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RomanceRe: See The Popular Herbs Big Babes Use In Hooking Their Men In The North by emperorzz(m): 6:40pm On Oct 15, 2015
JESUS H. ALLAH! HAVE MERCY ON ALL MEN DOING SPIKED-UP NORTHERN KPATUSES! Women una weldon oo
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Nairalander Sculpting A Life Size Human Head by emperorzz(m): 5:43pm On Oct 14, 2015
Ddat's some scary foto man..it actually look lik they caught a yoloba man with a fresh yoloba human head!! Shiiiii!
SportsRe: Int'l Friendly: Nigeria Vs Cameroon 3.0 (Live) by emperorzz(m): 9:23pm On Oct 11, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
The superstitious African in me is tempted to believe that Enyeama's mum has been placated. Her son has been appeased and she's decided to be benevolent. Oh mama, thanks for the kindness.
U sure say na only fruit juice u gulp? Kikiki



Wait, did someone put something in my fruit juice while I was at the gents? smiley





Just messing around! cheesy Up Eagles!
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FamilyRe: His Wife Earns Four Times His Salary And Someone Must Resign by emperorzz(m): 9:24pm On Oct 09, 2015
No Time for d kids. So...where did they find the time to have them? Once they answer that...then they would have solved 95% of the problem. Parental care = daddy and mummy things.
Christianity EtcRe: Photo: What A South African Said About Nigerian Pastors by emperorzz(m): 3:06am On Oct 08, 2015
We go to ur country and cast out demons, please come visit us and cast out boko haram...Emila!
RomanceRe: How Do I Handle A Stubborn Girlfriend? by emperorzz(m): 2:50am On Oct 08, 2015
Like serzly, I wish I can help u buh, u see dat woman something eh? Leave am. Find one worwor girl wey loyal, wey go help ur destiny. Leave all dis video guirls wey just nor dey ever satisfy with d love of just one man..causing us heartaches. Mtcheew!
Nairaland GeneralRe: See What Was Seen At Abeokuta Ogun State Today (photos) by emperorzz(m): 2:44am On Oct 08, 2015
Like seriozly dats d biggest dead Croc i've seen headed for the pot! And I have no idea where the feast is gonna happen. embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Olamide, Phyno, Reminisce Are Clowns – Modenine by emperorzz(m): 2:41pm On Sep 21, 2015
Heheheheheheheh heeoooo! Anyway sha, baaad belle is allowed
EducationRe: Oluchi Saw Her Death Coming –family Of Electrocuted UNILAG Student by emperorzz(m): 11:43am On Sep 12, 2015
Chinenke..ve mercy!
RomanceRe: Photoshoot Of Life! Checkout This Pre-wedding Photo Found On Facebook by emperorzz(m): 1:11am On Sep 12, 2015
Dis na confirm Harry Porter love....make I no call am winchi winchi love.. grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Ngipheni Ngcobo: 57-year-old Virgin Who Partook In The Swazi Nude Dance (pic) by emperorzz(m): 7:09pm On Sep 07, 2015
I was hopin to see some 57 year old virgin kegs dangling be4 my eyes..*mtcheeww* slams door on thread*
CrimeRe: Nigerian Arrested With N1bn Cash In Niger by emperorzz(m): 12:52pm On Sep 03, 2015
Blah blaah blah blah...what is the name of the Nigerian man? where is he from? where does he live? And where the hell did he get dat sum of cash? Oh! Ok, I get it. It's jus another crappy news right? Hmnn
PoliticsRe: Presidency Abolishes Office Of First Lady by emperorzz(m): 7:24am On Aug 22, 2015
Big thanks to madam shepopotamus!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Sacks FIRS Chairman Appoints Babantunde Fowler As Replacement by emperorzz(m): 5:29pm On Aug 20, 2015
Ok...d guy must ve fowled his predecessor to get d appointment
PoliticsRe: Anambra Demolishes Over 50 Brothels, Prostitutes Revolt by emperorzz(m): 5:38pm On Aug 17, 2015
Damn! Now dis hos are gonna invade portharcourt with a vengeance...can't wait
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole And Wife Iara Visit IDP Camp In Edo State by emperorzz(m): 6:32pm On Aug 13, 2015
Wisdomkosi:
Edo guys how far? I think say by now una for don snatch osho baba his wife
Oshio: Iara we ve a one trip to Abuja tomoro, I want u to join me.

Iara: oh love! I'm so exhausted, maybe u shuld go alone this time..plsssss.

Oshio: Eh! U saay wetin?! Dnt even go there...u think I dnt see d way dat tall aide de coupe has been lookin at yuu...c'mon go n pack a bag....mtcheeew..

Lolzzz...so, Edo guys no chance for us oo...Oshio baba don mount better guard.
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia And Daughters In Matching Outfit (photo) by emperorzz(m): 6:48pm On Aug 11, 2015
If dis pickin knack free-kick eh..na final!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Was Held Hostage While In Office – Soyinka by emperorzz(m): 7:03am On Aug 11, 2015
Hmnn..so dude was really clueless afterall...
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Sexually Weak: Wife Tells Judge by emperorzz(m): 5:57pm On Aug 06, 2015
gabazin080:
I no blame the woman jare.
Even folorusho alakija (richest woman in Nigeria no go pray make God comot pr*ck for her matter
hmnn..i dey tell u...shedem fit play wit anyoda tin but, no be for prick matter!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Military Arrests Boko Haram Commander, Rescues 178 People (photos) by emperorzz(m): 7:03am On Aug 03, 2015
What is d fate of all of the other terrorist that were previously captured ? Do they also need to go through a lengthy trial for their very obvious crimes? No names, no sponsors, no traces, no follow ups, no news....this is crap reportinG...this a crap country
Foreign AffairsRe: Bill Gates' Wife Melinda Washes Plates, Carries Water On Head In Malawi (Photos) by emperorzz(m): 11:54am On Aug 02, 2015
Money miss road...smh

See me! I dey here..money, try me nah!
FamilyRe: You Met Your Wife Sister Like This, What Will You Do? by emperorzz(m): 6:31am On Aug 01, 2015
There will definitely ba a lil jokin, a lill strokin..no thot of breakfast cos there'll be a lot of chokin cos d only thing goin down smooth will be a lot of pokin..and that's real
FamilyRe: You Met Your Wife Sister Like This, What Will You Do? by emperorzz(m): 6:27am On Aug 01, 2015
BANGERLEE1:
Tell her to go put something decent on.....
...and ur name is?.....Bangerlee?!
PoliticsRe: EFCC Invites Kingsley Kuku, Jonathan’s Adviser On Amnesty by emperorzz(m): 5:25pm On Jul 24, 2015
sdindan:
The achievements of buhari in America the past 4 days. 1. Buhari slept in Blair house. 2. Buhari created a new political party. 3. Rochas took a picture with Obama. 4. Rochas slept off at a meeting. 5. Oshiomhole's pocket was bulging with our money. 6. Nigerverdian women were represented at the meeting. 7. Buhari confirmed he is plagued with memory loss. 8. Buhari shook hands with Obama. 9. Buhari answered questions fired at him by Amanpour. 10. Amanpour understood Buhari. 11. Buhari said No to gayism 12. Buhari has unlocked the secret of feeding 5,000 with 5 loaves and 2 fishes. 13. While surrounded by thieves, Buhari kept a straight face while assuring us he would prosecute thieves within his own party. 14. While Nigeria was in America on the historic, ground breaking, Guinness World Records making visit; America was in Kenya to discuss progress. 15. While Buhari was away, bombs kept dropping daily, Nigerians kept dying daily. So, as you can see, in less than 100 days in office, Buhari has achieved what Jonathan could not achieve in "6" years.
u try sha..u just take all ur time compose dis long comic...well, hope say u appreciate my lik of encouragement. I be cartoonist.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Meets Barrack Obama (picture) by emperorzz(m): 5:44pm On Jul 20, 2015
Baba, hope u won't com back with an American accent.. with a disvirgined bum bum...beware of Obama n d gay campaign
EducationRe: Married In School, Single At Home In Nigeria Universities. by emperorzz(m): 10:18am On Jul 18, 2015
D trutu be say....most girls cannot function without a man. No matter what u say dem go jst dey like robot wey no fit op on its own...na pr*ck pr*ck pr*ck dem sabi now. Dem go wash, cook, scrub..*ll na for d pr*ck!! Good lord..smh!
CelebritiesRe: Olu Jacobs And Patience Ozokwor Back To School (Photo) by emperorzz(m): 4:18pm On Jul 17, 2015
God Ahbeg!! Help nollywood with small sense na! Even dis so called veterans foolishly accept to act this foolish roles....chai! Hunger na bastard.
CrimeRe: Dr. Deji Adejobi - An OAU-Ife Lecturer - Shot Dead By Suspected Assassins by emperorzz(m): 9:41pm On Jul 15, 2015
Na wa oo...assassins have stopped Killin politicians! Na intellectuals dem dey face now. Oh Nigeria!
FamilyRe: I Can’t Believe My Husband Is Asking Me For This!! by emperorzz(m): 9:28pm On Jul 15, 2015
So u talk all dis loooooong story make pple for tell u say u don dey mad...me, I no go worry. Ee clear say u go soon carry the part two of the story come disturb us again for here...make I tell u sorry in advance
FamilyRe: I Can’t Believe My Husband Is Asking Me For This!! by emperorzz(m): 9:24pm On Jul 15, 2015
Drinkwater:
What a tall tale
nigga ! i'v been short.. grin
FamilyRe: How Do I Go About Asking Him To Leave Without Sounding Bad? by emperorzz(m): 7:03pm On Jul 15, 2015
Bros u ve left one key point out of ur story....U RE DEAD SCARED ABOUT EVERYTHING!! Just lik me...hehe. Dnt be a baby..rule ur world!
Forum GamesRe: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by emperorzz(m): 1:17pm On Jul 14, 2015
Ordinary horse whip(bulahlah) will send d snake scampering for safety.....while I drive leisurely home in d oda direction...This no be matter na....agama eyes on d drive grin

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