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Evaberry:
Is it your mother that will stay in the house with her

is it your mother that will take her if her and your kids

is it your mother that will make love to her


op Be a man and grow some balls

abiii ooo.... but like his many balls??

HelenBee:
That's if she's a Virgin sef or probably a tertiary Virgin.

or elementary... Hello

Got the massage too...

guente02:
Which town in Kurmi LGA did you serve. I was posted to Baissa to serve.

Wow!!, Nice I was in Ndaforo, I felt bad at first, but had a great experience

20. Argentina President Mauricio Macri begged Messi to reconsider his decision when he retired from international football in 2016. There were also marches in Buenos Aires, and the metro stations in the Argentine capital all carried the phrase "Leo, don't go." He eventually reversed his decision.
Records
21. Messi is Barcelona's all-time leading goal scorer by some distance now, with 507.
22. With five Ballon d'Ors, Messi has been named the best player in the world more times than anyone. He's been in the top three for 10 consecutive years, too, and is the youngest player to win it three times at 24 years, 6 months and 17 days.
23. He's the fastest player ever to reach 300 goals in Europe's top five leagues (334 games).
24. No one could stop him in 2011-12: he scored 50 league goals and 73 goals in all competitions, both records.
Worldwide fame
25. It was revealed recently that a Messi theme park will open in China in 2019.
26. Murals of Messi around the world regularly garner huge media attention -- this being the most recent.
27. With superlatives running out to describe Messi, a new word was added to the Spanish dictionary: Inmessionante; 1) the perfect way to play football, an unlimited ability to self-improve; 2) describes the best player of all time.
28. So far and wide is Messi's reach that an Afghan child went viral when an image emerged of him wearing an Argentina shirt made out of a carrier bag with Messi's name on the back. The youngster eventually had the chance to meet the Barca man in Qatar, where the Catalan side were playing a friendly against Al-Ahli.
29. Director Alex de la Iglesia and Warner Bros. combined to make a film about Messi and his life in 2014.
30. Messi's not a huge user of social media but he has a huge following. He doesn't have a Twitter account but does use Facebook, where he has 88,875,489 likes, and Instagram, where he has 74.3m followers.


http://kwese.espn.com/football/spanish-primera-division/15/blog/post/3147655/messi-at-30-30-things-about-barcelonas-famous-number-10

Lionel Messi turns 30 Saturday. So here are 30 things about the Argentina and Barcelona legend.
Personal life

1. Messi's birthday isn't the biggest thing happening to him this month: next week he will marry childhood sweetheart Antonella Roccuzzo in a ceremony in Rosario. All of his Barcelona teammates are invited.
2. The Barcelona star already has two children with Antonella: Thiago (4) and Mateo (1).
3. Like many modern-day footballers, Messi's body has become increasingly adorned with tattoos. He has ink dedicated to his mother, his children and Jesus. Messi's even had a go at being a tattoo artist himself, writing "10" on his own tattoo artist's wrist.
4. Gerard Pique described teenage Messi as "introverted" and "mute" and to this day the Argentine isn't known for doing a lot of talking in his mumbled, Argentine accent. He lives a quiet life outside of Barcelona in Castelldefels.
5. Luis Suarez, Cesc Fabregas and their respective partners are among Messi's closest family friends. Suarez's partner Sofia Balbi even opened a shoe store in Barcelona with Antonella in May and all three families spent time in Ibiza together this month.
6. Messi may have spent more than half of his life in Catalonia, but he hasn't lost the taste for his home comforts. Dulce de leche (a creamy caramel sauce) and mate (a South American caffeine-rich infused drink) remain among his guilty pleasures, although he's said to have gotten over his
milanesa (breaded meat fillet) addiction.
7. Cuccittini is Messi's mother's maiden name and he has Italian roots on both sides of the family.
8. Messi and his father, Jorge, were both found guilty of three counts of tax fraud totaling $4.7 million last year. It was judged they had used tax havens to avoid paying taxes on earnings from image rights between 2007 and 2009.
9. In a sign, perhaps, that he is preparing himself for life after football, Messi's reported to have bought a hotel in Sitges, on the Catalan coast, for €30 million earlier this year.
Early years
10. Born in Rosario, Messi was playing for Newell's Old Boys when he sacrificed everything to move to Europe and sign for Barca as a teenager -- he's suggested he may retire back at Newell's.
11. Messi's first "contract" with Barca was famously written up hastily on a napkin, with the club also paying for his treatment after he had been diagnosed with a growth hormone disorder. Money more than well spent.
12. Almost 13 years have passed since Messi made his league debut for Barca against rivals Espanyol at the Olympic stadium. And earlier this year marked 12 years since his first goal, that lovely lofted finish against Albacete which started everything.
La Liga rivals
13. No player has scored more El Clasico goals than Messi (23) -- his most recent bringing that brilliant celebration at the Bernabeu in April.
14. Barca have been unrivaled in Spain since the emergence of Messi. He's helped them win eight La Liga titles, five Copa del Reys, six Spanish Super Cups, four Champions Leagues, three European Super Cups, three Club World Cups (29 trophies in total).
Internationals
15. Messi is an Under-20 World Cup winner (2005) and Olympic gold medalist (2008) with Argentina.
16. He's come up short with the senior team, though, a runner-up in the World Cup (2014) when he was named the best player at the tournament and a three-time runner-up in the Copa America (2007, 2015, 2016).
17. No player has scored more goals for Argentina than Messi (58 and counting).
18. Messi is the youngest Argentina player to have scored at a World Cup, aged 18 years and 357 days old when he netted against Serbia and Montenegro in 2006.
19. The youngest player to have reached 100 caps in CONMEBOL history? Messi, when he was 27 years and 361 days old. He currently has 118.

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joe4real12:
Their big Brothers

Lool... You re correct!!!

When they see their mates "boko haram" they will take cover!! The African Military is cruel! So un associating

Mr Ibe just called the whole Nigerians id!outs and some foolish ones are accepting it!! i wnt!!!

I can just imagine the boy walking with the father, and all of a sudden, the dad brings out a matchet, slice the son's leg off, while screaming.."daddy!!! he chops off his head" and the still, he has the heart to bury him!!! and you tell me withcraft is not real or that we dont have walking corpse?? its a pity!! God forbid this man go free, i dont wish him death, but old age with agony and constant reminder of this dastardly act. In short He is a bastard

9jakohai:
Because they became valuable as assets for Boko to extract concessions from the govt in negotiation

If they were badly taken care of....Boko won't have been able to even make headway in the negotiations ....



You think say it is THAT easy to talk about such an experience?

One Sierra Leonean teenager who was kidnapped by the RUF and forced to become a child soldier.....When asked to describe his experices one year after being freed from the RUF he started talking, thenbroke down in tears....he could not continue.The journalist asking him questions ended the interview there and then.

APC spokesperson weldone o

BEENUEL:
I think this is where the cabal came in. Buhari should have kept things to himself.

If his health was good, maybe he would have, but he is hardly around,which wil always create a lacuna

from d dept of my heart, i hate snakes and its news! All types!! hw is lala different??

good intensions doesnt count, what does is doing the right things

inasmuch as Bubu is an emotionless, careless, religious and tribalistic bigot! i wnt say Amen, since i didnt gve him life

Oga Efe, kwantinue o, by d time the 25million finish say u dey do music, you go find big brother World enter

Have u been paying them for d ones dev worked? ajabreja govenor

Nudity is now food we consume! smh!

there is no way Liberia is better than Nigeria! wetin we day find 4 there

OAFMods:
Next time instead of quoting n replying retards such as this pls click the report botton let us join hand at limiting these paranoid Igbos off NL. Do not waste time quoting them they are senseless and worthless at the same time.

And u think u made sense? aint u dsame tribalistic bigot?And unethical in speech too? u can correct without insults and senseless insuniations

I loved Taraba State as z Corper in Kurmi LG one of poorest Local Government I believe in the whole of Africa, buh when I was redeployed after 4 months I felt sad leaving. Though I got 30k for the 3 months I served while I Abakaliki where I completed my Nysc where I also got 5k for the remainder of my service year.. I miss Taraba state more though... And I think they have one of the best camp and good officials and people generally!!!

Bullhari:
my dear, please, return all the allawee you received with 7% simple interest per month with a letter of apology, supported by other letters of acknowledgement of your apology, one from a senior civil servant, another from a judge of the high Court of your state of origin, yet another from your religious leader and finally one from the traditional ruler of your hometown.

then go back to all the schools you ever attended, or planned to attend, demand for all the fees you paid with a return of 12.2% compound interest calculated annually. then sue them for negligence of their duties and breach of contract.


thank me later

Lol.. U really cracked me up !! UA good except for your moniker! Buh..wat??

IpobExposed:
Buhari is not just braining but fixing things

Which Buhari? The one we haven't seen ? Do u truely know where he is?? Biko mechionu

IpobExposed:
Instead of Badluck Jonathan to fight Boko Haram he was there they kidnapped the chibok.

Which Chibok ?? The ones writing Weac that cannot speak English?

TeamSimple:
You a fool for thinking anyone that speaks up for the north on this forum is a northerner. Oponu ayirada

If u dnt have self pity, i feel ashamed for u...Culd u construct a good english without yoruba? hw wil u knw history/geography and factorz responsible.. and u call ur elder illiterate? Ua lucky ua nt close id flog ur skul with cain! Dnt mention me again.

duullie88:
True talk... dey don't really value western education , I served in Osun state most of em know ntn too, though still better than the north .. evry part as its own advantage over the other.. Good argument bro nice 1

Exactly bro, each divide with their peculiar problems .. God will help us. Thanks

Ishaq717:
thank God dem no still lack shaa

If u feel waht we are experiencing is not lack... Ill just hmmm and waka go... Though today is Friday hoping to see his pix in the mosque since we are been govern from home

duullie88:
I didn't meniton quarter of ABU alumni. . Am talking about president , vice presidents, several governors, CBN governor, senators, ministers ppl of high profile u r mentioning ycee, lil Kesh , wizkid and davido (even as dem no dey, I just add am 4 u) rmd etc.. combine d three schools .. as any produced a number 1 citizen or number 2 citizen .. ok let me make it simple as any produced som1 who got married to d said men..NO..
Wen we talk abt influential ppl wey ABU produce dat 3 school combined no reach in ur list to me u only mentioned 2 or 3 ppl that can maybe if possible rub shoulders with those I mentioned.
As per dem not being from d north it goes to show great men will not substitute quality for quantity that's y dia is a great influx of great men in my school.. rem it's the centre of learning

Ive told u the truth, if u like keep justifying Northern Mediocracy ... I'm not advocating for divide, but their is soo much injustice, I served in the North, same with most of my frds, students who write Weac can hardly write their names, in most schools in the North, They don't fail ddem no matter how poorly dey perform, yet, FG will still see dem as Educationally less aadvantaged states, why?? MMediocry, somehow somehow dey will get admitted into Higher institutions and end up bribing their way out! N/b I didn't say their aren't good instiyutions in tthe North, im tellinh u that, Most of dem re living in a fool's paradize and unfortunately comfortable , that's why its easy for book haram to recruit them!! Cos Knowledge is power and without it, hypnotic ttendercies becomes piece of cake for evil perpetrators . leave sentiment and be a change.. Don't support what u know is not right

duullie88:
Dino Malaye .. What of Umar Musa Yaradua , Ayodele Awojobi, Scientist and Professor at University of Lagos, Attahiru Jega, Professor, former chairman, Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Donald Duke, former Cross River state governor, Francis Adigwe, Delta state born scholar and seasoned banker, Mansur Muhtar, former executive director of the World Bank, Nwosu, Chikezie, Executive Director, Addax Petroleum Nigeria Limited..Rebecca Ndjoze-Ojo, Namibian, politician(even outsiders touch power) d list goes on .. I have put down what my school as contributed which to u isn't greater than UI, UNIBEN,UNIZIK .. Over to u( an ABU Student is Naturally Ahead no b joke dem b dey joke)

duullie88:
Dino Malaye .. What of Umar Musa Yaradua , Ayodele Awojobi, Scientist and Professor at University of Lagos, Attahiru Jega, Professor, former chairman, Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Donald Duke, former Cross River state governor, Francis Adigwe, Delta state born scholar and seasoned banker, Mansur Muhtar, former executive director of the World Bank, Nwosu, Chikezie, Executive Director, Addax Petroleum Nigeria Limited..Rebecca Ndjoze-Ojo, Namibian, politician(even outsiders touch power) d list goes on .. I have put down what my school as contributed which to u isn't greater than UI, UNIBEN,UNIZIK .. Over to u

U see what I'm saying... How many of those u mentioned are Northerners ?? Just very few.. The North seem to have things work well for dem.. Education doesn't necessarily give u success as the case of a Leader of a big nation without a prove of atleast the Weac certificate
Buh lemme list a few from UI and u tell me how many are Northners .
Chinua Achibe, JP Clark,Wole Soyinka, Flora Nwakpa, Christopher Okigbo,Grace Alele Williams, Ishaya Audi. it comes with a joy to get either a first degree or post graduate degree in UI, now to Uniben, there is BabaTunde Fashola, RMD Richard, Victor Waifo, Emmanuel Uduaghan ,James Ibori etc, my brother if I tell u of Unilag, u will get old before I exhaust the list buh I'll spare u some there is Chief Emeka Anyioku, Stella Damascus, Prof Yemi Osibanjo.. In fact of our entertainersrs have a history here... Like Wale Adenuga,Joke Silver,Geneive Nnaji,
Helen Oaul ,Regina Asikia, I know one politician Northerner sha Ibrahim Dankwabo, the list goes on .. Ramsey Noah, Dare Art Alade, Akinwumi Ambode, Gbenga Daniel, Daddy Enoch Adeboye, Ycee, Lil Kesh, Udom Emmanuel... If u want more u tell me!!!!!!