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Madrid 1:1 Athletico... Up barca!!!!
I dey predict dye!!!

If I type RIP for u ehh!! Slap me.. Nonsense attention seeker

Clueless APC government, we'd do better APC or PDP current politicians

Seriously some of us lack understanding, some persons are asking why "Masquerades" and the likes didnt impair our knowledge, and i ask where are we today? the Op made a valid point, accept it or not, at a tender age, u build your vocabulary and if you children do that with Jenifa's diary, its goina be a sorry case. for the adults it may have few effects for those managing English language. For me, its very fake, doesnt make me laugh, they few i watched was rather educative, buh vocabulary? hell no! Zero for kids and pple managing to speak good english

GodsLastBorn:
Everybody now dish out the criteria to be a real man huh?! GTFOH the op sounds like a feather brain chick.

For God to be attached to ur name, is such an insult to the almighty, ua fortunate to be a human, ur kinds are petite in the animal kingdom, foolish gooat. be ashamed to be human, gerrahae idiota

ITbomb:
Is he using his money?

No, its your Village people's money, didnt u notice its a Federal Government road??

If its not Fayose, No one else

A REAL MAN!
The real sign that you are a man and man indeed is not your fat bank balance. Some men think once they have millions stacked in the bank then they are men. It's not your large muscles or how tall you are. A real man has self control. That is it, that is the point, self control! If you lack self control, you are a woman! It pisses me off when I see a man bicker with a woman, scream at his wife and loses his brain completely on sporting a sodomic seductress hell bent on having sex with him!
If you find it difficult controlling your erection, your manhood is questionable. All this crap I hear that if you don't sleep with a girl she will think you are not man enough is absolute nonsense!
A real man is IN CONTROL! You are in control of your thought, spirituality, finance, emotions and sexuality! You don't allow just any lady see your penis, that is where I'm going! I want to be very down to earth with men today. Your body is sacred and you guard it with determination and strength.
You are unshakable in your conviction against pre-marital sex. A man who does not bow to a lady's seduction no matter how hard she tries is a man indeed! She will respect you forever! If she doesn't respect you then she must be a LovePeddler! Only a prostitute will ask a man she is not married to for sex!
Control your thought! You are too big to think about sex 24/7! Don't you have anything of value you want to do with your life? Control your sex drive! It's not everytime you feel it you must jump into the street and look for someone to dump unwanted, unholy, useless sperm on! Control yourself around women! Women respect men who will not take them for granted. Men who always hug, peck and put their hands around ladies' waists have serious problems with their emotions.
Control your anger. It doesn't win any lady's respect. Don't be the type of guy who goes on a verbal contest with a lady. No woman respect a man who goes completely beserk at any slight provocation!
Control your finance! Don't be a thoughtless spender and a waster. Learn to work hard, save and invest.
Control your tongue. Men who gossip are real women in trousers! It's a big turn off! Control what you say. Vulgar, dirty words should not come out of the mouth of men of dignity.
Control your decisions. Be a man of integrity. Let your yes be yes and no be no. Don't tell a lady you are madly in love with her and propose to someone else. Don't be a double dater, a cheat, a liar, a user. It doesn't add any respect to you. Any woman who is unfortunate to marry you in that condition will never respect you and will regret her marriage to you for life!
Control your time. You can't be everywhere everytime. Select what and who is important to you and give your attention to them. Always make good use of the Pareto principle when dealing with people.
Control your Whatsapp and Facebook chats. You can't talk to the whole world at the same time. You do not have more than 24 hours, manage it well.
Control your accessibility. You can't allow any irresponsible, visionless, goaless, unscrupulous elements make friends with you. You need men of value and men of worth to make friends with.
Control your heart. Know God's will for your life and fall in love with the lady who respects, honours and values you. Be a man of control, of self control!
One thing I respect my husband for us self control. That man captured my respect for ever! To be in relationship with a lady for 5 solid years and not once asked for sex deserves my award! Having sex with a woman for the first time on our wedding night made me bow before him! I want to die for that man! His type is uncommon! He is my trophy, my grand prize, my gold, my jewel. I protect him like there is something else! His body is something I handle with care. I don't touch it anyhow, I dont rough handle it, it's mine alone and I protect it!
Women who respect chaste men still exist. Keep yourself for her. Value yourself, respect yourself, honour yourself. © Seun Oladele, 2017.

When oyibo people describe a location, they simply say, "The place is about a mile and a half, north-west or 300 metres away from Greenville park." You actually know where you're going. . But in Naija, our house numbering system can't be trusted. You may find house number 43 in between house number 5 and 6. Moreover, we know nothing about miles and metres. So when some of you want to describe your location, you'll be like, "If you reach Mbonu crescent, you will see one big gutter. Jump the gutter and corner left. Do as if you're going right but be cornering left small small. Be going down down... straaaaaight! Until you will see one place they're selling akamu in front of one Redeemed church; opposite where they used to throwey dustbin. Just stand there and flash me. I will come outside."

Wonder why our ladies don't appreciates flowers again? my friend Obi and Matilda got married some months ago so my friend Obi visited his wife at work last week friday and bought her a beautiful multi coloured mini bouquet of flowers.....she said baby why not buy another thing instead of flower...
Last year when Chike did same to the lady he newly met during working hours, the lady said why not another thing?
Am asking is flower no more a symbol of love and care? Our school days then (C.I.C Enugu), you get a lovely flower for a girl in Queens high school, you know the rest...
I wonder what on earth men can do to make women happy.....a lady friend of mine took it personal and said we are not oyibos, that we are Africans...so i advised my friend when next he is going for such visit, he should go with FUFU and BITTER LEAF SOUP..because we are Africans....icecream, cookies, and some other stuff are out of it, because na still oyibo stuff....

Jimi23:
Chop knuckle. U too gbaski.

brotherly, forget that babe

Did u count how many men you gave it to?

Nothing Epic here, just a broke girl asking a broke dude who possibly is asking her out, and foolish enough to post it in a public dormain to get likes and comments. #foolishness#

yomi007k:



Guy wetin be ndi Eke?

Lol, Police pple o

MMM is the only financial engagement that scammed even yahoo boys and ritualists..
Even ndi Eke and armed robbers were equally scammed.....#copied

How true?!

modath:
My people have an adage.. Everyday for the thief, one day for the owner... There is none above ill health & shrouding the president's condition in mystery/secrecy attracts wagging tongues... makes it seem there is/are things to hide.....



One day, all this drama will come to an end...

My dear, which of ur pple in particular? cos d pple wey get that language don dey plenty by the day

sosy25:
In Naija even educated people believe stuff like this.

In nija 180,000000+ Nigerians are been fooled by the FG concerning this very issue, so no big deal

Do you know anybody with MSc environmental sciences eg Architecture, Quantity Survey,Urban and Regional Studies etc for lecturing in a private university @ Abuja? As soon as possible (ASAP). Pls email CV to malookaita@gmail.com, plz forward to other groups. You might be helping someone.

Forwarded as received.om

Apple1992:
NA you type NA you still reply yourself, in order just to have something to create a thread.

I have this feeling, ua one of these sammers, if u aint, then be careful, cos its real. Believe it or not, OYO

Lool... Common sense aint common at all... I decided to do a Lil Personal Investigation on a whatsapp Ponze Scheme. Here is how I panned out

This guy na Lye Muhammad

CONGRATULATIONS SIR, I WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MUCH MORE AS U DESIRE

Predict when PMB will come back and win yourself trip to any country of your choice

Nigerians voted for killings, lies, hunger and court disobedience when they elected Buhari – Fayose https://www.naij.com/1086385-there-good-buharis-administration-fayose.html

rebirthforgoody:
Thank God am not among them.

Biko what's ur name? how can it not be