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Hmm nice one Criz
Never knew you to be into romance issues

Miss Independent.
Well one word is missing and i agree totally with Igwe. Submission.
Submissive and humble. . . . no man wants a woman lording it over her. hell no!!!
If you have money cool but allow me take care of things that are my natural responsibility.
For all in the world, you money is needed to plan a better tomorrow for the affair/relationship.

but the moment that money begin to undermine my position in that affair, i back out.
Even if i have got zilch, no woman with all in the world is allowed to lord it over me.
Common sense i propose should take care of issues that becomes problematic and tantamount to bitter disagreement.


Bring on the Miss Independent. . . . . . anyone goes for me sha. the most underlying factor to me is the feeling.

sima what now?
No be so e dey happen for us?

A-40 et HNIC

If USA was Nigeria, today's papers Headlines would read something’s like:

·Don't celebrate yet, McCain tells Obama (TELL magazine)

·Concede defeat, Obama urges McCain (Punch Newspaper)

·20 opposition cadres riot (The Sun Newspaper)

·McCain Demands Vote Recount (Vanguard Newspaper)

·Elections rigged (Guardian Newspaper)

·No evidence of manipulation (NTA News)

·The Church declares elections free and fair (News Line)

·There will be violence if we lose; McCain declares (LTV 8 news)

·Election results for Arizona,Florida,New York awaited (Channels News)

·Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into USA from Mexico (Tribune Newspaper)

·McCain is an opportunist - Go back to your farm (AIT News)

·I will not accept results, McCain tells Obama (MITV News)

·Ballot Papers and Electoral Officials Kidnapped at Chicago (ThisDay Newspaper

·Area Boys 20 killed, 30 injuried at New Jersey Polling Booth )(Daily Mirror)

·Obama: ‘I will soon roll out timetable for Royal Blessings’(PM News)

·Several Ballot Boxes Missing at Phonix, handwork of ‘Obama Boys’ (Ogtv News)

·Heavy Security at INEC H/quarter, Commissioners flee.(Newswatch Magazine)

·$900Billion for Feeding Allowances for Obama’s Daugther(Presidential Spokeperson)

.Awon OPC ji apoti idibo gbe. Eeyan ogorun farapa yan-nan yan-nan (Alaroye)

·INEC is a stooge - CNPP (because)

.Militants disrupt Election In Ohio, Commissioner missing, Democrat's agents badly injured ( Post Express)



.Police arrest 56 Area Boys, parades Ballot Box thieves (PM News)



.Oju Ole Reeeeeeee - MCcain ( Akede Agbaiye)

Ras
For where? If i wasn't sportsmanlike, i wouldn't congratulate you guys
I just enjoy the taunts and dissing and also having fun
Everything posted here are kinda amusing and hilarious
So its just the fun. Of course someday you guys are gonna lose.
A-40 has even invented a sickness that Man U players suffer
I think he called it Nasriticism abi Samoristic Cancer

One good turn deserve a response
So i will be keenly watching.

Meanwhile warn Kolo that Zaki will be playing

Criz
please say that name not in the presence of Kolo Toure. I am waiting for the complete version of what happened to him in Gold Coast.

A-40
You wished it pained me right? Sorry to disappoint you. If i can remember well, Dr. Dre has to revive you after being spurned and had to put you under life support after being Stoked. So please, in other to prevent another casualty, begin to think of how to psyche Kolo up because Zaki is around the corner. I hope no one will complain about their rugby pitch this time.

please someone should check Muki up, her behaviour is suspect. Where is Presido?

Mrs. Muki
Darling you are sounding inchoate and incoherent. Are you sure you took today's dosage? Bikokwa, i do better call Dr. Dre to look into this. Where is Presido? I bet your shock therapy needs to be revised and the dosage increased.

Debo
Maybe for your sake. Kolo must be cursing Steve Bruce for bringing that guy to England. Kai! He will be like, 'not again, have they brought this guy to finish me up?'
We'll be watching.

Criz
Am here with ya
'Criz got her own thing
Thats why Mancs love her
Miss independent
Would you come
and spend a little time'

Gaynners geddit she don't need ya all. mess off. If you need Criz to talk to ya all, say this three times in the Gaynners thread, ' i love Manchester United, Arsenal is shyte'.

A-40
My friend stop whining. Your defeat did nada to me. Blame Seun for the double posting. I am using my phone to post hence some errors. There is no mobile version of Nairaland.

Reh reh reh reh reh! Ain't you plastic fans ever tired? Anyway, its said that empty Gaynners make the most sound.

I also heard you aren't thru with ya day's dosage at the Nld hospital. I will ask Dr. Dre to complete ya daily dosage or increase it before ya case gets worse.

Fact is that most times, winning seems a big deal for ya all. Ya all can't manage it. Come learn from WE the great Mancs.

Mukigaynneress
Maybe you thought we would be as terrible as you guys were after being Stoled and Spurned. Nah, its ok with us. You guys went from hysteria to semi bunkers.
Of course this ain't a clinic to show i am well and need no clinic like you and ya fellow gaynners needed.

Na wa ooh! Pata aki you self! Not to worry Criz, we'll send him a mixture of sapele water, Gordons dry gin and boiled palmi. Its only this concotion that will do its job on him.

A-40
We need no Ne-Yo or who Bleep ever to be fine.

Rasputin
Nah twas you who invented that first when you guys where fully hammered at Craven Cottage. You even added 'Sapele water' to make the depression ease a bit.


Criz love. How are you getting on? I hope you don't mind joining me in my delicacy. I thought these Gaynners would be better taunting us but i can see they can't even do that. I trust that you ain't grieving much so lets talk about the next game at our place.

Mukigaynneress
No matter how you try to rub it, it ain't going nowhere. Leave Criz alone. She ain't a Gaynneress like ya.
Buncha Gaynners!!!

Rasputin
I guess i learned that from you. Wasn't that what you took when you were hauled, spurned and stoked.
HNIC
Well you stand to prove that someday.
Muki
Like you never visited our thread eeh! Bia, take your time ooh! You won but thats about it. Gloat in pieces and leave me peace.

@ Eldee
My friend won't you jejely enjoy your win and leave out what Sauron and Criz said. Or what were you expecting them to say? Ok! Maybe you expected us to come carry you shoulder high because you beat Man Utd, wey you never beat before abi? Well when next you win the Epl, file an application to that effect to our thread. Gaynner!

@ Eldee
My friend won't you 'jejely' enjoy your win and leave out what Sauron and Criz said. Or what were you expecting them to say? Ok! Maybe you expected us to come carry you shoulder high because you beat Man Utd, wey you never beat before abi? Well when next you win the Epl, file an application to that effect to our thread. Gaynner!

Congrats Gaynners! You were wise enough to take advantage of our missed opportunities. If i were fergie, Rooney will be starting from the bench till further notice.
HNIC, Rasputin and Kay,
I observed you gloating, its allowed. But i couldn't find you guys after the loss to Stoke and after being Spurned. Nyways, guess we were over confident. I was a bit wary though given that it was eleven players s piece and i reckon that it was full house for you guys aside Otubayor and Van Persie. So there was not much difference though. We paid for missed chances as we did at Everton. I am also not too confident about the defence. Rio in particular.
All the same, i didn't cry and too bad for those of you who thought i did.
Some plates of nkwobi and grilled fish with smirnoff was what i saddled myself with.
Nevertheless, c'est une longue terme de football. Maintenant, c'est le matin.

ONE UNITED!!!

DDK
I wonder if you watched the match at all. Leave Rooney alone now. Did he snatch your girlfriend? Didn't you see how Gary deflected a goal into our post abi you no see as Nasri was turning him inside out like a primary school defender. I swear the name Nasri will be giving him nightmares. He needs to go for deliverance to get over it.
Your shitty team is playing Schalke04 today. I will be watching.

Come who is this plastic Gaynner called Pataki? Keep playing pentagrams with the win today. When the chips are down, we shall know who laughs best. As it stands, we still lord it over you guys as the only Champions.

Pataki et HNIC
You know why i pity you guys, this maybe the only meaningful gloating you will have this season. Your trophy shelf has been empty for four years. It has failure written all over it. The fact that you rejoice over a win over us is just highlighting how failure has been you partner for FOUR God made years.
Buncha losers!!!

Hmmm! Gaynners. Pathetic gaynners. Last week this time, Debo, loyika, A-40 and Muki nearly committed suicide. If not for Dr. Dre, Criz Chamo and me, na only God know wetin for happen. Sad thing is that some arm chair fans are jumping over the moon like they are die hard.
No matter how una rejoice, another trophyless season stares you guys in the face.

Pataki
You must be a pathetic Gaynner. Come on tell me how do you explain going four seasons without a trophy? Those same small teams you talk, didn't you play them? How many small teams have beaten us this season? I guess Fulham Stoke and Hull are all big teams? If you don't know how to enjoy go and see Dr. Dre at Nld hospital.

HNIC
Kai God forbid. Join you in drinking ya shekpe. Even if you like go buy foam and pillow. You will remain under the Mancs.
We remain the undisputed Champions!
Where's Ibk?

Criz
Gaynners will be gaynners. I wonder if beating Utd is a trophy. Kai to be a loser and trophyless bad ooh. Nobody come remember how we yanked them back side 4 - 0.
Anyway, i blame them, na Gary put me for this situation.
Expect to see DDK soon. Going to check what shitty bayern played.
Menn see Saha they bang in goals for Everton.

HNIC
To think you just came out of Nld hospital! And you think i am there. The ogogoro you are enjoying with is surely intoxicating you. Pls avoid pawpaw leaves so you don't have a relapse.
Not to worry, enjoy your day. By the time you get to OT WE go know how far.

Presido
I might arrest muki if she doesnt finish her work at the hospital.

Muki
You have not finished paying your hospital bills ooh.
I am sending the midnight witch to give Nasri the Eduardo treatment. No more games for him this season.
And whats the big deal about losing.
Be careful or. . . . .
Kai! Gary will be having nightmares anywhere he hears Samir:-)