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I am waiting for them to go ahead
That will mean shooting themselves in the foot
I guess they would have fought themselves for Manchester United
Meanwhile. fergie has told him he won't be sold to anyone 
he can go anywhere except RM. I guess its not SAF v RC
What a lovely Rumble it will be. And I can bet he will win

http://www.goal.com/en/articolo.aspx?contenutoid=812402

I am quite indifferent if Ronaldo goes or stays
The guy has clarified his stance and let the haters keep drooling
I heard Rm wants to sue him for 17 million quid for breach of trust
I was wondering if these guys have entered into an agreement with him.

Mukina/iice/seun
Can this moved to the appropriate place or better still delete it
People are just dunce

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2643696#msg2643696 date=1218505908]@Hannibal
The least you could do for this guy is help him type and speak good English this Emperoh dude is becoming an embarrassment to your fold
I don't know why no one is looking in Huntelaar's direction that cat is wasting in Ajax

@Emperoh
Go play somewhere i am busy.Come back to me when you are able to step your Vocab up i am sick and tired of illiterate folks like you who can't pronounce or spell well. Empty Barrel[/quote]I guess this Silly Ass has esccaped again from the mental home
What am i gonna do to you?
Inject you with Cyanide?
I guess thats a better option. Meanwhile keep doing you spelling lessons
Its shows my tutorials are working. . . . . . . . At least you can now recognise errors
But my boys they aren't errors . . . . . . .they are called typos Alright.
And be sure not to be late to classes today alright . . . . if not i go use koboko bath you. Akamu

Le Chac
I had expected SAF to bring back Manucho when all these striker wahala started but somehow he had other plans
I guess we now realise the importance of one after Sunday's game. Chances upon chances were spurned
I just couldn't help cursing RM for snatching my RVN.
But i still would love to see Berba at OT than see Hunterlaar
But u know what, I will ensure Blessing Okardi plays for Man U than seeing Henry in an AIG shirt
God i will head straight to Okija shrine
His first touch at Carrington will end his career abruptly. Anyone wants to stake a bet?
Enwe!!!!!!

Oga Poster
Come out straight and say what he deleted
And is it a crime for him to delete what HE POSTED
Pls be factual and don't try to whip up pointless sentiments
WHAT DID HE DELETE AND HOW WAS IT IMPORTANT TO EVERY USER AND YOU?

U looks like u carried over the nursery ryhmes
U know what i mean bla bla black sheep have u any . . . . . . . . . .

How was the weekend.
Saw u again at the Autos pricong a HRV
haven't u found one yet?

Can someone pleassssssssssssssssssssssssssssse come help
bonk this a-40 to the remand home
i am getting him almost at Yaba left side
its just that the inmates are getting scared his loose nut is worse than theirs
Dude u don't have a life go and get one puleeeeaaaassssssssseee!!!

The game yesterday has further enforced my belief that we need a striker now
Its no longer a matter of preference. Whether Berba, Hunter or even Henry
I don't care just someone to tap in the goals for me. Look at wasted chances and all that
I just hope we wrap up a deal asap. And why is it taking long to apply for a work loan for Manucho
I can't wait to see that guys in a red shirt.

Now the season is about to start.I can't wait for next weekend. The predictions, analysis and post match dissings
I am ready to ram people's head here especially them arses
Doyin where have you been all these why
Same to j-Girl

ONE UTD!!!

@a-40
I guess u are insane on the hands
keep chasing shadows though
I have called Baba Ijebu to look into your case

Ibime:
I swear, Eromoigbe and Yakubu Alfa are better than Ajilore and Kaita. God help us if we face Argentina with Mascherano, Gago, Banega, Riquelme et al.

Then trust Siasia to play the caution game. He knows how to counter such games
its left to know if the boys can cope with their experience

Good game for me today. Experience killed the Japanese off
The Dream Team Boys should learn positioning. When they go on counter attack they don't do that well.
Someone should open spaces and draw th opponent away for space. A good example is the Japanese only goal

i guess these people lost their sense of humour at the entrance to Nairaland

Hannibal:
Gaynners are HOMOs world wide. . . . . It's an accepted law of nature.
[b]ARSE[/b]nal. . . . .[b]ARSE[/b]ne. . . . everything is ARSE, ARSE and more ARSES.

@ Doyin13,

Just like u whupped us in Abuja??
Nani and Apache would get the GOALS.

And i guess their arse will whooped very soon

Lordi
I didn't mean to provoke you
i am just working on info

i was actually trying to help him sell his 1972 Peugeot 404
Maybe to you cos i understand U love Vintage big time

So which one did you find?
A 1972 Peugeot 404

I guess thats not just what u can buy, i also learnt you are vintage big time

ehie007:
i don't know y fergie didnt allow Ronny go, he has achieved everything in the club, he should be aallowed to go else were to av newer challenges. as for me if am in his shoes, i will do everything to leave a club i av won everything for, to go somewere else to try and acomplish the same.

am a die hard manutd fan, but i suppport ronaldo to leave,

a coach should be happy for a player to leave if he has won everything for him,

Its not about football or achieving trophies,
But real should learn how train their own players and respect other non selling clubs
It happened before and if we had permitted this one, it will happen again.


Lordi,
where have u been?

Sxymiyayo:
yes i think they do co exist.because there are times u just look at your partner and then you be like wow, i have this breast and ass to myself?that is lust and then another way of feeling lucky and blessed.

It then goes to say that appreciating her physical attributes is down right lustful huh
Nwanne i beg to disagree

folahann:
hahahaha
the dog could speak the cat's language, bilingual indeed

What do u expect
He could also have mooed like a cow

@Chioya
Wharrever

I was wondering,
Can Love and Lust Co-Exist in a relationaship
I know quite well that one can transmute to another,
But can there be, even if unequal, a relationship that u lust after your partner and yet be in love with the person
I only know about obsession and lust.
So what of love and lust?

I just hope he returns in time for the season start.
God dey sha!!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/7543390.stm

Looks like you 've done this excercise before huh

Employer Speak: what they say and what they mean by it


Entry level position:
You'll be making minimum wage.

Entry level position in an up-and-coming company:
You'll be making minimum wage; we'll be bankrupt in a year.

Profit sharing plan:
Once it's shared between the higher-ups, there won't be a profit.

Competitive salary:
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

Join our fast-paced company:
We have no time to train you; you'll have to introduce yourself to your coworkers.

Nationally recognized leader:
Tell Magazine wrote us up a few years ago, but we haven't done anything innovative since.

Immediate opening:
The person who used to have this job gave notice a month ago. We're just now running the ad.

Casual work atmosphere:
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up, although a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

Competitive environment:
We have a lot of turnover.

Must be deadline oriented:
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

Some overtime required:
Some time each night and some time each weekend.

Flexible hours:
Work 40 hours; get paid for 25.

Must have an eye for detail:
We have no quality control.

College degree preferred:
Unless you wasted those four years studying something useless like Philosophy, English or Social Work.

Career minded:
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

Apply in person:
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.

No phone calls please:
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

Problem solving skills a must:
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

Requires team leadership skills:
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left.
Experienced mathematicians will prove the existence of at least one unique elephant and then leave the detection and capture of an actual elephant as an exercise for their graduate students.

Computer programmers hunt elephants by exercising Algorithm A:
1. Go to Africa.
2. Start at the Cape of Good Hope.
3. Work northward in an orderly manner, traversing the continent alternately east and west.
4. During each traverse pass,
a. Catch each animal seen.
b. Compare each animal caught to a known elephant.
c. Stop when a match is detected.
Experienced computer programmers modify Algorithm A by placing a known elephant in Cairo to ensure that the algorithm will terminate.

Economists don't hunt elephants, but they believe that if elephants are paid enough, they will hunt themselves.
Experienced economists never saw an elephant, but they try to hunt one by controlling the interest rates.

Statisticians hunt the first gray animal they see N times and call it an elephant.
Experienced statisticians add that there is a small probability that the animal they hunted is a mouse.

Lawyers can let hunting a single elephant drag out for several years.
Experienced lawyers can make it last even longer.

Consultants don't hunt elephants, and many have never hunted anything at all, but they can be hired by the hour to advise those people who do.
Experienced consultants can also measure the correlation of hat size and bullet color to the efficiency of elephant-hunting strategies, if someone else will only identify the elephants.

Politicians don't hunt elephants, but they will share the elephants you catch with the people who voted for them.
Experienced politicians take the elephant for themselves and blame the press.

Managers set broad elephant-hunting policy based on the assumption that elephants are just like field mice, but with deeper voices.
Experienced managers keep in the project file the advise that claims that elephants are just like field mice.

Sales people don't hunt elephants but spend their time selling elephants they haven't caught, for delivery two days before the season opens.
Experienced sales people ship the first thing they catch and write up an invoice for an elephant.

Computer sales people catch gray animals at random, and sell any one of them weighs within plus or minus 15 percent of any previously observed elephant.
Experienced computer sales people catch gray rabbits, and sell them as desktop elephants.

Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.

Experience is something you do not get until just after you need it.

Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.

Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.

Experience is knowledge acquired when it's too late.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.

A business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following:


HELP WANTED
Must be able to type, have computer skills, and be bilingual.
We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

A dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined a bit.
Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on a chair and stared at the manager. The manager said "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type."

The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back up on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign also says you have to be good with a computer."

The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect spreadsheet that worked flawlessly the first time.

By this time, the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job."

The dog jumped down and went over to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentence about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.

The manager said "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual." The dog looked at that manager calmly and said, "Meow."

The navy psychiatrist was interviewing a potential sailor. To check on the young man's response to trouble, the psychiatrist asked, "What would you do if you looked out of that window right now and saw a battleship coming down the street?"
The baby sailor said, "I'd grab a torpedo and sink it."
"Where would you get the torpedo?"
"The same place you got your battleship!"

The Nigerian Police was looking for an AIG, so Nuhu went in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the President drawled, "Nuhu, what is 1 and 1?"
"11" he replied.
The President thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."

"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
The President was again surprised that Nuhu gave an answer he'd never thought of

"Now Nuhu, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Nuhu looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, Nuhu wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Nuhu was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

Good one there Ruby
guess thats what Ituens Sperms should be like?

Sometimes i feel embarrased reading some posts here
Pls re phrase your post!!!!!!!

If 800k will fly for the Bora please let me know so that i call you lets negotiate
I have a ready buyer

vichel:
some of u guys are so stupid for suggestin that the dream team can't stand a chance wit the rest. if they had played italy or brazil and gotten d same result, u would say they dn't stand a chance against the dutch. so how dare u people be-little d performance of our team 2day, they didn't play that good but they were far better than the dutch, one of the favorites to win d gold. i would advise some of u to reason well before u speak because d same ivory coast that is sooo "good" just lost their first game, and were whooped by d same technical dutch team we played. Go Dream Team iv

I don't think the discuss going on here calls for you to call 'some of u guys' stupid not to talk of anyone here
If u are used to bossing it on others, please shed that toga once you enter here, post your opinion and politely disagree to anyones postulation
We can't make any head way insulting people just because they don't agree with your point of view or don't see things your own way.
Bros, if i am saying the minds of a vast majority of those that posted on this thread, i think you should modify that post and apologise to posters here
Pls we should all lean to respect each others views even if it seems the weirdest or dumbest. Lets learn to retrace and do things properly

Ka Chineke mezie okwu!!!!