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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 12:08pm On Aug 16, 2009
[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=294608.msg4358307#msg4358307 date=1250369867]Lame. Look at who is talking about ejaculations, when you senile lot have made this thread sticky with cum.Was it not the same first game for everton who got THRASHED?[/quote]
Brat
Shove your thoughts up ya arse cos they are all piece of crap!!!
We will survive and need any player gone to do that. . . .soldier go soldier come, Man U remain. GEDDIT?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Fan Thread!! by Emperoh(m): 11:41am On Aug 16, 2009
From La Liga, this one crossed over to the EPL to recruit fans.
You are only allowed to support one club and one club only. . .anything outside this is illegal on NLD
Mods take note!! grin grin grin grin tongue tongue tongue
Go back to Laliga
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by Emperoh(m): 10:11pm On Aug 15, 2009
Krayola thanks for the link. . . .;let me look thru then!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by Emperoh(m): 10:01pm On Aug 15, 2009
HNIC:
Fab 4 is one intelligent dude
Just echoed my thoughts also about the game
that it was our day today
It's not everyday that u beat a team like Everton 6-1
we shouldn't get carried away.
Didn't see the game but when i heard the score i was like whoaaaa!!! Wahala dey. . . . write everyone off at your peril.
All the same, getting carried away this early morning will be like commiting suicide.
Sustain this performance then the conteding force sticker will find its way back to ya team.
The EPL is getting competitive thats the exciting thing about it. . . . it makes victory sweeter!!!
Autos › Re: I Need Diesel Urgently: by Emperoh(m): 9:37pm On Aug 15, 2009
I have like 10000 metric tonnes!!
Call me so i can link you up!! The consignment is from Ukraine and is selling at 90 per litre!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 9:27pm On Aug 15, 2009
[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=294608.msg4358081#msg4358081 date=1250366740]I'd be very curious to know how 2moro's game will pan out. I'd like to see how the new manscum handle pressure and who's gonna bail them out of scandalous positions.[/quote]I wonder why everyone seems to be having ejaculations. THis is the first game of the season!!!
As for bailers, there a 1001 of them!! So never mind. We may just not have the need for bailers this time around!!
Autos › Re: Black 98model Camry,leather Interior(pensil Light) For Sale.(registered). by Emperoh(m): 8:07am On Aug 15, 2009
Is this the car we spoke about yesterday?
I am doing 700k on this car. . . given the work to be done on the seats?

What do you say?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 5:18pm On Aug 14, 2009
Phony200:
Look shrimp2chimp2pimp, what are you doing here explaining the virtues of Barca? I tire for you o? The next time I hear you say WE MANCS, Wahali I will tell Mod Crizzle to seize your ID, I promise you.
U no know say this Shrimp na serious Agbepo. , . . .confimed ashy!!!!!
Just ignore am. . . . today na Gunner, tomorrow na Chav next na Barca. . . yesterday man U!!!
Just leave am. . . .!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 4:41pm On Aug 14, 2009
mukina2:
Hemp
wetin dey worry you? grin
My boy say u never come patronise am for two days now. . . . .he was wondering whether u got another supplier for hemps!!
Or whether Dike PH has better sensation and highing level!!
Autos › Re: Another Naija Used Camry 99 From Me.just Get Your 880k Ready by Emperoh(m): 3:49pm On Aug 14, 2009
emperoneroh@yahoo.com
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Emperoh(m): 1:51pm On Aug 14, 2009
Werrin they happen herehuh
Ooo jigbigbigbigbi!!! Ngwa TKB, over to YIM for more lectures on this!!!
Business › Re: CBN Sacks CEOs And Management Of Five Banks by Emperoh(m): 1:22pm On Aug 14, 2009
I hope this ain't true!!
Union and Intercontinental Bank especially. . . . .this will cause panick amongst its customers!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 11:21am On Aug 14, 2009
tkb417:
wetin dey worry u grin
why would i change when ive not been banned huh

if im ever gonna change, ill be fine with Yahooze419 grin
u don kolo

@Topic
cant wait for the start of the new season
footie galore
ill be seeing almost all the games (live+replays)
apart from UTD with the Brum boiz, i wanna see hw Citey will respond to the massive expectations from people and also, will the evertonians deal the arses some dirty blows in the begining of the season?

Pool and Spurs shld be interesting too. Lets see if Pool will continue with their killer approach to games this season.

let the season kick off abeg
No be you go determine your baptism name for NLD. . . .u want be mod abi? Leave the naming ceremoney to us.

As for the games, i can't wait for tomorrow. Arsenal Everton is the star match. Also Citeh's match too!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur(2) Vs Liverpool(1) On Sunday 16th August by Emperoh(m): 11:11am On Aug 14, 2009
WOuldn't it be nice to include local time for games and possibly the local satelite tv channels showing them?
Just my one pence
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton (1) Vs Arsenal (6) On Saturday 15th August by Emperoh(m): 11:08am On Aug 14, 2009
Anything short of victory for Gaynners in this match will be total war and annihilation.
You people are warned!! tongue tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea (2) Vs Hull City (1) On Saturday 15th August by Emperoh(m): 11:03am On Aug 14, 2009
Brash
You no go leave Crizzle alone? Mancs don't do Gaynners

2-1 to chelsea!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United(1) Vs Birmingham(0) On Sunday 16th August by Emperoh(m): 11:00am On Aug 14, 2009
tkb417:
what has he lost o crizzle?
the invincibilty that shrouded him as a green horn. . . .people will now recognise him as a potent danger.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 10:44am On Aug 14, 2009
Phony200:
Jesus wept. Going to heaven is not even this complicated! Going to hell is even so much easier. Tkb, good luck finding a female tortoise drunkdumb enough to expose her left breast in public. grin grin grin Mood swings of the G. O? Is he gay or something? I think it's the after effects of those potent hallucinogens the mods must be combusting. grin grin grin
LWKMD!!!!! Never mind, the super mod can direct TKB to how to get one!!!

Cristalz:
*clears throat, picks up list (Rafa-style) and adjusts reading glasses*

How to be a super mod. . .requirements:
1)Candidate must posses 3-4 years of modding experience.
2)Candidate must have a good command of the English Language.
3)Candidate must have a good sense of humor and skin thicker than that of a year old Kenyan crocodile.
4)Candidate must be good at smoking Banana leaves, Plantain shoots, Bohemian weed, pubic hair(optional), and Iroko tree bark.
5)Candidate must produce the left breast of a day old tortoise for sacrificial purposes - the gods of the land must be appeased first.
6)Candidate must posses a high tolerance level for the 'mood swings' of the general overseer of the land, Mr. Admin-in-charge.

Please send your CV to Iwant2beasupermod@NLmail.com (in color, please).
grin grin grin

Brash and I weren't spamming all over the forum. grin
As for NL fantasy league. . .hmm. Will check it out.

TK
If dem tell poor man the requirements for being rich, he opts to remain as he is. . . .U don discover dog head, wetin u go use the thraot and jaw do?

Crizzle thanks for confirming this. . . .i have been shouting my self hoarse about Super-Mods new found love in smoking.
She no longer patronises my IGBO market, i no dey smoke am ooh as she be my highest customer.
She has now added DikeNazi's pubic hair to it. TKB be careful when going after her for the tortoise breast. She might ask for your hair wey dey yonder. . . . . . . . Criz. . .u missed one thing. . . . .there must be a change in nomenclature. TKB417 should change TKB419 or YHO419!
Which one is better?
Autos › Re: I Need A Car Within 500-650k by Emperoh(m): 9:02am On Aug 14, 2009
adasi678:
i have one 97 camry.
3 toyota factory front loading disc player
remote control
special edition(7/06)
silver
700k
136k mile
first body
Oga can you send the picture of the 97 Camry to my email box emperoneroh@yahoo.com
Its very urgent!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 8:53am On Aug 14, 2009
mukina2:
short people short tempers, short thread, short tables,
big yawn tongue tongue tongue

i am asking again oh will vida be fit for this weekend? grin

i heard VDS broke his back, and rooney another meta sontin grin
U don start again today, after you go lock the thread and turn to Dry Cleaner grin grin Mind ya self ooh!!
Leave handsome and pretty mancs alone oo!!! MUKLINA!!

Meanwhile i heard Eduardo broke his ankle again and Rosicky just dislocated his knee!!! tongue tongue tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by Emperoh(m): 4:49pm On Aug 13, 2009
chic2pimp:
she has ooo but I say welldone to her. Una peeps turn the tread to sexuality section no be me say dem get mouth nah dikee and sauron talk am ooooo cool cool cool cool cool
Shut up dia . . . , . .no be Arsenal fans full everywhere deu cause commotion?
Pataki, Brash, Muki etc!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by Emperoh(m): 4:42pm On Aug 13, 2009
Sauron

As e be say Muki Mukeke don lock our thread, the party should berth here!!
Whats the issue going on?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 2:58pm On Aug 13, 2009
TMONI!!

L W K M D. . . . I no come see Ancelotti own!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 2:29pm On Aug 13, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=294608.msg4345181#msg4345181 date=1250168911]U go hear weeeeen on Saturday. . . . .
All Mancs will be camping out in your thread for the Arsenal game. . . . .in different languages.
Vietnamese, Chinese, German, French and even Wollof. . . . .Failure to cop 3 points on Saturday?? Cheeeeeeiiiii
I go take dissing finish una. grin[/quote]LWKMD!!!! Tell her even masai language speakers!!!

mukina2:
Hemp i hope you wont post in our thread sha with that horrible colour grin tongue

when season starts, any posting in Arsenal thread should be by special invitation.

this is the season to get rid of vermins and hemp dealers, drug pushers, loon on the lose and the likes tongue
What of hemp buyers like MUKI MUKEKE!!! Anthrax distributor? Success and failure has no common ground!!
How can Rev. King invite Obama to his house? It should vice versa and the former will be treated with levity and scorn tongue tongue tongue
Pls your privilege of Visiting the Manc thread is because you are a super mod if not. . . . . you for don hear nwiii!!
Let it not get into ya head ooh!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by Emperoh(m): 2:04pm On Aug 13, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=303740.msg4345122#msg4345122 date=1250168372]Replace Nasri with Diaby. . . .
Wenger will not start Vermaelen just yet. . . . .He bides his time before using a new player.[/b]Besides, don't you think Wenger is a retard?
The football world is returning back to 4-4-2 and Monsieur is about hugging 4-3-3.

Van Persie is useless out wide. . . . . .Only Eduardo and Arshavin can play in a 4-3-3 formation.
Bendtner and Van Persie cannot fit into that formation which begs this $64,000 question. . . .Why did Wenger sell Ade?[/quote][b]Not in the dire situ they are in right now!!
That guy is may be less experienced than all other Central defenders bar Gallas
But wetin you go do? He has the capability to deliver so why delay him?

That your 5-3-2 for be kolomentality of the season!! grin grin
Romance › Re: My Ex-love Left Me With Her Virginity And Now Shes Begging To Come Back Without Her Virginity. by Emperoh(m): 8:31am On Aug 13, 2009
I wonder what Secondary school u did and the University that offered you an admission with such a terrible in English!!
'Na because of people you na im dem talk say our education system don dabaru finish!!'
Romance › Re: Is She Too Young To Marry? by Emperoh(m): 8:28am On Aug 13, 2009
Poster
@ 22, a very close friend married. @ 21, another neighbour also married off her daughter.
These two cases a re just the one i know are doing well in their marriages and have also gone on to pursue their life dreams
Like someone said above, if she won't feel she has mortgaged her future, sacrificed her adult fun on the alter of marriage, then go ahead and marry her. Age is not a function of maturity and vice versa. You get to see older ladies behaving like 15 year old teenagers.

Be sure your dreams tally, your aspirations and general outlook to life is in consonance with each other.
Above all, go to God in prayer. Age shouldn't be a barrier as she has passed the required adult age by 3 years.

GoodLuck and remember to send us the IV when it finally clicks!! cool cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 7:46am On Aug 13, 2009
Phony200:
Emperoh
I don tire for that Chimp2Shrimp o. Where you come go since morning? England have saved themselve from Dike tonight. Imagine Spain losing to Macedonia 2- nil, this world nah wa. Thank God they salvaged it like England. Be like say tonight nah comeback night grin grin
O boy i dey ooh!! I was just busy with office work coupled with the terrible power situ at me end.
Spain? I think dey got a curse in SA during the confederations cup!! To lose to macedonia a nonentity in world football is worse than disgrace huh
England get luck. DikeNaziKanu for don murder dem!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 7:16am On Aug 13, 2009
mukina2:
for una mind angry grin

scumtwats grin una wait make season start with berba and owen grin
You no go face your frail Gaynner team!!
Failure don dey affect you? If una like no win anything this season, i go kill una chop!!!



Mancs,
Abeg were Eastbay dey? The guy don scarce, abi dem don ban am? grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 9:53pm On Aug 12, 2009
chic2pimp:
wetin dikee go talk self? shey na germany wey we pound like IYAN grin grin grin him go dey defend
Na you know. . , . BTW, you na English man?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 9:40pm On Aug 12, 2009
Una mean say Rooney never score?
Na dat one go make me happy small. . . .all this one wey una dey hail defoe abi na Bafoe no go make DDK shut up!!!
Good thing they equalised though. . . . . but i am sure Capello no go happy with the way they conceded the two goals!!
Autos › Re: 2001 Mitsubishi Galant Price Reduced to 900k by Emperoh(op): 9:27pm On Aug 12, 2009
Buy me. . . . . . .

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