₦airaland Forum

TMemos:
That place is the gateway to the state. The place is expected to be busy 24/7.

If it's true that there had been no light in that place for 20 years, they should line up all the former governors and give them 12 strokes of cane each. Starting from Ajimobi who spent 8 years out of the 20.

StarUp:
Did you see the look on his face? He is like "I go wound pesin kpomo this night".

Empiree:
tola9ja sent me this video. It reminds me of "beske" from ilorin.

See mouth
The guy feel do radio presenter. He got the swag and quality voice


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOTADArCci0

Rilwayne001:
This is how we American brush our teeth....Shi.!!!shi!!!shi!!!!shi!!!!! pour and rinse that is all

Buh how you Nigerians, especially demmzy15 & haffaze77 brush your teeth
shi!!shika!!shi!!shikakaka!!kakashi!!kakashii!!! Deep the brush inside their throat like dey wanna swallow it!!!!......
Make weird sound like a goat. Being strangled... Then felt Like vomiting.....Takes another paste to the brush.....


..Every thing would seems like an horror film.....
Thank God am not from this country...


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JeromeBlack:
Yet, Western women drive the standards in beauty, fashion and education.

The most decorated muslim women live in the West.

The most educated and accomplished women never come from the middle east or Muslim countries.



Even women from saudi travel to the usa to get fashionable cabanas, cloaks and scarves.

Below are the top 10 countries for women-

true2god:
Empire I can't understand, is the prophet, or any of the sahabas, a plumber?

Babaheekmat:
Baba yi.. E lo kaola ke lo se maludi.. E fi online si le.. E lo toro adua lowo saare woli yin

Babaheekmat:
A sufi arguing with a Christian and brought a Factionist (acadip) as dalil. Keferi ni gbogbo yin fa

GrandMufti:
I hope they won't call it forceful conversion

SalamRushdie:
And the ladies had to come with their Hijab? The Catholic Church shouldn't have involved itself in such that is capable breaching the peace especially at this time when Muslims are accusing Christians of " stealing and converting their kids". There was no need to announce that Muslim sisters did baptism neither was there any need for them to wear hijab for the photo op

IamAtikulate:
When moslems are not nacking their heads to their deaf god, the spend the rest seeking for validation from christians.

Jesus is the fulfillment of the law and at His death, the old laws cease to exist because it has been fulfilled.

Jesus came to fulfill the law and the whole essence of the OT is to prepare the ground for the new covenant

true2god:
Check out another video on the evil Islamic Jizya as approved by the 'prophet'.

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Ayanfe29:
Oneteen onety one

Ayanfe29:
Oneteen onety one

MuttleyLaff:
I Even our Muslim brothers have factions in Islam, because of difference in beliefs etcetera. Our muslim brothers are not immune from differing in what they believe in.

Jesus is divine and human. Yes, Jesus is God and man, at the same time. For the work, God came down to earth to do in the person of Jesus, Jesus had to fundamentally be man, apart from being God.

MuttleyLaff:
You're such a shameless barefaced liar,

How do you sleep with yourself and your missus at night, the way you blatantly lied here, that Jesus clearly rebuked the disciples for calling him Lord. I detest liars, dishonest, untruthful and insincere people. I am sure that Bodydialect57 read how you knowingly told this your stinkingly bad lie and shook her head at you for your dishonesty.

You're nothing but a time waster, time stealer and time killer. You're a complete and kofam total distraction. Mtcheew. What a big mistake to be engaging you

Bodydialect57:
Empiree, Jesus Christ didn't rebuke those people for calling him Lord, He did rebuke them for having the mind of calling down fire on those He came to save. To clear your doubt as to the Lordship of Jesus Christ, John 13 will help you out

Ye call me Master and Lord: and ye say well; for so I am.
John:13:13
If I then, your Lord and Master, have washed your feet; ye also ought to wash one another's feet.
John:13:14.

So, Jesus Christ is both Lord and Master over all!!

MuttleyLaff:
Episode kor, instalment ni.

MuttleyLaff:
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Empiree, so God sent Himself, did send Himself down to earth, in the form of Jesus Christ. You've accepted and agreed that there is nothing impossible for God to do, lol,. You grudgingly accepted and agreed, that, it is not impossible for God to simultaneously be in more than one place at a time (i.e. meaning it is not something impossible for God to do, as in, be in Heaven and be on earth, at the same time) [b]Note that, Jesus didnt correct people that addressed Him as God, for example, where and when said: "[i]My Lord, My God" to Him. It is because Jesus is God Emp.iree. God as Jesus, gave up His divine privileges. He took the humble position of a servant and was born as a human being, and so God appeared on earth, in human form, as in, the person of Jesus Christ, His Son. Alleluia

MuttleyLaff:
You really think God has a problem sending Himself on errands, hmm? Do you really think God did not and cant send Himself to earth from heaven to carry out the vitally important redemptive work or task, hmm?

God sending Himself to earth from heaven to carry out His task, does not diminish or remove any of the sovereignty of God. God sending Himself to earth from heaven to carry out His task is not God thinking less of Himself, but is God thinking of you, of me and the rest of the world. Show some appreciation and gratitude for this

Jesus is God, period. Dont sweat it, my very good Emp.iree muslim brother

I have not in a very long time, read nor lately come across a discombobulated post such as this. I dont blame you. You posted that comment before reading my comment that said: "God sending Himself to earth from heaven to carry out His task, does not diminish or remove any of the sovereignty of God." God is not affected nor troubled by any of those pettiness you mentioned. Peele.

Mtcheew. Smh. Nwanne Mister Em.piree, Alfa wey no get biabia, what part of, it is not impossible for God to simultaneously be in more than one place at a time (i.e. meaning it is not something impossible for God to do, as in, be in Heaven and be on earth, at the same time), didnt you understand. What dialect do you speak? Let me translate "it is not impossible for God to simultaneously be in more than one place at a time (i.e. meaning it is not something impossible for God to do, as in, be in Heaven and be on earth, at the same time)" for you in your dialect and your easy understanding.

Talo ni trailer, to nyi lọ. You're taking yourself too seriously, but you are not very good, as you want to believe and think you are Em.piree, so stop trying to make fetch happen. It just is not going to happen! Fyi, I am a sharpshooter. I have both short and long range weapons with pinpoint accuracies. You're going to, with me, and by your own very legs, walk and only lead yourself, to the slaughter, lol

MuttleyLaff:
The position of things Em.piree, is that, God looked for someone who could build walls or looked for someone to stand in the breach in His presence on behalf of the world so that it won't be destroyed, but He found no one and so God is lumbered with, doing a classic Do-It-Yourself, by sending Himself to earth from heaven, to carry out this vitally important redemptive work.

Empi.ree, so God sent Himself, did send Himself down to earth, in the form of Jesus Christ. You've accepted and agreed that there is nothing impossible for God to do, lol,. You grudgingly accepted and agreed, that, it is not impossible for God to simultaneously be in more than one place at a time (i.e. meaning it is not something impossible for God to do, as in, be in Heaven and be on earth, at the same time) Note that, Jesus didnt correct people that addressed Him as God, for example, where and when said: "My Lord, My God" to Him. It is because Jesus is God Emp.iree. God as Jesus, gave up His divine privileges. He took the humble position of a servant and was born as a human being, and so God appeared on earth, in human form, as in, the person of Jesus Christ, His Son. Alleluia

MuttleyLaff:
Was it difficult to, accept and agree that, it is not hard or impossible for God, or for your sake, Allah, to simultaneously be in heaven and on earth at the same time?

I know its challenging for many and especially, a muslim brother like you, to understand, what is meant, when God, with the placeholder, says: I AM

''I AM that I AM'', ''I SHALL BE THAT I SHALL'' or ''I WILL BE THAT I BE'' are expressive phrases. It means, God will be what God needs to be. We find out what God was yesterday, we keep knowing Him every moment and day. God is new every morning, God is new tomorrow

That is why, God in Exodus 3:14, said to Moses:
"I AM WHO I AM.
This is what you are to say to the Israelites: 'I AM has sent me to you."

Essentially, the "I AM WHO I AM or I AM THAT I AM" in Exodus 3:14 above means, I will become whatsoever I may become. I'll be, I will become whatever it is necessary for Me, to be and/or Me to become.

God therefore and fyi Empiree, is, a "not-known-number" of person. God, therefore then, is, x-person and so God, in effect is, ∞-persons, as in, meaning, God is infinite or infinity.

God is someone without any bound, without limit, without an end. God is the first and the last, God oxymoronically has no beginning and no end. God is someone bigger and larger than any specified number, even three or trinity. This means, dont put God in a box.

Try and be original, stop copying and using lines, I've previously used on you. Do you think, if you had answered my question, I've got your time to be repeating questions. You didnt even responsibly answer the question. I overlooked your evasiveness and just in order to move on, managed your insincere and faithless answer

MuttleyLaff:
The question you were asked to give a response to, is:
Do you believe, accept and agree that, it is not hard or impossible for God, or for your sake, Allah, to simultaneously be in heaven and on earth at the same time?

MuttleyLaff:
Do you believe, accept and agree that, it is not hard or impossible for God, or for your sake, Allah, to simultaneously be in heaven and on earth at the same time? Dont try to dodge the question please. Man up, bite the bullet, answer the question. Just do it, joor. Lol

MuttleyLaff:
Emp.iree, I know the problem my fellow muslim brothers and especially you have, so I'll assist you on the road to an ephiphany with this question, I trust you'll, unlike that dishonest Alfa, truthfully and sincerely answer it. Here it is Emp.iree:
Do you believe, accept and agree that, it is not hard or impossible for God, or for your sake, for Allah, to simultaneously be in heaven and on earth at the same time? Lol

We will revert back to your attachment and help you undo your confusion, after you've responded to the question, lol

MuttleyLaff:
"This is the most important," Jesus answered:
Listen, Israel! The Lord our God, the Lord is One."
- Mark 12:29

"⁵In your relationships with one another, have the same mindset as Christ Jesus:
⁶Who, being in very nature a God, did not consider equality with God something to be used to His own advantage;
⁷rather, He made himself nothing by taking the very nature of a servant, being made in human likeness."
- Philippians 2:5-7