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So Sorry guys, I've really not been in the Nigeria since I created this thread Hence the reason for the Delay to complete the Story. I'M SORRY GUYS!

OMOH, See cobwebs everywhere

So, a lady barged into my room and decided to help when she saw I was struggling with fixing the Carpet in my room.

After helping, she asked if there was to be anything she'd help me do again which I said No, she then said okay and that she's going and would be back later to check how my was arranged, and off she went.

I was wondering who this girl could be and why she decided to help me though. After the chores and everything, I was very weak and decided to lay on my bed to get some rest. I slept off while at it.

I was awoken by a knock on my door, I opened the door and it was night already. I saw the mystery girl that decided to help me out and she greeted me immidiately which I reciprocated with a smile on my face

TO BE CONTINUED

Pheeew! So I just finished working on my Pc, so i laid on my Bed and started Reminiscing about my young life, the good, bad, ugly aspects of it all and something just struck my mind.

What was it? My first time ever having Sex! So ladies and gentlemen, grab your Popcorn while I give y'all my ugly experience of having Sex for the Very first time

So back in the days, I entered the University as a Virgin, I was living alone and Very comfortable because my room was neatly furnished, Tv, Dstv, fridge etc! My room was more of a family room than that of a Student.

Again, I was that good at conversing with ladies both my departmental, faculty and even other faculty girls that almost everyone of them had asked where I stay. When I say I stay off camp, they'd offer to visit but I always come up with one excuse or the other, or better still, Wave it off! Women weren't really my thing (I wasn't being holy, I just didn't fancy dating or bedding them)

Not until I met Emmanuella! How did I get to meet Emmanuella?

It was after my Year One, I packed out of my First Lodge for another new Lodge, got a lodge far away from the old one! So that faithful day I was parking-in my belongings, the Lodgemates were having a Lodge meeting so almost ALL the Occupants were downstairs for the meeting. When I began packing-in my belongings from that downstairs (I chattered that Peugeot truck, so everything was carried at once from my old lodge and offloaded in my new lodge downstairs) So while Packing it from that downstairs to my room upstairs, I could notice the fine girls around, the Ones with Boobs, Ass, tall, short And Curvy ones, the Look-Look, smokers, Drunks, Cultists, Talkatives, SIMPS (Although I didn't really know that's what they call such Men then) My Eyes are like Quick Scanners, I needed not to look at you twice or for long to get a complete picture of you, just a gaze and I'm okay!

So after I was done packing my belongings to my room upstairs, the arranging started, I mopped, cleaned, washed the ones needed to be washed and fixed the ones I could. (While doing all these, I left the door to my room and windows wide open so dusts could go out and Ventilation could come in) While at that, Some Random girls came around and stood around my door watching what I was doing, I was on AirPods and didn't utter a word to them neither did I give a Fvck who they were or If they were trying to Initiate a conversation or even talking to me! (My room was at the edge close to Balcony so anyone could come around that side to Relax or for something else)


TO BE CONTINUED!

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seedorfy134:
just use mind send the money because the game is already boom

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seedorfy134:
congrats o ya send me something for weekend 4374979015
Fcmb

Did you read what I wrote at all? Go back and read it again, slowly this time!

Here is the Second ticket!!!!

I was Lucky enough to Play:

JONG AZ ALKMAAR VS ADO DEN HAAG -
AwayorOver2.5 Here!!!
Outcome: AZ ALKMAAR 0 - 1 ADO DEN HAAG

So remaining Tottenham HomeorOver2.5 Vs Brighton tomorrow! Then that Useless Manure Utd to win against Norwich

Who knows, maybe i fit just collect this small change Sha!!!

Though AC MILAN vs GENOA are still playing but there is no cause for alarm!

So after a long while, I decided to dash Betting 1k today

So I Played two tickets (N500 each) and then decided to check it now and one just busted!!

JONG AZ ALKMAAR VS ADO DEN HAAG

Prediction: Over 2.5
Outcome: 0-1

But the second ticket is still goooing!!!!

Oga, You're not yet serious! No be by "Fineboy" oo, this generation of girls are woke beyond your wildest imagination!

You expect a girl to Love you for who you are? Oga, who're you? Most of them can only Love with the condition of what you can offer them.

Will you Love yourself if you are broke? You sef reason am na!

The Only Woman who can Love you Unconditionally is your MOTHER!

Optmus:
No 1. We all know him

No. 2 NwaNimo

No. 3 me

No. 4 iLegend

No. 8 NwaAmikpe

No. 10 Vulturebbqgrills

No. 11 iyaegbe, pocohantas, candidlady, oilpụssy, etc

No. 12 me, slawomir

No. 17 dem plenty

No.18 na mad people full there

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Telegram234:
dude get a job and be filled with important things to do.
your mates are busy hustling and counting cool cash, u dey here observe people character.

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How close are you to him before making the Assertion that he's jobless?

Oga, sometimes it's better to be quiet and hide your foolishness, than to speak and make it Obvious.

Abeg bounce!

Nawa oo

Faber:


Omo you go shock o. Wetin dey vex me pass now is that she is now in my WhatsApp just now asking me let us make amends

Chai, this OP too dull! Pussy on a platter of Gold Up your game bro, play am well. You go Fvck that girl.

Heathrow44:
[s]Emzyt this is not ur photo, u seem too poor to live in such an environment or am I lying ?

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Buhahahari, What a Savage! Shameless old fool disguising as a Policeman, that goes about looking for Married women to Seduce on Social Media

Go to Business Section and Ask People whom I've bought stuffs from that know me in Person. They'd explain better to you! Everyone isn't from a Very Poor and Wretched Generation like yours, okay?

Jealousy and hate are the Reasons why you'll NEVER make it in life Change your ways so you'll be Useful to your Amazing Parents!