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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by EmzyT: 9:33pm On Jun 19, 2022
I decided to try luck today and it boooomed Just a small winning, na to go buy 2 Sneakers asap

ThankGod say them Void that Stupid tennis game. Never will I play tennis again grin grin cheesy

Celebrities / Re: Tacha Defies Rain, Sensitizes People On Importance Of Having PVCs In Rivers by EmzyT: 7:18pm On Jun 19, 2022
Tecnophone:
hope her pussy isn't as wide/ugly as her mouth. simps, what's says thou?

Mr. ALPHA MALE! Are you always this stupid? Or you're just making a special effort today? undecided

Get the Message Old man and leave the messenger out of it.

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Celebrities / Re: Tacha Defies Rain, Sensitizes People On Importance Of Having PVCs In Rivers by EmzyT: 7:16pm On Jun 19, 2022
Danielle09:
She wan use that opportunity to revive her dead career undecided


"Dead career" that can Sponsor the "Lively career" Of your Generations even with the ones Unborn? undecided

Shameless old fool. Evil Goat. Spits on your bald head

Celebrities / Re: Offset Tells Burna Boy To Check His DM by EmzyT: 5:35pm On Jun 19, 2022
Sooo? How does this news reduce the price of Garri in the market? sad sad

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Romance / Re: My friend Asking If He Could Fûck My Girl. pls help by EmzyT: 4:38pm On Jun 19, 2022
Tonero5200:


many of hu na nor get sense.


only my crib the girl enter she nor want go house again.


handsome, I got it... part of what made my packaging easier.



as for dickc I don't know that.

.so talk sense





Who's this Pathetic old fool? May you sleep and Never wake up you Poverty-stricken Block-headed Bastard sad

Can we see your pictures and that of your friend so we'd judge? You fool cheesy

You claim you're handsome (Typing this probably from the comfort of your Hut) yet, little things as this are bothering you. If you were sensible and grown enough, you wouldn't be worried over little things as this..

Better go get something doing to better your Life instead of coming to Nairaland to display your unceasingly stupidity! grin grin

Miserable loser that'll die a Sad little man grin grin

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Romance / Re: My friend Asking If He Could Fûck My Girl. pls help by EmzyT: 3:30pm On Jun 19, 2022
Tonero5200:
Although I'm not serious with her, but she a booty call .. we met her in a club, guess she went there for runs. she billed me 15k that night... after the do plus the way I played my cards that night, I only parted with 10k in the morning transfer... since then she's the one putting me on call, forming seriousi...I won't lie I'm starting to feel her vibe. not until this afternoon my guy asking about her that I should send him her number...I guess he wants a taste too.

I'm not the type to wife a hôe, but atleast morally it's not right. my guy won spoil my free meal ticket..

how which the girl didn't see him in the club, I could have done it anonymously, because she's still hustling.


but if I do it now, my own package of free food go spoil.
I can't risk the small monetary and pucsi benefits

There is something about this your friend that you're not telling us

Is he More Handsome than you?
Does he have Money than you?
Does he have Big D**k more than you?
Does he Knack and make a girl come more than you? undecided

As far as she's still going about her daily runs, pass the number to your guy let her do the complaining and refusing, not you!

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Romance / Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by EmzyT: 8:53am On Jun 19, 2022
Religion / Re: Why "Safe" Sex Could Be Very Dangerous by EmzyT: 8:32am On Jun 19, 2022

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Religion / Re: Let The Dead Bury The Dead (What Jesus Actually Meant?) by EmzyT: 8:19am On Jun 19, 2022
YoudeyVexme:
I have tried understanding that scripture since I was a kid, till now I still don't understand.
Does he mean the owo attack that people died in the church, living members shouldn't have buried them. But leave them there for the dead people to come bury them?



OP, you know the saying that it's only when you die that people will Value you right? Like, People have alot of good things to say and do for you but, YOU JUST HAVE TO DIE FIRST! grin

It simply means that: we should spend our time and energy on living people, not on dead people.

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Politics / Re: NNPP-LP Alliance: Obi Or Kwankwaso Can Accept To Be Vice - Agbo Major by EmzyT: 8:17am On Jun 19, 2022
temitope27:
help ur poor families first mumu.

Hey hey hey, relax cheesy Everyone is not from a Poverty stricken Family like yours okay? All fingers are not equal okay?

You can check my Profile, that's me, that's one out of my cars, at 23, I'm living the Life you and your Generations can only dream of.

So, I'm not the one who cursed your Generations okay? Sad little man grin

Politics / Re: NNPP-LP Alliance: Obi Or Kwankwaso Can Accept To Be Vice - Agbo Major by EmzyT: 8:01am On Jun 19, 2022
Help2020:
I know say yeye dey worry you,that's why
I say leave here for people that have sense nan.


You dey mind the fool? That's what they know how to do, come to social media to display their Unceasingly stupidity grin

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Politics / Re: NNPP-LP Alliance: Obi Or Kwankwaso Can Accept To Be Vice - Agbo Major by EmzyT: 8:00am On Jun 19, 2022
temitope27:
bros no be me do you na grin I don make am, na u remain, so u need to hustle and stop being a fool here

Look at an Illiterate from a Poverty stricken Family talking about making it grin grin grin, Please can I see your Pictures? So I'll know the comedian and Never-do-well idiot that is this stupid? grin if you've made it like you claimed, you wouldn't have such a very very very low IQ, infact your IQ alone has given you away grin grin grin

You're just an Online troll with Little Intelligence. Like I said before, go and make your life better, or you can hit me up on Whatsapp so I can take out time out of my free schedules myself to teach you Programming instead of being Online 24/7 typing rubbish with your Filthy Thumbs.

Like I said before, go and look for how to make your life a meaningful one. Before later in life, when you finally become Useless, you'll start blaming your Innocent uncle for tying your destiny on a Mango tree!

Nairaland / General / Re: Help Me!!! My Husband Just Raped Me!!! by EmzyT: 7:48am On Jun 19, 2022
Politics / Re: NNPP-LP Alliance: Obi Or Kwankwaso Can Accept To Be Vice - Agbo Major by EmzyT: 7:38am On Jun 19, 2022
temitope27:
as ur father no get sense

Miserable Loser grin Pathetic old fool, Jealousy and hate are the reasons why YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT IN LIFE! That's why you'll die a Sad little man grin grin cheesy

Better go and look for how to better your Life instead of being on Social Media and Displaying the stupidity that runs in your Poverty-stricken Generation grin grin

Block-headed Pig!

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Politics / Re: NNPP-LP Alliance: Obi Or Kwankwaso Can Accept To Be Vice - Agbo Major by EmzyT: 7:34am On Jun 19, 2022
temitope27:
Obi will be the vice, cos kwankwaso is bigger than peteru


Why not wait for it to happen before running your filthy thumbs? undecided

And na person father fit be dis oo wey no wan get sense for Social Media

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Romance / Re: Man Buys Range Rover Jeep For His Wife, She Never Left Him While He Was Poor by EmzyT: 1:19pm On Jun 16, 2022
Romance / Re: What Happened Yesterday When I Cried For Help On Nairaland(screnshot And Photos) by EmzyT: 1:04pm On Jun 16, 2022
Events / Re: Indian Groom Runs Away From His Wedding And Jilted Bride Marries A Wedding Guest by EmzyT: 12:56pm On Jun 16, 2022
Like, how manage? You just go on to marrying a guest even without fully knowing the person? You don skip terms and Conditions, which is Dating First grin grin

Indians and Kenyans, Extraordinary People everyday grin grin

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Cheated On Me With My Neighbour But She Is Denying It by EmzyT: 10:55am On Jun 16, 2022
Romance / Re: I Think I’m Dating Myself by EmzyT: 10:51am On Jun 16, 2022
Romance / Re: If You Notice These Things In Your Woman, She Is Not A Woman You Can Marry by EmzyT: 9:59am On Jun 16, 2022
Romance / Re: I Caught My Wife Cheating With Her So-called "Cousin" by EmzyT: 11:03pm On Jun 15, 2022
Romance / Re: My 2 Years Relationship Has Never Posted Me On Any Of Her Social Media by EmzyT: 11:01pm On Jun 15, 2022
Romance / Re: Jeon Is A Female by EmzyT: 10:53pm On Jun 15, 2022
Crime / Re: The Truth About What Actually Happened To The White Woman In Badagry — Police by EmzyT: 9:36pm On Jun 15, 2022
Africans (Mostly Nigerians) and linking everything to Spiritism are 5&6 sad

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Sports / Re: Sadio Mane On Agrees Personal Terms To Join Bayern Munich by EmzyT: 6:27pm On Jun 15, 2022
Romance / Re: Men,when Did You Realise Most Women Are Wicked ? by EmzyT: 7:06am On Jun 15, 2022
Flacko225:
I actually created this thread to tell my story, so here it goes.
So, before this ASUU strike wahala started there was this one girl that I thought was mine. From time to time, I'd share money that I had with her, if I had 5k I'd give her 2k and I continued like that until one very unfortunate week where I had gone broke and I needed about 200 naira to pay for a group assignment and I swear to god mehn I didn't have 200 naira, school sapa is the worst iykyk. Sha I asked this girl if she could help me with 200 naira, heck I even explained the whole situation to her told her that the assignment was worth 30 marks and if I lose those marks I'd just fail the course because it's one werey lecturer that teaches it. Trust me, nothing could have prepared me for her reply this girl looked me dead in the eye and said "I'd rather buy biscuits with that money instead of giving you". Omo I cried to my hostel that day nobody could console it was when I told my guys that they eventually gave me 500 naira to pay for the assignment. Since then I've been very stingy as hell, the girl still textse from to time telling me she's broke and everytime she does that I tell her I'm broke too. Once bitten, twice shy.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend And Her Male Friends by EmzyT: 7:00am On Jun 15, 2022
Who no get girlfriend get Peace of Mind grin

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Crime / Re: 300-Level UNN Student Stabbed To Death By Suspected Armed Robbers In Anambra by EmzyT: 5:27pm On Jun 14, 2022
Romance / Re: I Can Never Make It In Life!!! Who Tell You I Can, Is A Liar by EmzyT: 12:51pm On Jun 14, 2022
Crime / Re: VIDEO: 17-year-old Girl Gets Shot In The Head Four Times By Her Ex-boyfriend by EmzyT: 12:50pm On Jun 14, 2022
Romance / Re: Is Moaning During Sex Bad For Christian Couples? by EmzyT: 10:27am On Jun 14, 2022

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