May her soul rest in perfect peace amen as Nigeria has lost a great person

who wants to be the Mouse

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.

"What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning.

"There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"


The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said,

"Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house!

There is a mousetrap in the house!"


The pig sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray.

Be assured you are in my prayers."


The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house!

There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose."


So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.

The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught.

In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.


The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital, and she returned home with a fever. Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.

But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.

The farmer's wife did not get well; she died. So many people came for her funeral; the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.

The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.


So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember -- when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

We are all involved in this journey called life.  We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.

Remember, each one of us is a vital thread in another person's tapestry; our lives are woven together for a reason.

One of the best things to hold onto in this world, is a friend

Have a great day!

[[size=8pt]b]An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja in Nigeria 

She was booked for an economy class seat,  Just after the plane took-off, the woman stood up and went to sit in the first class cabin.

The flight attendant went to ask her to go back and sit in economy class because that's where the ticket allowed her to sit but she refused. She had paid and wanted the best seat.

Then the attendant informed the Jnr. pilot. The 
Jnr. pilot went and spoke with the lady and she still refused. Then the Jnr. pilot went to inform the chief pilot.


The chief pilot said, I am married to  an illiterate, I'll go and talk to her. The chief went and whispered some words to the woman and she peacefully stood-up and went to her economy class seat.

The attendant and Jnr. pilot surprisingly asked, sir what did you tell her?

The chief pilot said: Easy guys, I just told her that first class is not going to Abuja , only economy class is.

FELLOW 9GR MEN AND WOMEN LET US NOT FORGET THAT A FOOL AT 49 YEARS CAN NEVER BE CURED OF THIS SICKNESS

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first of all u must be a joker for writing this topic, if your boyfriend relies on u for everything thats your business and not the whole world to know about

secondly if u don't love him why are u keeping him?

when ladies are relying on their boyfriends for their financial needs nobody hears of their story, now that the case is opposite everybody must know.

My case : Is he not human, do u not love him, why are u exposing him, if he was the one financing u would the world know about it?

look there are people in worst situations but people do not here their story

LOOK FOR SOMETHING BETTER TO WRITE ON OK

try harder

haba mallam

this your joke is crazzy

de choice na your own

dis one na de BOMB

my guy, go look 4 job

NICE ONE

re-mix, try somthing new

be more innovative

a woman asked her son to call his father on the GSM and ask him (father) what he would love to eat for supper.

the following discussion took place:.

mother : son call your father and ask him wat he would love to eat for supper when he comes back
son : yes mother (he goes to the phone and dials his dads number only to come back to his mom a few minutes later with a long face)
mother : what is it son??
son : i called dad's line and a woman picked the phone
mother : Jesus!! i will deal with him (and goes off without cooking dinner for the husband)
Husband comes in the evening after a hard days work hoping to find soming delicious waiting for him
husband : Darline am back
wife : (without greeting) Who were you with today??
husband : i was at work, any problem?
wife: son tell your dad what happend when you called his number
son : a woman picked up the phone
husband (puzzled ask the son) and what did the woman say??
son : This number is not available at the moment, please try again later
wife : Stands there looking stupid

joker  :p

, cool

once there was a plan travelling to a certain destination with three passengers on it, an American, a Japanese and a Nigerian. after traveling for several hours without reaching their destination, the pilot had to confess to the passengers that he was lost, an hour passed by and the American put his hand through the window felt the atmosphere and said "yes this is America, i will drop here" so the pilot landed and drooped the American. same went for the Japanese.after about five hours the Nigerian put his hand through the window and by the time he put it back in to the plane, his wristwatch got missing and he said "yes this is Lagos, i will drop here".

Migines, what is the answer?

we nigerians should be on our knees today and asking god to forgive us for the sins we have committed for the last 47 years

this your joke an de koko

That woman does not have the face of a representative at all. She has the face of a thie, , 41, name it. Infact her constitution should recall her. if it were oversees she would have been asked to resign but but because of our curupt culture she still has the Gods seat on that seat. We have a long way to go in this country

watch your manners

If You Wake Up One Morning And Your Wifes Tells You That Your Children Do Not Belong To You, What Would You Do?

(Re: Benin Naira Land User Lets Get To Know The Real Fellows Among Us )

wat is it about Benin fellows

in every man God has put a vision, most times it takes a woman by his side to bring the vision out of him.

ALL WHO NEED FINANCE FOR ROMANCE WILL END UP IN PROBLEM