₦airaland Forum

okwabayi:
True but the BBC which to my knowledge uses the most updated English grammar always state "an historic event".

I believe English is evolving. The presence of non English, born in the UK speakers (Pakistani, Indian, Chinese and Thai etc) and youth influence in the form of slangs has made some earlier frowned upon practices an everyday occurence.

BBC? Hmmmmm..
The language is always evolving.

See bleaching

It's not everything that's for election. Like me, it's like it's an auto response thing when someone's stuff drops and I'm close by.

If the sound that succeeds it, is consonant, use 'a' but if it's a vowel sound, use 'an'.
In simpler words, if 'h' is silent during pronunciation, use 'an' for example
An honour
An heir
An hour
For non-silent 'h', use 'a'.
A horse
A herd
A hospital.

It's an honour to meet with you.
This is a hospital

I think I've heard, "an husband" before.

Omo, see resemblance.

Dial *902# and check the packages you're subscribed to then deactivate them from there.
There's this TrendFlix notifications I keep getting from them these days.

Ximenez:
pained for what exactly? I think i might have overestimated you,but when i saw 300, 100 and coke i now know the category that which you belong.

Elelelele ooo!
So it's true that you can use coke and Indomie to bribe some girls?

Viking007:
He's actually the only pastor/prophet or religious leader I respect.

Allah, even some atheists here concur. He has no issues and I believe he's worth emulating. The last paragraph of the write-up, he talked about love and caring.
While some churches tax members for pastors birthday celebration.

Albert0011:
Black sunday,a day i will never forget in my life 10/6/2018..lost two friends to motorcycle accident in two different scenes.

Sad news; may their soul rest in peace.

Noisy group.
Case that was dead on arrival.

Noisy group.
Case that was dead on arrival.

He's come a long way.

Nothing special here, I can see them communicating. If it's a theory based course, no shaking but calculation course will be a different ball game especially if you're communicating with someone that hasn't really prepared for the test.

DrGoodman:
And a Yoruba man said pooopooopoooo in a plastic bucket

Chai, nairaland yaf kii me. You guys be giving comedians a run for their money

omenka:
Check out what an Igbo leader of thought said about Igbos.

Hahahaha
Political savages

shamecurls:
This a political midget to His Excellence, President Mohammadu Buhari (GCFR)

2023 is already ascertained. What political aristocrats are presently working on is after 2023.

Duke should go invest in poultry farming to while away time.

Not yet his time

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Poultry farming

luminouz:
I'm not bragging or something but I haven't come across a girl who is more sexually active than I am.. All the girls I've been with always look at me like I'm some freak.
I have dull days no doubt but on the average,I fvck pretty well.

On the nympho's issue,I have 3 options!

1. The kind of sex she likes......if it's the penetrative..I can do pretty well but fatigue will eventually set in, followed by decline (due to inadequate rest and hormonal Imbalance) so I can calculate my diminishing returns rate per day after like 6 months. So i solve this issue by making her pretty tired by making d sex rough(since she is a nympho) so I sap her energy and delay the next sex session for a bit. Trust me on this.

2. If she likes oral..that's the easiest way out...just keep sucking that clit and watch as she cums to hell and back in seconds....I don't get sperm-drained or fatigued outta my skin and I will last forever. The only downsides are if she ain't clean down there and the stress my poor tongue/mouth will go through.

1. If she is more active than I'm..i know it's finished for me...so I find a way to make her less active..I'm a scientist..there are sexual inhibitors I can add to her food or drink so she won't be so fvvking freaky all the time. If that fails,I could make her sleep the more. Nobody ever has real sex in the dream(at least if she does,I won't be part of it,so no draining for me)


But one more thing!!!!

I WONT EVER DO ALL THAT SEX STAFF THING FOR 170K A MONTH!!! LETS TALK 500K...excluding lodging,car and food. Fvcking a nympho is back breaking work,I should be collecting oil company allowance

Omo, you be expert ooo.
I hope you're a sex therapist or a sex counsellor?

Truly Starboy

CriticMaestro:
More like your private part has been an amusement park, oloshi rabata

The post I anticipated
Bad guy

So una don pursue our guy go Europe ehn?

He has paid his dues.
Happy Birthday to a true entertainer.
And a happy birthday to my Big Bro, blood is thicker than water.
MI Abaga's song titled 'Brother' is the song I think of on this day.

Here's the chorus.

I no fit climb this mountain on my own
I no go reach ontop if I go alone
I no fit finish up, unless you come along
I need you my brother
This life no be hollywood, if I offend you paddy mi mabibu
Shebi when you fall na me go carry you
You need me too my brother
(You need me toooooooooooooo)

Before opening the thread, I was sure it was St Louis sugar. This brand is already established and nobody can do nothing to them

Ayobami93:
That's interesting. Thanks for taking your time to explain it. I'm considering it for MSC.

It's a sweet course, at least it gets one thinking. Though I'm not studying it, I just love the course.

Are you playing to join the force? Interrogation tinz

As for the OP, there's no way you go that you won't see mathematics. Instead of running from something, just face it head on. Just have interest and you'll grasp it easily.

delectablegyal:
simi is on TOP. 90.9.
More on top than even tiwa savage. She is the rave of the moment.

Gbam!

johnime:
So fam! If you're using MTN and someone calls you with "hidden number" and you want to find out the real number, send START to 7672 and you will get the number. Share to save a life.

You'll send START now and start begging customer care to STOP

Another country that knows how to pray and like sex like mad. I hope Guadalupe sees them through.

BUSHHUNTER:
I prefer Simi to her lyrically.

Does Yemi Alade even have lyrics? All those strange words she keeps spitting discouraged me from listening to her songs.
Lyrically, Simi ain't her mate but since the industry is about beats and bum bum, she's on top Simi

It saddens me that married women use NYSC camp to cheat badly on their husbands.
So they should go to camp heavily pregnant?
And from my observations, no worthy counter from female Nairalanders, they're just beating about the bush.
I don't have experience with all these dating stuff and such threads keep popping up week in, week out. Seriously, I always believe that I can stay faithful but my problem is that, can my partner do the same?

aspirebig:
Go to Kubwa camp and see how married 'corpers' , ohh married "sluts" are sharing their kpekus to different men.

This is not them say... i saw it there live .....


I doubt if there is any NYSC camp in Nigeria as "bad and corrupt" like Kubwa and Iyana Ipaja ....


In fact, men on Jeep and Venza don finish work for those corpers body. . i am talking of married corpers oohhh . Then someone is talking about just bf and gf.

Bf and gf is almost nothing these days.

Damn, na wa ooo

DrMuzungu:
You know, it is not so much different here where we live now (in Europe). Wife was going to the government hospital on the private basis (the top oga doctor was asking her to come there instead of his private clinic, because it was more convenient). Since patients do not usually go there, the nurse who received us was extremely rude and aggressive. But when he came and shook my hand, she suddenly became very polite and all smile. There is a lot of good people out there, but also a lot a$$holes. They pretend to be nice only when their interests are at stake.

You're on point.

The soup itself is barely visible; I guess this is the modern format cos here, every swallow you're making, meat or fish will follow it.
Well done. I loathe Okro soup sha.

DrMuzungu:
Haaaaaa... Many years ago (more than 5, less than 16), I applied for a debit (ATM) card with one of the major Nigerian banks. They advertised the delivery of the card within 3 weeks, which sounded reasonable. After 3 weeks, no card. I visited the bank once again, no card. So I kept e-mailing them since it wasn't convenient for me to go there every fvcking day. Not a single response within a month of e-mailing. So, one day, my boss was having a lunch with the CEO of that very bank. He jokingly told the man about my problem, so the man called me, gave me his card and asked to email them right away and put him in CC. I did just that, and they responded with a huge apology less than 15 minutes later. So, they DID see probably every of my e-mails but didn't have any fvck to give until their job was in question

They see it and ignore, some even play raffle draws with mails.