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The guy no even win election o... Alex na baaad hustler!
Nameless Award to a Nameless man.

Divinehealer:
That girl, who dresed her?

Alex of course...

Can't say this enough... FEAR WOMEN O!

She will be useful in jail.

My broda na so we see am o.

Square peg in square hole.

This Fulani matter don pass be careful o.

How many don approach you?

Deserving.
But Zulum for just make am N14m.

Prettyangelng:
If she likes you it will self lubricate.

By this you're implying that lubricants are only necessary when she doesn't like you?
Though this is easy to agree with, but, what would you say about couple's using lubricants? The wife doesn't like the husband?

Prettyangelng:
They are except from wetness and freshness. That is where lubricant comes in.

I see you're beginning to agree with me. Even in appearance, they are different. Also in width and depth. Some are self lubricating, others might need at least a gallon of groundnut oil.
So, how are they the same?

I beg to disagree... All kpekus are not the same.
They differ in;
1. Vulva design or appearance.
2. Internal width and depth.
3. Lubrication (self lubricating, auto lubricating and manual lubricating, also, assisted or induced lubrication).

Some professors here would add more to this list.
Bottom line is, I feel they differ more in kpekus than face.

The chickens have come home to roost.

I no just no why this thing dey sweet me.

Man wey get sense no need order from above.

So you be husband material abi? As you wear red sweater, balance with dollbaby and fake flowers. Hypocrite.

I concur.

Not a fan of Nollywood.

Abeg apologize o, before you take shame swallow blade.

Sister sorry no vex.

Melody Bones.

saphiere:
Men are evil. Deal with that.

This is getting too long. Oya meet me for Higi Haga make we agree to disagree.

saphiere:
So I wasn't wrong when I said "men".

I still believe you are Madam, 'cause that would be generalising. Which would include me (being a man of course) and your Dad no doubt.

saphiere:
What of Mr. Jimo Odunayo?

Mr. Saraju Muhammed + Mr. Jimo Odunayo = men.

Now you're being very specific, great!

saphiere:
Plural of man is what?

Mr Saraju Muhammed.

saphiere:
Sorry. I thought it was a man who defiled this Nassarawa girl. I was wrong.

apology accepted. It was a man of course, not "men".

saphiere:
What is wrong with men these days? Defiling minors has become a norm.
What's so special about a small child's vagina?

"men" how? The culprits' name was clearly stated in the article.

My broda you don chop belleful true true.

Pikin dey craze mama say na rascal.