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AsomArchitectNG:
Albino you just joined nairaland and you've already started with don't ever disturb ask for my number bla bla bla it's such a pity now that even gorilla's will be competing in beauty pageant. I'll insult any guy that'll ever have an erection because of u cos to me they don't have taste. Don't let all the bleaching you've done on yourself deceive you cos you're no different from a menstruating female vulture the only difference is you're fair while vultures are dark.

ThatrealestApex:
Oboy see fresh skin babe you too fine oo...

I just dey imagine say you visit me like this,, all you need to do is to bend down while I fold that your gown from the back to your waist and then position you for doggy while standing oo and then I'll still be holding the folded part while I thrust in and out quickly

Chaii

Googledman:
The response i got almost got me mad... She said she has known that I will be abusive, I'm wicked and all manner of talk. Then she said its over... IT'S OVER BETWEEN US. I tot it was a joke, like how can i explain me trying to joke and then the joke is now on me. I told her, i never meant it, it was just a joke. Even the preceding conversations before i sent in the sticker was all fun nd jokes but she said she couldn't risk being with someone that sees slapping someone as a joke. Moreover, why should i joke with such sensitive matters that just recently a claimed life of someone she look up to.

Kenmatt:
You're a lier, you just created this one

You just wanna trend
but you'll not trend
Even as I am helping you to trend
You will still not trend

How do you know we ask for numbers
How do you know we send private mails

kelspinall:
it's not for him,is a general fact, understand it that way bro,am not replying according to his own convo with the gal,am saying this for everyone out there to know it.thanks man

VictorUSA:
The truth is that she doesn't love you.Women are all useless regardless of their origin.

kelspinall:
1st mistake is begging someone to love or be in a relationship with you.. bro she will end up still leaving.gals have crush and who they like,if you force relationship on them and they agreed,trust me you are still single..

Facelessforum1:
I'm trying to convince her that I so much love her and I want her to be my girlfriend. And she's showing me some signs of being in love with me. But I don't believe it, if she is really in love with me she would have accepted me already. So below is our conversation . nairalanders please help me observe. Please is she really into me or should I quit and move on?

Krss216:
Including that 18yr old girl feeding you,or that married woman feeding you dog food?
Just imagine this 18yr old boy wey dey fight for admission still dey chop mummy thank you dey even come here dey talk about women.

What do you even know about life,face your life and stop dragging food with your little sisters.

Singleasfvck:
I know Nairaland is mostly full of clowns & some people will ridicule my post but please someone should explain to me on how to approach a girl & start a conversation. Tell me how to start, what to talk about, What to do e.t.c

Vinnie2000:
Hmm. See story. Likes if OP is blowing Big lies. Share if he is telling d truth.

immortalcrown:
Madam, take all your questions to Google. May any question you have asked or will ask on Nairaland attract a curse upon you since my question on Nairaland is literally criminalized by you..

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram my OWN!



1st time wey I get admission for Imo state poly nekede.


Na ASHAWOO house b the second text book I go look for..


I GATZ link up wit some bad bad owerri Niggaz wey de BLA WEED!


them show me around and carry me JAZZ in many ASHAWOO hotels...


although it was kind of cost Shar..


but I prefer Lagos ASHAWOO house because for here, I de NACK ASHAWOO wit 5h or 1k and I go even SUUK BOBZ join..


I just from ASHAWOO house de JAZZ back now..


the ASHAWOO BANI wey I NACK, she really do me justice!


this girl nearly CHOP off my PREEK wit her TOTTO..


she use her too legs take tie me!


my PREEK come de bend..


although the NACKING SWEET ooo


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

immortalcrown:
As long as I sincerely asked for the meaning of a word which I honestly never know, and as long as I neither insulted anybody in the question nor made any contribution to what is being discussed, I am not guilty of any offense.