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 Sports › Re: England Seeded For World Cup:your Thoughts by Emperoh(m): 11:38am On Dec 03, 2009 |
Who really cares how the seeding is done? Granted a lot of questions should be asked but heck, let the big guys meet themselves Thats how you know who is bigger. . . . . .i just keep wondering when these selfish sentiments will leave football!!! France in particular deserves more punishment. Argentina didn't have the best of qualifying. They scrapped thru by hair's breath yet they were seeded Some give me another story abeg!!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Carling Cup: Manchester City Vs Arsenal [3 - 0] On Wed, 2nd Dec by Emperoh(m): 9:59am On Dec 03, 2009 |
No be say u talk!! She no just wowo, she just didn't get it right. . . . . its not about featuring babes as Analysts But please get girls that know what is on ground. . . . this is not a fashion show-off We are talking of football here. . I wonder why Wengey keeps throwing away the only trophy he has the capability to win. He will come back and tell us its not his main target yet the ones he targets keeps eluding him He had better stop clutching at straws. . . . . .the trophy cabinet is likely to remain dusty this season again!! |
| Autos › Re: Car Dealers: Ogun State Police Check Point. My Little Experience? by Emperoh(op): 8:16am On Dec 03, 2009 |
[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=360514.msg5037265#msg5037265 date=1259780566]Good for you. When i tell you to only go out in your full ROMAN EMPEROR REGALIA, you would accuse me of being vain and wanting to show you off that my man is an Emperor, lol. Pele o, why una no jejely pay some Soldier to drive the car for you?[/quote]BB love, you and I know how much i love driving and this time i wanted to see the countryside. I wouldn't enjoy my hubby if i go with my Royal Regalia and Swagger. . . so i decided to be the humble i am. But lo this is what i get from my subjects. . . . .not to worry love, i know you will deal with them for me. . . . .pls come to bed so i can give you details on how to go about it. . . . . in the meantime, i want you to disciplin IGWE for the below accusations!!! [quote author=Igwe. link=topic=360514.msg5037353#msg5037353 date=1259781722]oh my bad, just went back to the [url=http://https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-198222.0.html%22#msg3134466]thread[/url] to discover twas 190 that made that witch comment  pele!  [/quote][quote author=Igwe. link=topic=360514.msg5037325#msg5037325 date=1259781446]Make i laugh you small, you yab me ba? why you no come fly am like witch again, pele ooo, sorry!  that serves you right  You would have called us. lol[/quote]So after going thru feats of agba mixed with paraga, you come out to accuse me of something i didn't do? B_B will take care of you.! |
| Autos › Re: Car Dealers: Ogun State Police Check Point. My Little Experience? by Emperoh(op): 4:51pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
Fhemmmy:You had better think again. . . . . between Sagamu and Asaba, i counted 31 police check points They could be more. . . . . Anambra is another case. . . . every 200 metres is a check point Its just that here, u are pleaded with to part with money not forced to!! |
| Autos › Re: Car Dealers: Ogun State Police Check Point. My Little Experience? by Emperoh(op): 3:45pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
YoungBrain:Ol boy this ur case worse pass my own oo!!!! Maybe you didn't speak in their language? money?!!! My first experience wasn't bad at all. . . . infact i never knew i could drive from Lagos to Enugu without a single cop stopping me!! Maybe cos it was in the middle of high traffic , 26th December 2008; na im come begin think say na so e dey be. . . . the issue is that if we know what they are to ask for and stick to it, then we wouldn't be going thru all these nonsense!! |
| Autos › Car Dealers: Ogun State Police Check Point. My Little Experience? by Emperoh(op): 2:30pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
The Holidays were fast approaching and I was unusually idle. I needed to do something or at least get out of Lagos. I didn’t have much fund on me but somehow, just somehow, I needed to travel. It wasn’t planned. Then my room mate in school called me. The container has arrived and we’ve done the clearing and registration. 'Can you get me someone most likely a force man to drive my brother’s car to PH?' It was an opportunity for me. I promised to get him someone but on a second thought, I said to myself, why not do it. You could get some quids from it and the same time, fulfilled you wish. So I called him and told him I would do it. Wednesday evening at the close of work, I went to inspect the car to be sure everything was ok. Pumped tires, bought fuel and all that. 4.55am Thursday morning, I was racing down Lagos - Ibadan Expressway. I thought and knew I left on good time. By my calculations I should be thru Ogun state before the Guys in Black start their wahala. Moreso, my documents were all in order so there is really no reason to panic. At least, timed by my leaving early, I will catch up on the time lost on checking papers and all what not. Them go stop me. Kpata kpata, na papers and then ‘wetin you carry’. But was I wrong? You will find out. I got to Sagamu by 5.50am and brushed past the first two check points given the cover the darkness still gave me. But I wasn’t too lucky on the third one. I was stopped. Papers checked and everything in ‘order’. I was waved ‘moved on’. Another 300 metres was another check point. I exclaimed; Gosh, na so we do waka today? The owner of the car was sitting beside me. Then a friend at the back. The trunk was filled with drinks, wines and a 37 inch LCD and TV Console which were well hidden. You do thought it was TV carton loaded with some other stuffs. So after checking my trunk, he took my papers and read my ‘offence’ to me. ‘You didn’t sign on the papers where you are meant to, then you have to show me the person who issued you a Tinted Glass Permit within 48 hours of getting your papers. That means you didn’t go through the normal process and what you have is fake’. ‘Corporal turn this car and take it to the Station.’ It was already a case before I knew it. After much argument and the car being turned into their pseudo ‘station’, I parted with N1,500.00. I moved on with my trip and for the next 4 check points, still in Ogun State and within the Ogbere division, I had already parted with almost N5,000.00 for same two offences. How am I to shelve myself from this? We got a black biro and signed the unsigned documents. But there were two of them, ‘Information For Vehicle Imported into Nigeria for Private Use’ and CMR form which mysteriously, we forgot the originals in Lagos. With a black biro, the chap signed on the photocopy. It remains on how to solve the Tint Permit issue. Was it really an offence to get it in 48 hours? I am still to get an answer on that till today. Maybe my fellow dealers or probably an in house cop who knows how the things work will tell us not just me. Got them photocopied and continued on our journey. But surely we got to the main cracking point that inflicted pains on our pocket but somehow helped us out though in hindsight. We got to the 7th Check-Point still in Ogun State and as usual, got our ‘Park Well’ reception. The sharp eyed Sergeant Julius handsome and fair spotted the tint Permit issue and somehow recognised that we used a black biro on a Photo-Copied Document. Hey! Wahala dey!!! Read our ‘offence’ and then asked a Corporal to take charge of it. Another round of arguments, logical statements, strong head and begging ensued. We spent another 45minutes here. Somehow, the young ‘officer’ who took my papers, thinking he was going to intimidate me, got a raw deal of my frustration. He initially tried to frighten me with ‘the inspector shouldn’t know about this’ line but I wasn‘t bugged. On closer surveillance, I realised they were trying to limit as much case as possible getting to the elderly man. How did I know? Seeing that I wasn’t moved by his rants, he switched off my engine and took the keys. After he had snatched my key from the ignition, I went to a side and stooped, ignoring him and his rants. He kept asking after those who were with me. He was really scared of the Inspector getting to know. I blunted him out and told him it wasn’t his business to know where they were. He looked around but couldn’t recognise them from the myriad of ‘Offenders’ around the Inspector. He went over to the Julius guy that stopped us and complained that I was being stubborn. The next thing he did was to go and turn the car to the direction facing Lagos. The two guys with me, the owner of the car and my friend then went to meet Julius for further ‘negotiations’ on our ‘release’. Somehow, seeing that we weren’t in a hurry(formed we weren’t), he chilled out and started lecturing us on what to do as many more check points more difficult than they are would stop us. We agreed to give him N5000.00 and then another N6000 for another Sergeant to ferry us to the border with Ondo State. According to them, the issued we had would take more money from us. After much argument, we agreed. The idea being that, the guys in Ondo down to Benin and further weren’t as voracious and terrible as the Ogun guys. I had problem believing the guy but the car owner somehow convinced me. Where they right? Very very well!! Before getting to Ondo boundary, I counted 11 other Check Points. As we navigated down to Ondo, The Cops would stop us but on recognising the man behind the wheels, would instantly let us go. Went thru a customs check points who tried disturbing but realising the Clearing Papers where in order, begged for money for ‘tea’. The last check point in Ogun State was called ‘Aso Rock’. This where you part with the biggest money. I knew this cos I had fallen victim to a different batch of Highway patrol Cops at the same point sometime in April. Infact they stopped us, and even proved too hard to the Sergeant with us. After much shouting matched between them and cajoling, the man took N200 from us grudgingly and with so much pain. One look at his face told me we woulda been in for one hell of a problem if we didn’t have this guy driving us. But thank God we went thru. The dude just packed at the border wished us a safe trip, crossed over to the road back to Ogbere. Just like he said, the guys at Ondo and further down where easier to deal with. In some cases I muscled myself thru without their traditional N200.00. I realised too that as one came further down, the lesser you part with but with some of then being tad stubborn. I was even accused of kidnapping my friend who was sleeping at the back of the car somewhere at Benin By-pass. Why did I write this; I guess my fellow dealers and Courier cars down should learn. I also think the Nigerian Police force should educate people on their rights on what Officers on the highway should check on vehicle. This will help in checkmating what these people ask for. From the sane to the out rightly ridiculous. From my experience and my interaction with the Cop that ferried us thru, there are just two options to go undisturbed the guys in Ogun State. U either get an Officer who MUST be alone or you settle though not as much when driven by a civilian, if you decide to accompany him. Or have loads of money on you because, THEY MUST FIND FAULT with you documents!! Also, have these in mind. If you wanna drive, do it on a Monday. According to him, there are less officers on the highway on Mondays No one is proof from their harassment except Officers and those driving brand new cars but must not be with anyone. Space the dating of your tint permit by a Month if you can or at least two weeks. Because according to him, it takes around two weeks for it to be processed. Be sure to have all the spaces in your papers well signed by the appropriate persons, ie, you or the issuing authorities Please and please, do well to get the engine number on your car. They have a knack for finding even hidden ones!! I no know as them they take do am!! All in all, just be smart, shine your eye and be ready to waste time. If you seem too much in a hurry, them go finish your pocket. I no understand why person no go fit enjoy him motor for Naija!!! God dey sha!! Comments are all welcome. Good or bad!! |
| Sports › Re: FIFA South Africa 2010 World Cup Draw - Cape Town by Emperoh(m): 11:24am On Dec 02, 2009 |
Eight Seeded teams have been released Brazil Spain Italy Argentina England South Africa Netherlands Germany France and Portugal were not seeded regardless of their FIFA world rankings, their Qualifying stage did them in!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 11:11am On Dec 02, 2009 |
Ritchman I ain't here to compare anyone but hey. . . . if i don't get goals, i should do with skills and skillful ball handling Thats why am attracted and a football fan. . . . .we are watching to see how those goals wher scored, the skillful build up The dribbles and turns and not some aggressive ball chasing runs. . . . . Berba has given me better value than Tevez Citeh can have 10 of him. . . .i bet Sheikh Mansour would be wondering why he spent that much on a fringe player And like the article said, Hughes should be working out a plan on how to keep them happy But Tevez will be worse off if he complains cos people are now watching closer!!! Sauron Careful with the Spam bot. . .the thing don ban me before. . .twaz Criz that saved my NLD Arse!! No one will pass a motion for impeachment on Criz and if it does happen, NLD PDP will make sure it doesn't go for a secnd reading!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Goal Of The Week 14! by Emperoh(m): 8:49am On Dec 02, 2009 |
tkb417:I agree with you on Lee Bowyer but i think Giggs's freekick was better than Drogs Drogba jabbed the ball thru the opening in the defence wall. . .Giggsy bended his ball beside the wall into the net!! How about that? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 6:09pm On Dec 01, 2009 |
tkb417:The later seems more likely than the former though very remote. Moreover there is actually nothing to see. No try me oo. . . Emperoh can be gentle but quite deadly oo!!! You go watch horror film die today. . . . i just want to see them express themselves. What i don't want is losing at OT!! That was why the ucl LOSS PAINED me [quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=319383.msg5030395#msg5030395 date=1259685937]Na spambot. I posted an article about Tevez. The same Tevez you guys didn't want to leave Man Utd in the summer cos you felt Berbatov is wack.[/quote]Abeg post the link to the article. . . i do love to have a look at it!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 5:08pm On Dec 01, 2009 |
tkb417:Sharrap dia. . , why u dey claim holy holy? Dem no talk am for Oyibo say a Leopard no dey change im sports? Abeg talk wetin dey make i know whether to go for 2nd Missionary Journey. . .make Criz no hear oo!!! Coded, Women go kill you oo. . . .all these while footie talk no comot you. Immediately 'F' show, na so u show. . U do well oo Oya people back to footie before Madam Criz go show!! Possible line-up for the evening anyone? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 2:19pm On Dec 01, 2009 |
tkb417:Vous etes sur? HBABE, Nno oo!!! U are permitted in the hallowed United Chambers Be well to look out for vermins, twats and roaches. Diss, curse, yab, jab and abuse them if need be. Else keep it clean. . , . we no dey find wahala but if dem find us come, we handle them neatly!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 1:59pm On Dec 01, 2009 |
Eastbay:Ask TKB, he is well grounded in such affair and should be able to tell which is better Thank God you said they are beast, i will take cover next time and there. . . . I hope madam is keeping tabs on you. I also believe you per Fergie proving us wrong. . . . . Those kids should be introduced gradually. U can't compare what you have now with the set of Giggs, Scholes, Neville Brothers and Becks. The mdia has over-hyped a whole lot of them and you will find it extremely hard differentiating between raw talents and flash int he pan. If they were so, Arsenal woulda won a trophy in the last 5 years |
| Autos › Re: Honda Civic 2006 For Sale Registered For 1 Month: by Emperoh(m): 8:53am On Dec 01, 2009 |
People still they price this car? Only if they knew the comfort behind those structure!!! Poster, happy sales. . . those who know the worth will snap it up!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 8:17am On Dec 01, 2009 |
Ibime:Sharrap dia!!! Whats soo special about them Ph Ps?Needed to see how they were all over me. . . not for my respect for Criz eeh!! Sauron Lets call a spade a spade. . . lets be ready to exit the CC if Spurs field the same squad that played Villa Saturday night. You don't send out a bunch of kiddies in games like this. have a mixture of experience and kiddies and i will be fine. SAF shouldn't take chances. You never know which one will favour us this season!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 5:53pm On Nov 30, 2009 |
Ibime:Ol boy even in dry season, its is. . . . . infact mud made the neat car i brought look like an old SUV The chap i was with is even planning to move out cos of the flood!!! De Law Crew of Knuckleheads? Was that the name militants have at the formative stage? Eastbay:EB, more like it. It didn't look like a buzzing evening until my guys showed up!! I had to beg to buy myself out of fun. . . . .Zapped out the next day. . . Before bebes go make person commit adultery [size=4pt]Hope Criz is not reading[/size] |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 4:29pm On Nov 30, 2009 |
Ibime:Really? Are u Ateke or Boyloaf's protegee? Didn't know you were such a terror? Maybe thats why u think u can 'kipnad' us here abi? No wahala, i know what to do next time. . .Was at Agip, then Rumuodara and Obigbo!!! Has a little fun before jetting out. EB I felt it too. . . .just that there still seems to be some sort of suspcion among people But i think its something that will ease out with time!!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 2:38pm On Nov 30, 2009 |
Eastbay:Are u sure about the Militants? Anyway, my visit didn't afford me enough time to asses the situ. As for our middle, Hargo's return will straighten a lot of things. . . .things can be like that for a while. We are gone past some of our glorious moments and tinkering a team to get the winning formula is just what we are going thru I bet you, once we get our rythm back, things will shapen up. . . . .if we are feeling Ronaldo's exit, its no other way than this!!1 Lets see what January brings. . . . Methinks getting another mdfield man to the level of Fletcher is what we need at this point in time!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 1:12pm On Nov 30, 2009 |
dayokanu:Sharrap dia. . . the type i gave ur coach? Eastbay:Time will take care of the Chavs. . . . . i won't start panicking till Macrh Then and by then, i will know what to say or not. But really what do we have to lose not winning the this time around? Rien. . . . We have nothing to prove to no one. . . . make this league no dey like Ligue 1. We don't really have much headache in the middle as we have in attack and prolly defence. Scholes and Giggs will gradually peter out. . . . lets reard them for their royalty to the club!! I been come ur end over the hols. . . . but i had lots of cops incase them militants try any mischief No be say police strong pass them but maybe some false sense of security. How work dey go? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Portsmouth Vs Man United [1 - 4] On Sat 28th Nov by Emperoh(m): 9:01am On Nov 30, 2009 |
Result = Rooney!!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: El Clasico! Fc Barcelona Vs Real Madrid [1 - 0] on Sunday 29th Nov by Emperoh(m): 7:15am On Nov 30, 2009 |
I think i have to heap a good portion of the blame on Pellegrini!!! His substitutions were real suspect. He didn't even seem to have a game plan on how to contain this rampaging Barca midfield Maybe we should loan John Obuh to them or even Ladan Bosso!!!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 7:10am On Nov 30, 2009 |
Happy new week people!!! Back to analyses!!! What did SAF smoke on Wednesday evening? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Emperoh(m): 4:10pm On Nov 24, 2009 |
mukina2:I told u i don't want. . . . .stick with Dayo. He can perform nah!!! U tried TKB and he refused now me. . .who's next? Sauron? U seem so much into Mancs lately, are u planning a cross over? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Arsenal Vs Standard Liege [2 - 0] On Tues 24th November by Emperoh(m): 3:56pm On Nov 24, 2009 |
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=356183.msg4987053#msg4987053 date=1259072572]Na lie. . . . . . . This is the first time i am seeing allboyz scared shitless. Before now, you woulda said Arsenal 12-1 Chelsea. [/quote]This is unbelievable. . . . . .Gaynners scared?If na Man U now una go begin mouth nonsense!!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs Inter Milan [2 - 0] On Tues 24th November by Emperoh(m): 2:43pm On Nov 24, 2009 |
mukina2:No worry, his fineness will save Barca when they lose k? Senior Ode!! Fine ko find ni!!! |
| Autos › Re: 1999 Toyota Camry Le ^^^^price: 2900$ by Emperoh(m): 1:48pm On Nov 24, 2009 |
hailolive:Any reasons why u think he's wrong? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs Inter Milan [2 - 0] On Tues 24th November by Emperoh(m): 1:24pm On Nov 24, 2009 |
Star match it will be!! Expect fire works and water works!!!!! Can't wait. . . and if barca is eliminated, Khanye and Krayola should wait for me!! Muki too!! |
| Autos › Re: 1999 Toyota Camry Le ^^^^price: 2900$ by Emperoh(m): 8:38am On Nov 24, 2009 |
Poster U had better ship these car with the next shipping schedule. . .if this car is not in Nigeria before December 31 2009, You risk losing it to customs as importing an over-aged car!!! |
| Culture › Re: Contest For The Most Beautiful Girl On Nairaland by Emperoh(m): 8:30am On Nov 24, 2009 |
Hogwash!!! No structure on ground just asking people to send pictures!!! Pls Poster if you are serious about this, lay your cards on the table. . . how do you select your winner? Where and how are the pictures going to be screened? How do we guarantee on transparency? Who's sure you are nt using the pictures for your ulterior motives!!! Pls set up a structure, fine tune and post and i bet you, you will see babes trooping to participate!! |
| Politics › Re: Sam Okoye, Africa's Foremost Astrophysicist Dies by Emperoh(m): 8:23am On Nov 24, 2009 |
Anambra has lost another great mind!!! I hope the Government recognises his achievements and honours him jus like other Academics before him!!! RIP SAM OKOYE!! |
| Politics › Re: See Soludo's Plans In Detail- Africa's Dubai Taiwan! I Am Soooo Excited! by Emperoh(m): 8:15am On Nov 24, 2009 |
Very very very cheap talk!!! We have seen this many and many times before. I read Mbadinuju's manifesto, i read Obis' even Ngige. . . .they are very scintillating write up!!! But i like to ask Soludo one question. What funds will he build all these things with? Creating a Dubai/Taiwan in Africa while depending solely on the FG monthly allocation? Until some politician gives me a detailed way on how to improve the IGR of Anambra State, then all these will be lofty dreams!! Or is he going to take more Bank loans and impoverish the state like Mbadinuju did? Lets not deceive ourselves. . u build an IPP that the FG will eventually take from you? Is he the one in charge of dredging the River Niger? Hell no!! Granted the Airport but pls Anambra Needs much more than that whyte Elephant project. Awka has to be recreated and this is the greatest failure of Peter Obi albeit being the best of them all! Politicians should stop deceiving us. . . .as it actually stands, i am not soo much interested in what he is gonna do, I am more disposed to haveing a free and fair election in Anambra State!! Anyone who has any answers to the questions above should come up with it!! Soludo is just in a dream land!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 3:51pm On Nov 23, 2009 |
Eastbay:Capello should answer that in a few months time!!! If Defoe remains in such an imperious form till then, i don't see why he won't!!! Its a wait and see game!! |
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