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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 6:04pm On Nov 12, 2008
And i will ask Dr, dre to halt sending you to Yaba left side
If you stop saying Rio is not world class again

Stop BEING A DUCK!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

OBOGWU Chei!!! tongue tongue tongue cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: How Many Times Do You Call Your Partner A Day by Emperoh(m): 5:56pm On Nov 12, 2008
flyuche:
are you in jail? grin
Is that not what a relatiohsip is?
In fact i dey try. My girl calls once in 10 years grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Emperoh(m): 5:49pm On Nov 12, 2008
Kids playing against Kids
Whats soo big about it
Let them win the UEFA cup and lets praise them
Puhleesse!! I need a break!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 5:43pm On Nov 12, 2008
Duck Dayo Kano
Lawd!! You are an irritant and a nag
Jeez!! Can't we rest for one week without you making
obnoxious claims and whats??

Pls leave us alone, you are a resident retard and your Mental undulation is grieviously tilting to insanity. tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin
Pls visit Y left side and complete your dosage grin grin grin tongue tongue tongue grin grin

Murutu Mpafu!!!!!!!!!!!
Romance › Re: How Many Times Do You Call Your Partner A Day by Emperoh(m): 5:35pm On Nov 12, 2008
Welll maybe once in two year grin huh huh
Ehen now!!!
Romance › Re: How Can i Comfuse This Girl by Emperoh(m): 5:29pm On Nov 12, 2008
TONDO:
hair of the dog and more mess your father, mother your grangfather werever you are, I said again mess you all
Mon am kpelee
Je suis desolee

maybe an french e go understand. . . shocked shocked shocked
Romance › Re: Igbo Love Messages by Emperoh(m): 5:24pm On Nov 12, 2008
izeek:
nwokem
ibu ezigbo anumpa.
nwokem, ama m n'oburo m k'i na agwa
Maka na o bulu m, aga m egosi gi ihe mmuo ji nti oke eme huh huh huh
Business › Re: What Should I Do About The Strange $5000 In My Account? by Emperoh(m): 5:23pm On Nov 12, 2008
Spiked
You no be berra person oo
So if eke kpai the guy wetin you go come do?
Nawa to you ooh!!

Ice,
Abeg just go report to the Branch Head of the transaction
You will realise that if the money isn't yours and you spend
Bros YOU GO SURELY PAY BACK
Maybe by force or not. . . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 4:51pm On Nov 12, 2008
Sauron
Leave out Resident Mutant Retard!!! grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Men Mouse by Emperoh(m): 4:27pm On Nov 12, 2008
What a good kokolet!!!!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Wrong Approach by Emperoh(m): 4:25pm On Nov 12, 2008
waiting for the woman to wake up shocked shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: 8 Things U Will Never Hear A Woman Say by Emperoh(m): 4:23pm On Nov 12, 2008
femionasan:
5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends."
Can't wait to meet the first woman to say this tongue tongue
Romance › Re: How Can i Comfuse This Girl by Emperoh(m): 3:59pm On Nov 12, 2008
COMFUSIONhuhhuh
Who knows the next oe we go hear

Comfuseded grin shocked shocked shocked
Romance › Re: What do u do if you thing happened? by Emperoh(m): 3:51pm On Nov 12, 2008
Any English teacher aroundhuhhuhhuh??
Autos › Re: Get Camry 4 Cheap(800k-1.2m) by Emperoh(m): 3:30pm On Nov 12, 2008
@Poster
If you are really serious of sellling a car on this thread, there are rules to observe

Post the pictures of the car
If they are American specs, VIN is a MUST
Post mileage and give genral comdition of the car
Location of Vehicle, time for inspection.
Food › Re: Breaking News! A Must Read For All! by Emperoh(m): 3:06pm On Nov 12, 2008
who knows, maybe na im you chop finish
come here dey show urself.

Kpele!!! Pls need help to march her to left side tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: Help! Help! Help! by Emperoh(m): 3:01pm On Nov 12, 2008
Jesu nwa David!!!!!!!!!!!!

Delirium.
Mental Abnormal Demented!!!!!!!! = MAD
Romance › Re: Is Lagos Babes Are Vampire by Emperoh(m): 2:56pm On Nov 12, 2008
looks like your mental equilibrium is tilting towards insanity!!!!!!! huh huh tongue tongue tongue
Business › Re: What Should I Do About The Strange $5000 In My Account? by Emperoh(m): 2:51pm On Nov 12, 2008
This little story below goes with my advice

We had a client and a good one at that who walked into our office one day
and decided she was selling a sizeable chunk of her securities with us
It was unlike her but as was with us, we obliged her request

Now just prior to paying her cheque, she sent message that the cheque be paid into her Access Bank account
It was on instructing our Relatioship officer that we learnt that the lady was in police custody
What happened

8 months ago, this event happened in May,
the sum of N5m was mistakenly credited to her account by the tallying guys
She came to her account one morning and saw that she was 5M richer.
She kept quiet for three months, no response
5 months, no response and then my lady, i do rather say, 'wisely',
Invested the money, bought shares and was practically enjoying the money
When the rightful beneficiary of the money raised an alarm with the Bank

Investigation started with the Customer's lawyer threatening fire and brimstone
After close to eight months, the money was traced to the lady's account.
The cashier was fired while the woman was written to fund her account so the transaction can be reversed
For where the woman disaapeared, so to speak,
After 3 months of dilly dallying, when she say that nothing could be done to claim the money as hers
She sold the stock but then, Police has already arrested her.
Well, she paid back after selling the stocks. But if she had raised alarm at the begining
maybe some award and public appearance would have come her way as an "Honest" Nigerian

Ice,
Let the Branch Manager of the Bank know about the money
I bet you, they will never spend it.
Infact if the owner is not found it will be in your account till the owner is found
Why i said you should notify the Bank if to be on a safe side
SO that at the end of a period and the owner money of the money isn't found,
please go ahead and spend it.

God will never bless you if you don't sweat for something or illegitimately.
E no dey happen.
Romance › Re: Igbo Love Messages by Emperoh(m): 2:36pm On Nov 12, 2008
kwa ututu o buna
gi bu ihe izizi n'agba m n'obi
mgbe obuna m n'alaru ula, o bu gi ka m n'ahu na nro

Nne arapukwana m,
Na gi ka m tukwasara obi m nile
Ihunanya m nwere ebe i no osimiri n'enweghi ngwucha
Otu i si ekwu, otu i si aga n'omume gi enweghi ihe e ji atunyere ya

O bu so gi ka m ma, so gi ka m huru n'anya

I ga abu nyunye m?


Translated as:
Every Morning,
You are the very first thing that comes on my mind
Any time i sleep its only you i see

Baby do not leave me
My whole heart is with you
The love i have for you is like an endless stream
Your gait, the way you talk and your behaviour has no comparaison
Its only you that i know, it is only you that i love

Will you be my wife?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 1:20pm On Nov 12, 2008
tkb417:
once-in-a-week footie hangout?
u dey try o! some of my colleagues where i used to work also play weekends.
alcohol don take all ma energy. can't try that now

meeen, u woulda gotten a small contract in cyprus o with ur kick
now that no one got it on tape, try doing it this saturday grin

i agree with u. these chaps should start praying o
can u imagine Hargo is having surgeries on the two knees? shocked shocked
the guy needs TB Joshua or the man from Emperohs villa grin
Yes oo i am ever ready to help as long he comes back to break legs and boss me middle shocked shocked
So that No denilson of Fabregas will make out here spewing fuckeries after beating Man Utd tongue tongue
So if na Fr. Mbaka you want, a no m ya cheesy
If na Alusi Okija you want hei!!! Ozigbo kwa! Immediatement! grin
I no dey for go come. We will even do leg breaking protection for him grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 12:22pm On Nov 12, 2008
HNIC:
@tkb417
You should have seen the bicycle kick!!!
It was a moment of inspiration as my team was losing by 0-1 and we were in added time.
Someone should have had that moment on video and I would have posted it on you tube.
Who knows?
I could have gotten a short term contract in Europe.
The bicycle kick drama happenned at my once-in-a-week footie hangout. grin grin grin

This injury must be from his village grin grin grin
I still remember the Newcastle match in January, when he limped out and we all thought that,maximum, 3 weeks
he will be back.
Three weeks turned to months and now, we are looking at 1 year.
It is now a spiritual case!!! huh
Na only that one Dudu nko
Atimes i go dey wonder whether juju no dey Yankee and Europe
If Hargo know wetin good for make e do come back ooh
before i . . . . . cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 12:18pm On Nov 12, 2008
tkb417:
grin cheesy grin HNIC Baba
so u dey play football. I tried to play while serving my fatherland.
I can remember i nearly fainted in one of the matches

Football no easy at all
u did bicycle kick? for where? ur compound grin grin

ur roscisky sef is like our own Hargo. I don't think that guy want to play for u guys again
Why you dey ask nah
No be bicycle kick carry Ogbeche go 2002 world cup shocked shocked shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 9:24am On Nov 12, 2008
dayokanu:
Hargreaves: these incompetent people have wrecked the guys career. How can you injury the young man with your archaic medical team?

Hargreaves joins the growing list of Big money Flops at Old Trafford. Veron, Saha and now Hargreaves

Now Emperoh and TKB,

Tell me if these players are world class. Roque Junior, Junior baiano(Brazil), Victor valdes(Barcelona) Denilson (Arsenal), Steve Finan (Liverpool), Arne Friedrich (Germany), Andre Ooijer, mathijsen (Holland)
Hargo's injury came with him from Bayern Munich
Tendinitis can happen to any one and the fact that he is out for the season doesn't make him a flop
After his transfer to Utd in 2007 he didn't play until he was given injection
So stop making stupid insinuations. Your hatred for Man Utd is never hidden, but we love it that way

Once more, your basis for rating who a world class player is,
Is unacceptable to right thinking football lovers.
Okocha, Finidi and Kanu are not world class players?
Properties › Re: Urgent Need Of A Mini Or 2 Bedroom Flat In Surulere by Emperoh(m): 7:03am On Nov 12, 2008
My understanding of a mini flat is;
A room, Parlour and Kitchnette with the Toilet and bathroom ensuite
Any other view? It could also be two rooms merged together but with the toilet, bathroom and kitchen within the apartment.
Autos › Re: Preordered 2005 Toyota Camry Xle Has Arrived ( Jackeechan of Nairaland ) by Emperoh(m): 6:58am On Nov 12, 2008
Oga have you got a Honda Accord Bull dog (1997)
Or a Camry 1996. Let me have the prices and pics

emperoneroh@yahoo.com
Autos › Re: 2001 Chrysler Pt Cruiser Limited Edition by Emperoh(m): 6:56am On Nov 12, 2008
Oga have you got a Honda Accord Bull dog (1997)
Or a Camry 1996. Let me have the prices and pics

emperoneroh@yahoo.com

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