₦airaland Forum

mhizsuzzy:
As in eeh

The thing hold me wella wella......

. How was your day shugar?

TheManOfTheYear:
Ladies and Gentlemen.. do not listen to all of them stating "weed is good" and then afterwards you start thinking of trying it out of curiousity...

You might never be sane again to tell the story.
Curiousity, they say kills the cat.

Say no to drugs.
Engage more in sports for your recreation

Ok I'll tell you this.
I've not been entirely proud of dope
But you got to know
Dope is dope
I've also had good memories, it's not a rollercoaster but it's not shadoww of death either.
Take a chill pill

pu7pl3:
Gofwane you and real madrid made my night

Who should I use for sacrifice
Ronaldo or Benzema?

Divay22:
Alright.

How is your night going? We seem to have a 'problem' in common

Divay22:
Is there any decent lady that will choose to be a baby mama.

Actually I think there are.

Some truth there. Will be bitter, people will reject it, but it doesn't diminish the fact that there's some real truth there.

I was returning from one of the lecture halls where I went to study. I was on the pathway to my lodge when my colleague called stopped me and asked where I've been all this while. I told him I went to study. He told me to accompany him to his friend's lodge. When we got there, this friend of his (lemme call him eze) was cooking spaghetti. That was my first time of meeting him (later discovered his elder bro was two years ahead of me in my department). So this colleague of mine (mr P) told me to enter while he spoke in hushed tones with eze. I was watching sumfin on his cable TV, a.c was on full blast, the room was really cool, eze walked in and gave mr p this weird looking thing all rolled up. Mr P took some really cool drags and gave me to smoke.
Mr P: no dey smoke am like that, no be cigar. Smoke am like this ( collects it from me and shows me properly)
Me: no p man. Wetin be ds?
Mr P: na weed na. Igboo
Me: you mean am? Na my first time be this oo
(mr p an eze glance @ each other and smiled. This my jehovah witness friends don bad die)
Oh boy, my brethren, that was how I told them I was feeling a bit hot, I needed to take the blunt outside. So the three of us went outside, sat on the varendah and continued smoking. Next thing eze brought out his fone and switched on the torch to look around. The light mistakenly hit my eye but ladies and gentlemen, immediately that happened I swear I saw myself in Jupiter. I shouted 'Jupiter'. Eze did it again, I told him I'm out of the milky way galaxy now, I'm very sure I'm in Jupiter. Omg, twas awesome. Next thing I knew, I started reciting names of planets, started imagining weird things. Really weird things. Took my phone and started chyking one of my female classmates on asap (funnily enough we had a good laugh later). I ran inside and told them not to open the door if I want to leave. Jumped on the bed and fell asleep, woke up on the floor with me sinking my teeth into the bed out of hunger. I swear I could eat wood, fibre, glass, infact anything @ that point in time. Eze gave me spag. That was how my journey into weed smoking began. When I took weed the next day with another lodge neighbor called Vic joining us...that was our village people drumming gently for us. Story for another day.
God. Weed feels good oo.

Nice writeup OP. It should be taken in moderation anyway. I remember my first experience, my 4th year in the university. Just thinking about it now brings fond memories and feelings. Bottom line is I became fond of it. Doesn't matter the brand or name, as long as it's weed I'm ok with it. But I avoided SK, until I came back home to Lag( gives me headache). Weed is cool, just don't exceed your 'guage'

mhizsuzzy:
What is it?

You drank blood tonic mixed with palmwine.

mhizsuzzy:
May be ooh I told u I don't know the name

I think I do.

Omonigeriarere:
No go there and fix things within a second. As if change and magic were synonymous.

Put me there na...

So displaying of cleavage is the new standard for gorgeous. If we never see breast, beauty never start. SMH.

UBGG:
This post was about girls crushing on some doctor, no?. I stated I am not likely to crush on doctors, lawyers..et al because YES it seems regular to me.

Give me a writer, a painter, an architect with an original, mind-blowing designs, folks who can create things in their mind and proceed to give it life...that's my religion.

You think there's nothing regular about being a doctor, I say it's pretty regular. We would have to agree to disagree.

What's regular about being a doctor or lawyer? Enlighten me please.

mhizsuzzy:
Don't mind me ooh

I took one drug, I don't know the name that makes think weird

Common baby don't tease me joor abi na oshogbo weed you consume?

mhizsuzzy:
Don't mind me ooh

I took one drug, I don't know the name that makes think weird

Common baby don't tease me joor

UBGG:
Dude, If you plan to continuously and successfully lie about it, you really should change your location from Enugu state to Lagos. Oh! your picture too, it screams...you know.

Now, don't say I never did anything nice for you, dumb-cake.

Picture I took while I was still studying there? Pretty long time lady. Will changing it make me more/less of who I am? Picture can scream all it likes, there are more important things to take care of...I'm sure you'll agree to that. . No bad blood sister. Don't just call those career choices regular, there's nothing regular about them.

sarrki:
Ipobs youths are disaster to our nation

Their leaders are calamity to national growth

Their online supporters are epidemic to global peace

Get well soon baba ekwueme

Sarrki please don't wish someone who's a calamity 'get well soon'.

Omonigeriarere:
Hmmmm... I know they will soon be here and Tongue-lash Baba again. If he approves, they will talk: if he didn't, he is tribalistically.

Before you start talking thrash and argue about your PDP V APC palava, please answer the followings:

1. Where was Aso Rock Clinic when Patience was treating her tummy problem in Germany?

2. Where was Aso Rock Clinic when Jonathan was frequenting same Germany for undisclosed ailment?

3. Where was Aso Rock Clinic when Stella Obasanjo died abroad?

4. Where was Aso Rock Clinic when Yaradua died abroad?

5. Where was Aso Rock clinic when David Mark treated his toothache in Israel?

6. Where was Aso Rock Clinic when Akpabio treated his leg pain in the US?

You want Buhari to right the wrongs of 16 years in 2 years abi? Your hypocrisy is stinking, walahi.

So we should give him 32 years to fix a clinic right?

UBGG:
LMAO.

Hey, dumb-face, I know how hard it is to till the soil in the East. So, believe me when I say I totally understand why it would hurt your feelings to know that after all of that hard work to get an education, there exists someone who genuinely do not give a rats arse.

So your geography teacher taught you that lagos is in the east right? Come...which school you go sef?

alexialin:
Hehehehehehehehe
Yes o
He's gorgeous and brainy.

Why pretend? Life is too short jare.

And thanks for the compliment

No need for pretense. I like that too.

mhizsuzzy:
sorry not my spec.. ...extremely too

In medical term gigantic, due to excessive secretion of GH before epiphyseal closure....

Are you a medical doctor/student?

Amarabae:
With this his caterpillar teeth?
Mtcheeeew

Your husband own no dey compete with bulldozer?

alexialin:
Mehn he's finely defined.
With the total package.

Wow!

That's why I like you, you know how to talk true everytime.

lollarj:
Me too and also Seun.

Why?

UBGG:
I am probably the only one who do not fancy guys with regular careers...Doctors, lawyers et al.

There's something incredibly hot about a man who could make something out of nothing, freaking hot.

Your cup of coffee. Who cares?

I'm ashamed to be called a Nigerian doctor in this age and time. Blame passing is the order of the day. No one accepts responsibility. We've been told clearly, if you're not a Nigerian president or a relative to a Nigerian president, your health is strictly your concern. God bless my hustle and push me into Europe, I give up on this british contraption. This british disease sold to Africa has wrecked lives forever.

Baffles me why people are bashing her. She just expressed her opinion, everyone is entitled to one. Just thank her and move on if you disagree. No need for name-calling.

Can you believe I actually stumbled into this wandering on NL. Always thought I'll find something a little bit 'unorthodox' and I just got it. Coming to think of all these, they actually make more sense now than they may have made when you dropped it.
*thumbs up*

kinguwem:
Pulmonary embolism has risk factors & can be prevented by early immobilization & use of anticoagulants.

True. But how often is this done? Even with these measures it does not rule it out completely. It's a killer. Hard to escape when it strikes.

omocalabar:
am sure she died as a result of someones incompetence...but obviously that has been covered up

There's nothing competence will offer you when faced with a patient who just had pulmonary embolism as a health professional. I strongly suspect it. Don't be so quick to throw blows.

TheArchangel:
RIP, MA'AM. A fighter you are. You succumbed because the stress of the birth was too much for you. Be rest assured that your babies will be well taken care of. Rest well, Hajia.

I think this is one of the very rare cases of maternal mortality. The signs suggest it. And she must have had real risk factor considering that she carried quadruplets to term. Pulmonary embolism.