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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 5:56pm On Jul 30, 2009

MrCrackles:

Sharo - wiwa

Do you have any problems with that?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 5:30pm On Jul 30, 2009

dayokanu:
Kaypumpin but thats what they are na. dunderheads

You better disappear before they un-earth more of ya goofs!!

Autos › Re: 96 Toyota Camry Up For Sale (urgently) Cash Down Deal. by Emperoh(m): 4:26pm On Jul 30, 2009

Oga is this car still available?
Send pics to my box, emperoneroh@yahoo.com

Autos › Re: Acura Mdx Touring Package ( Pre Ordered By Kaypinchi From Inspired Again ) by Emperoh(m): 4:05pm On Jul 30, 2009

Be fast about the pictures oo!!!

Don't keep me waiting or else. . . . . .

Autos › Emperoh Needs Bull Dog And Or Halla Needed by Emperoh(op): 3:51pm On Jul 30, 2009

Honda Halla = 600k
Bull Dog = 700

If you have any pls get in touch with Emperoh!!

07031896630, 08052421556 emperoneroh@yahoo.com

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 3:26pm On Jul 30, 2009

dayokanu:
No comments on the issue for the next 10hours when out pikin Badstuber, Muller and Sene do you guys in

No Ribery, Klose or Toni for you

I hope you are not giving reasons already?
i just don't know why i should miss this match!!!
Anyway, i hope live commentaries will be on this thread!!!

Autos › Re: Honda Bullet For Sale by Emperoh(m): 2:47pm On Jul 30, 2009

bros abeg send me the pics
emperoneroh@yahoo.com

i am looking to get a halla, bull dog or bullet!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 10:25am On Jul 30, 2009

Hmm!! Valencia on his debut scores. . . . Ando also scores his first goal for Man U in open play?
If am correct, Valencia contacted the South American Baba Ijebu to free Ando
All good for man U!!!

Pls when is Man U plying Bayern? We need to shut some people up for good!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 3:35pm On Jul 29, 2009

dayokanu:
See as Rooney dey look like say na Paradise him dey when he reach Allianz

Na lie!!! he was only laughing at the taunts of the Allianz by Owen!!
They were yabbing the queer looking Bayern Stadia!!!

tkb417:
see Owen lookin good
the dude is now a happy man

TK why im no go happy? People wey save him career!!
From thinking about working in a microfinance bank then all of a sudden, world bank hala you, give you contract join!
How u go feel!??

Autos › Re: Join The Political Big Boys With This Naija Used 607! by Emperoh(op): 2:52pm On Jul 29, 2009

Offers pls. . . Car is in Lagos!!!

Autos › Re: 2001 Mitsubishi Galant Price Reduced to 900k by Emperoh(op): 2:19pm On Jul 29, 2009

BoraWizzle:
Broda! pls wats d best price dis Galant baby could fly 4 Wanna house her. Better still can i call u on a number? 10ks a bunch

Hit my mobile on the front page!! The last price is N1.1m

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 1:55pm On Jul 29, 2009

debosky:
Rozzi (his post-injury name ) is hale and hearty - you might see him in action against Hannover 96 tonight.

bathe a pig, dress a pig, clothe a pig, a pig still remains a pig!!
A leopard never changes its spots!!
If you like, coina million aliases for him, the angel of woundjury will still bless Rosicky abundantly!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 12:47pm On Jul 29, 2009

mukina2:
the angel has finally made it's way back to where it belongs

Of course the angel of soccer and trophy winning!! The last time i checked, the angel of trophylessness bought a plot in ashburton groove!

debosky:
Ok, I apologise for calling you names. Truce?

For the record, I've never claimed to be smarter than anyone here. However, I can be quite persistent and annoying. Since Sharon is not here for me to pick on and Hemp boy is 'born against' I unfortunately had to focus my bile on you
Right back to footie.
Another injury setback for Hargo?
This guy is worse than the global deception called Saha.

With your first 'real' game of pre-season today, let's see how Owen and co fare against a team of non-amateurs.

Making friends with a Gaynner is akin to befriending a chameleon. . . he will change at the slightest feeling of jealousy.
EB dearie, be sure to use a long spoon when dinning with them gaynners and i also reckon that footie fortunes have a way of affecting real life issues!!

@ Dobo
Ro[b]sick[/b]y nko?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 9:06am On Jul 29, 2009

I hate to be a harbinger of this sort of bad news but its not all that bad though

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/2009/07/29/owen-hargreaves-could-be-out-of-action-until-christmas-fear-manchester-united-115875-21554865/

dayokanu:
I know you guys are playing Boca in my own stadium Allianz.
Watch me in the stands as I stone y'all with Pure water
Woe to Scummies

Is that how piss poor you gusy are? you can't even afford bottled water?
I didn't know the gulf in class was this deep. Bayern should be contesting in the Glo Premier League

Autos › Re: 2001 Mitsubishi Galant Price Reduced to 900k by Emperoh(op): 8:29am On Jul 29, 2009

naijaking1:
@Emperoh
The the 2 Obegolu boys were my classmates at Nike, I thought you might know them. If you do, please let me know at yahoo.com. It's been a long time

Which of the Obegolu's? You need to clarify!! Its a very large family!!

Autos › Re: 2008 Toyota Rav4 + Nissan Altima 2.5S ( Pre ordered by Busy_Body & Mayonikks ) by Emperoh(m): 7:46am On Jul 29, 2009

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=296070.msg4263346#msg4263346 date=1248814650][s]Lion my big bakassi angry

I go show am say khaki no be leather angry

The only reason I am hanging on and kissing the surplus-to-requirement-humongous-backside-of-the-Emperor is because of the Lolo-in-chief title he conferred on me and because I need someone of his status to help me usurp and exterminate Igwe for me so I can claim all his wealth, nothing else, once this dream of mine has been realised, he is a goner too, soon come, can't wait cool

[/s]

[s]A rabid dog still sabi his owner/A prisoner still knows better to pay homage to his Prison warden lipsrsealed

[/s] See haters jealous of my relationship with my lord Emperor, my titled husband angry

Wetin God don join together, no man fit put their yansh under, so all of una carry ya two left leg waka pass from hia cheesy

[/quote]

Now i know better. . . . Igwe lets meet in my Castle for further briefing on this acute dementia case!!!

Autos › Re: Join The Political Big Boys With This Naija Used 607! by Emperoh(op): 5:43pm On Jul 28, 2009

Hit me. . . . , 07031896630 08052421556 emperoneroh@yahoo.com

Jokes Etc › Re: Three Smart Nairalanders by Emperoh(op): 2:07pm On Jul 28, 2009

all of una dey call Emperoh, i will make sure i don't bring the opener
Infact use ya teeth!!!!!!

Autos › Re: New Arrival 2003 Toyota Corolla (super Clean) by Emperoh(m): 1:20pm On Jul 28, 2009

Chineke!!! Neat!! Signature Emperoh car!!
Any cut if i do marketing for ya?

Autos › Re: 2005 Chrysler Pacifica, Leather, Alloy Wheels, Third Row Seat. Check It Out! by Emperoh(m): 1:07pm On Jul 28, 2009

This SUV is gradually making an in-road into Nigeria
A neighbour just bought one some weeks back and i have been seeing them around lately!!
I hope maintenance costs and parts are quite available. . . good ride though, i have had a feel!!

But i rate it as an MPV and not an SUV. . . .but the builder decides!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 1:01pm On Jul 28, 2009

Phony200:
Everyone still thinks Baarca got scammed. Ibra is nothing more than a glorified Berbatov, I'll say.
TK, Sorry about your loss. Don't mind Dayo, he is secretly hurting for you but pride will not allow him show it.
Here's the story.
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/football/early-doors/article/186277/

Phony
This writer ended up bandying with words without a clear cut comparaison between them two
Most scenarios he alluded to, ended up contradicting his write up; eg; the UCL performance of both players and the their league outings!
As far as am concerned, Ibra is a white elephant player. Next season will prove me wrong on what Pep saw in Ibra.
He is all skills and glamour without any commensurate end product. . . . lets see if the attacking armoury in Barca will change that perception!!
And if he says the Seria A is lesser than the La Liga, he need the services of a Psychiatric Surgeon!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Three Smart Nairalanders by Emperoh(op): 9:01am On Jul 28, 2009

I thought you would die of hunger!!

Autos › Re: Join The Political Big Boys With This Naija Used 607! by Emperoh(op): 8:36am On Jul 28, 2009

Gustv:
Chei!!
N1.3 million only?
Price is quite reasonable, but at 153k, you should review small.
you know sey the car don teh for ground
Good offer though!

Lets remember that this is Kilometers we are talking of here and not miles!!
This is a fixed price but if you call, we can work out something!!

Autos › Re: Join The Political Big Boys With This Naija Used 607! by Emperoh(op): 4:44pm On Jul 27, 2009

Abbas

153k
Auto transmission!!!!

Anything else? Call me quick this won't last long!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Easy Sweet Heart, You Are Dead Now. by Emperoh(m): 4:32pm On Jul 27, 2009

Nawa ooh!! all na joke abi?

Jokes Etc › Three Smart Nairalanders by Emperoh(op): 4:30pm On Jul 27, 2009

Three Nairalander, Clemcy, Romade and Emperoh decide to go on a picnic. So Clemcy packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches.

The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.

When they get there Clemcy unpacks the food and beer and says "Ok Romade give me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring it" says Romade "I
thought you packed it". Clemcy gets worried, so he turns to Emperoh and says "Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Emperoh didn't bring it.

So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener.

Clemcy and Romade beg Emperoh to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.
After two hours and after they have sworn on their nairaland lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees.

So Emperoh sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and he still isn't back and Romade and Clemcy are starving, but a promise is a
promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise.

Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Emperoh pops up from behind a
rock and shouts: "I KNEW IT, I'M NOT GOING.”

Romance › Re: Guys How Would U Respond To A Girl's Proposal? by Emperoh(m): 4:18pm On Jul 27, 2009

Hmm
this is a very sensitive issue. . , . .but i rather ask her to take back her request
I am the one to pop the question. . . .but lets assume i have already made up my mind that she's the one, in all honesty, i will say yes!!
But if she ain't the one, pls pls pls be very diplomatic about ya response cos you might end up creating a terrible enemity and also damaging her self esteem, . . .ladies are very sensitive.

So just ask her to give you time to pop the question. If what you are observing is confirm, pls dump her dump a, e
But if its all green, do go ahead!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Who Will Lift Champions League 2009 – 2010? by Emperoh(m): 3:56pm On Jul 27, 2009

U na football fan at all?
U for know say u no fit talk until maybe Semis

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 3:55pm On Jul 27, 2009

dayokanu:
Tkb,

Na every week armed robbers dey attack you? You be robbers magnet?

Are you sure you are not using it for insurance racket cos I no trust all these scummies

U sure say armed robber no even attack you self!! Else where u been dey all these while?
E don tay wey we dey find controversy but u no show!!
How u dey? grin

Politics › Re: Opposition Lawmakers In Oyo Set To Defect by Emperoh(m): 3:46pm On Jul 27, 2009

The constitution states that any lawmaker who defects to another political party before the end of his tenure,
automatically loses his seat. . . . so lets see how this illegality pans out!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by Emperoh(m): 3:26pm On Jul 27, 2009

Na wa ooh!! from hailing to kiss . . . . i guess we know what next. . . . just that it doesn't have a smiley!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Emperoh(m): 3:15pm On Jul 27, 2009

debosky:
Anelka is saying what many must be thinking - UTD are weaker compared to last season, no doubt about it. The key is whether the weakness is sufficient for them to be overtaken and if the other clubs are able to do so.

It's going to be a very interesting season no doubt. . . let the fireworks begin in earnest!!

^{Hope you're ok bro, I don tell you make you stop to dey wear bling bling.}

So whats with Anelka spewing maggots and hallucinating over taking over Man U?
They don forget say they 've got Liverpool to contend with!!!
Anyway, its less than 3 weeks for all to see!!

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