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Jokes Etc › Nigeria; One Nation, Great People! by Emperoh(op): 8:56am On Aug 04, 2009

[b]Rebranding Nigeria!!!

World leaders were coming to Nigeria for a summit, they got close to Nigeria by 10p.m and Gordon Brown phoned Yar’Adua.

Brown - We are headed to your airport, pls where is it located?
Yar’Adua – Ehen, me and my entourage are waiting for you here at the airport and we can see your plane circling above. You are at the airport.
Obama - But we can’t see any LIGHT, how do we locate the tract?
Yar’Adua - Oh, am sorry, NEPA… sorry PHCN just took the LIGHT…. Ehm, give us a minute please to restore power.
Sarkozy - But we can see Ghana airport from here too, and there is LIGHT, why don’t we land there and come back to Nigeria by road?
Gardafi - Nigeria by road? The road is CATASROPHIC! Maybe we should go by sea.
Ahmedenajad - That is SUICIDE! Militants are in control of their waters
Yar’Adua - Aha! Hello! The light is on, you can land now
Brown - But the LIGHT is not full, why is it fluctuating like that? Hope our pilot can see the landing route?
Yar’Adua - Sorry, pls manage with us, it is the generating plant that is supplying the light temporary. We have set up a committee to look into the problem.
Obama - COMMITTEE? You have too many committees in Nigeria. Why is that?
Yar’Adua - Ok, I will set up another Committee to disband the committees.
Suddenly, there were gunshots and blasts Gboooooooooosaaaaaaaa! ta ta ta ta ta at ata
All the leaders - What was that sound?
Yar'Adua - The soldiers are battling with extremists in the north and the Niger Delta Militants have just bombed another pipeline in the south south.
Obama - The summit is hereby cancelled. Pls tell the pilot to return to base.[/b]

Autos › Re: Join The Political Big Boys With This Naija Used 607! by Emperoh(op): 8:42am On Aug 04, 2009

Customer Number two calling. . . . . . . .

Autos › Re: 2002 Honda Accord Selling Cheap! by Emperoh(op): 8:40am On Aug 04, 2009

VIN Number!::: IHGCG66872A107706

Autos › Re: Emperoh Needs Bull Dog And Or Halla Needed by Emperoh(op): 8:37am On Aug 04, 2009

segigo:
i am not sure if you still the need the car but if at all you will still need it,i will like to work that out successfully for you sir,i stay here in badagry and i am a custom agent,i get my cars clean and standard from cotonou without stress,just let me know if you still need this,here is my contact,
08035536937
email, seunjohnson_01@yahoo.com
yours sincerely
jan

if it boils down to going to Cotonou, i will let you know!!!

Autos › Re: 2001 Mitsubishi Galant Price Reduced to 900k by Emperoh(op): 8:30am On Aug 04, 2009

beecrofty:
"twas nice talking to you Emperoh!! hopefully meet you soon.

You can bet here is same!! cool

Autos › Re: Need 4 Runner Toyota Jeep( Yr.2000) Tokunbo, But Gotten N1.2m by Emperoh(m): 8:28am On Aug 04, 2009

I have a 2001 Model for N2M fixed!!!

Call Emperoh 07031896630, emperoneroh@yahoo.com

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 8:15am On Aug 04, 2009

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=294608.msg4292577#msg4292577 date=1249321041]I won't forgive you for the asinine comments you printed on this thread.

@ TKB, Emperoh, Tubabie, Smurf, Co.

Thankx for the support. cheesy

[/quote] they let you out?
Gaymen, etal run for your life!! I just hope you will pour some palm oil on those your caustic fingers!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 5:46pm On Aug 03, 2009

E don turn to Chelsea now!!
European Council of Elders!!!!!
Okay ooh!! But i wonder why fergie has not riled them with jabs as he did last season!!
Anyway, SB will have to join Reebok as the preferred destination for CEs. . .or rather, it could be the Place of the Talking Drum!

Autos › Re: Honda Accord 1999 Vtec (gone) by Emperoh(m): 2:32pm On Aug 03, 2009

Pls send the pictures to my box emperoneroh@yahoo.com

Autos › Re: 2002 Honda Accord Selling Cheap! by Emperoh(op): 1:42pm On Aug 03, 2009

Radio, Open Roof for the bobo. . . show ya swagger!!!

Autos › Re: 2002 Honda Accord Selling Cheap! by Emperoh(op): 1:26pm On Aug 03, 2009

Mileage = 175k
Nice body and no accidents!!!

Autos › Re: 2002 Honda Accord Selling Cheap! by Emperoh(op): 1:18pm On Aug 03, 2009

Engine = 4 Cylinder 2.4 Litre Engine
Interior = Clean fabri seats with AC, CD, tape and Radio Player!!

Autos › Re: Join The Political Big Boys With This Naija Used 607! by Emperoh(op): 12:48pm On Aug 03, 2009

Join us in this pleasure ride!!!!!!

Autos › Re: 2001 Mitsubishi Galant Price Reduced to 900k by Emperoh(op): 12:42pm On Aug 03, 2009

Going. . . . . grin

Autos › Re: Acura Mdx Touring Package ( Pre Ordered By Kaypinchi From Inspired Again ) by Emperoh(m): 12:33pm On Aug 03, 2009

[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=303149.msg4288529#msg4288529 date=1249252091]Emperoh,

I was supposed to get back to you Via Text, but to be very Sincere I forgot, Its been a Very Busy Weekend.

Ive got those stuffs On ground, and we can deal on them Immediately.

Abeg No Vex. [/quote]Waoh! Almost got frustrated!! All the same, i will call you so we an work on something!!

Sports › Re: Its Official: Nigerian League Ranked Best In Africa (Ahead Of Egypt) by Emperoh(m): 10:56pm On Aug 02, 2009

Something is definitely wrong with the ranking resources!!

Autos › Re: Volks Wagen Phaeton For Sale! (baddest Vw Ever) by Emperoh(m): 10:40pm On Aug 02, 2009

Itachiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!! This is what am talking of!!!!!!
BAD ARRRRSSEEEE Ride!!!!!![

But as auto bahn no dey Naija??

Autos › Re: Acura Mdx Touring Package ( Pre Ordered By Kaypinchi From Inspired Again ) by Emperoh(m): 10:30pm On Aug 02, 2009

Inspired na wa to you ooh!!
You did something but i won't say it here just to give you the chance to retrace!!

Autos › Re: 2001 Mitsubishi Galant Price Reduced to 900k by Emperoh(op): 10:24pm On Aug 02, 2009

Still Available

Autos › Re: Join The Political Big Boys With This Naija Used 607! by Emperoh(op): 10:23pm On Aug 02, 2009

Sale Pending. . . . . .we shall soon smile to the banks!!!

Autos › Re: Emperoh Needs Bull Dog And Or Halla Needed by Emperoh(op): 10:20pm On Aug 02, 2009

Does it mean no one has a Halla, Honda Bull Dog or Orobo Camry? ??

Autos › 2002 Honda Accord Selling Cheap! by Emperoh(op): 10:16pm On Aug 02, 2009

Guys, check this out. . . . .you won't this deal anywhere else!!
This is a peach clean 2002 Honda Baby boy
Black in colour
SPEIAL EDITION Honda

You can never go wrong with this. . .

To cap it all, we are giving it away for a low price

N1,250M Fixed!! Non Negotiable!!!

Keep the call coming asap!!

Still Emperoh 08052421556 07031896630 emperoneroh@yahoo.com!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Three Smart Nairalanders by Emperoh(op): 11:16am On Jul 31, 2009

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 10:14am On Jul 31, 2009

HNIC:
When i saw this. . . . .
I thought it was 'bye bye,' Mr Owen

Ol boy!!!! make that guy no try am ooo!!!!!!
Infact SAF shoulda raised alarm for the remotest intentions!!
Owen legs na landmine oooh!!! Chei!!! see risk!!

HNIC, abeg, tell me what could be on Owen's mind?
methinks, 'ol boi this guy wicked. . . shuo you want turn me to medical student?'

Autos › Re: 96 Camry Aka Orobokibo by Emperoh(m): 10:00am On Jul 31, 2009

Halla or Bulldog, which do you have?

Autos › Re: Emperoh Needs Bull Dog And Or Halla Needed by Emperoh(op): 9:52am On Jul 31, 2009

temmytanny:
its hard to get a bulldog for that price except the one already used in ninja.

the one i have is 900k(asking)if you are interested,holla me 08054667610 feyi

Pls can you post the pictures or send me an email with them emperoneroh@yahoo.com

Autos › Re: 2001 Mitsubishi Galant Price Reduced to 900k by Emperoh(op): 9:44am On Jul 31, 2009

Bumpity!!

Autos › Re: Join The Political Big Boys With This Naija Used 607! by Emperoh(op): 9:39am On Jul 31, 2009

HMMMM Looking salacioius!!!

Autos › Re: Acura Mdx Touring Package ( Pre Ordered By Kaypinchi From Inspired Again ) by Emperoh(m): 9:10am On Jul 31, 2009

[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=303149.msg4274371#msg4274371 date=1248984525]Emperoh,
Ill post Photos shortly, its bn an Extremely Busy Week
Our people are bent on Dealing with the Best. [/quote]Abeg be fast oo!!! Thats why i have been asking you to come and employ me _{but i am costly oo!}

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 8:44am On Jul 31, 2009

KDiKe

U must be a roach to think winning in a penalty shoot out is meaningful. . . . . . .your team should be shot for bringing a boring match
Even in the Allainz arena, you couldn;t muster anything. You should wait for a meaningful victory in open before coming here to mouth expletives!!
Your team even had to change all 10 players at half time just to break in, IN YOUR OWN TURF!!!
KAI!! Shame on Bayern!!!! Wes Brown didn't play, Vida didn't play, hargo didn't play these are first teamers in Man U.
Fletcher had to lay at right back!!

Pls wait till you win in a quality competitive match before exposing ya ignorance!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Three Smart Nairalanders by Emperoh(op): 6:31pm On Jul 30, 2009

omobaba nko?

Autos › Re: Emperoh Needs Bull Dog And Or Halla Needed by Emperoh(op): 6:14pm On Jul 30, 2009

teamman:
I called ur phone no but u dint pick my call. i have a honda halla for sale . call if u are interested and i will post the picture here.018962682

If you are the owner of this number, 014790471, sorry abeg. Office work.
Just post the pictures if you have or send to my email!!

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