to take heed his life is at stake because I A̶̲̥̅♏ damn sure not less dan once the OP has tot of getting rid(or killing)his "boss"

felai:
1k

WTF! I mean who buys a 6600 in 2015 for 29000 its either u̶̲̥̅̊ ve bin duped or u̶̲̥̅̊ re tryin to dupe

kennyddonn:
well said anyway....


hope u didn't collect money from some other people sha




but if I were to be him I won't reject I wud rather use d money wisely



maybe for missionary or the needy

I only knows it's between me and my maker

if ever you become a pastor don't make that mistake your reputation as a man of God as to be intact,don't allow"Godly greed".rather he should tell GEJ to use it for that purpose.

Feel free to add yours

I have been spending @ least four hours of on nairaland,everyday,which got me thinking why I have grown fond of NL.This is why I love nairaland;
*You have liberty to speak as you wish without worrying about your wife,boss,parents,e.t.c. Seeing ūя̲̅ post,especially when u̶̲̥̅̊ re using a pseudonym(false name)
*You get to develop your writing abilities,if you an aspiring reporter this is a sort of training ground for you.
*The hilarious comments;we ve got pretty hilarious people here
*You can actually network,e.g.Fhemmy is a well known car dealer on nairaland,sometimes I think seun should collect his share from each of fhemmy,s deal,lol,oga fhemmy na joke ohh
*I see it as a site that truly reps the true Nigerian spirit.

I have been a member of nairaland for three years now.Presently I spend at least 5 hours on nairaland daily,which got me thinking how come I prefer this site to almost any other?.This is why I love my nairaland
*It is an indigenous site,which represents The true Nigerian spirit
*You can be as original as you wish,and say things you wouldn't have said on other sites,for instance on FB your boss could go through your wall,or visit your twitter handle!but nobody knows on NL,especially since every one wears a pseudonym mask,don't be suprised if your boss is the mike00001 you slapped on NL yesterday.
*It is an avenue to network,e.g.Fhemmy he is a renowned car dealer on nairaland,in fact I think seun should demand for a share of his car deals,,,abeg na joke ohh.
*You get the chance to develop your writing abilities,if you want to be a reporter and you have never made FP on NL,you need to work on yourself.
*The hillarious comments,that's one of my favorite points,my relatives and friend sometimes think I A̶̲̥̅♏ going nuts when I start laughing hysterically,,,I can't say it all abeg help me complete the list.

jonaifame22:
u wouldn't understand how intoxicated I am wth the love I have for tonto, my heart skipped a beat when I woke by 1am to turn on my tv set only to see my precious damsel on screen, on the spot I finished a cup of vaseline,

,,,,I kip telling NLders der z a certain kind of african grass u̶̲̥̅̊ shldnt burn/smoke I think u̶̲̥̅̊ had a mild dose,,,

I tot I was d only 1 filin dis way,scammers are really investing in social media,"neat G wagon for 1 m"even on our beloved nairaland,,,der z no hidin place again ooh,,

Because die are lots of fone to beat it hands down apart from d name wey he carry 4 head,just check hTc M9

I have always seen it at the bottom of the site downloaded it once but it only redirected me to the site through my native browser,I A̶̲̥̅♏ actually thinking of downloading it but before I do I want 2 know NLders experience with the app.Very good?Good?normal?not too good?poor?meaningless

Aww olx and jiji dats where u̶̲̥̅̊ wld here G wagon 1M and u̶̲̥̅̊ wld stat suspecting ūя̲̅ dealer

Unfortunately,,,I ve only bot a new fone 1ce so I specialise in hand 2 hand fones ,and I sell it d moment I know it won't use 1 mo month on d land of d livin,

Unfortunately,,,I ve only bot a new fone 1ce so I specialise in hand 2 hand fones ,and I sell it d moment I know it won't use 1 mo month on d land of d livin

Nonybb:
Nigeria is a funny country. Look at all these bunch of fakers, losers and American-wannabes claiming celebrity. What can we celebrate about them but wack and indecent songs

if I call u̶̲̥̅̊ omo ale dey wld ban me,so I won't,u̶̲̥̅̊ must ve smoked d forbidin weed just lyk fayose dd...instead of u̶̲̥̅̊ 2 apprc8 our music u̶̲̥̅̊ call it indecency,,,obviously if u̶̲̥̅̊ really do listen to american songs u̶̲̥̅̊ wld knw dat our song z re decent enof compared 2 diaz and lykwise we dnt go naked on stage

If u̶̲̥̅̊ ask me I can't c any toyota highlander in dat picture because d toy don burn na d ota remain

CR77:
Yes

u̶̲̥̅̊ beta make sure ūя̲̅ parents are not on NL,I don't nid 2 tell u̶̲̥̅̊ wat dey would do

Its not dat my mouth is dat big ohhh,but for me decent is anything above 1M

mn09abk:
See wetin too much Brukutu and Monkey tail dey cause....Fayose don dey decieve himself say him be James Bond

I stand against ūя̲̅ statement quote me anywhere,dia is a particular kind of weed in sub saharan africa,when I smoked it dat was when I found out our store na train bus stop to north korea,I think fayose had a mild dose of dat same weed

Do u̶̲̥̅̊ really want us to do dis?The truth is we wld never learn a bit about the universe until jesus comes it wld just be a series of theories to b later annulled,,,moving in circles

Mlud:
I am contemplating a purchase of one of these and I ask current owners to please let me see these SUVs through their eyes.

Mercedes GL 450 - 2007
Range Rover Vogue - 2005/6
Lexus GX 470 - 2005/6

Please tell me what's good about your car and what you love the most.
What are the maintenance issues and what has caused you problems?

Is there anything you have not been able to repair?

They are all good motors and I have done some research. I just want to see how owners feel about them.

If you are reading this which will you rather have or buy and why?

Thanks.

bros if no b say I lyk u̶̲̥̅̊ I for tell seun to ban u̶̲̥̅̊,but pls don't make dat mistake again,"do NOT compare MERCEDES with any,,,"

Billyonaire:
Honda is for starters.....Apart from Cross Tour, I dont see any Honda worth driving...

I dnt like it 1 bit,d annoying part is its stupid breakdowns it can embarass u̶̲̥̅̊ anywhere for dose who don't know honda its dat car u̶̲̥̅̊ wld c @ d middle of d street with d two tyres facing different directions

If no b say life wey don spoil ow dis one go get fans,,,chai!

Firefire:


This snake man should stop all this stupid photographic exercise .

Buratai, please enter sambisa forest and bring our girls out from the bunkers.


also ensure your next exercise is done at the newly relocated military command in Maiduguri.

,,,lol u̶̲̥̅̊ no dey watch action film?he go first send him boys,,,enh enh he go come go fight.for where? u̶̲̥̅̊ go hear say him go for treatment for london #whats in vogue

A brotherly advice to lady f and introvert,u̶̲̥̅̊. Beta lie low for sometym bliv me una enemies for NL no get numba

It either means she z angry with u̶̲̥̅̊ or fed up of u̶̲̥̅̊(handwriting on the wall)

jumanche:
Actually, my boyfriend is a very good man. He is very down to earth and respectful. He will never ever punch me. He helps around the house, he cooks for himself and even helps do my hair. He is perfect. Its just sad that he has this addiction. Please do not insult him.

This is the reason why I am confused about the smoking because that's his only flaw. Its a really bad flaw but he's a very good man and i wish I could help him.

aunty u̶̲̥̅̊ know dey listen 2 asha nii? Der is faya on d mountain,all dis gals of nowadays dem go c trouble com jump insyd
How re u̶̲̥̅̊ sure he doesn't smoke weed also??
Dnt u̶̲̥̅̊ knw @ dat rate he wld b dying @ a really young age,as a result of cancer of the lungs believe dats not romantic
+u say he has not beaten u̶̲̥̅̊ yet u̶̲̥̅̊ just wait till dat day ūя̲̅ guy runs out of cigarette and u̶̲̥̅̊ try 2 play love with him @ dat tym u̶̲̥̅̊ wld knw addicts are wolfs
Well d decision is yours,I would b waiting 2 hear from u̶̲̥̅̊ on nairaland a few years from now with a topic like"obedience is better dan sacrifice ",,,,if u̶̲̥̅̊ support my advice 2 her abeg lyk,,-f u̶̲̥̅̊ dnt share,,,

When he beats u̶̲̥̅̊ lyk crazy but changes ūя̲̅ car every week,dats how ladies define love

Lolz * he could be thinkin;what A̶̲̥̅♏ I doing here?which way make I follo run
* lord give me the strength to b an husband to this,,,,
* when pastor said we would pay for all our sins I think say na play ohhh,chai! C my life